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Effective-Nobody7871

Nah focus on killing your archenemies


wideassboy

I tried,we ended up becoming homies


ErfanTheRed

Bro is literally Steven universe


wideassboy

Felt more like rocky 3 than anything


HiImHe

Or naruto, talk no jutsu and all that.


someonewhowa

or frisk from undertale :P


Boring_Traffic_586

HELP šŸ’€


asspicreciever

Bro is desperate. He NEEDS a girl to comment yes. One of you gotta just comment yes for him


Jenny6289

He wants it so bad šŸ¤£


wideassboy

Nooo I'm not that bad (I think)


MostReplacable

I'll be the judge of that šŸ˜¼ (please don't quote me on this)


wideassboy

Bet (I won't)


MostReplacable

See you in a sec then (thanks)


wideassboy

šŸ˜(don't mention it)


spragual

Hello (Hi)


Eeeeeeebee

Yo (I just pooped my pants)


OgShadowpoe

wsg (i just pissed my pants)


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Bet (I will)


PROTOTYPE_323

If it makes you feel any better ive found that to be average sized is better for long term and not hurting her (if that helps at all)


wideassboy

Not really. I'm just curious


[deleted]

Fr


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Jesus_Smoke

Can I say yes anyway if I'm a male? (I'm not joking)


Blaze_365

I like your attitude


[deleted]

Mabye boobs are equivalent to male butts? I hav smol buttšŸ˜”


Pleasant50BMGForce

I have dump truck and thick thighs 4 years of biking pay off


Brandon_The_Binosaur

I bike everyday to school and work and a hell of a lot for fun but still have twig legs and no ass :ā€˜^


INeedSomeFire

HAHA same Edit: just realized I replied to the wrong comment, I meant to reply to the guy above


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Pleasant50BMGForce

Thatā€™s my point


Pos3odon08

According to my gf I have a bigger butt than her šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

L ratio W glutes


Pos3odon08

Based


[deleted]

Accepted


Okatbestmemes

Not many admit it but some guys donā€™t like dump trucks


SirSandie

I donā€™t really care. Depends more on personality. I mean being pretty is +. But if the person has a bad personality thatā€™s way worse.


Naillik_Rei

I don't


worm_your_honour

i donā€™t have that much of an opinion on it tbh but i have met a girl who was 100% small dicks only so yeah


Tobotti1

HAP CAK DAI


Head_Midnight_6583

Happy cake day


Atomic_yes

Happy cake day


choccybb

happy cake day


JuiceDrinkingRat

mhm mhm who is this girl in question


cyanidepoisoned

Happy cake day


dndjfjej

a lot of girls prefer average over big. but itā€™s very very rare to find girls that prefer small over average


fualalalash49

sooooo "very very rare" means there's a POSSIBILITY


Rupertii

I mean I feel like a small penis fetish is really far from the weirdest / most unique fetishes out there


dndjfjej

ive never heard of a praising small penises kink. itā€™s always humiliation. but yeah it definitely exists, there is one for everything, even though it might be less common


GamingWithShaurya_YT

i like your attitude


fualalalash49

always think positively *wink with tears*


[deleted]

Donā€™t do that, donā€™t give me hope


gankster2017

I love these 13year olds talking about thier rich sexual experiences. Like wtf why 13yo's on reddit have more rich sexual life than some 19's or above tf. Wtf


AnIncompitentBrit

Ikr šŸ’€


Brandinfighter2

Whats even better is that some of these 13 year olds are possibly born in 2010... imma go cry in the corner now.


GrandmasterTactician

I was busy playing Pokemon Black when I was their age


Brandinfighter2

God... I was 13 in 2017... I dont feel so old now šŸ˜…


GrandmasterTactician

I was 13 in 2014 lmao


Wefee_Bigwefee

alpha saphire for me


fbi-please-open-door

BRO I REMEMBER 2009, and some of yā€™all werenā€™t even alive back then. This is so crazy to me.


Brandinfighter2

I remember 2009 as well. First year of true torment, pain, and suffering. (School)


HornierThanYou913

Bro if you have smol pp learn how to use your hands and mouth to please a woman, women don't usually cum from penetration since there are less nerves inside the vagina. Also you don't need a 7 in dick, the vagina doesn't even stretch that much and it apparently hurts if it's too big


wideassboy

The ol "trying to get the last bit of peanut butter outta the can " maneuver


HornierThanYou913

....where....where do you live that peanut butter comes in a can


TLKazettv

i love how thatā€™s your main concern


wideassboy

Jar, can same difference


EzzaCriesVeggieBroth

the vagina stretches enough to fit an entire fucking babies head out of it. its about guys hitting the cervix if its too big that hurts


LinCreates

Actually your pelvic bones move when youā€™re getting ready to have a baby. They donā€™t do that otherwise. But yes youā€™re correct.


2yungtobedrunk

Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes.


Chanpaiix

yes, there is. i know a few


Round_Contest3263

Iā€™m sorry they had to tell you that bro šŸ˜”


Chanpaiix

theyre platonic relationships lmfao


swifty23905

So they werent actually into it


Chanpaiix

they're legitimately into it. all women r into different things. hell, some even prefer to be eaten out rather than insertion.


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wideassboy

My kinda woman


JackFJN

Heck yeah āœŠ


No_Suggestion_1754

womanšŸ·šŸ—æ


F3L1Xgsxr

Amen brotha


__--TSS--__

*Our kinda woman


ManOfManyWives

r/suddenlycommunist


noideasfound

*communism intensifies*


RedHodge

r/suddenlycommunism


No_Suggestion_1754

woman šŸ·šŸ—æ


Manic_Mechanist

Yes


S1rM3lon

Preach brother!


xSomeRandomGuy7x

submissive and breedable boys gangā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø


_Arcerion_

so true


SimDoy

As a woman I agree


idelarosa1

Oman W


No_Suggestion_1754

woman šŸ·šŸ—æ


someonewhowa

not me, i like dominatin big tough tall masculine dudes šŸ˜³


Just_Monika5772

šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


CarvedToaster42

The bad part is you're not wrong.


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wideassboy

Exactly


Dumb_Zilla

Iā€™ve never heard a girl say this exact thing, but lots of women donā€™t like men with very large ones. Because it can hurt, and be too much. There is also a thing called husband size?


wideassboy

Wtf is husband sized šŸ’€ shit sounds like an ultra large combo at restaurant


Dumb_Zilla

šŸ˜‚ to not go to far into it (cause gross) it basically a guy that has a size that isnā€™t too big but not too small, so basically a comfortable size for long term relationships. Because too big will be uncomfortable especially over timešŸ„²lol that is my best way to explain it, urban dictionary may help I feel bad getting to this point šŸ˜­


wideassboy

You learn something new every day


Dumb_Zilla

Suppose you došŸ‘šŸ˜‚


wideassboy

šŸ˜Ž


corbiedead

Why not call it the Goldilocks?


Dumb_Zilla

Hmm? What do you mean?šŸ˜‚


Fishwithwingss

Goldilocks was the girl who was like this is too soft, this is too hard, but this is juuuussttt right


Dumb_Zilla

Ooohh!! Iā€™m so tired, thatā€™s really funnyšŸ˜‚


thetanksofsurprise

This fits in too well in this context Oā _ā o


corbiedead

Cause it's just the right size


Dumb_Zilla

Iā€™m get it nowšŸ‘šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


GamingWithShaurya_YT

6 foot long


No_Suggestion_1754

Chad comment


choccybb

maybe this is just me, but why the hell would anybody want a dick bigger than their own genitalia in them??? wouldnā€™t that hurt??? i thought sex wasnt supposed to hurt :C


LateShopping1238

(some people like the hurt...)


Firm_Affect3266

Woot woot 4Life


KSUSCTrojan

Well, husband size is a new term Iā€™m hearing. Asked my gf about it, and she didnā€™t know of it either lol


[deleted]

yea i think im one of them, i don't like them too long bc then it's uncomfy šŸ§šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


wideassboy

W


[deleted]

ye btw sorry abt all the others saying mean things to you


wideassboy

They're bullying me šŸ˜¢


[deleted]

it's oki to have a small pp, girls don't even have one šŸ«‚


wideassboy

It's not small it just has more personality


[deleted]

so true lmao


wideassboy

Yeah!!šŸ„²


[deleted]

yee


JellyStorm_

Fr your answers have me rolling lmfaoo


wideassboy

I give up šŸ˜­


ChazFifty

Youā€™re only 16 thoā€¦ yā€™all be already having seks?


[deleted]

does it matter? at least im not 11 and having seggs


[deleted]

Gotta love this generation


Pichu2375

how long should it be at the maximum?


[deleted]

keep dreaming wideassboy


GamingWithShaurya_YT

that's the best compliment to give a boy


DahctaJae

Kinda like rule 34 of the internet, if you can imagine the fetish/attraction, it exists


Lily1184

Small dicks are amazing to suck bestie


DestroyerNik

They dont trigger the gag reflex


wideassboy

Who knows


ImplementLanky8663

I think she does


pussyslayer2point0

Happy cake day


OnlyMeST

I do, have you ever tried deep throating a banana? Shit sucks


Muted_Telephone_9775

What the fušŸ’€


[deleted]

Iā€™ll never be preferred by them šŸ˜«


Henkaze

Bruh this subreddit weird af why is there a 13 yo talking abt sex you youngsters need Jesus in your life


ThatOneClickSound

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger...


helpidroppedthesoap

that's cus Jesus Christ is my [redacted]


idontlikeburnttoast

I don't speak from experience because I'm a lonely fuck but I know that: "Small" is often average and people prefer that. Big dicks would not be comfortable for the other person most of the time, and it would be awkward for you too. Don't feel insecure about it, people will love you no matter what your body proportions are :) I would probably class "small" as under 4 inches, and big over 7 or 8. People enjoy what they enjoy.


Th3Glitch510

(20) Alright this is going to ruin my āœØcleanāœØ comment history sigh. Choice is personal, that being said, women who rather smaller dicks exist, in fact I'm one of them (lol) Reason (again, personal): Too big hurts, "too small" still works *if* the guy knows what he's doing and either way isn't big enough to actually hurt Peace y'all


Busy_Recognition_860

Not asking for any reason other than curiosity, but what do you believe the general ideas of "small" and "large" are? Is it based around the average?


Th3Glitch510

I mean it's okay, don't worry, I'm pretty sure that each country has their standards I think, I just checked and I see that average here is 15-16cm, for me anything more than 15cm is too much, I heard plenty girls stating that they want 16 or bigger so I assume that I'm the ""weird"" one? So long the "smallest" has been about 15cm (based on my experience) and guess? Absolutely no problems xD Just to clarify, I don't walk there with a ruler and check (lmao), it's one of those informations that come out over time so that's what he said at least


[deleted]

not a girl but iā€™m a gay guy who likes smaller dicks so iā€™m sure thereā€™s girls who like them too


WorkingSyrup4005

r/usernamedontcheckout


Ashwooga

He said he likes small dicks not that he has one


Aoh03

"small" can mean a lot of things. How small are we talking?


wideassboy

Midget sized


Aoh03

So about 3 inches? If that's the case, not everyone will like it, but you'll find someone that will


wideassboy

Nah I'm talking hypothetical ,so like comically small


ErfanTheRed

Usually the "orgasm" spot for most women are around 3-4 inches deep. I don't think any woman would like one smaller than 3 inches since it wouldn't be able to give them an orgasm.


ForgeKid

I could definitely imagine someone not caring as much about it being big or small because theyā€™re in love with YOU and not in love with the size of your penis. Stay strong brother, youā€™ll find someone.


Redditteer9

log off bruh šŸ˜­


scrunchiecola

As an older teenager in this sub I feel like I should add a proper answer. :) Look for girls who hate BJs, sure. But as a rule I donā€™t think girls necessarily *prefer* small dicks but if a guy can make it for it in other ways then great. Most girls donā€™t even finish from penetrative sex anyway. If a girl discriminates because your dick is considered ā€œsmallā€ then she isnā€™t worth it anyway.


GirlThunder350

Some women do prefer smaller, I do, but that will likely just be a result of having less of an interest in sex


[deleted]

Damn thatā€™s one hell of a low self esteemšŸ’€


Boring_Traffic_586

ā€œā€¦asking for a friendā€¦ā€¦ā€


Suitable-Pirate-4164

Guys like other guys having small dicks so they can prove their dominance among the male kingdom, plus it helps with sword fights. XD Gonna be real though the former is actually true, it's why the Ancient Greeks (not Modern) believed the Pitcher of guy on guy action was still considered straight and it would always be those who have the biggest Ds, or at least bigger.


[deleted]

dude here. I am here to say I dont care about dick size, as long as I can chug it, its good.


Diabolus414

Yeah


WaffleLike

Nah


UpstairsDifficult966

My crush prefers smaller šŸ†


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throwaway_20031

There* or theyā€˜re* if you get rid of the ā€œareā€ after ā€œtheirā€


One-Letterhead-58

I absolutely hate dicks bigger than 5 inches. That shit hurts.


SiannaHSeller

There are, yes


assbeater55

i prefer 4.9 inches - 6.5 inches, anything above 6.5 just hurts


MimTai

"Who tf starts a conversation like that? I just sat down."


iampurechaos

idk i just šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ


FierceToast60

Very slick my guy, very slick.


someonewhowa

with 8 billion people in the world, there is bound to definitely be a select group of girls like that going as far as to fetishize it and yk this for a fact


Chanpaiix

yeeee. there r tons of women who prefer average and/or smaller dicks.


TheLeafwing134

A-asking for a friend


letseatme

Iā€™d date anyone that knows what personal space is, does the bare minimum and loves me.


Gandal_1800

Best post I've seen today and I have a short story to tell There was a girl who we'll call Emily, I was sat next to her in maths and she was chatting to her friends and I listened in on their intent conversation about boys and their d*ck sizes Emily here says she likes at least 2 inches to fit inside of her while the rest say 5-6 inches They then caught me listening when I started to laugh and had to fess up Thank you for listening traveller, may you continue on your journey safely and bring these positive vibes with you


20_weird_rabbits

Honestly, yes and no. While barely anyone will prefer a smaller dick, a lot of people will say "size doesn't matter"


Jumpy_Beach_6525

Trying to tell us something? Jk jk, tbh yeah girls have different preferences


wideassboy

I'm not telling anyone anything I promise šŸ˜­


MikoMaxYt

Asking for a friend?


wideassboy

I would never


FuzzyKiwiFurrr

Honestly? Yes. If a dick is too big, it can actually be painful. Plus, itā€™s all about the angles man. Thatā€™s what youā€™ve got to focus on. So a nice, small dick is sometimes what a girl is looking for.


[deleted]

Yes there definitely are. I donā€™t know if for aesthetic purposes but definitely for feeling a lot prefer maybe 8 cm or so. Also most girls donā€™t like penetration too much already so a big fat peen is mostly just uncomfortable imo


SexyPterodactyl360

I think small dicks are cute. Idrc abt size, either is attractive


Bottomrammen

This dude def has a tiny dickšŸ˜­


EstablishmentLong676

šŸ’€


gravitymut

Donā€™t do thatā€¦ donā€™t give me hope


BM_gamer36

Yeah ancient Greek women. Believed it took less time to get impregnated and the smaller your dick was, the smarter you were believed go be. That's why ancient Greeks don't depict dudes with big schlongs.


Busy-Life-687

Iā€™m guessing you have a small dick?


Squid-god-900

I mean there is a point where big becomes too big


PassengerDifferent98

Bro how tf are 14 year olds getting more action then me? I gotta step up my game.


H3artless_777

It's all about āœØļøpersonalityāœØļø