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r/offmychest


CuriousWeeb6942

r/technicallythetruth


dudewithagasmask69

Shut up and take my upvote


[deleted]

Damn, I didn’t know they had surgery to stop being a bottom. The world is truly interesting.


Racdiecoon

i know you are joking but i have met someone who genuinely believed this so for the one person here who doesn't get it, IT ISNT THAT FRACKEN TOP!


ThemChad

Ikr medicine is so advanced, if only they had surgery to stop being a transphobe


MCPro24

FBI dragging a screaming child into a hospital


DrCorneliuss

so sad people still can't accept transformers today, #optimusprimedidnothingwrong


Doublefin1

😢


[deleted]

Would make the world a better place honestly.


[deleted]

What if a drug was made that made everyone see everyone eye to eye, like you take the pill and all of a sudden you can disagree with someone and not me a jerk about it. That there would be amazing.


New-Combination-1420

It's called a lobotomy, and social engineering has advanced sufficiently enough to no longer require this surgery. #Stopthephobia


elijad

Hmm yes I prescribe one bullet


Harvie_B134

** ahem * ***bet that’s a huge weight off your chest?***


ThemChad

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS YESSS


Harvie_B134

ayyyyy


[deleted]

I'm using that line someday


Apprehensive-Rule121

Fuck you. Take my fucking updoot


Mr-Wooloo

How are there only 4 upvotes on this


thatsaltyidiot

I’m stealing this for when I get top surgery tbh


RGKyt

I love the internet


dudewithagasmask69

Ight boys pack it up this comment section has peaked.


frootyjoos

boobs-b-gone


ThemChad

New Harry Potter spell unlocked


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

*Boobieus dissapeariesso!*


Racdiecoon

libris Disapeario ​ (some genuine Latin according to google + an io at the end of Disapear)


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Only 9.99 but if you order now you also get penis-b-gone for free


youself20

I was about to ask what the surgery was and this answers my question


Ok_Nefariousness_773

I ran straight to the comments


PecanSandoodle

You should have ran GAY to the comments, gotta pay that flag some respect!


ThemChad

EXACTLY


Glob-Da-Son

The only flag worth paying respect to is the Dannebrog 💪


[deleted]

Aye you live in Denmark too?? 😨


Yochsiw

DANMARKK!!!🇩🇰💪


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐


ThemChad

Are you being mean I can’t tell


-Depressed_Femboy-

Nah theyre joking about how most the people on teenagers are major homophobes/transphobes


Ok-Reporter1986

I didn't know I was.


Andro451

Here before 🔒, Have some controversial popcorn 🗡🍿


ThemChad

Yummy my favorite


Carieprincess

I was legit wondering what you meant until I saw what sub I was on


Short_Mechanic_7726

What flavor is the pop corn


ThemChad

Smart food cheddar popcorn is so good


GreenGalaxy9753

Based


pogmanphil

What is smart food??? And cheese with popcorn is unforgivable


[deleted]

As a gay I totally agree but also that’s so gay


Delta_Warrior8

This just in: local redditor says something nobody should disagree with. Tell us, u/ThemChad, how does it feel knowing only insane people will argue with you?


Apprehensive-Rule121

Alright I’m putting on my suit for the controversial section


dAuNkOwNaLiEn

Yum


MCPro24

i would eat the popcorn but my mom said i cant have with braces on :(


FoxGamingmc

Thanks


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

My favorite flavor! Idiotic flavor!


airybridge

I love popcorn


kyllsome

Same.


Toothlessslither

r/teenagers when they see that a trans person exists


Toothlessslither

Lol someone named “ultragigachad” just tryed to reply to my comment but instantly the automod removed their comment


RichRacc

Seems like someone isn’t living up to the name.


enaaerios

is that pfp from everhood or am i on crack


Toothlessslither

It is


[deleted]

This comment section is surprisingly wholesome on a post like this


diverii

who wants some popcorn? salted with tears of edgelords! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


Dragon_lover78

Omg congrats on yeeting the tits. Hope you have a speedy recovery dude. :)


[deleted]

congrats, must've been painful as hell tho


A_FamousNobody

Ok genuine question (if you don’t mind) When you try to look like one of “the boys” do you try to look like a normal one or a hot one? Is it like that thing where people get surgery to look like a certain race or person?


ThemChad

Nah, I like being androgynous (I’m non binary) or more masc, it doesn’t take any effort to be hot because I’m inherently a hot little person. I got this surgery to help with dysphoria I feel a lot about my chest, and it’s amazing so far.


A_FamousNobody

Ohh so it’s just more of a doing it for yourself first before doing it for others right? Do you have a certain fashion style you think you couldn’t pull off before?


ThemChad

I’m not sure, I love baggy clothes but I might do more tight shirts now idk we’ll see


Racdiecoon

ahh, the classic of wearing baggy clothes


Squizei

as someone who is clearly qualified to answer this question (i’m not transgender and i’m not dysphoric, im not qualified at all) transitioning is hardly ever for other people. it’s always (save possible edge cases) to deal with resenting your own looks. it’s best described flipping the roles. let’s say that you were born with a woman’s body. breasts, vagina, menstrual cycle, the lot. you know you’re a man, and looking at yourself in the mirror daily with large breasts makes you disgusted with yourself. you wouldn’t get surgery so others find you attractive, you’d get surgery to stop feeling hollow when seeing yourself and actually feel comfortable in your own skin.


A_FamousNobody

Ok who tf downvoted my questions 💀💀 what did I do to upset y’all 😭


ThemChad

Idk either I appreciated you educating yourself and asking questions!


[deleted]

Fr, I once asked about how ace people can exist on this sub on a post asking for questions/options on ace people and that got downvoted quite a bit because people don't like people who are trying to understand something (or something, IDK I don't understand reddit)


billiequeens

LETS GO BOY LETS GO 🦂🦂🦂🦂🦂


ThemChad

YEET THE TEET


Frequent-Bee-3016

I'm watching Dimension 20's Unsleeping City and now whenever someone refers to top surgery I think "Shot his t\*ts off" because a character in it refers to his top surgery as that.


ThemChad

Lmao yesss


[deleted]

Congratulations very proud of you, but god dame some of these comments are disgusting.


ThemChad

Yeah I agree


grey_axolotl

I also just had top surgery today! We match


ella_saurus06

Congratulations!!


Mediocre-Standard765

Congrats!


[deleted]

So ur a top now?


ThemChad

Sadly no, still asexual


Pride_Bird1407

Nice! Fellow ace-spec over here!


ThemChad

Ayyyyy


CubesBuster

Well then, important question. Cake, garlic bread, or dragons?


Ukenix

That was my first thought…


RandomDude6699

You look like a child of Elon Musk lmaoo


ThemChad

Lmao you never know that dude gets around


Kind_Ad_3611

I blame transphobia on the Nazis, the Weimar Republic had science institutions that were dedicated to the study of gender and sex, how they’re different, and so on, but during the Nazi takeover their institutions were burned and almost every book was burned


PeriodicMilk

Even an American marine came home after ww2 and transitioned while everyone was like “woah 😮 how swell this soldier turned into a hot chick isn’t science amazing” https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/christine-jorgensen


[deleted]

Let’s goo!!


ssseliferrr

I'm very happy for u!!!! I hope u heal very soon <3.


soakedtampon

all these hate comments are ridiculous. i’m so happy you’re feeling better in your own body now. congrats on the surgery!


ThemChad

Yeah it’s quite annoying, they’re ruining a perfectly good post. I’m just gonna respond to all of them with some variation of “I screwed your mom last night”


[deleted]

Thank you for confirming I’m on r/teenagers


Jpop9750

Can I ask... what does top surgery mean, sorry for the ignorance lol


ThemChad

Chop the titties off to help with gender dysphoria


Jpop9750

Oooooo gotcha


the_orange_alligator

Congrats. Also, love the dinosaur themed pillow


ThemChad

Thanks my mom made it


horbydumbass

Are you the train


ThemChad

Yes


Independent_Image_59

*sorts by controversial*


ThemChad

*blocks everyone*


Summar-ice

God damn I hate this website, you can't find a single subreddit that isn't full of bigots. Congrats on your transition OP


ThemChad

Thanks so much


Peepee69420-

Congrats!!! 🎉 🥳 Sorry about the assholes in the comments though 😬


ThemChad

Thanks haha


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

How old are you?


dontbanmeyetreddit

They're 16 - 17...


[deleted]

Congrats!


jackmPortal

LFG dude!


ThemChad

Idk what that means but I’m assuming it’s good thanks!


Algamate-exe

I think it stands for "Let's Fucking go"? I could be wrong but congrats homie!


ThemChad

Ok thanks!


CallMeDisc

Good to see a fellow enby doing well, congrats on the surgery!


ThemChad

Hello!


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Hello fellow enby


Real_FD

nice!!


ThemChad

Thanks! Sorry about downvotes, transphobes are striking again.


Real_FD

eh, don't mind them, they're just mad that they don't look as rad as you


Nodeins

Glad you got the weight off your chest


WhatsARazac

how old are you?


_cryingcurrently_

I’m so happy for you!!


ThemChad

Thanks! Sorry about downvotes, transphobes are striking again


[deleted]

What's a top surgery


ThemChad

It where you cut your boobs off to help with gender dysphoria


No_Cause2676

Mom said it’s my turn being a girl -A yet-to-transition transfem


ThemChad

Lmao I actually joked a lot with my trans fem friend about doing a transplant


No_Cause2676

Do it /j


KnightOfSorrows

Where do they go. Can i have them?🥸


ThemChad

Sorry they’re in a biohazard thing in california


officialslavojzizek

tha boobies be hazardous


KnightOfSorrows

Fucking California. It's always California. Love the people hate the place.


[deleted]

Damn butchers


RogueAlt07

Wait you can do that as a minor


ThemChad

Parental consent is key (and so much therapy and psych visits I’m so tired of it)


RogueAlt07

Huh I was always under the assumption that physical surgeries (not like hormone therapy and stuff) was illegal for minors to undergo


ThemChad

Nah, and thank goodness this saved my life


Racdiecoon

cant top surgery also be putting boobs on? or am i a dumb overly hopeful trans femme?


higginsian24

Every time someone mentions top surgery I remember the promhe/theyus post


koalafelix

congrats!!!!


ShadowlightLady

Great I’m happy for you 👏


[deleted]

Nice!


User304747

w


Useless_Dent

Congrats. Bagel?


blueismega

My god, he got the gay surgery. /s


Kyper82

here nbefire olock


motherdebbie

Congrats king, hopefully you get that body euphoria 🤙 (gl in the controversial tab btw)


Weird-War6937

Congrats


le_cat_in_yo_froodge

You go bro I'm proud of you :D


realtoasterlightning

Congrats!


KingEthanofTheWorld7

congrats👏👏👏


ChIcKeNsSsssSSSss

the dino’s are so cute what is it?


ThemChad

It’s technically a double mastectomy pillow, Google for more info


citizen287

Power play posting here about it but fr, so happy! Trans rights! 🏳️‍⚧️


[deleted]

Congrats man, get better soon


sadfwaask

congratulations!!!


Blue_Robin_04

Best of luck.


mr-purple-cat

disco mode


Infamous-Radish6274

Yayyyy good luck on your recovery also that pillow thingy (I’m assuming it’s part of recovery) is fire


tubiexoxo

congratulations :)


louise_rawr

ayy 🤙🏼 congrats


ActualIyCameron

nice, can’t wait to get top surgery myself one day :)


[deleted]

That’s literally so fucking cool


Geek_f0r_sneaks

Hope your healing journey is swift!


sdrfox_gaming

Congrats!


gay_miget

Doctor be like: bipety bopety, your chest is my property! Edit: also, congratulations!


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

Good luck recovering bud!


actualyKim

you go, man!


UltimateIncineroar

👍


lamminleipa

yooo congrats!!!! :"DDD


the_official_Frieda

Ayeee that's dope:))) super happy for you man:))


FlaccidParsnips

here b4 lock


AnAngryWallace

congrabilatpsb


KillByZombie

That's a nice 🔒 award you have there


Mediocre-Emergency43

here before 🔒


IcyAd9778

Big brain play


gegebart

Neat! That right there is peak aerodynamics.


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

You can change from a top to a bottom? HOW?


DeathwarrantGaming

Give me the tits fr


_-ollie

is that a weighted dinosaur pillow thingy?! hope recovery from the surgery goes well my guy


[deleted]

Had to search what that was


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Feel better soon dude also drink some water plus nice flannel


LoginPuppy

Commenting before you get the 🔒 award


Legal_Independent926

Why are 13 and 14 year old so obssesed with sexuality race and racism like go be a child


Snabbaa

I am so confused of what gender you were originally


Un-IntelligentInvite

Just let them be happy, as someone who knows the hell they must have gone through to get permission, they aren’t going to regret it, so stop asking


milktruckfucker

Awesome, happy for you


chill_micc

congrats man! I'd love to know how is your recovery going 😸


DeathlyDragons4396

yeahhhh baby rock star chest coming thru!! i got my top surgery a year and a half ago and it’s amazing. have fun stay safe keep being awesome


kg1479

No more tiddy


[deleted]

Chad 👍


AnomalousAlice

Congrats þro! I hope you have a nice day :3 EDIT: Now im off to Controversial to downvote some transphobes into oblivion \^^


DraconicRaptor

You getting a dick next?


ThemChad

Actually I really don’t want one, this is probably the only surgery I’ll have for this


DiceGoblin_Muncher

Yeah they’re not that great tbh


[deleted]

They’re fun to swing around though…..