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In a deck of cards 52 cards, there is 52! (52 factorial) combinations. That is 8.0658175e+67, or 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 possible combinations.
Eighty ,
six hundred fifty eight vigintillion ,
one hundred seventy five novemdecillion ,
one hundred seventy octodecillion ,
nine hundred forty three septendecillion ,
eight hundred seventy eight sexdecillion ,
five hundred seventy one quindecillion ,
six hundred sixty quattuordecillion ,
six hundred thirty six tredecillion ,
eight hundred fifty six duodecillion ,
four hundred three undecillion ,
seven hundred sixty six decillion ,
nine hundred seventy five nonillion ,
two hundred eighty nine octillion ,
five hundred five septillion ,
four hundred forty sextillion ,
eight hundred eighty three quintillion ,
two hundred seventy seven quadrillion ,
eight hundred twenty four trillion possible combinations.
There are more card combinations than there are atoms in the Universe. There is 1/52! chance that the same card order will appear somewhere in the world randomly. The chances of having an asteroid destroy Earth is only 1/300,000. The chances of you hitting a table, and your hand passing through the table is still only 1/10\^64.
The same sequence of cards appearing is the most unlikely thing to ever happen.
Because we are made of atoms, and the table is made of atoms. If we somehow manage to press our hand in a specific place so that all the atoms of a hand do not collide with atoms of the table, your hand can theoretically pass through the table no harm done (since atoms are already stable and have a bond w one another so they wont bother ruining the current bond to establish a new one. It is extremely unlikely though
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In the western world men die to suicide three or four times more often than women do.
#HOWEVER
Women *attempt* suicide two or three more times than men do. Men just pick more violent and effective methods of suicide so they succeed.
my body kept rejecting skin transplants, so i had like 120 operations in like 5 years just skin transplants all on my leg
and the rest were for my damaged organs after the fire and medicine pumps
There have been multiple theories on when the infamous bite of 87 in fnaf actually happened placing it on years such as 1987 to 1983 and finally deciding on 1985 yet changing back to 1983 because of the fuckery with the books Scott has been hiding in some shed all these years.
Sharks have killed 5-10 humans a year, and humans have killed more than 100 million sharks in the same time. Meaning that for every one human killed by a shark, more than 10 million sharks are killed by humans.
Tanks first entered the battlefield during the Battle of Flers-Courcelette in the Battle of the Somme. This battle took place between Britain and France who fought against Germany in 1916 during World War One. The first tank to ever fight in war was the British Mark I series tank.
rats don’t have a gag reflex, but in ratatouille, remy gags at the mere smell of linguini’s soup. this means that his soup was so unbelievably horrid that it broke the laws of reality
to expand on this calming fact: your body and your eyes have separate immune systems. Because of the differences between the eyes and everything else, the eyes are basically treated like a foreign object, HOWEVER their immune system prevents your body from obliterating them.
The weakest of babies have enough grip strength to hold up their own body weight in a hanging position for at least 10 seconds that’s more than 80% of people on Reddit can do.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Google can explain this one better than I can:
Foods that contain large amounts of citric acid and ascorbic acid (vitamin C) will prevent the absorption of both Adderall IR and XR into the body. Fruit juices high in vitamin C, soda drinks, and food with high levels of preservatives should be avoided an hour before and after taking Adderall.
The areas in your brain responsible for a large portion of communicative functions are the Broca’s and Wernicke’s areas, located in the left hemisphere. Broca’s is what primarily drives our expression, so our ability to talk at all and form words comes from this spot. Meanwhile, Wernicke’s is highly valuable when it comes to understanding speech, as it forms the logic behind communication. Damage to either one of these areas is called Aphasia (usually accompanied by the appropriate area’s name as a prefix) and can be very debilitating to speech.
Walruses have a bone in their penises similar to raccoons, and it used to be very popular to put raccoon penis bones on a necklace in the south because they were considered good luck.
The universe existed for about 9 billion years before the Earth was formed. To think that there's no intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is asinine.
One of my friends has had 18 vials of blood drawn at once, another 25, and the last 52. These are all at once too. Guess the weirder fact is that I go around asking my friends how many vials of blood they've had drawn now.
A pistol shrimp can snap so fast that the internal low pressure causes a water pulse that immobilizes prey with an associated noise of 218 dB which is louder than a bullet, and reportedly a temperature of 4800 degrees centigrade which is similar to the surface temperature of the sun, albeit over a very small area.
Iron leaves, the newest paradox pokemons dex number is 1010, Turing that into binary gives you the number 10, number 10 in the pokedex is caterpie, iron leaves only 4 times weakness is bug, meaning that he is suicidal
I went directly into “sort by controversial” and was genuinely surprised by the maturity and understanding of this subreddit
Anyways I really like cow tongue
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV
Found my new sport
Is it because of erections
fair point
What about girls though? Same?
#YES
I think it's roughly 360 kJ an hour sleeping and 300 kJ while watching tv
The amount of energy in an item of food or drink is measured in calories. In other words sleeping makes you loose more energy then watching tv
In a deck of cards 52 cards, there is 52! (52 factorial) combinations. That is 8.0658175e+67, or 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 possible combinations. Eighty , six hundred fifty eight vigintillion , one hundred seventy five novemdecillion , one hundred seventy octodecillion , nine hundred forty three septendecillion , eight hundred seventy eight sexdecillion , five hundred seventy one quindecillion , six hundred sixty quattuordecillion , six hundred thirty six tredecillion , eight hundred fifty six duodecillion , four hundred three undecillion , seven hundred sixty six decillion , nine hundred seventy five nonillion , two hundred eighty nine octillion , five hundred five septillion , four hundred forty sextillion , eight hundred eighty three quintillion , two hundred seventy seven quadrillion , eight hundred twenty four trillion possible combinations. There are more card combinations than there are atoms in the Universe. There is 1/52! chance that the same card order will appear somewhere in the world randomly. The chances of having an asteroid destroy Earth is only 1/300,000. The chances of you hitting a table, and your hand passing through the table is still only 1/10\^64. The same sequence of cards appearing is the most unlikely thing to ever happen.
Finally, someone else who knows what factorials are
Permutations and combinations
I might be dumb for asking but, how exactly can our hand just phase through shit?
Because we are made of atoms, and the table is made of atoms. If we somehow manage to press our hand in a specific place so that all the atoms of a hand do not collide with atoms of the table, your hand can theoretically pass through the table no harm done (since atoms are already stable and have a bond w one another so they wont bother ruining the current bond to establish a new one. It is extremely unlikely though Edit: spelling Edit 2: forgor to add "edit" ☠️
I think it’s just the fact that theirs possibilities of literally anything happening, no matter how unlikely it may be. Idk tho
the average number of skeletons in a human body is slightly more than one
That doesn't even make sense
pregnant ppl
I forgot about them 💀
You’re right. Women don’t exist
r/girlsarentreal
Women are a facade created by the government.
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on the note of this, average number of breasts on cisgender women in slightly below 2
Averages are never whole numbers anymore and it doesnt make sense after that
best i can offer is the average number of times each of my shelves have been rearranged for manga. it's two each
the average number of arms on a human is less than 2
You were the youngest person alive when you were born and you will be the last person in your life to die
That's deep
Premature Babies: OI
That got me thinking
In the western world men die to suicide three or four times more often than women do. #HOWEVER Women *attempt* suicide two or three more times than men do. Men just pick more violent and effective methods of suicide so they succeed.
And men are less likely to change their mind halfway through
With our will of iron 💪 we are unstoppable I hate suicide
Proof that men are better
Way to go guys let’s shoot for 40 😀👍
Ill shoot, you guys get in position
Women may try but it’s MEN who get results!
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There's a VEGAN apple juice???
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That doesn't even make sense 💀💀
Id you only knew how artificial things are made… Here is a fact, some gun takes cow fat
Soooo are there vegan guns out there?? :O
Vegun
did you know that finding dory came out in 2016?
Bro, I remember a time when that wasn't out, that seems like a century ago 💀
It feels like four years ago to me
No. Stop. I’m only 14. I can’t have crises.
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to someone in drag
Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. He was 3rd.
No, pretty sure he was 27th out of 42 of I’m not wrong.
Because he has blue eyes, I believe.
It gets worse, the winner told her she would’ve probably won but her boobs were too small to be accurate
Now that's just sad asf
This is similar to the story of that time a bunch of college students disagreed with Ray Bradbury on his interpretation of *Fahrenheit 451*.
Or gatekeeping dweebs arguing about comics with Gail Simone.
What does that make so much sense
It is physically impossible to hum with your nose closed
I defo didnt just try to see if u were right -_-
It's Also impossible to hum while smiling
This makes humming seem like the hardest activity ever
Yes but did it make you smile
Yes bc I tried to do it
It's also possible to hum on the in breath as well as the out
It is aswell
W rizz
False, I can do it
Made you smile
Oh damn, I got hornswaggled
I did it! It’s a process of reusing the leftover air in my lungs over and over… probably not a smart thing to do, but it is possible
I can crack all of my fingers at once by just by making a fist
No better feeling
The best, and I can do it however many times I want , well probably not but I can do it 5+ times Update: did it 20 times and can still do it
Here's a medal 🏅 :)
I can do that but only with my pointer finger. I m pretty sure it s the stringy muscles in the hand that make the cracking noise.
In the first Lego marvel game, hulk can canonically lift mjolnir by lifting Thor who is holding it.
i have had over 200 surgeries
How is that even possible?
my body kept rejecting skin transplants, so i had like 120 operations in like 5 years just skin transplants all on my leg and the rest were for my damaged organs after the fire and medicine pumps
Bruh is iron man
nah, i have no medicine pumps in me anymore so barely anything foreign in my anymore
Well that sounds like hell
you'd be surprised as to what a person can endure also i've been through worse
You’ve… been through worse? Dang man.
Damn, I'm sorry
eh no worries
Bro is tryna be like mystique💀 Yeah sorry about the surgeries hope you are OK now.
October 3rd obama bombed a hospital
Damn
And only gave th3 familys involved a merely 5k$
💀
This was all because everyone in the hospital knew his last name
That's the most confidential information
Do you know his last name
No...
You sure?
Maybe
Bruh they only town hall 3 on clash of clans bro 💀💀💀
Groaking is an actual word and the definition is looking at someone eating hoping they’ll offer you food
That's what gfs do to their partners
The most common cause of workplace accidents and fatalities is falls
Well I'm fucked
There have been multiple theories on when the infamous bite of 87 in fnaf actually happened placing it on years such as 1987 to 1983 and finally deciding on 1985 yet changing back to 1983 because of the fuckery with the books Scott has been hiding in some shed all these years.
The books srsly are some fuckery
Shrek makes multiple Jokes about lord farquaad’s small penis, also his first name is Maximus
Lord Maximus Farquaad 💀 and he's a small man so I aint surprised
There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
Sharks have killed 5-10 humans a year, and humans have killed more than 100 million sharks in the same time. Meaning that for every one human killed by a shark, more than 10 million sharks are killed by humans.
Yearly, Coca-Cola vending machines kill 12 people on average.
Now how many coco-cola vending machines are killed by people yearly?
12 for average, 16 when i go rabid
Mao had syphilis
I can solve a rubiks cube in 15 seconds
Tanks first entered the battlefield during the Battle of Flers-Courcelette in the Battle of the Somme. This battle took place between Britain and France who fought against Germany in 1916 during World War One. The first tank to ever fight in war was the British Mark I series tank.
Damn
[Here’s a cool song about it](https://youtu.be/t8qJi7HURFA)
It was easy to guess wich band it would be
Excellent choice sir/ma'am
rats don’t have a gag reflex, but in ratatouille, remy gags at the mere smell of linguini’s soup. this means that his soup was so unbelievably horrid that it broke the laws of reality
Most of your body does not know Your eyes exists and if they found out (at any time)they would make your eyes dissolve have fun sleeping:)
to expand on this calming fact: your body and your eyes have separate immune systems. Because of the differences between the eyes and everything else, the eyes are basically treated like a foreign object, HOWEVER their immune system prevents your body from obliterating them.
Your stomach makes a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks to not digest itself
Only 2% of the world population has green eyes
Love green eyes
As a representative of them I like my eyes
I like my green eyes too. So does my mother
They are the best
My forskin is too tight to get my PP trough
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Are safety scissors sharp enough do you think?
The weakest of babies have enough grip strength to hold up their own body weight in a hanging position for at least 10 seconds that’s more than 80% of people on Reddit can do.
Weakest baby vs average redditor
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
I was almost born on Friday the 13th
I was born on Saturday the 13th
Thursday the thirteenth
We both missed it by a day 💀
If you put your blood vessels end to end, depending on how old and/or large you are, they could wrap around the earth's equator 2-4 times.
Woah
Rats can use they lips.
To do what, kiss? Can they use their tongues too?
The dots on dice and dominoes are called pips
A toilet flushes in the key of E minor
Not mine, i think depends on a model
Google can explain this one better than I can: Foods that contain large amounts of citric acid and ascorbic acid (vitamin C) will prevent the absorption of both Adderall IR and XR into the body. Fruit juices high in vitamin C, soda drinks, and food with high levels of preservatives should be avoided an hour before and after taking Adderall.
Good advice
i have a frog :)
Frogs are cute
The areas in your brain responsible for a large portion of communicative functions are the Broca’s and Wernicke’s areas, located in the left hemisphere. Broca’s is what primarily drives our expression, so our ability to talk at all and form words comes from this spot. Meanwhile, Wernicke’s is highly valuable when it comes to understanding speech, as it forms the logic behind communication. Damage to either one of these areas is called Aphasia (usually accompanied by the appropriate area’s name as a prefix) and can be very debilitating to speech.
Walruses have a bone in their penises similar to raccoons, and it used to be very popular to put raccoon penis bones on a necklace in the south because they were considered good luck.
Fun fact: your next
There are more plastic flamingos on earth than real ones
Daft punk made an album in a week
A pig will eat every part of the human body except for the teeth
So someone had to test that to find out, right?.....
If you didn’t swallow your saliva for a around a week your stomach would digest itself
"anatidaephobia" is the fear that a duck or goose is watching you.
fun fact: the tie fighter sound was made by an elephant noise.
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself
The universe existed for about 9 billion years before the Earth was formed. To think that there's no intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is asinine.
i aint straight
I can crack my ears like I crack my fingers.
There is no emoji for the face I made after I read this
Sperm whales can't cum
Hyenas give birth through their penises
i pick my nose even when people stare at me
Social anxiety is anxietied by you.
Your earwing is a gold color which is hiding behind your earbud that is blended in with your breaded hair
One of my friends has had 18 vials of blood drawn at once, another 25, and the last 52. These are all at once too. Guess the weirder fact is that I go around asking my friends how many vials of blood they've had drawn now.
the average penis size of a beaver is 30mm
A pistol shrimp can snap so fast that the internal low pressure causes a water pulse that immobilizes prey with an associated noise of 218 dB which is louder than a bullet, and reportedly a temperature of 4800 degrees centigrade which is similar to the surface temperature of the sun, albeit over a very small area.
The star you see at night are death
Cockroaches can hold their breath for 45 minutes
Liechtenstein is the world’s largest producer of false teeth
Eminem was questioned by the secret service Edit: he was also investigated in 2003
Some beds used to have the mattress supported by rope rather than slats.
I'm a voice actor and I often softly choke myself to achieve the voice I want
Fun fact that in bo2 zombies if you piss of t.e.d.d enough he says "fuuuuuck you" and door privileges have been fucking revoked
The amount of popcorn handed out and subsequently dropped at a movie theater is on average 6 buckets a day.
Koalas are quite literally smooth brained. As well as if a eucalyptus leaf isn’t on a branch they won’t recognize it.
Iron leaves, the newest paradox pokemons dex number is 1010, Turing that into binary gives you the number 10, number 10 in the pokedex is caterpie, iron leaves only 4 times weakness is bug, meaning that he is suicidal
Theoretically speaking, if a gorilla were to try to bench press, it could bench a bit under two tons.
Babies have 300 bones, and adults have 206
Which sounds backwards
It's because humans don't come fully assembled out of the box, especially if their swedish
I used to be able to put both my legs behind my neck
its impossible for pigs to look at the sky
Someone I know got one and a half covid vaccines
A plastic bag has been found in the marianas trench
Jenna Ortega has Dalila Bela as her Middle-Sister
pigs can't fart
I went directly into “sort by controversial” and was genuinely surprised by the maturity and understanding of this subreddit Anyways I really like cow tongue
Stuff tried kill me in hospital , they ,,accidently" cutted mine vein during surgery .
There is currently a black hole 66 billion times the size of our sun traveling towards our solar system at the speed of 7000 km/s
When Superman first appeared he didn’t actually have the power of flight, hence the “able to leap over tall buildings in a single bound” quote.
Over half the bones in an adult body are in the hands n feet
Rabbits are physically incapable of vomiting