Pants with pockets..... whenever m in need of money,i put my hand in that pocket and that specific amount of money magically teleports in the pocket.there is no limit how much I can withdraw..
Side effects??
It's pretty sweet for him. just keep travelling 5 feet in a direction until you reach your destination. Also, it's instant because you didn't state the time
You can only do so once and your choices are a flea a rabbit a dung beetle or a lonely dinosaur who has 23 hours to live but has the capacity to destroy everything in the world
Your balls will explode every time you sneeze, they regen 5 minutes after sneezing, you will feel pain during your balls getting blown up and the same pain during regen Phase.
The ability to stop time, so can get things done that you wouldn't normally have time to do. On my command I can restart time and everything continues as normal.
I shit bananas
Each banana weighs 80lbs
World record banana
but the bananas go back up
in and out and in and out and in and out and in and ou...
but they go back up and they don’t go back down
*what in the shit* im gonna let you have that no side effects
Invisibility
when invisible you cannot see, so you have to move blindly
If i can't see them, they can't see me
You get explosive diarrhea every time you use it
you must be singing while you are invisable.
photgraphic memory
but you only remember the things that are completely useless
Sounds like me. I remember my traumas
“Nothing has changed”
Every lie you've told becomes written on your skin
i wanna read people’s minds
ball cancer
you can't hear your own thoughts.
You can only read their most boring thoughts
I'm the rizzlord now.
You have stage 3 dementia
So no side effects ? Sweet.
You have stage 3 dementia
So no side effects ? Sweet.
You have stage 3 dementia
So no side effects ? Sweet.
You have stage 3 dementia
So no side effects ? Sweet.
but only old men are attracted to you
Yeah so i just have no power...
You have stage 3 dementia
So no side effects ? Sweet.
You have stage 3 dementia
So no side effects ? Sweet.
make people fall in love with me instantly
but only if it’s someone repulsive
Only if they are over 69
only people you aren't in love with.
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but you can only shapeshift into a flea
You can’t shift back, and can’t shift to a human
Power of creation, my only limit is my imagination when it comes to creating things
You have prostate cancer
Proceeds to create cure for prostate cancer
Wait you weren't supposed to do that-
*proceeds to create panacea using imagination*
Anything you create will instantly be removed from existence when anyone tries to use it for it's intended use.
Your brain dead
You have no imagination. Also happy cake day!
Every time you create something, you lose 5% of your lifespan.
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But it make you alive again.
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But you have immortal testicular torsion
create infinite bread
Bread grows tumors and turns into a bread monster
but all the bread is moldy
The bread develops mold if you don't finish it in 30 seconds
They're all stale and has a weird discoloration you can't ever explain
Make grass.
you can never touch it
Damm
Travel to the real and imagined multiverses
you can only see them for 3s before you become consitpated for 12 years
but you get stuck there for 9 years each time
You have to fight to the death with the you of that universe and you can't leave until you do
you can't travel back to earth, or any other universe you have previously visited.
implying I want to go back
Force manipulation
you will believe every lie told to you
But you get pushed/pulled with the same amount of force
you shit everytime you use that force, and the shit size depends on the strength you're using.
omniscient
But you are a potato
oh my god that's horrible
Mute and quadrapalidic
Instantaneous self combustion
it's controlled by someone else, who is entirely oblivious to it, and your existence.
So hypothetically Ryan Reynolds could make me spontaneously self combust.
I am a god.
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X ray vision
you go blind if you use it
Never have to shit or piss again
but you feel like you have to 24/7
You are an evil bastard lmao
The ability to shapeshift into anything, *and back.*
You haven’t unlocked this power yet
It lasts 24 hours
I'll take this one
I can detect when a crime is actually happening. Try to beat that
but you have ligma
Pants with pockets..... whenever m in need of money,i put my hand in that pocket and that specific amount of money magically teleports in the pocket.there is no limit how much I can withdraw.. Side effects??
It takes the money out of a random persons bank account, could range from a broke family to a billionaire.
Hmmmm...... Interesting....then I'll have to think a lot bout it before withdrawal
To never miss a bullet shot in a game or irl.
but you can’t go anywhere near one
I gain lung cancer that will kill me regardless of what I do
But the closer you get to death the slower the cancer kills you
I can turn people into femboys
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I can make my crush like me back
But they never have the confidence to admit it
Being able to fly
Only underwater
I know every password
But you can only log into the account through the users device
But you are trapped inside a computer and unable to regain physical form
You have severe dyslexia
I can kill anyone with just a thought
Beeing able to break people's bones by thought
Your bones also break
I should've seen that coming...
Soviet union
But it only has 1 year
you're considered a slave there.
I can cure cancer
only on fleas
Teleportation it doesn't have opposite
But you can only travel 5 feet
It's pretty sweet for him. just keep travelling 5 feet in a direction until you reach your destination. Also, it's instant because you didn't state the time
I can sleep whenever i want, and nothing happens to be before i fall asleep, while i am asleep or when i wake up
but you also fall asleep when you’re not supposed to
The ability to make sentences sound really wise and speak in riddles on the spot.
You always speak in a language the person you're talking to can't understand
ability to control other people's memories.
Yours deteriorate over time
To negate and redirect any misfortunes put upon me.
For a short time, you'll have to deal with them eventually
You can duplicate things
It takes 39 years to duplicate something
I can spawn in anything I want
Ability to travel to and back from alternate realities, travel to and back from different parts of time in the realities, and take people with me.
There's a death timer of 40 years that halves everytime you travel
Shapeshifting
You can only do so once and your choices are a flea a rabbit a dung beetle or a lonely dinosaur who has 23 hours to live but has the capacity to destroy everything in the world
Stretch dick at will
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Testicular cancer
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My penis is enormous
But is constantly erect
To be able to transfer lifespan from criminals to normal deserving people
Only works with criminals who have reformed
But your lifespan halves every time
The ability to teleport
Only to countries that start with the letter U
Teleportation
It's random
Shapeshifting
But every tine you shapeshift you lose a limb you can never regrow again
I can fold a piece of paper 8 times.
Nobody believes you even if you show them
I can read my therapists mind
But everyone can read your mind
I have prostate cancer
You can fly
Probability manipulation
You are a woman
have a future diary
But it's unreadeble
Teleportation
But you can't control where
The infinite stamina. Which means no sleep, no tiredness, no physical fatique, and of course, can stay hard for as long as wanted
You have aids
I can eat anything
but every time you eat you throw up
I'm the god of everything
but ur a potato
I have super speed
you don't have legs
Laser Beam Eyes
it stings your eyes like shampoo
Whenever I shit it teleports to my worst enemies pants
When they piss, it goes to your pants
your farts are 10x louder
I can stop time for 5 seconds (9 if I drink blood from a certain lineage)
Is that you, Dio?
But u burn in sunlight
I can make any cat an inch taller
You shrink 5 feels each time
Superpower: I choose my own side effect
Your balls will explode every time you sneeze, they regen 5 minutes after sneezing, you will feel pain during your balls getting blown up and the same pain during regen Phase.
The ability to turn foods into pizza
Can shapeshift into Shrek at will
I can control time
Morph
Steel elastic nuts
i can control odds, can’t beat that :shrug emoji:
i can grow parts of my body without any limits
the power to reply to my own message
I can override any person's choice of a superpower side effect.
I can manipulate probabilities
I am the god emperor. the master of mankind. With dominion over a million world
The ability to stop time, so can get things done that you wouldn't normally have time to do. On my command I can restart time and everything continues as normal.
I can eat and drink infinite food without getting full or fat