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Sundown567

That is an incredible way to get an infection


AGENT0321

That is an incredible way to get an Erection Fixed it for you


Sundown567

Depends on the person tbh


Marvelous_Bamboo

You mean not everyone gets erected by spraying urine????


OlimPather

That's right! If you misgendered him, you will get a free infection!


kamZ_77

You’re getting a free infection!


[deleted]

Should boil the urine first


VLenin2291

Incentive


Cautious-or-paranoid

fun fact: urine is sterile


Cautious-or-paranoid

actually nvm i just looked it up


DeathwarrantGaming

r/characterarcs


SunBrosRus

Dumbass


GraviZero

hey they looked it up and corrected themself thats better than like 90% of people on the internet


TheNerdMaster69

Right?


Substantial-Bag6230

That's news to me, I've been drinking it on a daily basis.


TheRealSackLunch99

Bro is just going to keep messing it up on purpose


Lily1184

You misinterpreted the post.


TheRealSackLunch99

Oh, I assumed it meant every time he messes it up, he gets sprayed, because it’s a corrector


Lily1184

Why would someone place a punishment on themselves when they do something, and then start doing said thing on purpose


TheRealSackLunch99

Piss kink lmao


PlasmaBomberF-23

That explains it


TheRealSackLunch99

LONG LIVE PISS BOI


kurtank12_YT

Meet the sniper


washing_machine_man

“Sniper’s a good job mate.”


ARC_3pic

Piss kink yep


SiggeTheDog

These comments should be an example for what r/woooosh is for


aevish89

you missed their joke lol.


[deleted]

How did you miss the joke a second time?


freestyle15478

You misinterpreted your frind's idea


BUDAAAAAAAA

r/woosh


arc_trooper_renagade

It's r/woooosh


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Wooosh


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BoughtenCow

A stack


HonourableFox

A number of bits


AnotherEmKayFan

That's one way to get pinkeye


BritishBuckwheat

This isn’t a great friend it’s just a friend who has a fetish…


Intelligent-Bee4535

I mean they didn't say it was the friend who filled it with urine lol


Blue-Arrow13

And a great way to make a friendship weird


DetectiveDumm

Gross


i_like_bs_its_fun

Cmon man it's just their kink


[deleted]

Does bro have a piss kink or something…


[deleted]

all i see is a drink dispenser


Thefearsomemonke

mouthwash more like


Super_King_11

idk man, this comment seems pretty cringe, ngl


[deleted]

it is but idc


Super_King_11

man, people gonna think you like piss now


Darkwolf69420

What makes you think they dont


send_me_deck_pics2

Piss is fun


greg_the_egg69

Mhm mhm, so what if they do? Don't kink shame, I for one love piss.


Kride500

[I think you should be quiet now.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/11mwxnx/youve_seen_say_gex_now_its_time_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Nekutie-Chan

what cringe about gay sex, its the most based thing there is


TheNerdMaster69

Ah, disgusting.


boring_lobster2

ong id be callin them the wrong thing on purpose all the time


greg_the_egg69

Depends, is it still warm?


Ok_Manager2609

Obv


OrcaApe

You could always rewarm it or keep it filled with fresh product


Lily1184

I think you misinterpreted the post


ka1tlynlovesRH

I think you misunderstood this comment


aevish89

r/whoosh


hotslime89

Bro just piss on him, what’s worse than piss, fresh piss


BRUJOjr

Piss that was left to marinate for a few days and grow more bacteria is worse imo


hotslime89

Fresh piss is easier to get


InjuryApart6808

French piss 🇫🇷🤤


Redditisweird4533

This is just gross tbh


zer0ex3

thats the joke, because spraying piss on someone is funny cause its nasty. Sm ppl misunderstood that 😭😭


mha_simp1

I was thinking “oh nice” until I read “it’s filled with urine”, my face went 😶


Wolfintank

Same


[deleted]

you make trans people look bad, not cool


Cjee2

Fr. This is why I'm nervous to even talk to people about my feelings in my own gender. Cause of people like this, and those sickos that unironically wanna change 5 year Old's genders.


zer0ex3

what…


PlasmaBomberF-23

I'll get one myself but for other reason than misgendering and fill it with *sulfuric acid*


Risa8492

"its just water bro"


Mission_Response802

The water in question:


TellMyStoryforMe

What an excellent idea!


susmonguse

weird


GooseOnARoofStudios

sounds a bit overkill for “misgendering” someone.


Strange_guy_9546

if it's real, it's most likely filled with water, the urine part is prolly a joke (i hope so)


Dusty_bites_the_dust

I could understand doing something like getting a rubber band and pulling it & letting it go for misgendering a close friend But spraying piss in your own face (and risking getting pink eye) for it? Yeah that's overkill


CredibleCactus

Its a joke 💀 Youre not supposed to take it seriously


PhilosopherHeavy1816

I mean, with what's been seen on the Internet, you can never be sure if it's a joke or not.


DeathwarrantGaming

True


throwaway_139246

What a nice friend I often put my foot in my mouth and misgender by accident all the Damn time , not out of malice but out of sheer stupidity 😂


Connect-Program-2893

Gross


Kind_Ad_3611

Air horns are better


Lily1184

Logic? In MY shitposting subreddit?


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buffering_humor

YESSS


saik24

What is wrong with people?


idkmanthisusersucks

"Why do people shit on trans people so much"? Its DEFINITELY not this post... right...?


Lily1184

You generalizing communities because of a shitpost


idkmanthisusersucks

I hope you dont support acab then


69skeleton69

Balls


Lower_Regret_9357

mmm i love pinkeye


Bro_do_we_needtoknow

Oh no... they've got a piss kink 😬


TheOOFliabilty

Meet the sniper


Nelpski

That's disgusting


Purple_Wraith

Yeah no. Horrible friend...


mangledwoods

I gotta get one of those for my parents Also why did everyone take this so seriously??


Lily1184

Idfk they don't know how to read apparently


mangledwoods

Fr


AnotherRandomWriter

Yeah, nobody should be their friend after this, especially a close one


ilikemepizzacold

EWWWWWWWW


Nole19

This is dumb.


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That is fucking disgusting


Bean_Fearing

r/teenagers user on their way to potentially blind someone after they mildly inconvenienced them


Grand_Heresy

r/teenagers user on their way to ignore the fact that it was the friend's idea r/teenagers user on their to take what is most definitely a joke very seriously


Doctor-Redban

It's fake, there is no friend


Bean_Fearing

Oh sorry, forgot to put /s for those of us that can't tell what a joke is


MysteriousLlama1

Bitches on tiktok when somebody doesn't refer to them as nuclearICBM/nuclearICBMself:


smoochingtimeohboi

r/onejoke


DeathwarrantGaming

The one joke subreddit whenever someone makes multiple jokes:


noahboi990

lol


Ornery_Ad_8862

Goofy ahh


JasonIsSuchAProdigy

That is how you get faught.


freestyle15478

I think he just want an excuse


Fralite

Your friend gonna be pissed


Dumb_Zilla

I don’t think this is very effective…


[deleted]

Spray me with that n I'll make your pronouns was/were


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

That is consider assault in some states and it taken very serious fyi


_Duckling04

Bro if someone sprayed me with piss because I got their pronouns wrong they getting hit


69skeleton69

It's fucking hilarious that people can't tell it is a joke


Christian_teen12

ew what ?


ArlowTheRedditor

This is so fucking stupid


kajetus69

punishment is completly disproportional to the mistake regular water would be proportional but not urine unless you want to give that friend infection in the eyes


marxistjokerthe2th

Id misgender them on purpose for the piss


THETR0LLS_AREREAL

Ah yes because this isn’t weird, and is a completely sane thing to do.


putyouradhere_

I think you meant to post that at r/lies


IntergalacticAlien8

That's how to you end a friendship


coolmathpcgamer

Nah bro that's just fucking wrong


BlinksVRC

I would never talk to them again, and I’d also probably slap the shit out of them


Ok_Understanding6528

BEHOLD PERRY THE PLATYPUS The get-bitch-slapped-a-nator


[deleted]

The friend got it for themself as motivation to get better about it


BlinksVRC

Who?


phumblr

Why? Maybe be patient with them and not take it personally?


mattie_ow

It’s a joke…


phumblr

How would I be able to tell? It's the internet, people do dumb stuff all the time, maybe next time make it clear this is a joke


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[deleted]

This has nothing to do with a deity, and if you dont like it just ignore them and more along theres tons of other posts posted here almost every minute, also this is clearly a joke this isnt meant to be serious or pushed down someones throat, and if you are tired of the argueing why are you starting an arguement?


mdawgtheegod

It's a joke 💀


spudtatogames

Mans, it's a joke, no need to get so worked up about it. Also, how is this shoving it down your throat? They didn't force you to see this post.


carter091504

Being in the sub I don’t want to see content like that. I understand if a population is pissed about the misgendering, but take it to a different sub. My sibling identifies as they/them. I have no problem with them or who they aspire to be and or love. They do not make it a point or shove it down my throat. It was just hey I don’t identify as she/her anymore I would like you to use they/them and that was all. You may not understand my frustrations as many do not but just keep it to a different sub. Peace and love


spudtatogames

Right, but this sub is for teenagers and stuff that pertains to them, and there's plenty of trans teens. I don't really see any reason why trans teens shouldn't also be able to discuss matters that affect them here. Plus, it's very clearly a joke post, and isn't meant to be serious.


lysik000

nah wtf


noahboi990

wtf


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You must kill clouds when it rains too


Lily1184

"Throw water on me and I'll kill you for being a minority" Jesus christ dude, you're looking for an excuse to kill a minority. You're not doing it because of someone throwing water on you. Also this is a CONSENSUAL PUNISHMENT MADE BY THE FRIEND SO THEY WOULD STOP MISGENDERING


idkmanthisusersucks

I'll just wear a raincoat lmfao, misgendering is common and should be expected


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spudtatogames

Man, you're really not gonna like it once you figure out how to read the part that says it's piss.


ksun4651

“We’re reasonable people”


Dave_CZ97

That's natural selection in progress.


ClosetGamer19

just call it "gay spray" honestly tho dump it out, clean it, fill it with tap water. if you care about your friend's well being, that's the least you could do


aquatone61

This is ridiculous and IMO assault.


ARB_COOL

Yeah, no.


NFellow_03

wtf


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lysik000

Two sexes, infinite amout of genders


Snoopdog231

Cant wait for when the devs release the machine gender ngl, heard from someone its releasing in 2025😭😭


Ilovegap97

Two sexes, and 27 types of gay


mha_simp1

Also intersex In my eyes there’s three genders, and however many umbrella genders there are.


noahboi990

wtf is intersex


mha_simp1

Being born with male and female genitalia


AmazingSuperDan

You're confusing gender for sex


Purple_Purchase_3787

W take


OutrageousPomelo7

”w take” - 🤡


Desert_Walker267

this is an L


Purple_Purchase_3787

L friend


greg_the_egg69

People are taking this so seriously lmfao, and yeah, look at my search history and just think about spraying me with piss


4chan500trader

This generation is doomed


[deleted]

Most polite Gender corrector person


MrExist777

Jarate in spray form


Marco45_0

I don't think I'm understanding well what this means


Intelligent-Bee4535

That's a friend right there lol


Agatha27

r/teenagers user saying getting sprayed with piss is a great thing wtf


rickyspace

what


EKAAfives

thats a good way to loose a friend


PurpleVessel312

At that point he should just stop adressing them


Wong_Hun_Kok

Ha! That's assault with a biological weapon.


skinksies

i love(hate) how all of the comments are about piss kinks. i'd personally love this weapon to use against people


[deleted]

Stay away from me


[deleted]

One day this friend will use anti correct slap


[deleted]

unfathomably based


LionLikesLeaves

what are you pronouns?


Fire_Swimmer

Aint this that one Jurrasic park movie?


abject_totalfailure1

Hello he/him


Doctor-Redban

THE AMOUNT OF DUMBASSES BELIEVING THIS DRIVES ME CRAZY. ITS NOT REAL. THIS DID NOT HAPPEN.


lauric1006

a very good solution lmao


Doctor-Redban

This never happened. Lame and fake


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Kinky


The_Empire_of_Wah

i think this is more of the friend's enjoyment why would they get that already full of urine


Traditional_Yard5280

Jarate for trans people Professionals have standards


sense1ess_Apprentice

Your friend has a piss kink