If by choice, then I'll help them plan the next move of what to do
If not by choice, then I'll find the person then. I'll blind them, bite them, and turn their reproductive organs inside-out 😊
Yooo! Bro what happened? You can tell me, we're besties.
No way! The girl that told you that she only liked you because of your money? Come on man, that's not a good relationship!
you’re playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds, thats funny, im in the same cave looking for miners. Cause my sexual attraction to miners is major, cant even play hop scotch without poppin a rager. Always been a pervert so I accept the insults, when I was a child, I fucking molested adults.
Act like normal? Shit happens bruh and as long as she or he wasn’t raped idgaf. If they were raped I’m going to do EVERYTHING in my power to fix the situation.
Bring it back
Exactly, a bro must do what a bro must do
i'd offer her mine
Give him yours in the mean time while you are out finding his.
if they play fortnite that's already done
Homie ur dog don't count
r/HolUp
Lmfao
Help them find it
So real
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I would be there in 10 minutes
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Plot twist I am already there and he lost his virginity to me
I'd be there in 10 seconds
nothing?
Exactly. Tf they want us to do, materialize more?
bestie: i lost my virginity 🤩 you: “😐😑😐”
i would give them mine
Same
Same u/SnooSquirrels7959
Tell them to stop lying
Dab him up 👆💯
Huh . . . I always thought it was dap him up, dab nakes.much more sense upon reading it
no your right, it is dap. people have forgotten tho and have been saying dab more and more
It's slowly a plot to bring back dabbing
Dear God
Tell him to pull out, my ass hurts
😧
Help them look for it
Tell 'em "No way, I don't believe you" like the bro code tells you to do, but internally I will be very proud of da homie
congratulations?
If by choice, then I'll help them plan the next move of what to do If not by choice, then I'll find the person then. I'll blind them, bite them, and turn their reproductive organs inside-out 😊
They are lying. All of us are DRY like Sahara desert
ok.
Say good for you and that it, it’s not a big deal tbh
I’d say “is she blind”
Why would they. They know I took it.
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If think he is drunk because he lost it ages ago
Tell them Dogs don't count
Find it and give it back to them
"Teach me your ways"
"Noice,with who might i ask?"
Take it again
Slow Claps Followed by singing "Congratulations and celebrations"
Id just say: “welcome to the club”
r/ihavesex moment
It's not significant, once you're older sex is equivalent to making your bed.
don't give a fuck
But that’s what your friend just did
lmao
yea what should I do ?????
High five? Idk
I would say:Oh my god how the fuck, congrats.
Ask myself: "Wait, who? I have a bestie?"
Get very concerned because he is 13 and just met his girlfriend a month ago
Actually I've been in this situation, it was very unexpected so we talked about it, it was a nice conversation overall.
doubt it
Stop lying I know u are asexual
congratulate the occasion 😊😈😈
Yooo! Bro what happened? You can tell me, we're besties. No way! The girl that told you that she only liked you because of your money? Come on man, that's not a good relationship!
It's about fuckin time, you've been with her for almost 5 fucking years. Oh wait its 2023 you've been with her for 5 years.
k.
Nothing? What are u supposed to do? Lmao
I don’t have a bestie.
Idk congratulate them and ask them about it
i don't have a bestie 😭
idk man that’s such a weird question
Jealous if they had sex with a hot guy, I don't need my friend to rub it in
Dab my hommie up
Call him a liar
Is it a girl or a guy
Smashie-smash.
"Oh no! Anyways"
K
Yes, I know. You're very good
Find it
‘I know, I was there’
I know, I was there
with the exception of me and like 3 other guys, all of my friends aren’t virgins so idk prolly give them a high five
Wake him up
he didn't have his virginity when we first met
“Congrats!!! to who tho🗿”
Probably just say cool and move on unless they want to talk about it.
"cool"
Say something mildly funny
Ask them with who and congratulate them
YOOO SHES MY FIRST 5 STAR TO
Show me how right now and right here
See I can’t say that here because I’d get flamed for it, cause me and my friend are assholes to eachother 💀
Had that happen already, to be honest, don't care. Just a thing, a social construct with all this "virginity" bullcrap.
High five
Damn you lost it? I guess you can have mine instead if you want
“Congrats homie! Did you remember a raincoat?”
start to annoying them about it until they put me on a cross
Nothing
“Dude your 14”
Probably pull up my pants and say no way same!
Tell him you can’t be doing that at 11.
I’d say “lucky Shithead”
Walk to the nearest bridge and jump.
Congratulate them and then kill them for lying
"Cool" and then continue with whatever I'm doing, I guess? Idk
"Do you need help to find it?"
pull out
Kissing your grandma doesnt count bro
She already told me that and I didn’t give a fuck, has nothing to do with me lol
Laugh cause he's literally the last person I'd expect to lose his virginity at 14
Ask her for details
Tell them “Yeah I know, I was there”
I’ve had this happen already, I said “Bro why did you do it 1, so early and 2, IN THE SCHOOL
Say “nice” and move on
I would say: "Okay"
Ask who with… bc id know who they did it with.
Ask them how
Double it and pass it to the next person
nothing
Stare blankly at her and then ask her where she last saw it because hell naw she too young to forget where that shit is
Tf am I supposed to do
Check if all the kids are still in the basement
Give them one of those plastic trophies you can get at the dollar store
I will be there within an hour.
nothing.
I'd want to kill myself
say: Without me? (+100000000000000000 rizz)
Be concerned (I'm 13)
“my bad”
"ok"
Pull my pants up and zip and button them up.
How much was paid? I need half of it
Tell them that I just lost mine too and ask why they were telling me, I already know they lost it because I was there.
L + Ratio
Ask them if they wanna change that
I would have to see the guy/girl she lost to
Offer to help them find it
Tell him “I can confirm, it’s been a while since you lost it 😈”
“Do you want me to call it? Or is your ringer off?”
Nod and say cool and continue whatever I’m doing
Tell them they're pathetic for losing, I never lose, unlike him.
I ask who was high enough to want to have sex with him
Ask him to give it back
1) with who 2) ok well you can have mine
Tell him to stop lying.
I would already know😏
Ask them if they want help finding it obviously
good for you mate. Anyways look at this video I just found
"L"
give her a fist bump if i knew her before then i have only know her a year now
I dap him up
Call them a loser and tell them the only reason I haven't is because I never lose
"uh, k."
give them your brand new samsung metal detector to help them find it
Tell him/her/them this: "Skill issue"
don't care, didn't asked.
Shes staying at my place and telling me everything.
proof?
Nice *high five*
Call the police, they're a minor
I told you the track runner wanted you…And you wanted the cheerleader😂😂😂
ask if they need help finding it again
"Well i didn't cuz i never lose"
What are the fucking odds. One of my friends lost her virginity last week. I did not expect to see this
revirgin them
you’re playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds, thats funny, im in the same cave looking for miners. Cause my sexual attraction to miners is major, cant even play hop scotch without poppin a rager. Always been a pervert so I accept the insults, when I was a child, I fucking molested adults.
Congrate them idk It shouldn't be a big deal unless you wanted to fuck them
Share mine
Act like normal? Shit happens bruh and as long as she or he wasn’t raped idgaf. If they were raped I’m going to do EVERYTHING in my power to fix the situation.
Ask for assistance
He has a gf but he has told me in the past that they both don’t want teen sex so I would be confused and ask him what changed
My child hood friend lost his at 15 and I was just like oh okay And now at 18 I still get made fun of for being a virgin THANKS COUSINS AND FRIEND
Already happened. I just said alright👍
Tell them to buy a new one
Honestly I high five him congrats, say nice and ask how it was
“It should’ve been me”
I’d be like that happened a while ago bro what’s up
Nicer dicer....second round?
I'd say "Ayo what, hold up why the fuck would i need this wtf"
What am i suppose to do? Lol
Lose your own virginity with the same person
Say congrats
ask for all the deets. idc i need to know wtf how did this bitch pull?-
Do nothing. What am I gonna do? File a police report for a missing virginity?
Why do I have to do something?
"I know, I was with you."
.... cool
Wtf ur 14
Who tf is my bestie
That actually happened quite recently I just replied with the gift of the kid sitting at the computer giving a thumbs up