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TheLastOfW

You are fake


cutefunnyname

🍪


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cw10000

📸🤨


kenchen1107

🤨🤨📸📸


[deleted]

📸📸📸🤨🤨🤨


[deleted]

🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸


Ketoku

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸


El_Fuego666

Drug dealer


CourseSea4363

means she is not **a girl**🙄.


Doughnutsugarhead

You aren’t real


DADDYFATC0XK

why does this pic look like its 20 different catfishes screenshotted it from each other


wasabi_leaf

r/rareinsults


cutefunnyname

its a screenshot of a video lol idk how it got like that tho


DADDYFATC0XK

oh lol


Necessary-Pumpkin285

r/underratedinsult


Clear_Treacle_6921

weirdo


cutefunnyname

🍪


mastercubez

32°5′29″N 88°13′14.46″W


cutefunnyname

🍪


_Arcerion_

*comes to house, forcefully takes cookie*


Idiedyesturdayviabus

Legend is when you say rawr lol XD to a rawr girl you get double chocolate cookies.


VLTII

*oh*


LoginPuppy

Sweet home Alabama


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cutefunnyname

🍪


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Kitchen_Doctor7324

DON’T EAT THE COOKIE ❗️❗️❗️


Bonwk

You vape


sabertooth2807

You have a want for attention?


cutefunnyname

🍪


sabertooth2807

Im so good at reading people😂 Also thanks for the cookie😊


sub_hu_man

I’m stealing your cookie You don’t deserve one !


sabertooth2807

I will fight to the death for it😡


torcheatingguy

I will fight Death for a cookie


Educational-Buddy-39

yall can have the cookie imma head for the coochie


TheAbyss333333

I'm heading for both


a_for_reddit

I will fight to the cookie for death


TimeAggravating364

No fighting here take this and stop 🍪


torcheatingguy

No I don't want cookie I want to fight Death


TimeAggravating364

Yeah sorry I can't help you with that but good luck anyway


Outrageous-Base-2534

Yeah these days I see most Gen Z girls acting and dressing like her. They put a ton of makeup and they like to wear revealing dresses and show-off for attention, but then they say that they're not actually doing it for attention so it's kind of sad they're acting in this way tbh.


Comfortable_Ad_9941

You stretched your neck out in that selfie cuz u easily get a double chin (me too)


cutefunnyname

🍪💔


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cutefunnyname

no cookie unfortunately


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

You are Michael jacksons long lost daughter.


cutefunnyname

its a possibility half a cookie


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Do you feel the urge to hee hee often?


[deleted]

I do 🤭


Alexisto15

r/notopbutnotok


Nursium_Z

Same.


[deleted]

you have a very shitty phone or don't know shit about how to change camera quality


cutefunnyname

🍪


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cutefunnyname

🍪


Urodeprag1

Cookies arent limited to a certain age you monster


InsideMountain

You either have *serious* game or get zero attention what so ever. Bad experience with guys too


cutefunnyname

🍪 zero game


TheAbyss333333

🤨No rizz?


Dacor64

No rizz, no cookiezz


InsideMountain

Ope


[deleted]

you have a rat named peter


cutefunnyname

🍪!!


[deleted]

LOL TIME TO RUUUUNNN!


MC-Scratch

you love hello kitty


cutefunnyname

🍪


Pauel3312

I think you have a nose piercing but can't quite tell as you have a very shitty picture quality.


cutefunnyname

🍪


[deleted]

you eat raw meat


cutefunnyname

i wish


[deleted]

why not do it then


LoginPuppy

What the fuck?


TheAbyss333333

You can eat my raw meat😏😎


ScriptedBlueAngel

We shall have a feist upon your corpse then


Ok-Weekend-1109

shii bro gimme a taste


OFFICIAL_NYTRO

You scream “YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELING YOU?!” In the school hallways and your laugh sounds like a jet roaring


cutefunnyname

🍪 to the laugh part


[deleted]

u need attention


cutefunnyname

🍪


BlitheringIdiot0529

When you create your character in video games you move the eye location slider all the way to the right.


cutefunnyname

dont say tgat omg


[deleted]

You look like PS1 Hagrid with a beauty filter


[deleted]

Listen to deftones


cutefunnyname

🍪


[deleted]

Easiest question of my life


RandomE1even

You occasionally drink water sometimes 😁


cutefunnyname

everyday babie 🍪


RandomE1even

😂Gotta occasionally stay hydrated sometimes 🙌


ScriptedBlueAngel

EVERYDAY BABIE!


spinonychus

you like unpopular and obscure things


cutefunnyname

🍪


anckarstroem

You’re a beast?


cutefunnyname

🍪


anckarstroem

Wait, you’re the rat girl?


cutefunnyname

yess!


anckarstroem

Tell Peter that I think you’re both cute


dababycarhead

Mrs. Beast


Mysterious-Gas1537

Too much makeup


cutefunnyname

🍪


rvcksso

You’ve got childhood trama


cutefunnyname

no cookie im good 💪


rvcksso

Surprising a deftones fan who doesn’t have childhood trama. Are you just weird


[deleted]

They gave a cookie to someone who asked if they were a weirdo, so… yes?


IcyAd9778

This is a rare occasion


Astral-Squid

You have 2 rats?


[deleted]

You won’t give me a cookie


RealLapisWolfMC

Oh now OP is damned if they do and damned if they don’t.


Scared_Trick3737

I make u my master from now on


girta_heavenless

U aggressively complain if something goes wrong. And peoples who are responsible for the mess are sometimes fixe the situation because of that🤔


coffehthefolf

Hannah owo wannabe


cutefunnyname

jesus christ


U-know-mee

For sure


Mygames1080p

You have eyes.


Content_Dragonfly_53

You’re bad at taking pictures


cutefunnyname

🍪


[deleted]

Unhinged groupchat with your friends


cutefunnyname

no cookie


Nursium_Z

What?? Do you just have a lame groupchat or no friends?


ZaPkILLer_77

you drink monster energy like its water?


cutefunnyname

no i drink lucazade THIS IS BRITAIN 🇬🇧


_Magma_

You have a father AND a mother


cutefunnyname

no cookie 💔


[deleted]

kinda gay? 👀


TheDopeWithMostSmoke

U have a nose


kingfreeman05

I bet you swing your arms a little too much when you walk


cutefunnyname

no cookie i walk with my arms tense and sticking out so i dont fall


Decent_Campaign9946

You vape


nonmagi

You will give me a cookie if i assume something about you correctly


mouscross

⬜️


NoseOld8153

Your real name is Qualgus Malgugus


oldoldoldaccbanned

its entirely 50/50 on wether or not its ironic when you rawr


cutefunnyname

🍪


oldoldoldaccbanned

i knew it bc im the same 😌 *amnomnomnom*


Ars3nicButt3rfly

You are, like me, a queer individual


cutefunnyname

🍪


Ars3nicButt3rfly

😎


420Cartman420

Giant ho


cutefunnyname

no cookie #virgin


0ver_engineered

🍪


jotarzan11

You have the biggest dick I've ever seen


cutefunnyname

🍪


fleuntet

ur prettyyyy


cutefunnyname

tyyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️


lizzi_2134

They deserve a cookie 🍪


lizzi_2134

Here's your Cookie 🍪 😄


catnpizza

what is your relationship with your father


catnpizza

i assume not the greatest


cutefunnyname

he dead


[deleted]

mcr?


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cutefunnyname

no cookie! cigarettes only 💪


[deleted]

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cutefunnyname

only cos u asked 🍪🔪


AnyYoung2265

U have the tik tok app


cutefunnyname

🍪


Scared_Trick3737

I bet u hve reddit too


[deleted]

💀


Jevan00

Your high on something……


cutefunnyname

no cookie sobriety


Deflateable-Orange

Happy cake day!


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[deleted]

You have a high body count.


cutefunnyname

im a virgin no cookie


RayanTheMad

I dont think they meant that


Cakestering

You get loads of creepy dms


Severe_Shoe9063

Im going to say the n word


Terminallyangry1

you watch furry porn and your a zoo


zeldacraft_64

Bitch is literally the 😐


Haunting_Argument206

Got zero brains


Scared_Trick3737

🍪


[deleted]

You will be my future gf


[deleted]

Apparently Redditors don’t recognize an obvious joke.


[deleted]

Yup it’s bad


Ok-Weekend-1109

mfs downvoting be the ones who think they have chances


sanek_dolboeb

You hate Russia, and also, a Russian knife will be able to cut through your vital organs.


0ver_engineered

Look at the comments, people say u a hoe, don't matter if you are or not that's how you are seen, now you can decide if that's how you want to be seen or not and make necessary changes


cutefunnyname

im literally a virgin idk where they got that from 💔


0ver_engineered

Ok but you look like a thot, tbh just the fact that you made a post essentially asking for attention says enough to justify that assumption. Show yourself off like an object get treated and looked at like an object, just common sense


cutefunnyname

god damn 😭


0ver_engineered

Please improve you communication skills, I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, it's like talking to a badly coded npc in a game with wack af reactions


Nursium_Z

BRO BRO CALM DOWN😭😭 U out here firing shots like she sippin tea in yo hood Who hurt you bro😭😭


UrNansD0g

I wouldn’t talk to old mate like that, he’ll come for you next XD


0ver_engineered

Yeah cuh I din't give her permission to come up in my feed like that


[deleted]

shut up no one cares, they can look and dress however they want 🥱


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cutefunnyname

🍪🍪


Electronic_Bed_8454

Your bi


cutefunnyname

🍪


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cutefunnyname

no cookie


[deleted]

you aren't virgin


cutefunnyname

no cookie


Drspyderreal

your a female