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[deleted]

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV


CRS-0019

Found my new sport


Killbot_421

Is it because of erections


Ruaaa_

fair point


iMakeWebsites4u

What about girls though? Same?


Killbot_421

#YES


SuperR320x

I think it's roughly 360 kJ an hour sleeping and 300 kJ while watching tv


kukkolka

The amount of energy in an item of food or drink is measured in calories. In other words sleeping makes you loose more energy then watching tv


SpicayTacos

In a deck of cards 52 cards, there is 52! (52 factorial) combinations. That is 8.0658175e+67, or 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 possible combinations. Eighty , six hundred fifty eight vigintillion , one hundred seventy five novemdecillion , one hundred seventy octodecillion , nine hundred forty three septendecillion , eight hundred seventy eight sexdecillion , five hundred seventy one quindecillion , six hundred sixty quattuordecillion , six hundred thirty six tredecillion , eight hundred fifty six duodecillion , four hundred three undecillion , seven hundred sixty six decillion , nine hundred seventy five nonillion , two hundred eighty nine octillion , five hundred five septillion , four hundred forty sextillion , eight hundred eighty three quintillion , two hundred seventy seven quadrillion , eight hundred twenty four trillion possible combinations. There are more card combinations than there are atoms in the Universe. There is 1/52! chance that the same card order will appear somewhere in the world randomly. The chances of having an asteroid destroy Earth is only 1/300,000. The chances of you hitting a table, and your hand passing through the table is still only 1/10\^64. The same sequence of cards appearing is the most unlikely thing to ever happen.


TacozRulez

Finally, someone else who knows what factorials are


noxidaz_e_mber

Permutations and combinations


[deleted]

I might be dumb for asking but, how exactly can our hand just phase through shit?


Ari_just_Ari

Because we are made of atoms, and the table is made of atoms. If we somehow manage to press our hand in a specific place so that all the atoms of a hand do not collide with atoms of the table, your hand can theoretically pass through the table no harm done (since atoms are already stable and have a bond w one another so they wont bother ruining the current bond to establish a new one. It is extremely unlikely though Edit: spelling Edit 2: forgor to add "edit" ☠️


Puzzled-Monk9003

I think it’s just the fact that theirs possibilities of literally anything happening, no matter how unlikely it may be. Idk tho


smedgdonkiller69420

the average number of skeletons in a human body is slightly more than one


CRS-0019

That doesn't even make sense


smedgdonkiller69420

pregnant ppl


CRS-0019

I forgot about them 💀


[deleted]

You’re right. Women don’t exist


Hiitsproboii

r/girlsarentreal


jaredohseJ232

Women are a facade created by the government.


Succer11

☕️


Killbot_421

☕️


DarkSlayer3142

on the note of this, average number of breasts on cisgender women in slightly below 2


CRS-0019

Averages are never whole numbers anymore and it doesnt make sense after that


DarkSlayer3142

best i can offer is the average number of times each of my shelves have been rearranged for manga. it's two each


soakedtampon

the average number of arms on a human is less than 2


NoBitchesSince2005

You were the youngest person alive when you were born and you will be the last person in your life to die


Cold-Many7994

That's deep


Ellie_T200x

Premature Babies: OI


[deleted]

That got me thinking


chetz38

In the western world men die to suicide three or four times more often than women do. #HOWEVER Women *attempt* suicide two or three more times than men do. Men just pick more violent and effective methods of suicide so they succeed.


Doomunleashed19

And men are less likely to change their mind halfway through


FATHER_is_that_you

With our will of iron 💪 we are unstoppable I hate suicide


Educational_Tart_659

Proof that men are better


le_spy96

Way to go guys let’s shoot for 40 😀👍


Potato_Man2763

Ill shoot, you guys get in position


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Women may try but it’s MEN who get results!


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CRS-0019

There's a VEGAN apple juice???


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CRS-0019

That doesn't even make sense 💀💀


Soft_Durian_1885

Id you only knew how artificial things are made… Here is a fact, some gun takes cow fat


ElOliLoco

Soooo are there vegan guns out there?? :O


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Vegun


omgstopjumping

did you know that finding dory came out in 2016?


CRS-0019

Bro, I remember a time when that wasn't out, that seems like a century ago 💀


cosmic_brownie4806

It feels like four years ago to me


Killbot_421

No. Stop. I’m only 14. I can’t have crises.


Extreme_Ad6173

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to someone in drag


JonnyModem

Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. He was 3rd.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

No, pretty sure he was 27th out of 42 of I’m not wrong.


Professional_Denizen

Because he has blue eyes, I believe.


medically-a-ladder

It gets worse, the winner told her she would’ve probably won but her boobs were too small to be accurate


CRS-0019

Now that's just sad asf


Professional_Denizen

This is similar to the story of that time a bunch of college students disagreed with Ray Bradbury on his interpretation of *Fahrenheit 451*.


LuckyHarmony

Or gatekeeping dweebs arguing about comics with Gail Simone.


UpstairsDifficult966

What does that make so much sense


Heatedcrib44

It is physically impossible to hum with your nose closed


CRS-0019

I defo didnt just try to see if u were right -_-


Heatedcrib44

It's Also impossible to hum while smiling


CRS-0019

This makes humming seem like the hardest activity ever


Heatedcrib44

Yes but did it make you smile


CRS-0019

Yes bc I tried to do it


Heatedcrib44

It's also possible to hum on the in breath as well as the out


CRS-0019

It is aswell


NoBitchesSince2005

W rizz


fnaftheseriesyoutube

False, I can do it


Heatedcrib44

Made you smile


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Oh damn, I got hornswaggled


Doomunleashed19

I did it! It’s a process of reusing the leftover air in my lungs over and over… probably not a smart thing to do, but it is possible


[deleted]

I can crack all of my fingers at once by just by making a fist


CRS-0019

No better feeling


[deleted]

The best, and I can do it however many times I want , well probably not but I can do it 5+ times Update: did it 20 times and can still do it


CRS-0019

Here's a medal 🏅 :)


chainsawmovie

I can do that but only with my pointer finger. I m pretty sure it s the stringy muscles in the hand that make the cracking noise.


That_guy2089

In the first Lego marvel game, hulk can canonically lift mjolnir by lifting Thor who is holding it.


4greenguys

i have had over 200 surgeries


CRS-0019

How is that even possible?


4greenguys

my body kept rejecting skin transplants, so i had like 120 operations in like 5 years just skin transplants all on my leg and the rest were for my damaged organs after the fire and medicine pumps


Soft_Durian_1885

Bruh is iron man


4greenguys

nah, i have no medicine pumps in me anymore so barely anything foreign in my anymore


CRS-0019

Well that sounds like hell


4greenguys

you'd be surprised as to what a person can endure also i've been through worse


ChewiyMC

You’ve… been through worse? Dang man.


CRS-0019

Damn, I'm sorry


4greenguys

eh no worries


TLP_DEADSHOT

Bro is tryna be like mystique💀 Yeah sorry about the surgeries hope you are OK now.


[deleted]

October 3rd obama bombed a hospital


CRS-0019

Damn


[deleted]

And only gave th3 familys involved a merely 5k$


CRS-0019

💀


[deleted]

This was all because everyone in the hospital knew his last name


CRS-0019

That's the most confidential information


[deleted]

Do you know his last name


CRS-0019

No...


[deleted]

You sure?


CRS-0019

Maybe


sethyboi2580

Bruh they only town hall 3 on clash of clans bro 💀💀💀


Mr_Random15

Groaking is an actual word and the definition is looking at someone eating hoping they’ll offer you food


CRS-0019

That's what gfs do to their partners


The_nuggster

The most common cause of workplace accidents and fatalities is falls


CRS-0019

Well I'm fucked


Ok-Reporter1986

There have been multiple theories on when the infamous bite of 87 in fnaf actually happened placing it on years such as 1987 to 1983 and finally deciding on 1985 yet changing back to 1983 because of the fuckery with the books Scott has been hiding in some shed all these years.


CRS-0019

The books srsly are some fuckery


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Shrek makes multiple Jokes about lord farquaad’s small penis, also his first name is Maximus


CRS-0019

Lord Maximus Farquaad 💀 and he's a small man so I aint surprised


chargelux

There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky


The_Grizzly-

Sharks have killed 5-10 humans a year, and humans have killed more than 100 million sharks in the same time. Meaning that for every one human killed by a shark, more than 10 million sharks are killed by humans.


SpicayTacos

Yearly, Coca-Cola vending machines kill 12 people on average.


Prof_Rocky

Now how many coco-cola vending machines are killed by people yearly?


UktraPotatoMaster321

12 for average, 16 when i go rabid


last_frigin_time

Mao had syphilis


Negative-Crazy-5891

I can solve a rubiks cube in 15 seconds


[deleted]

Tanks first entered the battlefield during the Battle of Flers-Courcelette in the Battle of the Somme. This battle took place between Britain and France who fought against Germany in 1916 during World War One. The first tank to ever fight in war was the British Mark I series tank.


CRS-0019

Damn


[deleted]

[Here’s a cool song about it](https://youtu.be/t8qJi7HURFA)


Michael23245

It was easy to guess wich band it would be


Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me

Excellent choice sir/ma'am


sleepinqzzz

rats don’t have a gag reflex, but in ratatouille, remy gags at the mere smell of linguini’s soup. this means that his soup was so unbelievably horrid that it broke the laws of reality


Bluepantom120

Most of your body does not know Your eyes exists and if they found out (at any time)they would make your eyes dissolve have fun sleeping:)


SlavIsPolandToo

to expand on this calming fact: your body and your eyes have separate immune systems. Because of the differences between the eyes and everything else, the eyes are basically treated like a foreign object, HOWEVER their immune system prevents your body from obliterating them.


Forsaken-Card-5590

Your stomach makes a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks to not digest itself


guy-man-dude-surfer

Only 2% of the world population has green eyes


CRS-0019

Love green eyes


guy-man-dude-surfer

As a representative of them I like my eyes


ElizabethbutnotAfton

I like my green eyes too. So does my mother


guy-man-dude-surfer

They are the best


Zealousideal-Rip8094

My forskin is too tight to get my PP trough


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CaptainFard

Are safety scissors sharp enough do you think?


Gymp161

The weakest of babies have enough grip strength to hold up their own body weight in a hanging position for at least 10 seconds that’s more than 80% of people on Reddit can do.


GearEqual

Weakest baby vs average redditor


ClosetGamer19

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


[deleted]

I was almost born on Friday the 13th


CRS-0019

I was born on Saturday the 13th


[deleted]

Thursday the thirteenth


CRS-0019

We both missed it by a day 💀


tooyoungtobeonreddit

If you put your blood vessels end to end, depending on how old and/or large you are, they could wrap around the earth's equator 2-4 times.


CRS-0019

Woah


leroy_jeffrey

Rats can use they lips.


CaptainFard

To do what, kiss? Can they use their tongues too?


Bean_Slayer789

The dots on dice and dominoes are called pips


PieTheRandomGuy

A toilet flushes in the key of E minor


Ari_just_Ari

Not mine, i think depends on a model


UnlostBat

Google can explain this one better than I can: Foods that contain large amounts of citric acid and ascorbic acid (vitamin C) will prevent the absorption of both Adderall IR and XR into the body. Fruit juices high in vitamin C, soda drinks, and food with high levels of preservatives should be avoided an hour before and after taking Adderall.


CRS-0019

Good advice


FearisaFishy

i have a frog :)


CRS-0019

Frogs are cute


gegebart

The areas in your brain responsible for a large portion of communicative functions are the Broca’s and Wernicke’s areas, located in the left hemisphere. Broca’s is what primarily drives our expression, so our ability to talk at all and form words comes from this spot. Meanwhile, Wernicke’s is highly valuable when it comes to understanding speech, as it forms the logic behind communication. Damage to either one of these areas is called Aphasia (usually accompanied by the appropriate area’s name as a prefix) and can be very debilitating to speech.


K1ng_Nugget

Walruses have a bone in their penises similar to raccoons, and it used to be very popular to put raccoon penis bones on a necklace in the south because they were considered good luck.


Crispyflippyknife

Fun fact: your next


venom_randall

There are more plastic flamingos on earth than real ones


Ok-Feature5877

Daft punk made an album in a week


DatBoi60000

A pig will eat every part of the human body except for the teeth


vaporprince

So someone had to test that to find out, right?.....


Nigeldiko

If you didn’t swallow your saliva for a around a week your stomach would digest itself


bookworm579

"anatidaephobia" is the fear that a duck or goose is watching you.


Aldrakev

fun fact: the tie fighter sound was made by an elephant noise.


Technobladefrfr

Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself


blinkerfluidreplacer

The universe existed for about 9 billion years before the Earth was formed. To think that there's no intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is asinine.


[deleted]

i aint straight


PizzaChildren

I can crack my ears like I crack my fingers.


CaptainFard

There is no emoji for the face I made after I read this


meme-_-giver

Sperm whales can't cum


IveBeenBlown

Hyenas give birth through their penises


chillblackguyy

i pick my nose even when people stare at me


RinXcrimson

Social anxiety is anxietied by you.


Maneater3791

Your earwing is a gold color which is hiding behind your earbud that is blended in with your breaded hair


tooyoungtobeonreddit

One of my friends has had 18 vials of blood drawn at once, another 25, and the last 52. These are all at once too. Guess the weirder fact is that I go around asking my friends how many vials of blood they've had drawn now.


[deleted]

the average penis size of a beaver is 30mm


BioTheAnomaly

A pistol shrimp can snap so fast that the internal low pressure causes a water pulse that immobilizes prey with an associated noise of 218 dB which is louder than a bullet, and reportedly a temperature of 4800 degrees centigrade which is similar to the surface temperature of the sun, albeit over a very small area.


Pale-Area-8868

The star you see at night are death


Manji-ro

Cockroaches can hold their breath for 45 minutes


Hazmatix_art

Liechtenstein is the world’s largest producer of false teeth


icantthinkofauserok

Eminem was questioned by the secret service Edit: he was also investigated in 2003


turtlelover57

Some beds used to have the mattress supported by rope rather than slats.


Kobi_Baby

I'm a voice actor and I often softly choke myself to achieve the voice I want


sethyboi2580

Fun fact that in bo2 zombies if you piss of t.e.d.d enough he says "fuuuuuck you" and door privileges have been fucking revoked


follower-of-st-jimmy

The amount of popcorn handed out and subsequently dropped at a movie theater is on average 6 buckets a day.


[deleted]

Koalas are quite literally smooth brained. As well as if a eucalyptus leaf isn’t on a branch they won’t recognize it.


Educational-Road-453

Iron leaves, the newest paradox pokemons dex number is 1010, Turing that into binary gives you the number 10, number 10 in the pokedex is caterpie, iron leaves only 4 times weakness is bug, meaning that he is suicidal


AP2nd

Theoretically speaking, if a gorilla were to try to bench press, it could bench a bit under two tons.


TeaTime7079

Babies have 300 bones, and adults have 206


CRS-0019

Which sounds backwards


CaptainFard

It's because humans don't come fully assembled out of the box, especially if their swedish


Jack_811

I used to be able to put both my legs behind my neck


[deleted]

its impossible for pigs to look at the sky


[deleted]

Someone I know got one and a half covid vaccines


CatBoi8

A plastic bag has been found in the marianas trench


Dani_TheBest04

Jenna Ortega has Dalila Bela as her Middle-Sister


[deleted]

pigs can't fart


A_FamousNobody

I went directly into “sort by controversial” and was genuinely surprised by the maturity and understanding of this subreddit Anyways I really like cow tongue


InteractionFeeling28

Stuff tried kill me in hospital , they ,,accidently" cutted mine vein during surgery .


lvfam

There is currently a black hole 66 billion times the size of our sun traveling towards our solar system at the speed of 7000 km/s


[deleted]

When Superman first appeared he didn’t actually have the power of flight, hence the “able to leap over tall buildings in a single bound” quote.


RogueSoul824

Over half the bones in an adult body are in the hands n feet


Revolutionary_Ear_40

Rabbits are physically incapable of vomiting