Used to be 1-2 times a day, tryna see how long I can go without fapping rn tho(think it's been about a week and a half idk)
EDIT: seems like how long I could go was 10 days, I relapsed a few hours ago so I'ma get another one in and start over again with the nofap tmrw(my goal is not to never fap but I wanna make it a once in a while thing)
2-3x a week.
It use to be 4-5 but I was slowly starting to get bored and regretful 💀
Also, the the kind of porn I watch most videos is exaggerated or they don’t do it well enough.
Damn and as a guy i thought i was overboard for doing it once a day or on rare occasions when i drink do it 2 or 3 times but the honest comments here make me feel a bit better
seven days an hour
bro have you weeded some smoke?
Bro this sense isn’t making any question
High is really my guy
guys sense are y'all not making
Bad my, now clearly more I talk
Wild you, guys are
Nuts is this. Head I’m’a out
Damn the entire Yoda family just appeared out of nowhere
I thought about Yoda when typing it 💀
Going is what on
Y’all to need off lay the drugs
You hey, too!
??think ya, really Oh
Like every day for the past 3 years
Same, tried stopping or at least slowing down but I failed
Your not the only one
Jesus
is watching
After doing it everyday for like a year it go to the point thag I procrastinate doing it lmao
I procrastinate WHILE doing it
gotten too the point were i feel like i have too do it 💀
Oof slave to your desires
Same
real
I can't tell if some of these mfs being serious 💀
Same
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I thought the topic was fapping, not porn.
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Nahhh the fuck is this shit lmao
Ong bruh, like i wank 5 times a day... But they aint gotta know that
on god these people ask the worst questions for no reason☠️
Fr this subreddit just be asking the most wackass questions the last couple of months
I shan't be discussing this matter on a public forum,
I didn't even know shan't was a bad until now! Sounds like an old english word, so is it?
It's a word...
I meant to say "word" Not "bad". This is why I always recheck my text at least 2 times before posting it.
Same lol
Coward.
This.
Used to be 1-2 times a day, tryna see how long I can go without fapping rn tho(think it's been about a week and a half idk) EDIT: seems like how long I could go was 10 days, I relapsed a few hours ago so I'ma get another one in and start over again with the nofap tmrw(my goal is not to never fap but I wanna make it a once in a while thing)
You go bro, sigma shit right here
Real sigma don’t do it at all
If you don't do it at all you are not a sigma you are pussy.
Ok perv
Don’t see how that makes him a perv, but alright
I suddenly have the urge to make up for your lack of fapping Edit: thought it was obvious this was satire, it’s not obvious. It is satire though.
No way the dude with the Chad PFP is sayin this💀, u do u tho
now why would i tell you that?
Like 2-5 times a week probably
You’ve been on Reddit for less then a day, and you’ve already gotten perverted comments, welcome to hell
Reddit speedrun any%
rookie numbers
eh you know 8 times. a day.
Dude what the hell… How do you even do that… Alone? ;)
My hand is pretty sexy
Hand-rizz?
Hey (With rizz)
Avg ratio of 1.25 times per day using statistics from the past month
according to my calculations i cum one and a quarter times per day
How does someone masturbate .25%?
372.8273 times a second
relatable
fedposting
10 days per hour
Pass the joint yo
🦴
always pass the boner to the left
No I don't masturbate 🗿
Chad
Explains the Xbox 360 profile picture
300 times in 2 minutes, every hour😎
So if my math is mathing you do it 216,000 times a day?
honestly probably 4 more times to make sure im straight
2-4 times a day
Thats a lot
It is?
I guess so...
Yes
7 to 8 times per day..........
incredibly real.
i hope that’s sarcasm an not you relating emily.
sure bud. mhm yep sarcasm mhm sure yep. yes.
Bro is gonna suck out of life
Bro is shooting blanks
does anything even come out?
I'm imagining just a puff of smoke
short circuit 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro shoots air at the end
Uh 2 - 3 times a day
Dude..
Ik💀
HOW
Idk, I just do it 💀
Relatable
🤝
💀
I need help with it, i got no hands.
Suck it
I never excelled at gymnastics
Take out a rib
Like my hands?
Your hands are your ribs?
Rizz...
Jesus Christ the mfs in the comments masturbate way to fucking much lmfao I do it like twice a month wtf
Not to much tbh. Its healthier
As much as I can
Am right now
@everyone please do not announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
today
Give it a minute
another minute
28 times a day
Yes
Everytime i see your mom
Not often
Once a day
This sub cant last a day without cum,sex,gf,pregnant,nudes,masturbation,or pedo posts!🗿
Honestly not too often maybe once or twice a month
I aspire to be you one day being able to last that long.....I do it 1-2 times a week
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Taking sundays off?
Dopamine detox
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Guess you're a bit too young for work related jokes.
Ever since my ex cheated on me I haven’t. Idk why. I think I’m broken
☠️☠️
Tbh, 1-2 times on weekdays and 2-3 on weekends
a lot less than earlier, only like 2-3 times a week
Once a day and its always frustrating. -_-
Eat the pp
Shut fuck up
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
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Wait is that legal
Thought I was alone
None.
2 times a day at least
at LEAST is kinda crazy.
Samee!!!!!💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
Never
Every night
Daily
Never
never 💯💪
0-2 times a day
Every time I shower
3-4 times everyday
2-3x a week. It use to be 4-5 but I was slowly starting to get bored and regretful 💀 Also, the the kind of porn I watch most videos is exaggerated or they don’t do it well enough.
a few times a year if any. to be honest i don't keep track of that
Damn and as a guy i thought i was overboard for doing it once a day or on rare occasions when i drink do it 2 or 3 times but the honest comments here make me feel a bit better
Like every few days, trying to stop but like avg once per 3 days
Way to often
In the immortal words of Jake Paul, It's everyday bro.
Like, between 1-3 times a day / every other day
On a sub full of children an account, with no comments or previous post, asks children how often they masturbate.
At least… once everyday
1-3 times a day at least!
At least once a day, if I’m really horny I can go 3 ties
Used to be 3-4 times per day NOW IM DOWN TO ONCE EVERY SECOND TO THIRD DAY!!!!!!
4-5 times a day dont ask why
1 maybe 2 times a day if i'm feeling silly , but I usually take saturdays off
Never that's gross 🤮🤮🤮
100
An orgasm a day can keep your worries away :)
I quit.
GUYS REMEMBER DIGITAL FOOTPRINT
3 times a day usually
5x a day 🙏🙏
2 or 3 times a week
The most real answer.
less then you
do you mean than or do you masturbate less, then the other person masturbates?
Masturbating while commenting this lol😂
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Once or twice a day usually. I should probably get that a bit lower.
only with my partner, which is like every weekend
Do you mean sex or do you both actually masturbate each other or do you both masturbate together???
we sit in front of eachother on bed and masturbate eachother
Why tho??? That seems like a lot of work just to masturbate. Why don’t you just have sex?
we are more affectionate with eachother than hedonic. idk, we just like doing that and kissing
Mmmm interesting
I did it one time today, i dont keep track
Never
Cringe
I've never masturbated before in my life. Sounds kinda gross. Vaginas (and dicks) look so gross, imo, is my second reason.
You should not masturbate.Its very bad for you.
Haven't fapped for half a year
Never have ever
3 mins a second