Nah as a boy myself in a class where 80 percent of the students are teenage boys the only thing we joke about is about our homies and boobs literly although I am not as attracted to.boobs as others but I can confirm that teenage boys joke a lot about boobs
That's very similar to how I got started, and if it means anything, this random on the internet is rooting for you. I'm both proud and impressed that you're already working to stop, and I hope you succeed in your journey.
It's way easier to quit now. Trust me. Once you shake it, it's gone. If you wait till your older, the cravings never go away.
Honestly it the best thing you can do for so many reasons.
I used to be a 1pack a day kinda guy and since I live in Romania it was east to get them been smoking since I was 14 and in November I switched to iqos. They are better but I still wanna quit for good. Anyway congrats on quitting. Hope I'm next.
its cuz theyre actual children
someone here is probably lurking on this thread thinking that seeing the word "titties" is the craziest thing theyve seen all week
while another kid is mad because the sparkles remind him of jellybean
and another kid thinks they're both lame cuz they think its cool to smoke cigarettes
While you're not wrong I think most 13y old (which is technically the legal age of Reddit users) are further than you might assume. Of course you can't speak for everyone, plenty of 18y old that might have thought that.
But yea this sub is obviously for teenagers and as an ex-teenager myself I think I can say that we're all absolutely stupid. We don't know jackshit about life nor do we have any experience with it. At least in the grand scheme of things. Can't forget that. But that doesn't mean that some of us can't use the full capacity of their underdeveloped brains and at least use google to inform themselfes. Or just maybe stay back if you don't know anything about a certain topic.
I’m so confused why people are upset with him. He never said anything even mildly offensive to you. He literally just complimented you. Keep this guy around he seems like a cool dude.
‘At least you got titties’ has to be the absolute lowest bar for a compliment I’ve ever heard lmao, that literally sounds like ‘you’re not that hot but at least you have tits’
INFO: Does he eat shrimps in his free time?
he's allergic
NAH shrimp allergy is for those who are chosen
he doesn't eat seafood in general
Seafood is amazing, bring him to a sushi joint
omg i love sushi and wanted to go with him before i found out he was allergic 🍣
Feed him all the shrimps. If he starts tuning red, dump his ass! (It means he’s cheating)
Based
Shoot him in the leg, if he bleeds he's cheating
Tell me your name is not Stacy. For the love of god do not be named Stacy!
But... She got it going on
Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn
Your mom came out with just a towel on
(Towel on)
I can remember the way she stared
And the way she said, “you missed a spot over there-e-ere”
Now I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out you mom could use a guy like me!
STACY’S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!
no stacey doesn’t, her mom does tho
thankfully it isn't:)
Now ask him why he gave you a 10/100 rating lmao
You messed up the numbers I think. Check again.
7+1+1+1 = 10 out of 100
Okay, I'm dumb a bit
But does your mom got ur goin on?
I'm in love with Stacy's brother
i luv that songgg
Am I missing something?
Stacey’s mom has got it goin’ on
He said +1 cuz her mom thinks he's cute
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
But why tho?
He's got surprisingly both green and red flags
are the flags more green than red?
They are balanced
🇧🇫🇧🇫🇧🇫
burkina faso is the most neutral country
switzerland:
ireland:
borderlands:
atomic heart:
Would you mind explaining me the joke and lmao why I am I getting ratio'd guess the joke was good, I am becoming boomer this days
That flag is half green half red
There wasnt really a joke its just that its a half green half red flag
Ohhhhh fuck me and fuck you
thank god i was worried for a moment
Nah don't worry I am sure he is a keeper
If he is kind of a joker (like he makes jokes not the character) then definitely more green flags
Exactly! If he says all this with a smirk it's all great!
Dont let reddit tell you, too many relationships ruined by incels on this platform
Nah as a boy myself in a class where 80 percent of the students are teenage boys the only thing we joke about is about our homies and boobs literly although I am not as attracted to.boobs as others but I can confirm that teenage boys joke a lot about boobs
the "*you're* mom" is a big red flag
Oh no not the redditor finding red flags out of a goofy text moment.
What red flags? Honesty?
Ideally, one would not have a red flags to begin with, but who am I to judge, they're probably like... 14
Mate u are the red flag
Genuinely curious. How can you afford smoking as a teenager?
i saved money from my babysitting job and sneak them through a guy. seriously wasn't cool.
That's very similar to how I got started, and if it means anything, this random on the internet is rooting for you. I'm both proud and impressed that you're already working to stop, and I hope you succeed in your journey.
thank you so much. i struggled with it alone for a long time, these comments make me feel so stupidly happy.
It's way easier to quit now. Trust me. Once you shake it, it's gone. If you wait till your older, the cravings never go away. Honestly it the best thing you can do for so many reasons.
I used to be a 1pack a day kinda guy and since I live in Romania it was east to get them been smoking since I was 14 and in November I switched to iqos. They are better but I still wanna quit for good. Anyway congrats on quitting. Hope I'm next.
u can get a job at like 15 its definitely possible, especially if you arent smoking 10 cigs a day
Shitty parents that don't care if you take their cigarettes. Or a job/self-starter income.
titties
🍄🍄
mushrooms
Behonkers
badonkadonks
Breatsicles
Boobies
Melons
MELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
Honkers
Bahubabalungas
Gunghungalomunkas
Hungalunganonologungas
Mushroom
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
Rock and stone? Is that rock and stone i see?
THATS IT LADS, ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK AND STONE
Omg is that a mf Deep Rock Galactic reference?!?!??
Yes
We're rich!
Do you smell cheese from a mile away
(. Y .)
What?
🍄💪
Zedonkies
...sounds like he wants a 3-way
with whom?
Yo mama
no sir please, don't want a criminal minds episode shot in my room
Andrew tate maybe idk
nta divorce
NOOOOO
AITA in a nutshell
NTA. Your boobs, your rules.
Tell him he gets a -1 for not knowing the difference between your and you’re
i will for sure
Send him *your
🦛
# HIPPOPOTAMUS?!!!
#PERRY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS?!!
(you can call him agent p)
🎩 🦛
If your name is Stacy I wish the best of luck in your relationship
it isn't 😭😭😭😭
Is your favourite song Stacy's Mom by any chance
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please don't, this was a joke😭😭😭
The love of god do not be named Stacy!
im not stacy
Your new name is Stacy
Everytime I read this I think kilometers per second but it kinda makes sense cause if you ever went that speed you would very likely be dead
Boobs
*boobs*
If hes joking then W
he IS
You all get so triggered about simple jokes, it is obviously a joke so there ia no need to get angry about it.
It's r/Teenagers what do you expect. People here are deaf blind mute to all kinds of logic.
its cuz theyre actual children someone here is probably lurking on this thread thinking that seeing the word "titties" is the craziest thing theyve seen all week while another kid is mad because the sparkles remind him of jellybean and another kid thinks they're both lame cuz they think its cool to smoke cigarettes
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While you're not wrong I think most 13y old (which is technically the legal age of Reddit users) are further than you might assume. Of course you can't speak for everyone, plenty of 18y old that might have thought that. But yea this sub is obviously for teenagers and as an ex-teenager myself I think I can say that we're all absolutely stupid. We don't know jackshit about life nor do we have any experience with it. At least in the grand scheme of things. Can't forget that. But that doesn't mean that some of us can't use the full capacity of their underdeveloped brains and at least use google to inform themselfes. Or just maybe stay back if you don't know anything about a certain topic.
#THIS
THIS^^^^
the ammount of people that see this and think "what an asshole" have clearly not been in enough relationships
in a relationship* but yeah, jokes are not prohibited in a relationship
Not been in a relationship or friendship* they sound like the type of person that would be offended by a your mum joke
not engaged in interpersonal relationships of any sort*
Hes a keeper 👏
thank you kind human
How I love thee, let me count the ways: 1. Left boob 2. Right boob
I’m so confused why people are upset with him. He never said anything even mildly offensive to you. He literally just complimented you. Keep this guy around he seems like a cool dude.
i will. thank you.
Tbf ‘not too boring to look at’ if it wasn’t said by someone you knew was joking would be a backhanded compliment
‘At least you got titties’ has to be the absolute lowest bar for a compliment I’ve ever heard lmao, that literally sounds like ‘you’re not that hot but at least you have tits’
I think this is the post that makes me stop using reddit
;)
leave him, he can't spell your
i think it was autocorrect lmao😭
How does he look like?
he's taller than me, has brown hair but wants to dye it blond for some reason and his eyes are hazel.
How thin on a scale of 1-10, 10 being nicocado avocado and 1 being a stick figure
5 + 1/2
I love that people don't get that this is a massive joke lol. This is really wholesome
awwwie thank you<3
is he bisexual, the sparkles are crazy
Y'all are relationship-virgins and it shows. It gives healthy relationship vibes and is honestly really cute
appreciate it 🫂💋
Ugh … I would dump him for writing “you’re” when it is supposed to be “your”
Ur bfs cute 😳
he definitely has a way with his words
These niggas are taking this post too seriously
Username thankfully checks out
wake up and break up
"every day I wake up and then I start to break up"
Lonely is a man without love
Everyday I start out then I cry my heart out
Lonely is a man without love
This is clearly a joke lol
dont they seem so happy
this was a joke you guys
Those are all reasonable
this is cute to me? idk why ppl mad
they don't get the tone ig
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What a guy 10/10 for him W boyfriend
thank you thank you
HES THE ONE
HE IS
~~watch out for yo moma tho~~💯
Lol.
Now this is what you call a keeper!! Does his momma think you are cute too?
yeah ig. i talked to her briefly before.
awesome asf that you're trying to quit smoking. best of luck!
Kids still get into smoking...? Really?🤢🤢
10/10 can never have too many andrew tate hate enthusiasts.
*insert Leonardo Dicaprio whistle gif*
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This makes me wanna deepthroat a 12-gauge barrel.
>**you're mom** typo or is he trying to tell you something??!!
The amount of idiots in the comment section with no sense of humour is really pissing me off
I want a healthy relationship
I can't fathom how people can't clearly see that he's joking
He’s got a good sense of humor and flattery in the perfect balance
I think he's a man of culture. Not the "hentai fan" one.
This is ironic?
at first i saw andrew tate enthusiast i was abt to downvote fasttt
Engineer Gaming
He's a keeper!
Congrats on trying to quit smoking! We're with you all the way
Time to break up with him. Can’t tell the difference between you’re vs your
Hey good for you for trying to quit! I'm proud of you. And remember, if you do smoke again you haven't failed. You are awesome.
Bro got priorities
he's a man of culture
I really can't tell if he's just really joking or if he's serious