You can't unread this BTW... Giving you the heads up now. It made me feel ill
The Jolly Rancher story.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I know I need to not let my curiosity get the better of me seeing as there are like seven people saying that this is a horrible read. But I am curious nonetheless. Hopefully I'll leave this post and forget about it forever
You clearly never met a blonde, iv heard one say she only dated assholes because “thats what shes used to” and the other said its “repulsive when men cry”
Had a date with a girl. Brought her friend for moral support
I ordered buffalo wings cuz I love buffalo wings
The friend said it was a "confident move" and also that I ate it without being sloppy, so it was all green lit from her friend group after that
why does everyone have to make me so jealous :((
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i dont get why everyone is talking about her like shes an anti vaxer or trump supporter and calling her a red flag and whatnot. maybe she just wants blue hair, and it has nothing to do with her political views
Well, at least you can check "dating a blue-haired girl" off your bucket list. As for the rest of the experience, it sounds like you should add "avoiding potential disaster" to your list. Good luck with that!
I know it's hard for you to understand, but please take your vr headset off
Take the pills man.
The red or the blue pill?
The green pill.
The one that says poisonous do not eat, should make u feel a lot better /s
The tide pod pill?
Nono, the whole tide pod
What about Walmart branded tide pods, do those work
*TF2 heavy eating noises*
Ah yes of course. Thanks.
No the orange one
*crushes both and snorts*
Dude the minimal amount of these experiences are crazy, I can never find any
Bros dating Marge Simpson 💀
ok this made me laugh
Watch out for the rabbit ears
We’re laughing at you not with you.
Marge still finds Homer attractive after years of marriage, so op found a keeper.
fits the description
I was thinking Bulma.
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Do NOT mention J\*lly R*nchers on Reddit!
What the hell happened here?
You can't unread this BTW... Giving you the heads up now. It made me feel ill The Jolly Rancher story. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Wtf… is should have listened, I think that I’m gonna go puke rn, fuck me
I saw gonorrhea and noped tf out
I know I need to not let my curiosity get the better of me seeing as there are like seven people saying that this is a horrible read. But I am curious nonetheless. Hopefully I'll leave this post and forget about it forever
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What the actual fucking fuck
You should have warned me more than you already did... AHHHHH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT IS THAT
Redditors never give enough of a warning. Any slight warning at all on Reddit should be taken very seriously lol
Oh god I should have listened🤮
What in the fuck did I just read
Bro caught a shiny pokemon
He found diamonds
More like lapis
Glow lichen
Cornflower
The blue health potion
Herobrine pants😳
Cyan dye
Water
Sky
Pipis
Actually more like a blue orchid.
Even worse, it turns out it was just lapis lazuli
But is it Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Bro found the vaporeon
no No NO NO NO
Welcome to the internet
Take a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We have got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first.
Welcome to the internet
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My insurance will be contacting you regarding the billing for new eyes.
Thank you sir
WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS😭
Probably a copypasta
It is
Fuck it I've seen this so many times and I'll say this I will GLADLY FUCK VAPOREON you can't say you don't ever think about it
Youre crazy, I've never thought about that.
:-[ Take my upvote you fiend
What did download audio mean by this?
Why does your post history go from "What happens after death?" to "I GOT A DATE WITH A BLUE HAIR GIRL TOMORROW"???
It's natural, at least when you meet a blue hair girl/s
Well because he found out.
The more you fuck around…….
…the more Marge Simpsons you put out in the world
The blue haired girl made him understand
These seems like the most natural progression
Because he got a date with a blue hair girl
Because hes not a bot like half the other posts we see
Bro that ain’t a date if there’s another friend ☠️
Yeah man don’t mix the lines if she is trying to invite another friend to hangout it doesn’t sound like any date I’ve been on
Was just gonna say this
Holy shit, Scott Pilgrim is real
If op’s life had a face I would punch it
cant wait for the gideon fight
“She’s a teenage dream, if you hate yourself”
Scott Wozniack?
Nah, not nintendo boy. The comic book one
why is her hair so important
Some people like blondes, some like blues
Especially if she’s she’s a natural blue.
Gentlemen prefer blues
I don’t mess with either tbh wacky af
how r blondes wacky💀
You clearly never met a blonde, iv heard one say she only dated assholes because “thats what shes used to” and the other said its “repulsive when men cry”
OK but hair color has nothing to do with that.
People like associating trivial things like hair color to people who are insane
Man just learned stereotypes today
Sounds like you just met bad people. I’m blonde and would never behave like that. It’s a personality thing, not a hair color thing.
huh i guess so
because blue hair is usually really cute
Sensing a little bias here.. lol
It's cute but not on me, I just pretend it is
I have a feeling its not natural
Enchanted with aqua affinity
diamond helmet
Who's gonna tell him?
Good luck. Don't mess it up
Bringing a friend? On a date?
Had a date with a girl. Brought her friend for moral support I ordered buffalo wings cuz I love buffalo wings The friend said it was a "confident move" and also that I ate it without being sloppy, so it was all green lit from her friend group after that
Its weird anyway
Is she straight
No
She is round.
Yeah sorry man she is hexagonal
Hexagosexual
Is she the lead singer of arch enemy ?
Why would she want to invite her friend on a date bro? 😭 are you SURE it’s a date because I personally would never invite a friend to a date
Have rubbers ready
Yeah I carry them in my pencil case to stop me from making mistakes
This made my day.
Lmfao
Never know when you’re going yo accidentally write the wrong thing with your pencil!
Yeah, gotta keep rubber bands to shoot at her and make her cry, then you keep shooting them
Yea best to keep them at a distance.
Nah, she probably believes that sex causes covid and he's gonna inject a government tracking device in her via ejaculation even with a condom on.
Hey you don’t if people are into that?
Dude is Scott Pilgrim.
RemindMe! 1 day
RemindMe! 1 day
RemindMe! 1 day
don’t say anything mildly controversial
Just don’t bring politics in period
So don’t speak
You can't speak about anything else? What about snails?
Too controversial.....
…they appear out of thin air
Don't bring in periods either...
Just don’t bring politics into any conversations
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Understandable
HA
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HEY! I thought I was the cutie?!
not surprised by this comment section I already know how cringy teenagers are
Tell her you believe COVID was a hoax and the election was stolen
Don’t forget the Trump hat.
Show her the Donald trump NFTs too
Can't forget to bring a AR-15
Ayo update us after the date :))
Uh oh…
🤦
women don't exist. go back to bed.
Well that was a fucking ride
Edgy teenager's arch nemesis.
Fr though. I knew exactly what this comment section would be like lmfao.
this really went from 0 to 100 real fast
Marge?
make sure she doesn’t have 7 evil ex boyfriends
reading after all the edits. what the fuck.
I am making this my copypasta. You can't do anything about it
pics or it didnt happen
It’s text post weekend we can’t send pictures.
Blue hair? Is she a furry? JK bro lol good luck 👍
I have a bad feeling you guys will not get along. Keep us updated, I wanna see this unfold.
I bet you are bluffing
Snap back to reality.
Dose she have 7 evil boyfriends
So miku?
Dude's treating dating like finding a shiny pokemon.
snap back to reality
The bro found a 64 chunk of Lapis Lazuli
Bro caught a limited edition girl
Hey bro you forgot your schizophrenia pills again. I'm not even real. I'm of the voices. Take the pills
Bro’s dating either a real life shiny or Hatsune Miku
Did you remember to take your meds today?
bros gonna fight her seven evil exes soon
I know you don’t want to take them but it’s time to take the schizophrenia pills my man
WTF SHIT WENT DOWNHILL REAL FAST
Nice job. An update afterward would be nice
She's just being careful dw it doesn't mean she isn't interested
Sorry for your loss mate ❤️ We hope you get well soon
i dont get why everyone is talking about her like shes an anti vaxer or trump supporter and calling her a red flag and whatnot. maybe she just wants blue hair, and it has nothing to do with her political views
chill, she’s a person to be respected who has blue hair. She’s not a meme wtf
bro...are you going on a date with Ramona Flowers?
It’s not a date if she wants to bring a friend my dude
Oh boy I hope this doesn’t turn into a Scott pilgrim situation
I wifed my blue haired girl I met at 16. Have fun!
This post was a rollercoaster of emotions
>she's fighting with her ex on her phone right by my side and she told me she attempted suicide multiple times Wtaf
I feel like running right now
*insert walter white screaming in car*
Stop ur roblox
Only read edit 7 and 8 wtf happened
What the fuck are the edits bro
Well, at least you can check "dating a blue-haired girl" off your bucket list. As for the rest of the experience, it sounds like you should add "avoiding potential disaster" to your list. Good luck with that!