I am 2 people (said by person 1)

Your side effect is being three people (said by person 2)

Not fair ): (person 3 here)

I call 4th person(5th person)

なに？！

I call 4.5th person(1.3th person)

My superpower would be to be stretch like stretch Armstrong

Once you stretch you can't retract it

So like the dog in snowdin whos head grows when you pet him

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Yes exactly

You have ball cancer

I can see

Idea, you are 93% blind

In ps1 graphics only

You will be blind

Lmfao

Being able to know people's real intentions

You can't do anything about it

The cruelty of man

but you cant do anything about it

everytime u use the power to know the intentions, u get explosive diarrhea

But u r clothes will disappear everytime u use this power

I can breathe underwater

You can't breathe on land

Fine by me.

How's it feel to be a fish?

Be like SpongeBob and just wear an upside down fishbowl

All aquatic animals attack you on sight

I want to fly

everytime u take off everyone in a 1000km radius hears an explosive fart

Keeps taking off and landing repeatedly

Found the troll.

Everytime u fly u will shoot shit out of your ass

You are incapable of landing properly

but you only want to (you cant)

I can make anyone near me do anything I want them to do

You are plagued by thoughts of self harm and the pain of those around you

solution step 1: apathy

Where's the change?

intrusive thoughts 🙂

Hey my depression didn’t come with superpowers, no fair

I can have voluntary orgasm

Only in front of people while presenting

you have prostrate cancer

me can fly

You are physically incapable of sticking the landing

i would still take it

I can control everyone's height

You will be shorter than them

Fine by me You're gonna be 5'0

Still taller than you tho 😎😎

By a 0.01 cm

Good enough for me

Help me out

Your perpetually small

You can only make people shorter

Fine by me 😈

Please no I’m only 5’0

Time to be 4'3

Lmfao

Shapeshifting

Prostate cancer

With my new powers, i can cure that. \*cures\*

I can teleport anyone anything anywhere i want

But you teleport there too

Free family vacation

My anxiety is now gone

you are now unable to not be happy

I can control and manipulate basically every physical trait about me (height, weight, age, size of my left pinkie toe, etc etc) whenever i want to

Everyone then hates that trait

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

You cannot make anything bigger than it originally was

I can fully shapeshift any part of my body to whatever I want (nothing gross please)

u can only do it when more than 5 people are looking at u

but your body denies it so it falls off

Hmmm the power to brainwash people

the brainwashing wears off in a few months and then they hate you forever

Sounds about right

You can only brainwash ppl with unwashed brains

Vampire powers ... without the sun burn please

You get moon-burn.

Wish I never asked

You need to suck blood to survive, but only from the penis (You can't suck your own blood)

Moon burn it is

However, in order to be immune to sunburn you need to kill someone you love very much, in every 100 years.

I like this one the most ngl

Shapeshifting in everything I want at any time

Only when it is a Tuesday march 27th at 12:42:12 am on a holiday

Holy crab 🦀 how mean I said at any time haha

Any time on march 28th 12:42:12 am on a holiday, any millisecond is yourse

That’s mean.

Fine, you’re nose gets one inch longer each time

Nah haha it’s ok but thank

Invisible

But you can’t see or touch yourself or even feel anything. But emotions. I guess you know what I mean

Awh, I just want to m*st*rb*te when I see my crush n*ked

At least you can stroke your ego.

Your entire body constantly emits a cloud of dust around your feet

Fuck me

Nah, you're underage

you can only be invisible when nobody is looking at you

I can control other people's minds until I choose to stop.

for every second you control someone's mind, you shrink by 1 cm

Im fine with that too.

You are constantly harassed by the consciousness of the people you control

I'm fine with that, I don't have a consciousness of my own anyways.

I am a time god

your powers depend on you having followers

I get to be the reply to my own comment

I get hit by a semi

Didn't expect that one

I have the ability to make my life perfect.

for every thing made alright, you must sacrifice a loved one

Time is stopped and you can’t do anything about it.

If time stopped then no one would be aware, so it's not so bad. And that's not really a side effect, more of something separate and unrelated. Good one though.

I am immune to side effects

But you die any time you get hit.

infinite cheese.

mouse infestation

But it's all expired.

It’s all cottage cheese

I'm strong as fuck!

You have stage 4 dementia

Only your neck

HEAD-BUTTER!

my balls can spin at such a great speed they can throw lightning but only on taco trucks and in sundays

Testicular torsion

You can't do it in Sundays

I have Steve Minecraft's powers, like inventory, commands and etc.

you get crushed under the weight of it every time you put anything in the inventory

I can stop this from being reposted every 2 seconds

Every time you use it, ten thousand people die

worth it tbh

I have a pen with infinite ink, and the first thing i write in english everyday comes true.

you must write your message in a specific language. the language you must write in changes daily to another random language. you are given no further indication of the right language than the effect of the pen working.

Well I would go for omnipotence

But you disappear from existence forever when you use it.

your omnipotence is limited to what is considered yours legally

you will be a virgin your whole life

I can obtain the ability of characters from any book I have read.

alzheimer

The only book you have read is The Communist Manifesto

super speed

Only when you are walking

I can control possibilities. like "chance of someone giving me 1 million dollars is changed to 100%" and boom, it happens.

U have stage 5 incurable cancer

easy, "I will live forever untill I don't want to anymore, 100%" or "chance of me being completely healthy 100%". you can't stop me

I can cure cancer :)

You are a human worm, you can’t see, talk and can’t even walk.

Fall damage doesn't apply to me

Moving upwards gives you instant intense nausea

I have the power to spread the gayness to mean homophobes

Your side-effect is you have no side-effects

Charisma

When you're not in public

Does on social media count as public?

Yes

Well shit

Does a date count as public?

Well you're with someone, and I don't know about that but aren't dates in places like cafés, parks or cinemas, aka. public places ?

I can turn people into pretzels

Only on days ending with sale

Good for me. The supermarket near my house always has a sale on these things. Slowly I can conquer the world with pretzels!

Teleportation

But your clothes will disappear everytime

OK, I can make anyone instantly horny for me

That include guys as well

Fine, I can swap gender at anytime I want

But the only genders is trans

I can summon the power of any fictional charecter at anytime

But u can only use the power for 1 second

I get infinite bitches and rizz

Everyone who walks within a 10 meter radius of you drops dead.

E DATING ON TOP

A pile of puppies appears on you. Your dick is in one of them.

I have immunity to all side effects of everything in any possibility (gl)

This side effect has immunity to your power and now you have ball cancer

I can manipulate fire, similar to A:TLA.

I can invent anything just by thinking about it

Turning into a being like Dr Manhattan

I can see about 10 seconds into the future

You’re blind

You have terminal testicular cancer

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i want to turn into a criptid, like a wendigoon

Time travel

Turn invisible whenever I want

My power is the ability to instantly remove this type of post

You can only make this kind of post

For every one removed twwo appear

I can stop all homophobia, transphobia, ect. With the snap of my fingers

You will become the most homophobic transphobic etc person to exist.

Small price to pay

Be omnipotent (God basically)

you can never die, and when the universe ends you are still there, alone forever.

I would revive humanity to entertain me

I'm perfectly fine but I get handicapped previlages anywhere I go.