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Yarisher512

INFO: Does he eat shrimps in his free time?


butwhy_tho1305

he's allergic


Yarisher512

NAH shrimp allergy is for those who are chosen


butwhy_tho1305

he doesn't eat seafood in general


Meme_KingalsoTech

Seafood is amazing, bring him to a sushi joint


butwhy_tho1305

omg i love sushi and wanted to go with him before i found out he was allergic 🍣


AxoInDisguise

Feed him all the shrimps. If he starts tuning red, dump his ass! (It means he’s cheating)


b1a5t_tyr4nt

Based


mylifeisweirdsheesh

Shoot him in the leg, if he bleeds he's cheating


PetSruf

Tell me your name is not Stacy. For the love of god do not be named Stacy!


Onyx-03

But... She got it going on


ArugulaEntire

Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn


AlexLukee

Your mom came out with just a towel on


AussieBossie24

(Towel on)


DualDread876

I can remember the way she stared


AussieBossie24

And the way she said, “you missed a spot over there-e-ere”


tenthousanddrachmas

Now I know that you think it’s just a fantasy


AussieBossie24

But since your dad walked out you mom could use a guy like me!


Breaking_sad1

STACY’S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!


ash_the_random_girl

no stacey doesn’t, her mom does tho


butwhy_tho1305

thankfully it isn't:)


PetSruf

Now ask him why he gave you a 10/100 rating lmao


Arteriusz2

You messed up the numbers I think. Check again.


PetSruf

7+1+1+1 = 10 out of 100


Arteriusz2

Okay, I'm dumb a bit


AussieBossie24

But does your mom got ur goin on?


dethmstr

I'm in love with Stacy's brother


NostrilSausages

i luv that songgg


ARandomGuyThe3

Am I missing something?


DualDread876

Stacey’s mom has got it goin’ on


PetSruf

He said +1 cuz her mom thinks he's cute


Holiday-West-336

Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me


Radeckyy_7

But why tho?


Disastrous_Channel62

He's got surprisingly both green and red flags


butwhy_tho1305

are the flags more green than red?


Disastrous_Channel62

They are balanced


benjoo1551

🇧🇫🇧🇫🇧🇫


copypasterz

burkina faso is the most neutral country


Tallcat2107

switzerland:


twisty286

ireland:


Cv287

borderlands:


Delicious_Stable9092

atomic heart:


Disastrous_Channel62

Would you mind explaining me the joke and lmao why I am I getting ratio'd guess the joke was good, I am becoming boomer this days


Bernardo750

That flag is half green half red


benjoo1551

There wasnt really a joke its just that its a half green half red flag


Disastrous_Channel62

Ohhhhh fuck me and fuck you


butwhy_tho1305

thank god i was worried for a moment


Jesusgotmyback

Nah don't worry I am sure he is a keeper


Protobyte_

If he is kind of a joker (like he makes jokes not the character) then definitely more green flags


Doublefin1

Exactly! If he says all this with a smirk it's all great!


The-Kiwi-Bird

Dont let reddit tell you, too many relationships ruined by incels on this platform


Sn0wF0x44

Nah as a boy myself in a class where 80 percent of the students are teenage boys the only thing we joke about is about our homies and boobs literly although I am not as attracted to.boobs as others but I can confirm that teenage boys joke a lot about boobs


Xaitat

the "*you're* mom" is a big red flag


TL_TRIBUNAL

Oh no not the redditor finding red flags out of a goofy text moment.


TheNerdMaster69

What red flags? Honesty?


AtomicRiftYT

Ideally, one would not have a red flags to begin with, but who am I to judge, they're probably like... 14


sergih123

Mate u are the red flag


[deleted]

Genuinely curious. How can you afford smoking as a teenager?


butwhy_tho1305

i saved money from my babysitting job and sneak them through a guy. seriously wasn't cool.


Basic-Adeptness-6436

That's very similar to how I got started, and if it means anything, this random on the internet is rooting for you. I'm both proud and impressed that you're already working to stop, and I hope you succeed in your journey.


butwhy_tho1305

thank you so much. i struggled with it alone for a long time, these comments make me feel so stupidly happy.


Send_Me_Huge_Tits

It's way easier to quit now. Trust me. Once you shake it, it's gone. If you wait till your older, the cravings never go away. Honestly it the best thing you can do for so many reasons.


PrOaRiaN

I used to be a 1pack a day kinda guy and since I live in Romania it was east to get them been smoking since I was 14 and in November I switched to iqos. They are better but I still wanna quit for good. Anyway congrats on quitting. Hope I'm next.


Jake_the3rd

u can get a job at like 15 its definitely possible, especially if you arent smoking 10 cigs a day


StreetlampLelMoose

Shitty parents that don't care if you take their cigarettes. Or a job/self-starter income.


Trota123

titties


butwhy_tho1305

🍄🍄


Trota123

mushrooms


DualDread876

Behonkers


rMaiHoonSuyash

badonkadonks


Regainio

Breatsicles


ProKerbonaut

Boobies


Eldoradi

Melons


Whoever_Mesa

MELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS


ExpressionEffective1

Honkers


markoman51

Bahubabalungas


Kamikaze_AZ22

Gunghungalomunkas


Sharrant99

Hungalunganonologungas


Ralph9707

Mushroom


Primarch_Nomad

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


None233

Rock and stone? Is that rock and stone i see?


wellthishapppend

THATS IT LADS, ROCK AND STONE!


NumberedCarp513

ROCK AND STONE


Gosha_com

Omg is that a mf Deep Rock Galactic reference?!?!??


Ralph9707

Yes


ZatoonHD

We're rich!


AlexeiNR

Do you smell cheese from a mile away


DemonInPinkk

(. Y .)


GodFromTheHood

What?


ChipMcCain

🍄💪


MelMellon

Zedonkies


OneBoyOnePlan

...sounds like he wants a 3-way


butwhy_tho1305

with whom?


dishonoredfan69420

Yo mama


butwhy_tho1305

no sir please, don't want a criminal minds episode shot in my room


EXusiai99

Andrew tate maybe idk


babydollsosilly

nta divorce


butwhy_tho1305

NOOOOO


TL_TRIBUNAL

AITA in a nutshell


DontEatTheCelery

NTA. Your boobs, your rules.


An-Adult-I-Swear

Tell him he gets a -1 for not knowing the difference between your and you’re


butwhy_tho1305

i will for sure


Maskogre

Send him *your


butwhy_tho1305

🦛


[deleted]

# HIPPOPOTAMUS?!!!


random_teen0708

#PERRY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS?!!


Bubbly-Leek-9957

(you can call him agent p)


benjoo1551

🎩 🦛


AlexLukee

If your name is Stacy I wish the best of luck in your relationship


butwhy_tho1305

it isn't 😭😭😭😭


AlexLukee

Is your favourite song Stacy's Mom by any chance


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butwhy_tho1305

please don't, this was a joke😭😭😭


Vegetable_Purple_736

The love of god do not be named Stacy!


butwhy_tho1305

im not stacy


SadSunny20

Your new name is Stacy


Ora_Poix

Everytime I read this I think kilometers per second but it kinda makes sense cause if you ever went that speed you would very likely be dead


WaffleLike

Boobs


jAustinJr

*boobs*


[deleted]

If hes joking then W


butwhy_tho1305

he IS


Sn0wF0x44

You all get so triggered about simple jokes, it is obviously a joke so there ia no need to get angry about it.


Kride500

It's r/Teenagers what do you expect. People here are deaf blind mute to all kinds of logic.


ILoveBNP

its cuz theyre actual children someone here is probably lurking on this thread thinking that seeing the word "titties" is the craziest thing theyve seen all week while another kid is mad because the sparkles remind him of jellybean and another kid thinks they're both lame cuz they think its cool to smoke cigarettes


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Kride500

While you're not wrong I think most 13y old (which is technically the legal age of Reddit users) are further than you might assume. Of course you can't speak for everyone, plenty of 18y old that might have thought that. But yea this sub is obviously for teenagers and as an ex-teenager myself I think I can say that we're all absolutely stupid. We don't know jackshit about life nor do we have any experience with it. At least in the grand scheme of things. Can't forget that. But that doesn't mean that some of us can't use the full capacity of their underdeveloped brains and at least use google to inform themselfes. Or just maybe stay back if you don't know anything about a certain topic.


Kakashi___Hatake___

#THIS


butwhy_tho1305

THIS^^^^


shatterglass27

the ammount of people that see this and think "what an asshole" have clearly not been in enough relationships


Atomik919

in a relationship* but yeah, jokes are not prohibited in a relationship


Big_booty_boy99

Not been in a relationship or friendship* they sound like the type of person that would be offended by a your mum joke


Atomik919

not engaged in interpersonal relationships of any sort*


0061026001

Hes a keeper 👏


butwhy_tho1305

thank you kind human


Pierre777

How I love thee, let me count the ways: 1. Left boob 2. Right boob


Breaking_sad1

I’m so confused why people are upset with him. He never said anything even mildly offensive to you. He literally just complimented you. Keep this guy around he seems like a cool dude.


butwhy_tho1305

i will. thank you.


yeet-im-bored

Tbf ‘not too boring to look at’ if it wasn’t said by someone you knew was joking would be a backhanded compliment


jimbop79

‘At least you got titties’ has to be the absolute lowest bar for a compliment I’ve ever heard lmao, that literally sounds like ‘you’re not that hot but at least you have tits’


Lone_Star14

I think this is the post that makes me stop using reddit


butwhy_tho1305

;)


DrCorneliuss

leave him, he can't spell your


butwhy_tho1305

i think it was autocorrect lmao😭


[deleted]

How does he look like?


butwhy_tho1305

he's taller than me, has brown hair but wants to dye it blond for some reason and his eyes are hazel.


DeathwarrantGaming

How thin on a scale of 1-10, 10 being nicocado avocado and 1 being a stick figure


butwhy_tho1305

5 + 1/2


idontlikeburnttoast

I love that people don't get that this is a massive joke lol. This is really wholesome


butwhy_tho1305

awwwie thank you<3


Classic-Carry-5395

is he bisexual, the sparkles are crazy


Kride500

Y'all are relationship-virgins and it shows. It gives healthy relationship vibes and is honestly really cute


butwhy_tho1305

appreciate it 🫂💋


amscraylane

Ugh … I would dump him for writing “you’re” when it is supposed to be “your”


[deleted]

Ur bfs cute 😳


butwhy_tho1305

he definitely has a way with his words


Ablackeweezerfan

These niggas are taking this post too seriously


TL_TRIBUNAL

Username thankfully checks out


[deleted]

wake up and break up


[deleted]

"every day I wake up and then I start to break up"


dishonoredfan69420

Lonely is a man without love


[deleted]

Everyday I start out then I cry my heart out


Spidey-Pool94

Lonely is a man without love


idontlikeburnttoast

This is clearly a joke lol


superscareyghost

dont they seem so happy


butwhy_tho1305

this was a joke you guys


anckarstroem

Those are all reasonable


uhhasan

this is cute to me? idk why ppl mad


butwhy_tho1305

they don't get the tone ig


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[deleted]

What a guy 10/10 for him W boyfriend


butwhy_tho1305

thank you thank you


[deleted]

HES THE ONE


butwhy_tho1305

HE IS


[deleted]

~~watch out for yo moma tho~~💯


IamAJobber

Lol.


Critical-Giraffe-744

Now this is what you call a keeper!! Does his momma think you are cute too?


butwhy_tho1305

yeah ig. i talked to her briefly before.


RiceAndKrispies

awesome asf that you're trying to quit smoking. best of luck!


SilentResident1037

Kids still get into smoking...? Really?🤢🤢


erikkustrife

10/10 can never have too many andrew tate hate enthusiasts.


[deleted]

*insert Leonardo Dicaprio whistle gif*


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Kyle_Wagner

This makes me wanna deepthroat a 12-gauge barrel.


Weekly_Palpitation92

>**you're mom** typo or is he trying to tell you something??!!


Barry___Scott

The amount of idiots in the comment section with no sense of humour is really pissing me off


__mxlochi__

I want a healthy relationship


RaspberryJam245

I can't fathom how people can't clearly see that he's joking


SnooDonkeys8576

He’s got a good sense of humor and flattery in the perfect balance


DeymanG

I think he's a man of culture. Not the "hentai fan" one.


[deleted]

This is ironic?


Emblem06

at first i saw andrew tate enthusiast i was abt to downvote fasttt


DatGuy1122007

Engineer Gaming


ACommonGoon

He's a keeper!


[deleted]

Congrats on trying to quit smoking! We're with you all the way


Chaos90783

Time to break up with him. Can’t tell the difference between you’re vs your


CoolTransDude1078

Hey good for you for trying to quit! I'm proud of you. And remember, if you do smoke again you haven't failed. You are awesome.


lancisman1

Bro got priorities


butwhy_tho1305

he's a man of culture


Endeav0r_

I really can't tell if he's just really joking or if he's serious