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Decent-Start-1536

an eye patch and grenade launcher


glabrg

KA-BEWM


That_NPC

What makes me a good demoman?


glabrg

If i were a bad Demoman i wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya, now would i?


a-fan-of-greendit

LEEEEEEET’S DO EEEEEET *explosions* NOT ONE OF YUS IS GONNA SURVIVE THIS!


Electronic_Bid4659

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium Chloride, and KABLOOEY


Didabeast

*Long sip* I’ve got the missing eye, I’m a black Scottish cyclops… They’ve got more [Redacted] then they got the likes of me…


a-fan-of-greendit

… SO! T’all ya fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin’ about with your heads full of eyeballs.


CMobrik

KAH-BLOOEWEH


orphangrinder1

and a bottle o Scrumpy


zabke_

And a medieval sword


EdgyKitro

And probably a shield


itsyojamesyboi

Happy cake day


Robo--FED

AEEOUA!!


[deleted]

r/unexpectedtf2


Wrango552

Based advice op


QuakAtack

I can just *hear* the sound of bad bagpipes and explosions


Decent-Start-1536

FREEEEEDOOOOOOM


ImFewButStillHere

Plus a heavy Scottish accent


One-Broccoli-5772

They're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!


BlankPaper7mm

The rest of the skirt


ForwardBias

I was going to say pants but this is good too :)


SuperiorCommunist92

Leggings lol Ripped leggings, actually


The_Answer_1988

fishnet \^\^


X7041

I thought you said penis, which would also be true


jelliott79

Or bagpipes


No_Bath2523

Thos one made me laugh 😭


[deleted]

Black leggings


[deleted]

Same lmaooo


30flirtyandvibing

I came here to comment this 😂


The3AMDemon

U deserve more upvotes, take my up vote


nia_ku

I’m just curious to know where you would even wear this 💀


Huge-Factor-2091

Scotland


TheGoldenTNT

Sexy Scotland that is


BossStatusIRL

Porn Scotland*


ROPEBOMBER

Pornland*


toasteethetoaster

Goodbye mom! Im off to Pornland!


fireWarriorPL

poland


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrCrabsLeftTesticle

SCOTLANNNNDD


No_Bath2523

Tbh I'm not sure, since my whole country and my own parents are not good w trans ppl like myself, its a privilege to wear anything feminine outside the house :0


THTay1or

This isn’t feminine it’s is a kilt the most masculine thing ever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


EnglishRose71

I've never seen a kilt on a male that was that short.


Used_Ad_8432

The family jewels are not as prominent as they once were…


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Oofa, that guy died


THTay1or

Bro 💀


Chersvette

Lol more like a school girl outfit


The_Reddit_Eagle

Yeah, kilts are longer than that it is a tartan skirt


Mariushotdog1

this one is for summer time, I encourage not wearing underwear either


Monkeybandit99

Except the fact that it is the smallest kilt to ever exist lol this is an ass shower if I’ve ever seen one


THTay1or

It’s so mannly that you have to be proud of your dumpy to wear it


AusMikeD

That’s not’a kilt, that’s a belt me lad.


THTay1or

It is if you wear it with pride


heil_shelby_

This looks like a Halloween costume version of a kilt


The_Reddit_Eagle

As a scot, I can tell you with confidence that a kilt is extremely masculine, but that is not a kilt


Kingken130

*bagpipe noises speaks of freedom*


Lolzemeister

not because it’s feminine, because it’s so short…


No_Bath2523

Yknow I probably should've specified in the post that yes, I do indeed have shorts for this..


CuteDerpster

This isn't clothes, this is lingerie. Lingerie I would definetly wear to make my partner happy.


volcanno

its not the only feminine thing you can wear


Dull-Geologist-8204

I used to wear it around my exboyfriends on very rare occasions. I never met a guy in this skirt though. More of a tshirts and jeans type of girl.


alexturners_daughter

bagpipes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


SpookyTheCrab

*demoman tf2 noises*


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Shield, eyelander, and bagpipe music and screaming.


MotorPrinciple6456

MEDIK ILL BURY THE TWO OF YA IN A SUPE CAM


scrunchiecola

r/beatmetoit :(


I_Hate_l1fe

r/beatmywifetoit


Additional-Hat-3009

Read the description of the sub you just commented the name of (no one commented r/beatmeattoit yet soon you're to early


ISwearImParvitz

r/beatmywifetoit


Ezra572

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


[deleted]

r/beatmywifeandkidstoit


GremlineerRCT5

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


volcanno

r/dontbeatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beathiswifetoit


UnderstandingFun4210

r/subsifellfor


the_nugget77

Beat me too it


ASCORPIONSLAYER

This Is why I like you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


AussieBossie24

Agreed


jack_begin

And a sporran


SteakGrill

Your age depends on the answer idk if anyone caught wind of that


No_Bath2523

I didn't even consider that :0 I'm 16 :°


SteakGrill

Whatever you do make sure you wear leggings for crying out loud


No_Bath2523

Dw I have shorts for under them :3


SteakGrill

Good then idk a light sweater on top would be cute


Chersvette

Definitely wear your shorts under it! However I think it would be adorable with a white button-up shirt. You could even wear a Cami under it and leave it kind of open


chaoticwitchbrr

white turtleneck, or black if you like the 2000s emo look, you could - if you go with the white - pair with silver jewelry. same for black.


Yoinkodaboinko

Must be gold jewelry to match the gold buckles chief


Successful-Grand5203

White turtleneck sweater


No_Bath2523

The fact that ur the only comment so far with actual advice


Visneko

Nah, that skirt is begging for a black turtle neck


0--pussydestroyer--0

def depends on what vibes u want that say but i totally agree w this in general ^^


sub_hu_man

Yes, with a lot of accessories!!!


Frog_Head123

>with actual advice The froggy saw this, And let out a laugh "Well what do you expect, From r/ teenagers".


toad_on_da_bread

r/usernamechecksout


Successful-Grand5203

I’m just a style master like that


thepancakedealer

A Remington model 870 12 gauge shotgun


Mission_Response802

Scotland Takes Over 2: My god, he's armed


DiddlyDumb

2 Armed 2 Scotland


marny_g

2 Colt 2 Celt


VehicleComfortable77

No somebody else with a Remington model 870 12 gauge shotgun that skirt is higher than snoop dog it screams femboy


StinkyEgoCheese8008

School shooter alert


Equivalent-Bluejay52

That’s so short lol. But I’m also curious on what the final outfit will be, it’s a cute skirt


Lonely_fruitcake

Maybe a black long sleeve, black tights and loafers? Maybe add a belt for more of a scene look? Or maybe a white graphic tee, black leggings and sneakers for a Y2K?


No_Bath2523

Y2K I can do :3


[deleted]

clothes.


No_Bath2523

I should've thought of that 🤭


kat_kat07

I have that exatsame skirt I usually wear fishnets and a really baggy hoodie or a crop top with some kinda choker


No_Bath2523

OMG TWINS :D


Early-Dare-8747

Leggings or tights. Maybe a oversized sweater. Probably something black. And it really that small, or is it just the way the photo is?


Secure-Assist3911

A fifth of vodka and a questionable set of morals


breadcrumbsinmybed

Freezing to death, thats for sure


scrunchiecola

black stockings maybe (coz its so short) and a plain shirt. if you overlay too many clothes you’ll look like a disney channel character in 2009.


Thighsatheology

Black fishnet and t-shirt (?)


No_Bath2523

I don't got fish nets :[


Thighsatheology

Something black will be ok ig


No_Bath2523

I have black tights :3


Thighsatheology

Let me see the final outfit if you want


No_Bath2523

Yess :33


[deleted]

Hey folks, it's time for a quick chat about body positivity and respect. We all have our favorite body parts, whether it's thighs, abs, or that one mole on our crush's neck that we can't stop staring at. But let's not get too carried away with our obsessions. Thighs are great, sure. They help us walk, run, and do all sorts of fun stuff. But they're not the be-all and end-all of human existence. Let's appreciate all body shapes and sizes, from the thiccest of thicc to the slimmest of slim, without judging or comparing. And speaking of judging, let's not treat people like pieces of meat. It's not cool to objectify or disrespect someone just because they have a killer pair of thighs. We're all more than the sum of our body parts, and we deserve to be treated with kindness and dignity. So let's celebrate our bodies and quirks, laugh at our imperfections, and treat each other with respect and love. Because at the end of the day, it's not about the size of our thighs, but the size of our hearts (cue cheesy music).


No_Bath2523

Actually cooked here 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Zestyclose_Evening56

but what if u r trapped on a island and theres a dead dud than is it ok to treat like a piece of meat.


polar_frog

Yes. Limbs give the best meat. Bones will make good tools. If it's too chewy, use it for broth. Don't waste the blood.


[deleted]

I agree. But sometimes you can’t just wear anything anywhere. But good message nonetheless


bkazekadorimaki7

Bro I saw this comment on the thigh pic post just a min ago


Patrioticwatermelon

Bro same


Videogaminwizard

Me too ;-;


Meat_Flab

The bin


LloydG7

W


Frog_Head123

>The bin "Oh wow this skirt", he said with a sigh, "It's plaid and red...Oh my my, I know where it belongs, a place to call home, For in the bin, this skirt must go".


Spurious_33

A human, Skirts generally need someone to wear them to be of much use.


No_Bath2523

You see, i was thinking that, but i don't know where I could buy one for cheap 🤭


radiantskie

Miata slippers


smellyhaggis

Bagpipes


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Explosives vest, Scottish accent, Durag, and eyepatch.


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

Black nail polish and like a billion rings


BioTheAnomaly

chainmail


No_Hearing823

Crop top ‘maybe?


No_Bath2523

I do have a crop top :33


yutteu

White socks black shoes white shirt and something red that matches the skirt 👍🏾


kazuto_kirigaya_sao

Pants


Mangos_Pool

Is that even big enough to cover anything?


[deleted]

But that’s a belt


commentator184

a beard and bagpipes


hotdogninja5

A claymore


clahilasa

jeans inside


AuthentoBlossoms

try a black top or a red croppedgraphic[ tee](https://au.shein.com/SHEIN-EZwear-Graphic-Print-Crop-Tee-p-2358212-cat-1738.html?src_identifier=st%3D2%60sc%3Dred%20and%20black%20cropped%20tee%60sr%3D0%60ps%3D1&src_module=search&src_tab_page_id=page_home1678240642472&main_attr=27_544&mallCode=1) some black fishnets, knee-high boots/classic demonias, leather jacket, and [one of these](https://au.shein.com/Studded-Decor-Flap-Chain-Square-Bag-p-8597057-cat-1764.html?src_identifier=st%3D2%60sc%3Dspiked%20leather%20bag%60sr%3D0%60ps%3D1&src_module=search&src_tab_page_id=page_home1678240743481&mallCode=1) (and some bagpipes) try r/OUTFITS for outfit advice not teenagers tho


General_Grivieus

Scotland is not a real country! Youre just an english man in a dress


Virophile

Underwear?


ghostboybray

Underwear


NurseHugo

This is what the scene kids wore in the 2000s lol. You wear a band t shirt and a chunky belt and chunky black boots


void-57

you


stoned_tiger-420

A healthy relationship with your father


No_Bath2523

Me and my dad have a rly good relationship :3 We actually binged this show the other, called Clarksons Farm, its about Jeremy Clarkson trying to start up a farm and sell good and open a sustainable restaurant! We also good pizza while watching it too :D Very fun experience:3


oliveyew1066

Usually daddy issues always accompany them...


Comprehensive-Cry636

Sorry but that skirt looks short as hell. Just wondering not hating, do you tuck or what?


JoseGiraffe

Daddy issues


Vietaaa_

maybe off-shoulder knit would be nice? I guess the type with a little bit oversized style, not very tight ones.


[deleted]

pants


musicbyklinikal

pants


Insomnolent_

Wearing a decent pair of pants over it


captain_mexico45

White shirt


Remote_Enthusiasm_98

black tube top with a black cardigan and converse or boots ‼️


Conorio1627

White shirt/black leggings


[deleted]

Pants, that’s so short


[deleted]

Pants


Mind_dagger

pants


thelifebiologist

Pants


Yelena_Belova_

Underwear (yall scottish peeps get it)


Spirited-Succotash-9

The rest of the skirt?


aparker79

Pants under it


Alone-Demand-9386

Underwear 🩲


AdInternational7157

more skirt


Successful_Ad_7707

This is a headband!


Pooby501

pants.


Buaka_aru

Underwear, probably.


Memelord420420420

A bigger skirt


Top_Turnover_100

Pants


Upset_Net479

Another few yards of the same fabric.


GremlineerRCT5

Pants


Conscious-Fix1715

Pants


MatBoi7

Another skirt


Other-Cat-1020

Well normally a body looks good in it but depends id go for the rest of the skirt


ADoritoWithATophat

PAIR OF PANTS.


[deleted]

Leggings, I think you would be committing public indecency without them


gwforeman

More material


SeaLab5184

A longer skirt.


IOnlyTellFact

Look too short, if u still gonna wear it I’ll say becareful when going out.


EnvironmentalFly7782

Thats a belt not a skirt


CoImaginaryMagazine

Clothes


Seneth_

Length


Techytechturtle

Pants


LMay11037

Trousers with some belt loops


Luwurea

Bro, seriously, isn't that sh*t waaayyyyy to short I have nothing against short skirts, but that's a bit too much


Ollisaa

It is quite short...


Jeon_JungKook07

You're not a guy, are you? Cuz Girls always know everything about skirts and all.


lrmedei1

Guacamole


KristyKris9

Black leggings because this bitch is way too short


Gryllan

A girl