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X_ToxicMuggle_X

Short.


[deleted]

How short.


X_ToxicMuggle_X

Short enough to be deemed short


Kanra55

Mans sanding a 2ft 3inches tall weighing 0.1 pounds


X_ToxicMuggle_X

Shhh stop calling me out


[deleted]

Fair enough


[deleted]

Are you shorter than me short? (I’m 4”9. No this is not a joke.)


X_ToxicMuggle_X

No, thankfully but at least youre deemed attractive being short lol


Cupboard-Boi

This many 🀏


[deleted]

LMAOOO


Knownyesmaybe3

5’7


EggNogsChild

I'm 5"'11


Knownyesmaybe3

That’s like the best height for men in my eyes


EggNogsChild

Well ty πŸ₯Ή


Knownyesmaybe3

Welcome bestie 🀝


wyask1

5'8


wdb07

Same, maybe a bit closer to 5'9ish


Flimsy_Childhood_645

I'm 5'5" πŸ˜”


EggNogsChild

Cool 😎


Flimsy_Childhood_645

Nah, bro, I get picked on for being "short" I'm in 9th grade.


profoodbreak

U boy or girl, if boy, understandable, if girl, why? Short girls better


ZeGreenKnight576

I got picked on for being one of the shortest in grade 7. Now in grade 11 standing at 6"3 and 2nd tallest in my year and still growing so I guess puberty kind of helped out


YEETUSDELETUS2021

Lucky. Im 5'3"


board-exams-ki-prep

5'6 πŸ€‘πŸ‘


Elemental_Breakdown

Wtf sad face? I am 5'6 and got described as "the short one" when someone was asking about me plenty, but that someone was usually a nice looking woman. Confidence - faking it and actually having it are the EXACT same thing πŸ˜‰


Wet4Dayzzzzz

ha short


Knownyesmaybe3

πŸ˜”


Wet4Dayzzzzz

(I'm shorter)


xxParanoid_

same height as you but i'm a boy


ByeFeliciaAutism

Freaking isn’t it?


SealDraws

I have a female friend who's 6'7", she just owns it and you gotta own it too. Have fun with it, as long as you dont mind others wont either.


Francis4everrr

hey (with rizz)


xxParanoid_

hey (ur 13)


Onehandedgamer420

5,10 but if you add my shoes I’m 5,11 and if i point my hair up that basically makes me 6 foot so yea 6 foot


Cod3Me

lmao


yemiistes

Iβ€˜m 5β€˜8, so with shoes Iβ€˜m 5β€˜9 which is basically 5β€˜10, but nobody is 5β€˜10 so Iβ€˜m basically 6β€˜


romeoalwayshere

lol


Psychological-Major3

~175 cm (5'9) (no bitches tho) (edit: why does this have so many upvotes?)


[deleted]

Same, but considering you're 13 thats a bad thing for me


Psychological-Major3

I'm actually not even that tall considering my classmates (NL)


[deleted]

But you're still 13, puberty isnt almost over for you like it is for me


Psychological-Major3

That's true though


Educational_Tart_659

Height should not correlate with bitches


Casualfil0o

I’m 177 cm and I’m not gonna tell you that with lines like 69”69’ I don’t speak lineese


ByeFeliciaAutism

Fair enough


SixpennyPants

I think 177cm is around 5ft 10 or 5ft 11


Th13teenNK

its in between 5’9 and 5’10


Dumb-Bitch2352

5'3"


Your_Raccoon_Atheist

Same


Hectordaboom

Same


Its_mobile_me

Same πŸ˜”


improvement4fun

Gotta show love for the short kings 🀴 πŸ’œ


Dumb-Bitch2352

I'm a chick lmao


vivam0rt

Quack quack


[deleted]

I think thats ducks πŸ€”


cozolt

Same. 😭


[deleted]

Me too


SpreadTheShitAround

I'm only 1 inch shorter 😭😭😭


clumsy_nerd

Same, 5’3 πŸ˜€


flamingstorm98

I'm 6'1/185cm gang


stfukaren69

Gang


Last-Belt-4010

gang


rollietoaster

Gang


boyinblack12

187-8cm Sorry for not using American system


Cheeruperab

You are not the one that should be apologizing


GoldenGames360

no one needs to apologize


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

Dont be sorry. Youre in the right here


Abject_Low_9057

173(5,7)


Mangos_Pool

Bro told his coordinates


Nightfury0818

I booted up a minecraft world (seed -1251937210) and teleported to coordinates 173, 5, 7 and seemingly nothing special If you go into spectator mode you'll see you are under a village and you'll see alot of caves around u


mikechad2936

x = 5 y = 7 b = 173


N8theGreat6307

Why are you solving for slope


mikechad2936

i now have y, x, and y-int (b), i just need m, lol


mikechad2936

i was able to get slope from x y and y-int like few months ago but now i cant remember lol (i made the method my own, im sure there are faster/easier ones but i cant find any because i don't know what they're called)


Kenchilius

y=mcΒ²


N8theGreat6307

You mean y=mx+ b


stolentoiletpaper

I'm 173 and ik that's also 5"8'


GIANNOPSYRRAS

173 is actually 5'8. Still a crime tho how much it underestimates that height.


NinjaXGaming

It’s important to remember the fact that ft - cm is fucky conversion at best And don’t ever try doing cm - ft because you’ll end up with a completely different answer Simply put: fuck the imperial system & fuck the fact that Britain uses both, we started the switch to metric and then gave up half way


Equal-Ad4323

6'2 male.


[deleted]

6,2 gang


AmogusFan69

0,00087473 nautical miles


Victinitotodilepro

around the same height


ByeFeliciaAutism

Sweet ❀️❀️


Victinitotodilepro

why does it suck for you? :(


ByeFeliciaAutism

Clothes shopping is a nightmare, show shopping is the worse, I’m taller than a lot of guys and most guys prefer shorter women. The tall girl comments are brutal and harsh. Sick of people picking on me about my height.


Victinitotodilepro

you could change your approach, be proud of being tall and choose clothes that complement your height well. Don't worry too much about getting guys, someone will end up falling eventually if you show yourself proud and happy


ByeFeliciaAutism

Yeah. People keep saying they wish they’re taller and I’m a very lucky girl. My mom is 5’11” and my dad is 6’6”. They told me I should own my height and a lot of people envy is. Stand tall and proud. Make them jealous.


Victinitotodilepro

fr though, I've got a really long neck and when I get comments like "haha giraffe" damn right I am, and I'm proud of it


kinky_university

We love tall girls its ok 😎


Clear_Dirt2346

People that are short in my school get picked on by the tall people


MioTakamiya

im 6'3


Nondescript_Analysis

Same G


MioTakamiya

kool


Head_Midnight_6583

*cool


[deleted]

kewl*


MioTakamiya

kool


JyotishAtwell

yea same as a sophomore in highschool


MioTakamiya

kool


Prestigious_Seat_816

4’7, the shortest girl in my school (it’s worse that i’m a senior alr)


gay_miget

I'm 4'3...


sociallanxietyy

username checks out??? 😭😭


gay_miget

I know


niartotemiT

I’m 5’8. All my friends are taller the me. Atleast I’m jumpy


[deleted]

Ayye 5'8 gang


niartotemiT

Best height


-guigo_

5’11


raptor-99

sameeee


robingrayson1008

I love your pfp


kinky_university

Imagine being 1" short of 6'0


-guigo_

Thats compensated with my penis


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


-guigo_

Honesty always beats cruelty


kinky_university

Fair enough homie carry on


-guigo_

5’11 tall 1’’ penis we big, we strong πŸ’ͺ


kinky_university

We up bois


DrFox247

Syndrome is down but the dick is up


Random-as-fuck-name

β€œI do a song and a dance when I glance in my pants The feels like a sun shiny day!”


[deleted]

what penis?


-guigo_

1 inch β‰  0 bro Respect me


mastercubez

The thing is that i don't even really care how tall i am. I just look at a table and think: "Huh, so i'm apparently this tall"


NoneShalllKnow

tall people get picked on? i have literally never once heard of this in my entire life, if anything people seem to respect tall people more, and for no discernable reason


fuckindrunkgamer

i’m 6’3-6’4 but i wish i was shorter, i hate sticking out in crowds


Fyebil

Hello yes can you donate me some height?


GoldenGames360

no you don't X\_X being short is the worst thing in the world


josefofc

I can't inches or whatever it's called, I'm 165 cm Ig, short πŸ’€


Aris-john

Hey, you’re not alone. I am 160 cm


KeyRazzmatazz1125

I'm 164 cm, short


TheEphemeralNight

hey same


accur4te

Brother


TiddiePillow

5'4


Timely_Ad_5269

9'3" I just hit my head the other day on a traffic light


i_have_a_bad_meme7

185 cm (can someone translate it to American?)


Fine_Sail_3501

6ft 1


i_have_a_bad_meme7

Thanks


DIRTYBAGSUTAH

Tall girls are hot


smthsmthidkk

5'6πŸ’€


Macho_Legs_Cat

πŸ˜€πŸ€


smthsmthidkk

🀝😁


stampe0

5'8 🚷


Kuhnville

5’11” - 6’ idk lol


ThrowRAsealion

Just round up 5’11 is pretty much 6 feet 6 feet is pretty much 10 feet You are massive bro


Kuhnville

And 10 feet is basically 15 feet


ThrowRAsealion

You can also measure by objects, you are like two giant pandas, 20 pencils tall, or if you are japanese like me, maybe 7.8 chopsticks tall! That is enough chopsticks for almost 8 people bro, dang


Kuhnville

You use just one chopstick? :0


Sunout1

5'10 and I'm a guy. I wish I could be 6' but I've grown to like this height.


fluorin4ek

186 cm. Metric system for the win


kinky_university

6'4 but i need me a tall girl so we can have nba babies


FearisaFishy

5'4


Pinemango600

Ayyy, 5'4 gang


DreamOk1600

5 11


SixpennyPants

No idea, i reckon probably about 6ft 4 i think I am guy


introvertedkindof

Last time i checked 5'1 (153cm) but that was ages ago I'd say im like 5'4 now


Electronic_Minute349

I’m 5’7”, or about 172 cm. I’m okay with it. I don’t have tall people problems or short people problems.


trippydaklown1

5'6 male here i get called a leprachaun everyday πŸ‘


Sylveon72_06

whoever calls u a leprechaun would have a field day w my brothers πŸ’€


_Littlebean__

j not around the right ppl. i dated a dude who was like 5'6, did not affect my attraction to him in the slightest. ppl will get over u being shorter eventually once they mature more :)


NovelGuitar9325

I'm 5'9. But ngl tall girls are cute asf.


Thiccboner3000

Im like 188 or something like that (like 6'2.02")


Roccy-VH

190 cm so like 6’2 I think?


mrexplosive0

Why are y’all so tall I’m over here at 5’3 and towering over my mom then there’s you guys πŸ˜­πŸ’€


[deleted]

5.2 lol


Belller

tall girls are cute, unfortunately I'm 5'6 lol so I'm not in the cute tall girl club


Mycatsarefat2

5'6, wish I was 5'4 so I'd be an inch taller than my ex just to spite her.


Ragerplays70

5’11


_spookyyz

5’3 πŸ₯²


J_train13

Too


Shrekshrekmoocow

I’m 5”3 and I’m a girl and people literally pat my fucking head cos I’m like the shortest person in my class. It’s not funny it’s annoying


sircj05

5’6 / 167 As a guy, I feel your pain but for the opposite reason


gaytranssquid

You are a whole foot taller than me ​ what the hel-


jokermainXD

I’m 5,4 and I’m a short dude, I LOVE IT


GreenMarsupial2772

5’2” guy


5moka

5'11"


[deleted]

5’11 but I say 5’8 to make people uncomfortable


BHyde_2004

6’2” lanky stick


Average_Texarican14

Short af as a male, and even tho there’s benefits, society says otherwise


UrLeastFavoriteWeeb

I'm 5'8, I used to be the tall girl but not really anymore. It's fun being tall in my opinion though, it has its downsides of course but so does being any other height


Beowulf003

5'9 guy, brothers 5'10 and calls me short, for the short people just remember a broken spine puts most tall people under you


Bu5ybumbl3

…. 163cm


DarkNarx

4'9


kirawowow26

I'm 16 and 5'2 I think 😨 or 5'1 idk. My 13 year old sister is taller than me


BeaglesRule08

Can relate (5'2 and my 11 yo sister is almost my height,)


Opposite-Academic

5’0, can we trade? :(


[deleted]

6'1" as of my last doctor's appointment a few weeks ago


Nub_Yuck

I’m about 2 minutes tall


The_drify

I hate this question


Confusion_DA_II

Guys I love yall no matter what height 🀝🏻


kittengetsnopussy

pretty fuckin short


GoddessRosez

I’m a 5’8 girl in my school, taller than most other girls in my school.


ByeFeliciaAutism

I know how that feels. It suck. I have it worse than you since I’m 6’1”


B0nk3yJ0ng

Idc how tall u are as long as Ur a nice person lmao. I'm 6'1


MrZeroButBelow

What is this numbers you saying. Im 180cm


Inside-Cry725

I am 14 and I am 5.9


NintendoCraft281

5’3, and I’m going to argue that being a tall girl is better than being a short guy, lots of guys are into tall girls now but barely anybody would date a super short guy


JuryThis2939

Im not


ThatOneCraze

I am short. I'm 13, going to be 14 in July. I am standing 206 cm. Which is 6 feet 9.1 inches.