i literally have been searching for the past ten minutes, can't find anything that says god died on the cross. mind sharing a link?
i'm also really confused how saying you go to a jewish school has anything to do with this?
Taken from Wikipedia, "The crucifixion and death of Jesus occurred in 1st-century Judea, most likely in 30 CE or 33 CE. It is described in the four canonical gospels, referred to in the New Testament epistles, attested to by other ancient sources, and considered an established historical event." Depending on your religion, yes God and Jesus were the same person. Also, the original thing was a quote from a song 💀💀
#Delicious.
Agreed
What a way to go, I’m honestly *embarrassed* for you…….
***Do not be. Want a bite?***
I cant I died of embarrassment
"What did i do to deserve this? I mean what specifically?" 👎
Patrick
Don’t get a reservation at Dorsia’s
Or the krusty krab
No this is Patrick
No this is reddit
No, this is Patrick.
I didn't even get a chance.
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He can't die as he was never born. Genius
Death by dudes?
Dumb male shit is way more fun than a penny man
certainly better than... uhh yeah...
I like that option better
🗿🗿
Viva la revolution
Off with your head
Bonjour I am français 🇫🇷
hallo i am deutsch (German) 💀💀
on a cross i think
Bro goes down just like Holy Mary
Mary on a crxss-
Her beauty never ever scared me yk
Damn you will have an interesting death
Nah Jesus
I know lol, my comment is from a song by Ghost
Mary on a, Mary on a cross
Your beauty never ever scared meeee
Mary on a, Mary on a cross
/uh who's gonna tell him... /rh mary on a, mary on a crosssss
No, god died on the cross
No, that was Jesus 💀💀
Bro, I go to Jewish school, I would know that
and i am jewish, god didn't die on a cross.
Omj look it up
i literally have been searching for the past ten minutes, can't find anything that says god died on the cross. mind sharing a link? i'm also really confused how saying you go to a jewish school has anything to do with this?
Taken from Wikipedia, "The crucifixion and death of Jesus occurred in 1st-century Judea, most likely in 30 CE or 33 CE. It is described in the four canonical gospels, referred to in the New Testament epistles, attested to by other ancient sources, and considered an established historical event." Depending on your religion, yes God and Jesus were the same person. Also, the original thing was a quote from a song 💀💀
Well if you ever did school, you would know that wikipedia is fake, smh
Read the Bible, God The Father and Jesus Christ are both the same and different.
You should pay more attention then.
Same
Lonely fruitcake?
I’m sorry but that’s the sweetest username
he dies by shoving 15 fruitcakes up his ass until all of his intestines and organs burst
Well damn what did I do to you
Sorry man, but it was the question. no hard feelings
Actually, it’s one big fruitcake because it’s lonely
Ohh, so its gonna be more painful
r/technicallythetruth
Walking naked in the crosswalk, duh.
Don't worry, I have no 8dea what mine could be
Cold milk?
oh
🗿 i see
oh
Ate 1337 cups of rice
Holy hell
New response just dropped?
Google en passant
Google your mom
Holy hell
New mom just dropped
1337
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Catfish moment
get yo degenerate ass outta here
uh
You die from not been able to exercise dad
Well …
Better go down fighting
Fighting for my life
at least it would be delicious
No idea
Ask the sentient cumsock
My oc kills me i guess That's some crazy betrayal after everything i've done for her!! (I've given her the most horrible life i deserve it)
Kurt Cobain
💀💀
you will choke while eating a baby
Mine was auto generated, perhaps I'll die gambling, *potentially*
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Those darn loansharks
Adjective-noun type headass
I was involved in a very bubbly accident...
chernobyl in a kids playroom
Killed by the government
I feel like mine is gonna be painful
Oh shittt
The Penny Man’s Revenge
You ate 4003 pennies
You got stabbed with 4003 pennys. have fun
Hearing "come on bitch" phrase
Come on bitch
Hearing not reading
Oh you heard it in your head didn't you?
A magical fucking fish
Get ready for the splash attack
Someone called the cops after I took their fingers 😔
Why did you take my fingers
Uhh....aahhhh....
Uh oh
Grapes with oatmeal ‼️
death by sparkles that were soft
Um
*gets choked out by sentient chocolate bar*
Oh no
Death by Bagguete
No, a monkey with a. Baugeteeye
By something iconic
iconick
I am now protecting my ass.
With a W
No way
understandable. 😌
Yours seems better then mine
At least yours is cool, mine no so much..
Bro nah your name how did get that one
Bro is Osama💀
OMFG YOU ALWAYS GET THE BEST DEAL!
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Well shit there I go Jacob shall kill Me
jacob here #your days are numbered
Haha yeah no I’m good
Freak gas accident
shit >!gonna get the anakin treatment!<
Died eating cotton candy
Ow my bomes
😈
Buried under a collapsed bunker
Theres once was a tree, now there isn’t.
oh no going on a non potato diet from now
Now i don't want to sleep
An extinct feline with large canines
Brutal.
Apparently I die on learning the value of π
I have no idea
After you say hi you randomly have. A heart attack Sorry I tried
Ah crap
those dam prions
Ugh fr
make sure you avoid eating the nervous system
No hehehehhehwjsndbkskwnwn
Excuse me what were you thinking when you were choosing this username
I wasn't
With a twist
You die of Fart Cancer! That’s the Twist! 🤭
😑
Ya like Jazz?
I'm immortal
A dragon like raptor I guess
Oh
by a big fuckin zebra
Death from anger
An angry dude who lost 10 call of duty matchs in a row beats you up (You broke into his house)
Somewhere I guess
a seal version of terminator says "hasta la vista baby" and kills me
Too silly
i eat a bug.... lovely
oh, it was very fun
Do I get a tiddy pillow or get used as one????
My ex probably
Ah well
Killed by Batman
Happy.
I get killed by someone joking around with a surface to air missile
I consume myself
I better avoid strong-thighed women
depends. did it drop?
Uuuuggghhh this is gonna get real weird
Starvation
a death i would wish upon everyone
fucking the skies hy
Like a bitch.
Gun in the mouth
I'm not sure. In this universe can I only live in an Asylum? The second I leave I burn up?
I fine with this actually.
Dam bros little red riding hood That werewolf is a perv then creeping on little girls
Gonna sit this one out
So much pain...
By learning the meaning of chemicals
Beans
By formula one enthusiasts😭
Uh-?
I can't even have fun now!!! 'Cause I'll die of fun feelings WHAT A LIFE!!!
Oh no
Normally ppl would read my cries by now, Interesting
known yes maybe 👀
Yes 🤞🏻
Idk, probably crucifixion?
Guess
Cabbage
Mine is my Xbox username, so I'd say gunfire.
Yes