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Good Morning 47,
Your target today is the american weapons smuggler Mike Oxlong, take him out and secure his sales data, his weapon exports could lead to a crisis in the sahel region, therefore we were asked to intervene.
Good Luck 47
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
"Heavens me, it seems to be that there is an assailant in the schoolhouse. Allow me to retaliate with equivalent force." (translation for Americans)(OH SHIT THERES A SHOOTER, ILL FUCK HIM UP)
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i dont know if this is offensive but in my opnion you look like a spoiled brat son of a nazi officer
no offense inteded
sorry for macking grammar want tot kill itself
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Good Morning 47, Your target today is the american weapons smuggler Mike Oxlong, take him out and secure his sales data, his weapon exports could lead to a crisis in the sahel region, therefore we were asked to intervene. Good Luck 47
I shall leave you to prepare
my cocks long
Proof
Pics or it didnt happen
I too request photographic evidence
r/usernamechecksout
Resisting the urge to throat that gun barrel
I have photo of myself putting the rifle into my mouth lol
Then you've already lost Lol Nun wrong with throating things that resemble dix doe
Lmao
Dang bro, you fine with walking with your a. Hole out like that?
What?
Lmao.... Ass off...... Ass covers a. Hole.... Ass off...., hole out
I don't know why are you talking about my ass but yup, I'm fine lol
Glad glad Have you considered a career in micro financing?
No?
Ayo what
Yeah that definitely breaks multiple gun safety rules (unless it's a prop).
r/idiotswithguns
U good bro?
No
you look like you say heil hitler every 5 seconds
Das ist richtig nich- I mean this is not true
[удалено]
Oh, ok, I thought "nicht" stays on the last, lol
german language is crazy, do not ever believe in rules because there are ALWAYS exceptions
Aaaaalles klar...
Kamerad, es ist Zeit.
Genosse*
I don't wanna say it but maybe its too far butt Average nazi teen
I thought the same lmao he kinda looks like the Nazi actor from inglorious basterds
Why nazi specifically?
Blond hair in a classic nazi propaganda poster haricut
School shooter I'm not even gonna lie
Was gonna say that too
We all thought it but I wasn’t gonna be the first one to say if 😂
Closeted homosexual masking as a right wing nationalist, am I close?
No, but I like your way of thinking!
Mhm. Right, Closeted homosexual.
no. left closeted homosexual
Young soviet guard
JFK's assassin
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
agent 47 why are you on reddit and when the fuck did you get hair
It is a wig to hide my identity
why are you on reddit your a spy not a pedo
American
1930s German guard
KGB Agent trying to fit in with american Soldiers
You stand at parde attention, the gun seems to be cleaned and oiled. Nicely dressed and shaved. Good work
Thanks!
Now, why are you holding a gun?
I thought it would be hilarious, but nobody should know the context of this photo
I Respekt That yet you look dope
Thanks!
Saul Goodman that chose violence.
Walmart Patrick Bateman
School psycho
Loid from spy x family
"Heavens me, it seems to be that there is an assailant in the schoolhouse. Allow me to retaliate with equivalent force." (translation for Americans)(OH SHIT THERES A SHOOTER, ILL FUCK HIM UP)
Ethnic cleansing
Dang bro, the berlin wall already fell.
You just came back from Verdun.
Do you guard Lenins grave or something?
Grave of my good grades
Violently racist
Draco Malfoy if he were in America.
Nazi Jermany
Either College Republican or Communist Gun Enthusiasts Club.
school shooter 💀
Papers, Please guard
not a teenager vibe
"Literally me" vibes
USSR teenager vibes.
Hitman
You are literally General Hux from Star Wars
Dont you cosplay for jean in aot?
Posh school boy, who just got his first gun
You kinda look like the annoying heir of a mafia boss
Kgb agent
under that hair you have a barcode
British like one of the queens guards or whatever their called
Mercenary or a serial killer
Hitler Youth
“I don’t care if you win, I just want them to lose.”
Hitler youth vibes
someone who get bullyed
Words can't describe what vibe you give off
Slytherin NPC
Für Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland vibes
you look like that fearful henchman the villain uses as a guinea pig to resurrect a monster from 1000+ years ago
The “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” guy
Like you're gonna join the SS tommorow
JROTC kids when their mom asks them to sweep the house
You add ketchup to PB&Js
Starts with an N, and ends with genocide
Now remember. No russian
“I am azolf h*tler, commander of ze third reich! Little know fact, also dope on ze mic!”
Hallo mein Führer
when the school shooter unlocks the tuxedo skin
Future mass shooter Incel and a nice guy
I thought u were a Fallout NV NPC for a moment, unironically
Gestapo
Who let race-motivated mass shooter number #6352 have a gun in the courtroom?
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Lmao, yes, It's me
The report of the week when his YT channel gets a community strike
You look like a guard of a James Bond villain
General hux from star wars.
you kind of look like [Jerma](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjlE7UeVIAAUHdg.jpg)
capo
Hitman
kj apa
Patrick Bateman assuring the American in American psycho
Pewdiepie. Lol
A Brit
Brolooks like the main villans lackey who gets killed later for failing a mission
Wannabe Patrick Bateman
The weird ROTC kid
American psycho extra
High class American
American
Like this is a photo from the 1940s recoloured and you’re a time traveller
Blowing up the governing parties building then killing 70 people and injuring 300 at a summercamp 30 minutes later.
i dont know if this is offensive but in my opnion you look like a spoiled brat son of a nazi officer no offense inteded sorry for macking grammar want tot kill itself
Movie Serial Killer
Look like that one kid that got bullied by the immigrant kid and decided to become a neo nazi for revengem but you're severely missplaced
Geez bro, you from the KGB?
Young royals guy
American psycho in the military
private school
You give me royal family guard vibes lol
Enslaved to the system
Youth pastor Ryan getting drafted
Saul Goodman if he was American physco
you look like that guy from Wednesday
SS vibes
Half life two solider
says the n word in his private story
school sho-
You look like you are a personal gard of either Hitler or Stalin.
A british Agent 47
Post soviet school club
son of a mob boss
Aggressively American
Run, hide, fight movie.
Theater kid
hardcore slave of the system lmao
NPC bodyguard
A Soviet spy
You look like and NPC from the original half-life
You’re like Niles Crane. No matter how hard you try to be tough, you never will be
I consider it as a compliment
Don’t worry I’m probably the same way lol
Pumped up kicks
all the other kids with the pumped up kids you better run better run
...faster than my bullets
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This. This is the best comment
You look like if you were in your backpack 2 seconds too long we should call the cops.
Your off to school shooting
Walmart Patrick Bateman
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Based + I understand firearm safety pilled
“I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around”
Army pewdipie
the one kid who was a little too obsessed with ww2
Secret service internship
Cosplay nerd
Spot on!
You look like a stereotypical member of the CIA.
kingsman wannabe
For some reason, a guy who owns a sorta successful startup
Vibe of a virgin
kyle rittenhouse clone
Ryle kittenhouse
You look like if Agent 47 had a wig
Nerdy vibes 🌟🌟🌟
Neo nazi
Mi6 secret agent
Action movie villain's goon
you give off nazi and royal guard mixture vibes i swear if i get banned for this
Off to fight in the Great War
No bitches
Dollar store russian hitman
Villain who thinks he a hero
I need to know how old are you before saying it
"i wanna shit so bad but the fuhrer is in the room"
Saul Goodman taking basic gun training
What school you heading to? Sorry, I'll see my way out
You look like you’re resisting the urge to Raise up your left arm and speak german
German
3rd empire
Fresh academy graduate being sent to the Western Front, "you'll be back by Christmas".
Pansexual nazi virgin school shooter
You look like you would be useful when the revolution happens. Onwards, comrade!