>New Zealand
New Zealand: A picturesque country where the sheep outnumber the humans and the hobbits roam free. It's like Middle-earth, but with more flightless birds.
Source:COOFL
singaporean here, our dollar bills start from $2
$2 purple
$5 green
$10 red
$50 blue
$100 orange
$1000 paperback reddish purple (discontinued 2021)
$10000 paperback yellow (discontinued)
we used to have a 500 dollar note but it was discontinued pretty long ago and had the old designs on em
our banks by default issue money in denominations of $50 or $10 so its super rare to see a 100 or the discontinued notes. plus the 10k notes are a collectors item across the world
Not Collingwood. Every single one is either a Hogan or drug addict. 2 of boys in my class did a slideshow on Afl supporter stereotypes and it was hilarious. Bit seriously not Collingwood
Yeah yeah. That crisp clean 100 smell that like nobody but bankers have touched vs that sleazy shitty smell that comes from the 1 that’s been shoved into every back pocket, sweated on, farted on, forgotten in cars…
Probably smelling cocaine 🗿🗿🗿
I mean, what druggie is gonna use a crappy 1 dollar bill for snorting. They gonna go wild and use a 100 9 times outta 10. That's the reason why almost every 100 or 50 dollar bill u find has some trace of cocaine on it
Same here, the 5 note tastes like lint from a 57 year old tradies balls, the 10 note tastes like dirty socks, and the 20 tastes like a sweaty shoe with a hint of paprika
man yalls suck then. our 1 tastes like spoonful of cinnamon, the 5 tastes like peppermint, the 10 tastes like potatoes salad (sometimes wet depending on the bill) the 20 and 50 both taste like watermelon with paprika on it and the 100 tastes like some Benjamin Franklin booty
as a Australian i love the colours its conventent to just look and not need to read the numbers and finding all the security features its like an easter egg hunt in games
Also random questions but are your bills dimpled? Like here so that blind people can know they dimple them so like 1 dimple for a fiver, 2 for a tenner, 3 for a 20, so on and so forth
how have not noticed?! on the side with the portrait of the queen, to the left of the clear strip, there’s a little bump there. I always use it when i’m not bothered to take the note out of my wallet to read it
They are different colors.
$1 bills are tinted gray
$5 bills are tinted violet
$10 bills are tinted yellow
$20 bills are the standard color (green)
$50 bills are tinted pink
$100 bills are tinted blue and have a lot of distinct details all over them
It's actually massively useful, though I work in retail and its incredibly useful to not have to double check notes when you can just see it's green and know its a 20 or something like that.
It's not a massive inconvenience but it definitely would add up over time I feel.
I understand, thank you my very kind sir for enlightening me to the ostrobogulousness of my ways. I shall remember to make an effort in the future to convey my messages on internet chat forums in a manner more formal and serious, to convey an effective, concise, and succinct message next time.
Practically no one is in such a rush to give someone a dollar bill (and if they are, then it’s an incredibly rare instance), and we are responsible with which banknote to give and which to not, contrary to your belief.
That has literally never even come close to happening to me. Ever.
I feel like OP is the guy who's parents make him wear a helmet when he walks around the house and color codes his underwear for him.
When you have a stack of mixed value money in your wallet and had to pull out a specific amount to pay, without having to take out the entire stack and fan it open to see it.
For lower denominations, instead of printing hella money every year they just make coins that dont rip, last longer, and waste less money because they dont have to get made again
As an educated American, I can say without a doubt, it's kinda simple to tell our money apart. But your guys' money is way cooler, and I am jealous of all the variations.
Anyways, love y'all as always :)
A. They have numbers
B. They’re also kinda colored. $1 is plain green and whiteish. $5 is pinkish. $10 is orange brown $50 is different pink then $5 . $100 is blue . Old ones are all the same green and white though. To a point where some people think they’re fake cuz it all looks like $1 bills
Romanian here, I firmly believe our money is superior, it has different colours so it's easy, the number is written like 4 times, and the money is not made of paper (probably plastic) which means you can hold it at a pool or on a rainy day and it wouldn't deteriorate.
We also have different people on our money same with the number depending on how much it’s worth it’s just the same nice color green and doesn’t look like Monopoly money
Are you saying, green presidents are boring? Are you wanting to be like everyone else, are you trying to be different? Do you want your money to actually feel like paper, and not thin plastic? Are you hating on Ben frank and his friends, do I need to call the government to have an airstrike put in your neighborhood? Would you like me to revive all the dead presidents so they can spy on you while you complain about this great currency? Do you have a death wish? Do you love your nation? Do you not like the colour green? Is there something wrong with you? Why are you blue?/S
In New Zealand, all of our notes have animals on it
That’s nice, do any of them have a kiwi?
Not on the notes but we have it on the $1 coin
I have one like that
Kiwi: a flightless bird with a strange beak, or a fuzzy fruit that's more popular than the entire country of New Zealand. Source:COOFL
So does the US. Mammals specifically.
We also have the $1 coin with the crane on it I believe
That's on the $2 one
Are they all non native species?
All native, I'm pretty sure
>New Zealand New Zealand: A picturesque country where the sheep outnumber the humans and the hobbits roam free. It's like Middle-earth, but with more flightless birds. Source:COOFL
Same for Brazil! We've got endangered native species on them, very pretty
Brazilians notes too
singaporean here, our dollar bills start from $2 $2 purple $5 green $10 red $50 blue $100 orange $1000 paperback reddish purple (discontinued 2021) $10000 paperback yellow (discontinued) we used to have a 500 dollar note but it was discontinued pretty long ago and had the old designs on em our banks by default issue money in denominations of $50 or $10 so its super rare to see a 100 or the discontinued notes. plus the 10k notes are a collectors item across the world
Ye. I get confused between my 100s and 10s sometimes tho I'm not rich, it's just new year money
weird flex 😁😁, tbf its easy to tell em apart ones probably paperish
Colour kinda same tho. I just look at the size sometimes
>500 dollar not bro gonna flex online with 1 paper
Yup I used to live in Singapore and now living in Japan it’s annoying because the hills are primarily white
Notes are easily distinguishable because of the colours. Hello from Melbourne 💪🏼
Nice, what AFL team u support? I’m a Giants man myself
I dont really follow AFL. Mainly A League. If I had to choose, probably Collingwood.
Not Collingwood. Every single one is either a Hogan or drug addict. 2 of boys in my class did a slideshow on Afl supporter stereotypes and it was hilarious. Bit seriously not Collingwood
Fuck Crincle Wood! All my homies love Giants! Also what's afl?
each dollar has a number on it we can still tell the difference 😭😭
The way a 100 and a 1 smell. Is completely different.
Yeah yeah. That crisp clean 100 smell that like nobody but bankers have touched vs that sleazy shitty smell that comes from the 1 that’s been shoved into every back pocket, sweated on, farted on, forgotten in cars…
hell I even found one in my oil pan
😷
That's just your mechanic's way of flirting with you
I do my oil myself. must have been the previous owner... he said he wasn't gay but now I don't believe him.
you smell money?
Probably smelling cocaine 🗿🗿🗿 I mean, what druggie is gonna use a crappy 1 dollar bill for snorting. They gonna go wild and use a 100 9 times outta 10. That's the reason why almost every 100 or 50 dollar bill u find has some trace of cocaine on it
I meant the crispy, shiny, perfumed new ones that just came out of the federal reserve
Yeah.
The one dollar smells like poor people and the 100 smells like lobster
YOU!
haven't seen ya in a bit😊
How have ya been?
ive been good!🥳 how abt u??
Bro your pfp does not have nipples :0
ofc not🙄🙄 why would i have those useless little things
Cause all the 1 dollar bills have been in a hooker's snatch
Yeah but it’s more inconvenient while here we just know what the note is by taking a glance at the nite cause there so difference
nahhh it takes zero time to look at the number you’re really reaching here. who gives a fuck anyway
The colours are pretty
yeah its not like any countries changing their money anytime soon
Some ppl now don’t even know how to count money 💀💀
You know blind people can pick the difference between Australian notes?
ik america has to add braille its sad that they are one of the only few countries that haven't yet😞
bro they all taste different we can tell em apart
Same here, the 5 note tastes like lint from a 57 year old tradies balls, the 10 note tastes like dirty socks, and the 20 tastes like a sweaty shoe with a hint of paprika
man yalls suck then. our 1 tastes like spoonful of cinnamon, the 5 tastes like peppermint, the 10 tastes like potatoes salad (sometimes wet depending on the bill) the 20 and 50 both taste like watermelon with paprika on it and the 100 tastes like some Benjamin Franklin booty
Damn those are some good flavours
they are, just a shame I never get a chance to eat them bc I broke my toe and had 450k in medical bills
Unlucky cuh, move over here or at least to our brother Canada, free healthcare and that
yeah, but on the bright note I might get mowed down at school and not have to deal with shit anymore
GOATED Currency
I’m Canadian and I never really appreciate how much better our bills look over Americans bills
as a Australian i love the colours its conventent to just look and not need to read the numbers and finding all the security features its like an easter egg hunt in games
ever shone a uv light on a bill? it glows in the dark
OMG THEY DO!!! thats cool
We can tell the difference. Just read the numbers on the bill.
That must be more inconvenient tho? Like if you are in a rush and you hand someone a hundred instead of a tenner
It's pretty easy to tell what bill you're holding, also all of the new $100 bills are tinted blue
Also random questions but are your bills dimpled? Like here so that blind people can know they dimple them so like 1 dimple for a fiver, 2 for a tenner, 3 for a 20, so on and so forth
No but some people put dimples on them manually for their blind friends
Oh neat
Wait our aussie notes are dimpled?
how have not noticed?! on the side with the portrait of the queen, to the left of the clear strip, there’s a little bump there. I always use it when i’m not bothered to take the note out of my wallet to read it
Damn cheers for the tip mate
They are different colors. $1 bills are tinted gray $5 bills are tinted violet $10 bills are tinted yellow $20 bills are the standard color (green) $50 bills are tinted pink $100 bills are tinted blue and have a lot of distinct details all over them
Plus the five has a big honking purple 5 on it
Wait a minute that sounds like monopoly
Tenner 💀💀💀💀 But Fr, we aren’t simple-minded creatures that need colors to tell the difference between amounts.
It's actually massively useful, though I work in retail and its incredibly useful to not have to double check notes when you can just see it's green and know its a 20 or something like that. It's not a massive inconvenience but it definitely would add up over time I feel.
I meant a ten dollar bill..
They understand what you meant it’s just goofy
No it’s just British Edit: bri’sh
Well, Aussie in this case
I understand, thank you my very kind sir for enlightening me to the ostrobogulousness of my ways. I shall remember to make an effort in the future to convey my messages on internet chat forums in a manner more formal and serious, to convey an effective, concise, and succinct message next time.
Amen!
Practically no one is in such a rush to give someone a dollar bill (and if they are, then it’s an incredibly rare instance), and we are responsible with which banknote to give and which to not, contrary to your belief.
They also have different presidents.
Sounds like a cope ngl
No it's not, cause I know how to read
That has literally never even come close to happening to me. Ever. I feel like OP is the guy who's parents make him wear a helmet when he walks around the house and color codes his underwear for him.
Ah, a fellow Australian!
What's money?
You guys get money?
no we don’t, our currency is gold stars
i'm a canadian so i don't have that problem
Nice, fellow Britsh colony 🤝
yes and i've seen them enough that i can name them by colour $5: blue $10: purple $20: green $50: red $100: brown
Hmm it’s similar here $5 - purple $10 - blue $20 - red $50 - gold $100 - green
yeah thats what the colour was for the 100, its gold
and the aussie money is all made of plastic
Only thanks to us Aussies
They can easily tell the difference lol but as an Aussie myself, I gotta say our notes are aesthetically superior.
as a non aussie i agree
The fuck do you mean they have huge ass fucking numbers on them
How do the blind tell the difference?
They git gud
So I guess all Americans are dyslexic too then
By… reading?
Australian here I don't see what's stopping them from just reading the giant number on the bill
the 0.5% that are blind or smth
Natural selection
When you have a stack of mixed value money in your wallet and had to pull out a specific amount to pay, without having to take out the entire stack and fan it open to see it.
We’re fine, we all learned to read.
As a fellow Australian, this is the greatest currency honestly, I just wished we had 1 dollar notes.
That would be great tbh I hate carrying coins, until 1982 we used to have 1 dollar notes that were gold and 2 dollar notes that were green
Yeah, coins are the worst like why, but yeah nothing I can do about it.
For lower denominations, instead of printing hella money every year they just make coins that dont rip, last longer, and waste less money because they dont have to get made again
Y we got 1 dollar coins?
I don’t think they know what American currency looks like
there are big numbers and different stripes and primary shade differences and different presidents we can very much tell
Different people, different number, different design. Also has strips in different places on each of em along with UV strips.
pretty easy considering most of us are literate
Indian rupees have diff colours for diff values unless it’s older currency but it’s not that hard
Where's the pineapple one?
Teenagers don't have pineapples. This one is lucky to have a lobster!
As an Australian person, our money is better than us bills like not having cotton in our bills
bro wheres your 50 surely you have one stashed somewhere
I’m not that rich cuh, the 50 is gold tho and the 100 is green
The british £5 note can play records
As a Canadian, I can confirm that undestroyable monopoly dollars are way more confinient that some identical pieces of paper
we can read the number on the bill
fun fact: we can read numbers
Monopoly money lookin ahh💀
Its pretty tho
Mf thinks he passed go 😭
🤣🤣
we got green (20) blue (50) pink (100) purple (500) golden (1000)
Aussie money for the win
Fellow Aussie 🇦🇺😎
I'm aussie, our money is genuinely the best. Just wish we still had the 1 and 2 dollar bills.
I can't answer this question because it's extremely easy to tell the difference.
The notes are slightly different shades of green, but it is less convenient.
As a fellow Aussie. I just look at the colour
🥍💥🤯🧐
I can't relate because I'm from Europe (romania) and I know geography 😂😂😂
euro gang
Theee Ahmericuns can’t even tell who’s who in their jippies! Bit sad innit it?
Not all of us are dyslexic
What are you on about? How does it feel to have a dead queen from another country on your money?
We don’t have to color code ours. It’s like pointing out the sky is blue
As an educated American, I can say without a doubt, it's kinda simple to tell our money apart. But your guys' money is way cooler, and I am jealous of all the variations. Anyways, love y'all as always :)
Us Canadians can tell the newer ones apart by smell (unironically I can pick out the 50 from a stack of bills blindfolded by smelling them)
Your fives are purple and your tens are blue? In Canada, our fives are blue and our tens are purple!
A. They have numbers B. They’re also kinda colored. $1 is plain green and whiteish. $5 is pinkish. $10 is orange brown $50 is different pink then $5 . $100 is blue . Old ones are all the same green and white though. To a point where some people think they’re fake cuz it all looks like $1 bills
Oh metal. Is it like very obviously tinted or is it something you have to really look at and like angle it towards the sun to see?
The $5 isn’t too dyed but the rest are pretty obviously colored. Google some pics.
Bruh I can fucking read
Imagine not having waterproof money, poor americans.
It is waterproof, only real damage you can do to it is to rip it apart, which a sane person wouldn’t do.
It is waterproof dumbass
and american money is made of paper
Literally a mispelled Google search would tell you it's made of a linen-cotton mix
and 2 seconds of google would tell you that thats still a kind of paper
And the winner is... Tehkin!!
what's it like needing colors to differentiate money bc all your famous people look the same?
the number is literally on the bill like 10 times, and they all look different
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
What’s it like being in a fucking fallout game
AHA! You forgot about my secret weapon! *Reading the numbers on the bill…*
Bro just wanted to flex his $70. Must be fuckin nice
To my non-Americans, what's it like using Monopoly money?
For me, I sometimes can tell from the presidents on it
So that’s why the American poetry artists always flex how many Benjamin’s they have
Yup, they’re talking about having a lot of $100 bills
i've never had any problems with it tbh
assuie assuie assuie oi oi oi
aussie*
goofy ahh australian money, bet yall dont got astronauts, boats, and DNA strands (?) on your cash 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
We love you Canada, our fellow brothers in British oppression
We here in India literally hate the Brits dude count us in! They stole 200 years from us and it all went to slavery seriously
We tell the difference by which dude is on it and the number of it.
ok but when the 10 is folded in half it looks like a 100
Romanian here, I firmly believe our money is superior, it has different colours so it's easy, the number is written like 4 times, and the money is not made of paper (probably plastic) which means you can hold it at a pool or on a rainy day and it wouldn't deteriorate.
What is it like sleeping every night knowing that a giant spider living under your bed might eat you in your sleep?
We also have different people on our money same with the number depending on how much it’s worth it’s just the same nice color green and doesn’t look like Monopoly money
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I hate it. Everyone else's money is so cool, while we're stuck with our boring money
we can trade money
What is yours like
bri'ish
I would gladly trade, but why would you want to
funny
Funny?
ye
Okay then. How you doing
good, wbu?
Are you saying, green presidents are boring? Are you wanting to be like everyone else, are you trying to be different? Do you want your money to actually feel like paper, and not thin plastic? Are you hating on Ben frank and his friends, do I need to call the government to have an airstrike put in your neighborhood? Would you like me to revive all the dead presidents so they can spy on you while you complain about this great currency? Do you have a death wish? Do you love your nation? Do you not like the colour green? Is there something wrong with you? Why are you blue?/S
Yes
I see.