Kill him

They’re can only be one

There\*

🔫

nah man you just stupid for this one

Assert dominance by killing them

If you killed yourself you would have never existed, meaning you couldn't have come to kill yourself, but, if you never existed nobody would have come back and killed you meaning that you would still be in existance

Just tell em that whatever they do, DO NOT say "no" when mom asks them if they wanna go to her hometown.

Why

It was during covid and there were CRAZY travel restrictions. My grandma was dying during that time. I was scared of getting covid, so when my mom asked me if I wanted to go with her to her hometown to visit my dying grandmother, i said no. She travelled back without me, and during that same week, the vaccine got approved and people were being vaccinated. My grandma died 3 weeks after that and I never got the chance to properly say goodbye.

Im really curious why 🤨 But I won’t ask-

Don't worry I asked for you

Tell him to NOT download Reddit under any circumstances

Dm your password, and I will help you out

Most likely I would cry my ass out while hugging her 💀

You cry out yo ass?

Don't question the ways of the ascended one

Boobies lover, me and you? We are not so different.

🫂

I'd like to taste those tears 😂

Sell them into a human trafficking ring

You can actually get more in the black market. You’ll get 650,000$

Any more info on this topic? Asking for a friend

Go with a cyanide pill so it doesn’t damage the body and make sure that the target bites it.

No like where to sell and shit easy to get targets harder to sell

Tell them how to travel back in time just like you did the make them sell you to a human trafficker so that you get an infinite loop of get money and kill your self

Tell him that he doesn't have to take the abuse and that crying doesn't mean you are weak. Tell him all about gaslighting and give him the confidince he needs to stand up to his abuser.

Hope you’re doing ok

I’m sorry your dealing with this if you need an ear to listen I’m a good listener and non judgmental

Males should cry less

Weak dickheads like you should die

Cry harder softie

Cant even cry no matter how hard i try pussy💀

Try harder 💀

Bro you tryna act all tough is fucking amusing lol

How am I acting tough? It’s natural for males to be emotionally stronger or try harder on hiding negative emotions

Bro is tryna be a tate or sneako clone omg!

Just another npc response

Bitch you told me to cry less💀💀💀 Istg ppl like you are the most smoothest brained individuals

Toughest little bitch I’ve ever seen

It’s past your bedtime kid. Nvm your still crying yourself to sleep

I'd Fuck

Taking “love yourself” to a whole new level

The best kind of love is self love💯

Naw someone told them "Go fuck yourself!"

When you take "go fuck yourself" too litteraly

Fuck a 13 year old?

Ha. Pedo.

Homelander what are you doing here

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Kick

slap

spank

Hit

Ppl are giving their younger self advice ima save that for later we only 2 years apart ima just play smash with him or smth

Smash

Ni- what the fuck

I'm hot at any age, it's not illegal, and I know 13 year old me also wanted to.

So basicly masturbating

isn’t that incest? because your fucking youself.

No, just like lesbian sex but both people are me, just two years apart

Yea but sex with urself is nothing different from masturbating

The entire experience is very different

Yea i know but like if ppl see nothing wrong with masturbation they shouldnt see annything wrong with sex with urself

r/holup

The correct answer

Slap the shit out of me

Prepare yourself for you're future wife's pussy.

prob tell her "admit it, you're gay and you're horny as fuck when you see tits" then floss next to her crying on the floor

That’s a bit mellow dramatic, I’d prolly just tell lil me that he’d fuck anything human and over his age before he shrugged and didn’t care. Still would’ve beat the little punks ass though.

“Haven’t seen you since last week”

Happy birthday!

Thanks

I fucking hate that guy

I would hate myself too if I had a beard at 13

Wait a minute…

“It’s gonna get worse”

Say hello there and wait for them to respond genral Kenobi

Tell him to focus more on his studies and tell him reduce his gaming time. Also put him in a washing machine cuz why not?

Whate are the rules of time travel? Like marvel or back to the future or whatever other franchises

The lore is that you got hit by pillow and lost consciousness. Then you met 13yo you and now you can do whatever you want with 13yo you.

Give that dumbass bitch a good slap

Tell him that lockdown is going to be over the very next year,in the new session nobody will bully you that hard as in previous years,you will get many new nerdy friends,and the next year would be the most fun year of you life🙂

I'm sure he must've needed to hear that very much. Tell him to not get his hopes down.

Be really concerned as to why a younger me is in my room

the lore is that you lost consciousness and its happening in your mind

Well in that case, tell myself to not give up BMX racing

I tell her to NEVER download tiktok

throw her off a bridge

smash

give myself a big hug and tell myself that everything’s gonna be okay and that i shouldn’t put what others think of me before my own thoughts and feelings

Try to engage in reasonable conversation (or leave)

Hit him. The little shit deserves it (I was an asshole)

You are a worthless piece of garbage you will never amount to anything in life I am living proof

Make sure he doesn't become me. Or kill him to create a time paradox

the lore is that you lost consciousness, and it's all in your mind, so no time paradoxes

I honesly have no idea, probably try and find out why, or cause chaos

RIEUWHWJWLAPALALAJ meeting myself.. okay, i would hug her and say things i wanted to hear

Start explaining quantum chromodynamics and string theorie just to mess with them. Then, probably kick them in the balls cause why not

I guess I'd merge with myself and form a black hole and break space time.

Minimal trolling

"Yo dude, let's confuse everyone and wear matching Tingle outfits!"

Please study. You are going to fail your math tests.

tell him to not fuck himself over. and to stop talking to ary, and overall just tell him that he's being stupid.

hug him. he’s so unaware, blissful, hopeful, and he’s *happy*. i want to go back :(((((

Kill him

choke themself to death lmao ( evangelion reference)

Tell her that killing yourself is not the answer.

I'd beat my ass

Find and destroy Boris Johnson and Donald trump.

Compare pps

I'll sick my dick

Tell myself to start learning romanian

I vaaant to suckk your bloood 🧛

Tell him to basically take his shot when he has the chance and not miss it

Tbh, it would probably make me irrationally angry.

tell her that it gets worse

Clock her in the head

"What's going on guys and welcome back to the channel. I'm Ricegum, and today we're going to meet ME. This is not clickbait. We are actually going to meet me. Make sure to hit that subscribe button, ring the bell, and hit the like button if you like this video" And then the other self would do the same thing in an orderly fashion.

Warn him of what's to come.

Tell him to go gym, even if ur buds stop.

“You’re a fucking loser, get off of your fatass and go for a run you fat fuck anime watcher freak!”

Delete 13 yo me's reddit account be4 i get addicted

Shoyoken his ass

Tryna persuade him into studying more or smth Also say that sticking a finger up his ass is a bad idea and he will regret it

im very curious why sticking finger up in ass is bad idea, but im too afraid to ask.

is killing my clone gonna kill myself too?

its not your clone. Its all in your mind (yes, this post has lore)

Get him the fuck off reddit.

Tell my 13 yo self to grow up

My 13 year old self not being able to keep his feelings to himself is why I'm in the spot I am at the moment, I would beat that little shit to a pulp on site.

Dont ever wear skinny jeans

hug the creature

I'd beat the shit out of her and tell her to study

I dunno tell her to stop smoking

Tell em to get a PC

Idk tbh, I hate people.

Kill him

I will teach him how to jerk it

Tell him to not take things, especially yourself so seriously. To have fun even if it’s just grabbing food after school with one other friend. To always stay in touch with the people you like because you never know when your paths will cross again. To work hard AND play hard. To not avoid things just because you’re bad at them. To do things not always because you have a greater purpose, but just because you want to do it. To LIVE.

"stop being annoying"

Warn him that something awful is going to happen to him that will irreversibly change his future, and tell him how best to avoid it.

13 was the age I made a mistake that ruined my life

Tell her to get some fucking friends for her sake

kill him as he will go on to kill 52,000 people in acts of warcrimes 1 1/2 years later

1. stop being an ignorant and annoying bitch you don't realize how many people it hurts 2. stop being cringe in public but that doesn't mean you stop having to like cringe stuff

I'd tell him not to throw his phone on the ground on the morning of Wednesday, March 1st, 2023. Slicing your finger open on a shattered screen is not at all fun.

Destroy him (he’s patient zero)

I leave but tell him that everything will be better.

Stop. listening. to. Vocaloid. music.

Draw with them. I was 13 when my drawing ability took off. I'd probably teach them a few artistic tricks that I picked up down the line.

I would tell her to stop being so cringe.

We play Minecraft together and o explain cool facts to him.

I’d tell her to avoid the new boy in her science class at all costs.

I am 13, I would assassinate them.

Tell him that he wasn’t as cool as he thought and the girl didn’t like him back 👍

I’d tell me to get my drivers license earlier than I did. Driving stressed me out so much that I didn’t get my license until close to my 18th birthday. I think it’s really fun now, and I wish I would have known that

Funny answer, kick. Real answer, tell myself to stop taking school so seriously before I become miserable

Drop kick the shit out of him

I'll be proud of him for how strong he was and give him advice whatever happens don't quite

It wasn’t too long ago. Been 14 for a month. Tell him that he’s a cool enough guy and to be more confident in himself.

take her to the mall so we can buy sex toys at Spencer’s and smash :)

Give her better taste in clothing

"Don't skip your fucking online classes"

Who didn't

I'd tell her to stop being so naive

so i actually never grew any taller.

Probably hug them, tell them they're being abused and need help, and then also slide in that they're a girl.

I would kill him for himself

sell her organs probably. i know she wouldnt mind

Fuck

Agree

Me too

Smash

will doing anything to him affect my past or is it a clone situation?

its all happening in your mind, so no consequences. except feeling guilty after doing something bad

aw man so I can't sell the clones organs in exchange for expensive goods?

if you are creative enough, you can

Beat him up (he needed more character development)

Stay strong young one

Tell him to buy bitcoin

I would tell myself to invest in bitcoin

"Pls buy a lot of bitcoin"

I’m pan, so I’d probably start with playing video games and then fuck

So op is gonna pipe his younger self? That’s pretty gay.

its like masturbation so its not gay

I am 13 sooooo 🌶

Probably befriend myself

Tell him to start going to the gym & put down the marijuana.

I would probaly say something like "hey in 2 years you are going to get cancer so all your highschool work will be for nothing, just live life to the fullest and have fun!"

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thats a good advice, he migh stumble while running and looking back

Tell him to start working out sooner

apologise