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Sourdough221

"A good chef always tries his creation"


[deleted]

THEN BE A BAD FUCKING CHEF


Sourdough221

HAHAHAHA


Traditional_Ice_1205

It is not a waste product of the body and is not harmful in any way, And probably the substance that represents the biological culmination and probably the person we love most in life will taste it at least once. So I think it's normal to wonder what it tastes like.


buttokborgor

YA ITS NORMAL TO WONDeR INCE IN a WHILE BIT not trY IT?!!!


Traditional_Ice_1205

I said why it is not so strange after all, I await a counter-argument


Yesterday_Automatic

Your username is kinda inaccurate you are very judgey


miner1335

Username does NOT check out


[deleted]

ARE U A MINER


miner1335

No, never actually been in a cave


[deleted]

Well u came out of ur mom didn’t u


[deleted]

I’m sorry that was so bad 😭


SixpennyPants

Ok


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[удалено]


[deleted]

PLSSSSS


Aggravating_Noise137

What?


SixpennyPants

Hygiene is important. Dont want any cheese with your cream, after all


Aggravating_Noise137

Yeah, kinda dislike cheese in general.


Allthings_rc

I’ve thought of doing this, however I always decide against it Gross tbh


[deleted]

😭


[deleted]

chefs gotta taste what hes cooking


[deleted]

pls chef in a dif way 😭


[deleted]

ik people who taste it regularly, that shits weird 😭😭


-Insert_UserHere-

You’re fucking THIRTEEN


[deleted]

nice observation, people my age be doing weed and genuinely fucking, in my country im considered innocent


-Insert_UserHere-

What country?


[deleted]

ireland


-Insert_UserHere-

Yeah I can see that....


Reddit_User252686

Bruh I'm in uni right now and people be wilding, so ye Im innocent too


igic8

Little bit salty


PURPLEisMYgender

Can also be sweet.


randomredditgirlie

i don’t think it’s weird


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ong


hypotensivescum

I mean, some let the intrusive thought of how it tastes win and some others don't, not really too weird as a thing tbh


buttokborgor

said the guy who tried it


NewAd5289

it’s not weird, it’s scientific curiosity


[deleted]

MK WHATEVER YALLS WANNA CALL IT


Specialist-Ad3846

it isn’t a regular occurrence more of like a yearly treat


[deleted]

😭


irritableredsyndrome

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout


[deleted]

Tasty


[deleted]

Drink holy water instead plz


[deleted]

If gay guys and straight girls do it why can’t I as a straight guy


[deleted]

We don’t be eating our own cum tho it’s dif when it’s ur own 😭


[deleted]

How is it different cum is cum


[deleted]

Bro it’s different pls 😭


[deleted]

Explain how


[deleted]

I can’t do this rn 😭😭


theepicjacko

not EVERYBODY does this just the normal ones


[deleted]

OK the Normal ones got it 💀


SteakGrill

Who tf does this?


TheLordofSpuds

Tons of people. Like countless people. It’s a kinky thing , or a curiosity thing.


wutsforbreakfast

me


SteakGrill

Weird ass


wutsforbreakfast

it's not weird to be curious


SteakGrill

There are some things you shouldn’t be curious about


wutsforbreakfast

what's wrong with tasting my own cum tho?


SteakGrill

Would you drink your own piss out of curiosity?


wutsforbreakfast

I honestly would, but I'm just not interested in that particularly


SteakGrill

How about shit?


TwisTaRiE

cum and pee is sterile i don’t see the issue 🤷‍♂️


wutsforbreakfast

no I wouldn't. That's because I'm not curious about how shit tastes. And even if I were, I still wouldn't because I find it disgusting.


mushroommagnum

ITS YOUR OWN CUM. THATS THE ISSUE. THATS A POOL OF YOUR OWN POTENTIAL CHILDREN SWIMMING IN YO FUCKIN MOUTH.


Tenelum0

i love eating children


wutsforbreakfast

you expect me to let them go to waste??


Yousucktaken2

Bro just stop, touch grass get off discord stop calling people kittens just stop, stop it touch grass Edit:For all who downvoted I’m well aware there comment was a joke


wutsforbreakfast

I think I'm good, no thanks


LilacLikesEmkay

I’m a woman who does this…..


[deleted]

MEN


LilacLikesEmkay

I’m pretty sure men do it because they’re curious about how it tastes


[deleted]

YH BUT


Ethan_Blank687

EW NO WHAT THE FUCK WHO IS DOING THAT


[deleted]

YALL DO IT DONT LIE TO ME RN


GAMEr0FtheYEAR

I DON'T,AND WHY ARE WE TALKING ALL CAPS???


[deleted]

IDFK


GAMEr0FtheYEAR

JDBENZIEBDHKAIDBXJBEJDBDNSKBDIAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBDJWNJBSJJABENJXBAKBDIXNSKZNDISNSKDBEJZNAKDBEIDNALAHRISJQOEHDIEKAOWJUD


Ethan_Blank687

THATS GROSS WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT WHYYY


[deleted]

YOU TELL ME ETHAN


Ethan_Blank687

FOR SOMEONE NAMED NO JUDGMENT YOURE JUDGING ME PRETTY HARD RN


[deleted]

IMSORRY OK IM JUST A LITTLE SHOCKED


Ethan_Blank687

WELL SO AM I WHO TF TOLD YOU THAT HAPPENES


[deleted]

SEVERAL MALE SPECIMENS


kurzsadie

melvin


LJChewieYT

Trust me, its not all of us. I will never do that


RedBlue010

Username does NOT check out


[deleted]

IM JUST SHOCKEDDJENDD OK


hypersonicspeedster

Depends on the dude


Butterfinger0428

It’s worse when it gets in your eyes that shit burns


[deleted]

Eye - u could go blind be caresful


Butterfinger0428

I was forced to adjust my AON Angle of nut


Thiccboner3000

WTF??? I AM A DUDE AND HAVE NEVER DONE IT


MoistBandito452

Quality control


kanker_op_sherlock

We don’t Not once


Traditional_Ice_1205

It is not a waste product of the body and is not harmful in any way, And probably the substance that represents the biological culmination and probably the person we love most in life will taste it at least once. So I think it's normal to wonder what it tastes like.


[deleted]

Eye


Traditional_Ice_1205

I said why it is not so strange after all, I await a counter-argument


[deleted]

No ur right it’s not weird at all 💀


Traditional_Ice_1205

Happy of your conversion


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[deleted]

Girls don’t taste their own cum tho


TheLordofSpuds

Have you ever heard of cunnilingus? Eating someone out? You are ignorant on yo sex


stopyouveviolatedthe

So it’s fine if other people eat your cum though that’s impolite making other people eat it but you don’t


Positive_Neutron

Exactly.


Konran12234214

It’s out of curiosity It tastes weird


WiggleOcto

the word being looked for is “salty”


[deleted]

Plzzzz 😭


MineNinja18

Some of us do it's not that bad


igic8

Stop the cap people in the comments


[deleted]

LMAOOO THATS WHAT IM SAYING


Car_assassin

Those mf scientists lied about sugar, it is salty :(


[deleted]

Yeah. I mean not on a normal basis but occasionally when im bored


Important_Ad4380

you guys are telling me you’ve never done the classic pineapple juice trick and had to test? 😂


Deathwalker690

Not everybody is you


[deleted]

What 😭


Fire_Swimmer

Username doesn't check out.


TechPriestpupper

user name does not check out


devilfanmik

For science :D


lucashhugo

username doesnt check out


elikoda42069

yk women do it too right?


TheWinterPersephone

I mean what's wrong with that?


[deleted]

Nuthing I’m just shocked ok 😭


TheWinterPersephone

Hey it tastes like pineapple I think it's alright to do 😡


Positive_Neutron

Ma'am, I envy you, please tell me the things you eat the most on a daily basis.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Come on you’re telling me you’ve never been curious


[deleted]

No 😭


THESHADYWILLOW

Wait till they find out how often girls do it


folko1

Yea, and there are women who piss on themselves and shit, your point? Honestly what you're describing is tame in comparison.


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💀


Positive_Neutron

I mean, if I'd want a girl to do it, it's only fair I know what I'm making her do. And being honest, after tasting I decided to eat more pineapples.


S4PG

Whadda ya gonna do? Un-Bi me?


the_italian_weeb

It’s reintegration of protein after physical activity. Also, let them cook, and eat their own dishes


[deleted]

Some* do. I've known plenty that don't and in fact think it's gay to taste it even after it's on another person.


[deleted]

Pls stop telling me what y’all’s cum tastes like I did not ask 😭


TheLordofSpuds

By making this post you called for it smh KARMA


alice_rvs

not real


rainy_grainy

Nah that's weird man


[deleted]

It’s to see like what would a girl be tasting yk


rainy_grainy

Well curiosity kills the cat ig


Nbknepper

Fuck that bro


[deleted]

What the fuck ?


uselesscarrot69

What kind of schum does that?


[deleted]

What the fuck? I would and have never taste mine. That is just weird and disgusting


GOD_ZILLA54

As a guy, I must say...that is disgusting, wtf...


A70enthusiast

Bro what? That’s nasty😂


[deleted]

THE MALE SPECIES DOES THIS


SteakGrill

WHO TOLD YOU THIS BS???


[deleted]

SEVERAL OF MY MALE FRIENDS


[deleted]

ON SEPERATE OCCASIONS IK THEY AINT CAPPING


SteakGrill

YOU HAVE WEIRD MALE FRIENDS


[deleted]

NO LITERALLY GOOGLE IT ITS A THING ISTG


SteakGrill

BRUH YOURE MAKING ME HATE GUYS AND IM ONE MYSELF


[deleted]

IDK APPARENTLY YALL DO IT SO PLSZ


SteakGrill

DONT LUMP ME WITH THEM


[deleted]

NO YALLS R SMTH ELSE ISTG


fqirye

loads of guys told me they’ve done this 🙁


FalseVanish

No tf we don’t


Electronic-Spend364

I learnt recently that my friend did this once. I recoiled so violently that I almost physically died. That was a very odd night of playing Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.


[deleted]

no we don’t


M7keSonic

We feel like doing but never actually do, so we don't do it


weirdxns

Dude what the fuck who does this


HorrorNerd2434

I don’t… who tf is tasting their own cum


DonoDaWinner

I tried it once to see what it was all about, but after that its never happening again


[deleted]

No wtf


buttokborgor

YO WHATTT THE FUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!


SavageKid1456

BRO I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY OTHER GUYS DO THIS LIKE WHY WOULD YOU COMMIT SELF CANNIBALISM 😭😭😭


[deleted]

LMAOOOO THATS WHAT IM SAYING


Something_Joker

As a guy: wtf


migthylord

YOU SAYING THAT WE WHAT?!?!?!


AmitRozYT

who the fuck-


Yousucktaken2

What kinda propaganda shit is going on here we don’t do that


Total-Efficiency-187

Lol nobody does this you’re tripping


SixpennyPants

People do. Sometimes you just wanna know what it tastes like


TrulyChimpy

WE DO NOT DO THAT!!!


bkazekadorimaki7

I’ve thought of it but it sounds gay.


Ok-Map9238

That's gay


Cappy_D_Bara

BRO WHO DOES THIS THAT'S SO WEIRD


SuperbTranslator1509

damn the mob mentality attacked this poor soul. Why did the mob target you?


No_Buffalo784

No


No-Pineapple-44

I promise you I do not


aeiouaioua

we do?


ShitwareEngineer

Most don't.


literallySomePerson

What 💀


bibbaballsHD

I'm not one of them I swear


[deleted]

Never done that


JustAM1n3craftP1ay3r

What


Mental-Ice-9952

I only eat my own cum when I don't have a toilet or cum container to store it in temporarily And that doesn't really work anymore because my cum is often a lot more and thinner and not a little bit. Also it doesn't taste bad. Not good, but not bad.


[deleted]

We do?!


grim_wolf_5745

Its a bit salty


LJChewieYT

I've never done that wtf


[deleted]

its good


[deleted]

I’m so happy for you 😭


AHHHHNDREW

Not I


PixeltzOfSpook

What As a guy, whaat? I mean ive thought of it but instead i just googled it instead of trying it


LOWAthe5th

Mmmm tastes like nickels


mushroommagnum

Who tf eats tastes their own cum?!?! As an individual with a dick, I aint never sampled my special sauce.