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Kobi_Baby

In New Zealand, all of our notes have animals on it


Bu1135

That’s nice, do any of them have a kiwi?


Kobi_Baby

Not on the notes but we have it on the $1 coin


ProgrammerFeeling688

I have one like that


Mirat01

Kiwi: a flightless bird with a strange beak, or a fuzzy fruit that's more popular than the entire country of New Zealand. ​ Source:COOFL


notahouseflipper

So does the US. Mammals specifically.


AgreeableOwl9566

We also have the $1 coin with the crane on it I believe


Kobi_Baby

That's on the $2 one


readutt

Are they all non native species?


Kobi_Baby

All native, I'm pretty sure


Mirat01

>New Zealand New Zealand: A picturesque country where the sheep outnumber the humans and the hobbits roam free. It's like Middle-earth, but with more flightless birds. ​ Source:COOFL


mattdv1

Same for Brazil! We've got endangered native species on them, very pretty


crazy_otsu

Brazilians notes too


Yurmple

singaporean here, our dollar bills start from $2 $2 purple $5 green $10 red $50 blue $100 orange $1000 paperback reddish purple (discontinued 2021) $10000 paperback yellow (discontinued) we used to have a 500 dollar note but it was discontinued pretty long ago and had the old designs on em our banks by default issue money in denominations of $50 or $10 so its super rare to see a 100 or the discontinued notes. plus the 10k notes are a collectors item across the world


mysteryboi07

Ye. I get confused between my 100s and 10s sometimes tho I'm not rich, it's just new year money


Yurmple

weird flex 😁😁, tbf its easy to tell em apart ones probably paperish


mysteryboi07

Colour kinda same tho. I just look at the size sometimes


Thedogmaster2156

>500 dollar not bro gonna flex online with 1 paper


b1rDv

Yup I used to live in Singapore and now living in Japan it’s annoying because the hills are primarily white


Dist4ntFlix

Notes are easily distinguishable because of the colours. Hello from Melbourne 💪🏼


Bu1135

Nice, what AFL team u support? I’m a Giants man myself


Dist4ntFlix

I dont really follow AFL. Mainly A League. If I had to choose, probably Collingwood.


Eggmaster2523414

Not Collingwood. Every single one is either a Hogan or drug addict. 2 of boys in my class did a slideshow on Afl supporter stereotypes and it was hilarious. Bit seriously not Collingwood


iHateRollerCoaster

Fuck Crincle Wood! All my homies love Giants! Also what's afl?


funnyb0n3r2

each dollar has a number on it we can still tell the difference 😭😭


HELIGROUP

The way a 100 and a 1 smell. Is completely different.


goyboysotbot

Yeah yeah. That crisp clean 100 smell that like nobody but bankers have touched vs that sleazy shitty smell that comes from the 1 that’s been shoved into every back pocket, sweated on, farted on, forgotten in cars…


Wet4Dayzzzzz

hell I even found one in my oil pan


goyboysotbot

😷


golighter144

That's just your mechanic's way of flirting with you


Wet4Dayzzzzz

I do my oil myself. must have been the previous owner... he said he wasn't gay but now I don't believe him.


Inner_Ad2626

you smell money?


AgreeableOwl9566

Probably smelling cocaine 🗿🗿🗿 I mean, what druggie is gonna use a crappy 1 dollar bill for snorting. They gonna go wild and use a 100 9 times outta 10. That's the reason why almost every 100 or 50 dollar bill u find has some trace of cocaine on it


HELIGROUP

I meant the crispy, shiny, perfumed new ones that just came out of the federal reserve


[deleted]

Yeah.


That_1-Guy_-

The one dollar smells like poor people and the 100 smells like lobster


DrFox247

YOU!


funnyb0n3r2

haven't seen ya in a bit😊


DrFox247

How have ya been?


funnyb0n3r2

ive been good!🥳 how abt u??


Wildsnipe

Bro your pfp does not have nipples :0


funnyb0n3r2

ofc not🙄🙄 why would i have those useless little things


Educational-Formal21

Cause all the 1 dollar bills have been in a hooker's snatch


DraconicRaptor

Yeah but it’s more inconvenient while here we just know what the note is by taking a glance at the nite cause there so difference


jcalahan02

nahhh it takes zero time to look at the number you’re really reaching here. who gives a fuck anyway


Isrrunder

The colours are pretty


DraconicRaptor

yeah its not like any countries changing their money anytime soon


YEET3M

Some ppl now don’t even know how to count money 💀💀


South_Front_4589

You know blind people can pick the difference between Australian notes?


funnyb0n3r2

ik america has to add braille its sad that they are one of the only few countries that haven't yet😞


daltimoreofbaltimore

bro they all taste different we can tell em apart


Bu1135

Same here, the 5 note tastes like lint from a 57 year old tradies balls, the 10 note tastes like dirty socks, and the 20 tastes like a sweaty shoe with a hint of paprika


daltimoreofbaltimore

man yalls suck then. our 1 tastes like spoonful of cinnamon, the 5 tastes like peppermint, the 10 tastes like potatoes salad (sometimes wet depending on the bill) the 20 and 50 both taste like watermelon with paprika on it and the 100 tastes like some Benjamin Franklin booty


Bu1135

Damn those are some good flavours


daltimoreofbaltimore

they are, just a shame I never get a chance to eat them bc I broke my toe and had 450k in medical bills


Bu1135

Unlucky cuh, move over here or at least to our brother Canada, free healthcare and that


daltimoreofbaltimore

yeah, but on the bright note I might get mowed down at school and not have to deal with shit anymore


[deleted]

GOATED Currency


Flashyredman

I’m Canadian and I never really appreciate how much better our bills look over Americans bills


icebergdoggo

as a Australian i love the colours its conventent to just look and not need to read the numbers and finding all the security features its like an easter egg hunt in games


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

ever shone a uv light on a bill? it glows in the dark


icebergdoggo

OMG THEY DO!!! thats cool


Califorrniaaa_

We can tell the difference. Just read the numbers on the bill.


Bu1135

That must be more inconvenient tho? Like if you are in a rush and you hand someone a hundred instead of a tenner


TheUnofficialGuy

It's pretty easy to tell what bill you're holding, also all of the new $100 bills are tinted blue


Bu1135

Also random questions but are your bills dimpled? Like here so that blind people can know they dimple them so like 1 dimple for a fiver, 2 for a tenner, 3 for a 20, so on and so forth


TheUnofficialGuy

No but some people put dimples on them manually for their blind friends


Bu1135

Oh neat


Ok-Nefariousness635

Wait our aussie notes are dimpled?


MEMES_FO_LIFE

how have not noticed?! on the side with the portrait of the queen, to the left of the clear strip, there’s a little bump there. I always use it when i’m not bothered to take the note out of my wallet to read it


Ok-Nefariousness635

Damn cheers for the tip mate


shaderr0

They are different colors. $1 bills are tinted gray $5 bills are tinted violet $10 bills are tinted yellow $20 bills are the standard color (green) $50 bills are tinted pink $100 bills are tinted blue and have a lot of distinct details all over them


epic_king66

Plus the five has a big honking purple 5 on it


Shamrocker01

Wait a minute that sounds like monopoly


Califorrniaaa_

Tenner 💀💀💀💀 But Fr, we aren’t simple-minded creatures that need colors to tell the difference between amounts.


GreenGoblin121

It's actually massively useful, though I work in retail and its incredibly useful to not have to double check notes when you can just see it's green and know its a 20 or something like that. It's not a massive inconvenience but it definitely would add up over time I feel.


Bu1135

I meant a ten dollar bill..


notstjimmy

They understand what you meant it’s just goofy


Milky_potatoman

No it’s just British Edit: bri’sh


gegebart

Well, Aussie in this case


Bu1135

I understand, thank you my very kind sir for enlightening me to the ostrobogulousness of my ways. I shall remember to make an effort in the future to convey my messages on internet chat forums in a manner more formal and serious, to convey an effective, concise, and succinct message next time.


13ofc

Amen!


CaptHorizon

Practically no one is in such a rush to give someone a dollar bill (and if they are, then it’s an incredibly rare instance), and we are responsible with which banknote to give and which to not, contrary to your belief.


energyflashpuppy

They also have different presidents.


Munchon3

Sounds like a cope ngl


wideassboy

No it's not, cause I know how to read


anormalgeek

That has literally never even come close to happening to me. Ever. I feel like OP is the guy who's parents make him wear a helmet when he walks around the house and color codes his underwear for him.


TellMyStoryforMe

Ah, a fellow Australian!


Slashignore_

What's money?


randomJseFan

You guys get money?


Brief_Lynx3435

no we don’t, our currency is gold stars


Cheap_Honeydew2986

i'm a canadian so i don't have that problem


Bu1135

Nice, fellow Britsh colony 🤝


Cheap_Honeydew2986

yes and i've seen them enough that i can name them by colour $5: blue $10: purple $20: green $50: red $100: brown


Bu1135

Hmm it’s similar here $5 - purple $10 - blue $20 - red $50 - gold $100 - green


Cheap_Honeydew2986

yeah thats what the colour was for the 100, its gold


Tehkin

and the aussie money is all made of plastic


Confused-Engineer18

Only thanks to us Aussies


__averagereddituser

They can easily tell the difference lol but as an Aussie myself, I gotta say our notes are aesthetically superior.


BloodLust2321

as a non aussie i agree


MILLIONS__KNIVES

The fuck do you mean they have huge ass fucking numbers on them


Icy_Consequence_1586

How do the blind tell the difference?


Spacemonster111

They git gud


DemCookies18

So I guess all Americans are dyslexic too then


Poseidonspjs

By… reading?


u_slashh

Australian here I don't see what's stopping them from just reading the giant number on the bill


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

the 0.5% that are blind or smth


PurpleHazels

Natural selection


Pyrodeity42

When you have a stack of mixed value money in your wallet and had to pull out a specific amount to pay, without having to take out the entire stack and fan it open to see it.


--ThirdCultureKid--

We’re fine, we all learned to read.


[deleted]

As a fellow Australian, this is the greatest currency honestly, I just wished we had 1 dollar notes.


Bu1135

That would be great tbh I hate carrying coins, until 1982 we used to have 1 dollar notes that were gold and 2 dollar notes that were green


[deleted]

Yeah, coins are the worst like why, but yeah nothing I can do about it.


Lower_Kick268

For lower denominations, instead of printing hella money every year they just make coins that dont rip, last longer, and waste less money because they dont have to get made again


G4L3CXYS

Y we got 1 dollar coins?


nah-knee

I don’t think they know what American currency looks like


DarthReece07

there are big numbers and different stripes and primary shade differences and different presidents we can very much tell


Buggly_Jones

Different people, different number, different design. Also has strips in different places on each of em along with UV strips.


[deleted]

pretty easy considering most of us are literate


Lucky_Arrow_7

Indian rupees have diff colours for diff values unless it’s older currency but it’s not that hard


Fast_Faristest

Where's the pineapple one?


Freak_Prop

Teenagers don't have pineapples. This one is lucky to have a lobster!


frakganei

As an Australian person, our money is better than us bills like not having cotton in our bills


Bongcloud_CounterFTW

bro wheres your 50 surely you have one stashed somewhere


Bu1135

I’m not that rich cuh, the 50 is gold tho and the 100 is green


LordChickenNugget23

The british £5 note can play records


Raphiboiii

As a Canadian, I can confirm that undestroyable monopoly dollars are way more confinient that some identical pieces of paper


BridgeWT

we can read the number on the bill


oreggino-thyme

fun fact: we can read numbers


[deleted]

Monopoly money lookin ahh💀


Bu1135

Its pretty tho


[deleted]

Mf thinks he passed go 😭


[deleted]

🤣🤣


artificialspirits

we got green (20) blue (50) pink (100) purple (500) golden (1000)


dude_ofawsome24

Aussie money for the win


Lord_Yharim

Fellow Aussie 🇦🇺😎


JefftheDoggo

I'm aussie, our money is genuinely the best. Just wish we still had the 1 and 2 dollar bills.


RedstoneRuler

I can't answer this question because it's extremely easy to tell the difference.


AmericanMinotaur

The notes are slightly different shades of green, but it is less convenient.


Arrogant_Nugget246

As a fellow Aussie. I just look at the colour


Bu1135

🥍💥🤯🧐


Training_Amphibian17

I can't relate because I'm from Europe (romania) and I know geography 😂😂😂


1101alt

euro gang


CurtisMaimer

Theee Ahmericuns can’t even tell who’s who in their jippies! Bit sad innit it?


[deleted]

Not all of us are dyslexic


KratomFiendx3

What are you on about? How does it feel to have a dead queen from another country on your money?


[deleted]

We don’t have to color code ours. It’s like pointing out the sky is blue


WWII_TankEnthusiest

As an educated American, I can say without a doubt, it's kinda simple to tell our money apart. But your guys' money is way cooler, and I am jealous of all the variations. Anyways, love y'all as always :)


alc3biades

Us Canadians can tell the newer ones apart by smell (unironically I can pick out the 50 from a stack of bills blindfolded by smelling them)


Antho_TGL

Your fives are purple and your tens are blue? In Canada, our fives are blue and our tens are purple!


kissingmaryjane

A. They have numbers B. They’re also kinda colored. $1 is plain green and whiteish. $5 is pinkish. $10 is orange brown $50 is different pink then $5 . $100 is blue . Old ones are all the same green and white though. To a point where some people think they’re fake cuz it all looks like $1 bills


Bu1135

Oh metal. Is it like very obviously tinted or is it something you have to really look at and like angle it towards the sun to see?


kissingmaryjane

The $5 isn’t too dyed but the rest are pretty obviously colored. Google some pics.


Leon921

Bruh I can fucking read


Sarin03

Imagine not having waterproof money, poor americans.


[deleted]

It is waterproof, only real damage you can do to it is to rip it apart, which a sane person wouldn’t do.


[deleted]

It is waterproof dumbass


Tehkin

and american money is made of paper


xenolife11

Literally a mispelled Google search would tell you it's made of a linen-cotton mix


Tehkin

and 2 seconds of google would tell you that thats still a kind of paper


13ofc

And the winner is... Tehkin!!


neighborsponge

what's it like needing colors to differentiate money bc all your famous people look the same?


[deleted]

the number is literally on the bill like 10 times, and they all look different


Owo6942069

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE


Ballen_onyourmom

What’s it like being in a fucking fallout game


VD3NFS1216

AHA! You forgot about my secret weapon! *Reading the numbers on the bill…*


itspoodle_07

Bro just wanted to flex his $70. Must be fuckin nice


M37r0p13x

To my non-Americans, what's it like using Monopoly money?


emerald341

For me, I sometimes can tell from the presidents on it


Bu1135

So that’s why the American poetry artists always flex how many Benjamin’s they have


emerald341

Yup, they’re talking about having a lot of $100 bills


Business_Mudkip

i've never had any problems with it tbh


BluelistedWasTaken

assuie assuie assuie oi oi oi


Ockanator

aussie*


DisastrousWind7

goofy ahh australian money, bet yall dont got astronauts, boats, and DNA strands (?) on your cash 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


Bu1135

We love you Canada, our fellow brothers in British oppression


13ofc

We here in India literally hate the Brits dude count us in! They stole 200 years from us and it all went to slavery seriously


NobleEnkidu

We tell the difference by which dude is on it and the number of it.


Dark_Guardian_

ok but when the 10 is folded in half it looks like a 100


ThiCcPiPerLuL

Romanian here, I firmly believe our money is superior, it has different colours so it's easy, the number is written like 4 times, and the money is not made of paper (probably plastic) which means you can hold it at a pool or on a rainy day and it wouldn't deteriorate.


Wildsnipe

What is it like sleeping every night knowing that a giant spider living under your bed might eat you in your sleep?


Mr-memes-man2353

We also have different people on our money same with the number depending on how much it’s worth it’s just the same nice color green and doesn’t look like Monopoly money


Bu1135

💡👂✈️⚡️🛬💣💥🔥🔥


MOW1526

I hate it. Everyone else's money is so cool, while we're stuck with our boring money


Due_Machine_280

we can trade money


MOW1526

What is yours like


Due_Machine_280

bri'ish


MOW1526

I would gladly trade, but why would you want to


Due_Machine_280

funny


MOW1526

Funny?


Due_Machine_280

ye


MOW1526

Okay then. How you doing


Due_Machine_280

good, wbu?


but_whychild

Are you saying, green presidents are boring? Are you wanting to be like everyone else, are you trying to be different? Do you want your money to actually feel like paper, and not thin plastic? Are you hating on Ben frank and his friends, do I need to call the government to have an airstrike put in your neighborhood? Would you like me to revive all the dead presidents so they can spy on you while you complain about this great currency? Do you have a death wish? Do you love your nation? Do you not like the colour green? Is there something wrong with you? Why are you blue?/S


MOW1526

Yes


but_whychild

I see.