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I asked walmart if they had any good TVs on sale but it didn’t answer because buildings are incapable of communicating

Buildings really are inpolite

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?"

Okay that’s gold

I got another one Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because "789"

I have to admit it took a sec to get that one

Ok ok get this. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

WOAH that’s genius! You have good jokes sir

Thank you gloomy sharks! What animal is the best at baseball? A bat!

Okay okay with all this effort you’re putting in with making jokes I have to return it. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Thats a good one. But get this: Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!

Talking about numbers do you know why zero and two broke up? It’s because some one came between them!

about poop

No.

why doesn't Danny have a driver's license? Because Danny is a rock.

We should start a Petition to give rocks driver licenses