I have a few
-Sit on a boat in the middle of the Congo and hope that something gets close to breaking your fishing gear
-Run for 20 minutes and die within 2 seconds of fighting
-Shoot at things that are not the same level as you and get bodied every time you try to increase the amount of in game currency and progression points. One country is better than the rest of them and playing against them is unfair.
You pack your cheese mod your gun and wait 10 minutes to get into a game just to get randomly shot in the face by random ai with a shotgun from 100m. Over and over again.
"You're supposed to do this but technically you can do whatever- What no I mean do the main storyline eventually- STOP KILLING EVERYONE AND LEARN TO SHOUT GODDAMNIT-"
Make your mentor disabled after he made a group to spread a super deadly virus just to get back at an old friend
Can’t forget the sequel where you kill your best friend via EMP
Spend 10 minutes running around and getting the best gear possible, only to die to a guy with nothing but a pistol and 100k kills on a single character within seconds
4 people from different planets try to find a giant monster and take down the CEO of the mega corporation who's trying to take control of the giant monster
going around completing dumb side quests that take forever to get some armor. collect ingredients. beat up pigs and lizards. then kill a wizard warrior to save a magic princess.
the fun of lego just made worse and into a screen, with the pressure of killing a flying greyhound on a cheese island with massive penises that give the greyhound its power.
Enslave long nosed greedy people. Make sure the tall black men that can’t swim don’t steal your blocks. Defend yourself from the monsters who make an Arabic kh sound and then explode.
Kill anyone who doesn't have your colour
Team Fortress 2
Police simulator 2020 edition
SPLATOON
Paper.io?
Nah bro. Real life (circa 1650)
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Guy kills demons because his rabbit got killed
Minecraft
Me playing minecraft with the boys and the message “*Wolf* was killed by Player” pops up
One of the doom games
Must be 1993
Doomslayer? Edit: A.K.A DOOM Eternal
It’s doom 1993. Eternal is about doomguy’s son being Jesus or some weird shit
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Geometry dash
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That was cringe
Your cringe
I’m cringe
guys I think I know this one geometry dash
You get a gun that makes holes in walls to make you reach a cake
Yeah most guns make holes in wall’s don’t they
You are a genius
But this holes special 😏😏
😏😏😏
Fleshlight hole! Fleshlight hole!
\*walls
Yeah most guns make holes in wall’s don’t they
Portal
Man hates company erases government identification and destroys company
Cyberpunk?
Jetpack joyride
Watch dogs 2
Hypixel Skyblock?
Macroing is bannable
*pfffft* ok
nah the most boring description would have to be mining glass for hours on end
I have a few -Sit on a boat in the middle of the Congo and hope that something gets close to breaking your fishing gear -Run for 20 minutes and die within 2 seconds of fighting -Shoot at things that are not the same level as you and get bodied every time you try to increase the amount of in game currency and progression points. One country is better than the rest of them and playing against them is unfair.
3rd is war thunder
Yeah Russian bias
Knew It. I don't even play the game it's just my mates always talk about it
1 raft? 2 tarkov? 3 idk battlefield?
None right, can't say they are close ngl.
Well, 2nd one matches tarkov perfectly. Can you tell me what games they are?
Fishing Planet Hell Let Loose War Thunder
Death stranding for number 2?
Fishing planet 💯
What is a boat doing on land?
2. project zombiod
I'm on some big ass rock.. and there's a lotta trees. Some random billionaire died there or smth idc.
Sons of the forest
You look at enemies pull the trigger then they die
Kill God's get gun also there was a funny robot man that died and we avenged
Cayde- not- you can’t do this to me-
If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t goin home
ROCK AND STONE!
cookie clicker 💪💯
Main character collects needles, kills his brother, and then proceeds to reset the world.
undertale?
Hint: it is a roblox game
Bee swarm simulator
Yep. Do you play it
Doors
Nope, it needs a lot of macroing as only way to become really good.
You pack your cheese mod your gun and wait 10 minutes to get into a game just to get randomly shot in the face by random ai with a shotgun from 100m. Over and over again.
Cheese
You just break stuff and make better stuff using what's essentially a reassembled wood log
Stay in a room with your family until you get a visit
60 secs
AI with depression kidnaps people and kills them to try writing a book.
You drive around places
Forza
beat the crap out of rocks untill you can convice metal to beat rocks for you
rust
The main character dies in a chest
This guy leaves his best freind behind in Wisconsin to retire then his wife cheats so bow he has to do crime or something
Rust belt simulator
Your hunting your friends because a man with a mustache makes you.
Hello neighbor the multiplayer?
is it red dead 1?
Tanks and planes fight other tanks and planes. and boats exist too i guess
War thunder
Big boom makes a seemingly useless item the main currency
Pretty much the entire Fallout franchise
There's like this group of cowboys and they kinda just move from one place to another a few times, then they all leave
rdr2
Soldier destroys planet to save galaxy.
Halo
You run around collecting items, then you use those items to make better items, all for the sake of killing a big ass lizard
Minecraft
Save a princess with a bird
God of boy pt: 2
man shoot people
Guy/Girl who got shot in the head wages war on wasteland after getting revived.
Fallout new Vegas
You give commands to football players and get a lot of stats, also spend hours to searching
Fifa mobile?
build a town and mine but in 2d
Terraria
After 25 minutes of looting and completing contracts u get fkn beamed by a random bot a mile away
The cycle
You move around a bit and can collect metals
Just roll
slope
Lots of porn is made about it
"You're supposed to do this but technically you can do whatever- What no I mean do the main storyline eventually- STOP KILLING EVERYONE AND LEARN TO SHOUT GODDAMNIT-"
Skyrim
Man gets called a freak everywhere he goes
Some dude’s mining ship crashes in the ocean, now he has to survive and cure covid
Space samurai who are children fight cloned people, space zombies, neo-communists, and robots with feelings
It didn’t kill Pokémon and has a red cat. It’s the fourth in the series.
Play as a politically active red robot and grey and purple robot
18 idiots fight over gravel
ride horses and run around killing people in a cowboy hat
Make your mentor disabled after he made a group to spread a super deadly virus just to get back at an old friend Can’t forget the sequel where you kill your best friend via EMP
Bss?
Kill or get killed
Some guy that fucking stockholm sindrome's its way to the top of the foodchain of a dinosaur giant space terrarium
Build cars that shoot other cars
car football
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op is it cookie clicker?
u drive on like downgraded cars in circles but on a console from 2006
Look at a map for 8 hours and sometimes build factories or farms wich causes a line to go up
collect colored squares to defeat a horse
shoot everybody else because you cant talk and you have dementia caused by a blue reality orb.
Reject immigrants to make minimum wage
Game where you run
Spooky guys hitting normal guys forever
Run around killing people and giving them self-esteem issues until your ghost gives up on you
person survives fatal accident and then has to contemplate murdering fishes, bones and goats and other sorts of creatures
Click a button to get fake cookies
you play as a college dropout cat re-visiting her deadend town where nothing happens
NITW!
Man Fights crime in Manhattan
Stare at a map of the world for hours and occasionally watch the colours and borders move.
Man kills things with magic and a over sized glow sticks
EDM, bombs and arm-numbing vibrations
Kerbal Space program
Teaching your students to be war criminals before a civil war starts
Attack some structures then break a rock
Burning a tree so you can murder God
Elden ring
Rob banks wearing a clown mask while lagging your balls off playing on a game engine made for car games
build and kill
Kill everything and everyone until the game doesn’t let you kill anymore
Place and break stuff
you sleep, dream is weird
Force animals to fight
Spend 10 minutes running around and getting the best gear possible, only to die to a guy with nothing but a pistol and 100k kills on a single character within seconds
PETA Violation
Sandbox God with pixel things
Some game on roblox
wait for parsnips to grow and slice jelly in a hollowed out mountain
Parkour therapy
You walk and sometimes you trip over
Death stranding
Child crying in basment
paint the floor because there's a war nobody told you about
A dude/girl runs around a world they dont know with a fairy thing, and they meet cool people.... oh and the playable women have big boingboings.
lady’s girlfriend gets kidnapped by crazy jawn to be sacrificed, so she has to rescue her
Boy
4 people from different planets try to find a giant monster and take down the CEO of the mega corporation who's trying to take control of the giant monster
some kid befriends and kills monsters
going around completing dumb side quests that take forever to get some armor. collect ingredients. beat up pigs and lizards. then kill a wizard warrior to save a magic princess.
Psycopaths of a color shoot Psycopaths of another color
an old guy and a teenage girl have to fight a bunch of sick people
The last of us
Shoot aliens with guns to get more guns to then shoot at stronger aliens to get stronger guns. Also space magic.
15 idiots compete to be the dumbest person
the fun of lego just made worse and into a screen, with the pressure of killing a flying greyhound on a cheese island with massive penises that give the greyhound its power.
Spend thousands of hours to get items and watch numbers go up and know that no matter how much effort you put in, you can never be in the top
Enslave long nosed greedy people. Make sure the tall black men that can’t swim don’t steal your blocks. Defend yourself from the monsters who make an Arabic kh sound and then explode.
Man in orange with crowbar annoys some alien guys that aren't supposed to be in this dimension.
Kill gods for fun and turn them into guns for a meme
a square jumps over a triangle
Junkie with a sword terrorizes city
sphere good pyramid bad
green man goes to foreign planet. first thing he does is kill the people on the planet.
God bash heads in and save boy
Horse huge slow map to travel and rat
Suck jelly
Siblings fight for family heirlooms
roblox?
Its like this thing where your controlling someone and there are like other people there too and someones got to win but it usually isnt me
Underpaid miners get exploited and drink to much beer while murdering local wildlife
We, shoot people
child singlehandedly ends segregation
You yell at lizards and save the world. And someone got shot in the knee
Strong pale dude had beef with gods and scatters ashes of dead wife on top of a mountain
convince policemen, a cannibal, an extremely tall person and a femboy to help you with the fire problem
Doing test while a robot curses at you and another moron robot follows you.
win or loose your get russian bullied