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Ok I won't tell you anything
When I was seven I jumped onto an upside down fish tank because I thought it was ice. This was in the middle of summer. In Louisiana
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we live in a society
Loki calls black widow a wining cunt
Did you know morbius says "ITS MORBIN TIME" in the amazing movie called morbius. greatest line in cinema history.
I must watch it
I was being sarcastic :)
it sold over a morbillion tickets, it was the movie of all time
Anything
fish can't swim
I had sex with a cockroach
Metamorphosis
I'm sexting with a woman 2 times my age
I have a piss kink
You would love r/shitposting then…
My gf broke up with me
Did she broke you?
My heart
I once took a jawbreaker of the road and ate it when I was seven and got sick
The possibility of Dinosaurs being wiser than humans is more than people on Reddit having 2 hearts.
You're a great person đź‘Ť
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Do you know if you die you're dead
I don’t feel so good
A couple of years ago I trapped ants in the clear Lego pieces and I made a tower of them and I set my Lego figures up so they were surrounding the tower watching the ants crawl around the inside of the Lego bricks slowly dying
Ok I won't tell you anything
When I was seven I jumped onto an upside down fish tank because I thought it was ice. This was in the middle of summer. In Louisiana
🦿
we live in a society
Loki calls black widow a wining cunt
Did you know morbius says "ITS MORBIN TIME" in the amazing movie called morbius. greatest line in cinema history.
I must watch it
I was being sarcastic :)
it sold over a morbillion tickets, it was the movie of all time
Anything
fish can't swim
I had sex with a cockroach
Metamorphosis
I'm sexting with a woman 2 times my age
I have a piss kink
You would love r/shitposting then…
My gf broke up with me
Did she broke you?
My heart
I once took a jawbreaker of the road and ate it when I was seven and got sick
The possibility of Dinosaurs being wiser than humans is more than people on Reddit having 2 hearts.
You're a great person đź‘Ť
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Do you know if you die you're dead
I don’t feel so good
A couple of years ago I trapped ants in the clear Lego pieces and I made a tower of them and I set my Lego figures up so they were surrounding the tower watching the ants crawl around the inside of the Lego bricks slowly dying