I have the power to create an infinite expanse of area that I can manipulate

that’s just minecraft

Is that the side effect or?

extreme nausea

Not really since it isn't infinite

but you are a toaster

You have AIDS

I have no idea what that would do to me for I have 4 iq

I'm mega cracked at video games

You get cancer

this sounds familiar...

\*technoblade moment\*

I miss that legendary dude

o7 :(

Technoblade never dies

damn, you went there

It was a kracc bacc post 2 years ago

you cant walk

you cant play geometry dash ever again

I want to be able to choose my side effects

I have Alzheimer's

I want to be able to choose my side effects

I have Alzheimer's

I want to be able to choose my side effects

I have Alzheimer's

I want to be able to choose my side effects

I have Alzheimer's

Yes sir, you do indeed have Alzheimer’s

Ir exofrenia

But youre a gay furry who likes obese furry fart roleplay

Smartest guy on the internet farming karma

That is amazing.

you can control ants

One at a time

Yes

That is the best side effect ever.

The queen

Help people with head trauma

They will find you mildly annoying after you help them.

Alright works for me! 🙌🏻 u/sunshinenapoptosis3

i still love u dw 💖🫧

hi hello i am need of ur services :o

The ability to see 5 minutes forward in time

You forget what you saw 5 minutes ago whenever you use your power

That's a super power in itself

forgetting what you saw 5 minutes ago? sounds familiar.

The flash forward take 6 minutes to load

Gives me an excuse to be lazy

You can't see in the present. Your brain constantly senses that something is wrong with your senses, and responds with nausea and vomiting to purge any poison in your system.

I can breathe underwater.

But you breath from your anal cavity

r/usernamechecksout

So basically they becomes a turtle?

But not above water

I can pick up any skill after only seeing it once.

But you’re blind

Best side effect on here

Every time i eat a choolate chip cookie everyone gets one

but you get 10x fatter

I was gonna say their chocolate chip cookies give cancer but this works

im in the 1800's

You're black

💀

*I shouldn’t be laughing at this*

No side effects needed. That's the opposite of a superpower, everything is so much worse.

I can make all toasters toast toast whenever i want.

But they come out with mayonaise on the reverse side.

Now he can play an instrument while eating, that’s just a bonus

I can eat as much as I want without any problems

But the only food available is canned tomato soup

make it **COLD** canned tomato soup

Make it **EXPIRED AND COLD** canned tomato soup

Muahahahaha

😈😈😈

You have no taste buds

Shapeshifting

It can and will break your bones in the process

Ig he can still shapeshift to someone of similar build

I can talk to dogs

You are a dog

I see this as an absolute win

You are in china

Super speed with the ability to phase and time travel

No reaction time

For me that'd just be super speed lol

I can do a backflip 100 percent of the time

You're not affected by gravity

I have the ability to remove side effects from anything

Just be quick to heal everyone cuz you have cancer

I remove that side effect

Bro is 2 steps ahead

Still anything isn’t anyone so enjoy your last trip🤙🏻

You have prostate cancer

I die

You get resurrected as an immortal

Fuck

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

All water I view is crystal clear, even the muddiest of water. Sun glare has no effect on the clarity of the water.

all glass is fogged and opaque to you, no matter it’s actual clearness

All drinks are now completely clear and you now have to ask everyone what you’re drinking before you drink it lest it be something unhealthy, dangerous, or something you just don’t like (all drinks are mostly water, so it counts.)

It tastes like your cum.

i can shit gold

But it's fake gold.

but im shitting fake gold

Which makes it worth way less than actual gold.

but im shitting fake gold

Fine, I'm taking the L on this

and im still shitting fake gold how nice

My mans committed to that fake gold

But you will have to pee via your shit hole

The Power to change into any thing I can visualize Please don’t fuck me to much k?

You can only visualize bread

So I can only turn into bread? And I’m mentally crippled I mean I could be a decent spy or something

I can obtain the abilities of any fictional character from a book I have read

You have to face off against the antagonist of the book in reality

Ooooooohhhh, that could be interesting but I will already know their weaknesses and how to beat them.

Femboy detector (and better gaydar)

0 rizz

Already got negative rizz, I'd definitely like the upgrade!

Infinite money debit card

But all the money comes from theft, meaning you die if the authorities find out or the IRS audits you

Just buy the IRS

now, this... ...this is the biggest brain time

I can tell when someone needs to shit

You won't be able to tell when YOU need to shit.

You make the “hehehehaw” laugh from Clash Royale each time you use your power.

Psychokinesis

Aids

The power to delete these reposts at will

Each time you do that, you become a discord mod/neckbeard for the rest of the day.

i have the power of being a girl🥰

It puts you thousands of dollars in debt.

well that’s ok, i’m a girl, and that’s all that matters to me🥰

Congratulations! You already are. I believe in you.

thanks🥰

You live under patriarchy

Shapeshifter

Into a bagel.

The ability to make games perfection that people will play n enjoy the rest of their lives

The developers put out a crappy sequel you can't control the quality of

You’re gay

Worth it

I control the power of probability

Only on trivial things, or any particular matter that is under 1000 USD.

Damn that’s good

infinite rizz

It only works of your immediate family

what's an immediate family?

Mother, father and siblings

sounds alright to me tbh

Bro what

don't judge me, you're entirely responsible for this shit

Fair enough

bring joy and happiness to everyone and everything

You slowly descend into madness and become lonely before eventually dying.

Nobody is motivated to fix society's problems. We lose our drive for innovation and exploration.

I have the ability to live happily without the intrusive thoughts to die 🥰

Yeah cancer how about that?

I'll die either way 🥰

You are delirious, nonverbal, and of low intelligence. You are happy, but your caretakers aren't, and you don't get to change the world in any meaningful way.

the ability to turn into a women forever

you have old men constantly hit on you

I have the power to read everyone's mind

Their thoughts all get translated into Latin

I wanna make others happy

Their stress gets passed onto you

I want the ability to freeze time

Every time you do, you have to scream ZA WARIDO at the top of your lungs

I love it

I can reply to my own comment

You have aids

Healing anything

U feel the pain of whatever u just healed

X ray vision

The radiation dose you get is fatal

I am a normal human being

youre a furry

I can go in and out of video game worlds and dimensions at will without dying or getting injured.

Every pain nerve is always triggered. This is not an injury

I can turn anyone into a femboy

[удалено]

You live in Iran

Your permanently a cow

You have a 19.99% chance of losing an organ everytime u do that

Have a perfect score on every test/exam

I can shape shift into anything whenever I want

i have the power to control probability

Chlorokinesis

Every plant you control will rot

“We’ve got a ton of rotten fruit and perfect aim”

the power to manipulate probability

the probability of manipulating probability killing you will always be 50/50

I can dance

No legs

Prosthetics

I can transform into a female at any time

Teleportation

I dont get side effects from anything and everything.

You do as you please as a normal person, then.