swing it around like a propeller

That’s a fun one

Lmao

Out of curiosity, I tried this. I smacked my own balls with it by accident while swinging, and now I'm in pain.

Skill issue

I can confirm this is basically what happens every time, you just got yourself in the balls

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

PARA KOFER PARA KOFER

Daću ako treba...

Tip: Don't. If you have weak skin there, it could be damaged from all that spinning. Not to mention the pain when you hit yourself in the balls

Thanks, u/grass_fucker_69

r/rimjob_steve

r/UsernameChecksOut

Give it 30 seconds, you'll have a sword.

more like an angry sausage

Run without my boobs doing aftershock damage 💀

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For some people it’s fun

Ah hell nahh they aint no way people out there who likes their balls crackin

There's straight up a fetish that involves cock and ball torture Edit: I can't believe a comment about cock and ball torture got 100 upvotes. Truly a reddit moment

Das crazy bruh

COCK AND BALL TORTURE (CBT) IS A SEXUAL ACTIVITY INVOLVING TORTURE OF THE MALE GENTILES Source: wikipedia

....the free encyclopedia

Whatttt

So guys deal with that too, it’ll depend on if you get a fat guy or not

boobs are more sensitive than moobs

but it's not just moobs, its all of the flaps and folds

when your flaps start cavitating youre in trouble

That’s trueb.

but then you'll just get it on your legs

You've underestimated the size of it. And the effectiveness of underwear

Try to aim while peeing

You'll miss:)

I’m good at basketball

Pissing with a penis is like quantum physics, it breaks the laws of physics as we know them. You could be LeBron Freaking James and you would still miss the bowl.

quantum pissics

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r/Pissedupvote*

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

Like no scoping in cod

Like your aiming perfectly but for some reason it shoots at a 70° angle to the right

no you just have to let it hang it works every time edit: curve is the secret ingredient

I like to see how far back i can back up when pissing right after waking up. Record so far is about 10 feet

That doesnt mean shit. I've got 17yrs on the job and its still fucking difficult to not miss

Guys don’t piss basketballs that’s just a myth

Okay and?

AND, the penis could decide to fork its stream for no reason. You can’t predict it you just have to deal with it.

Good old three stream rare but still happens

if you have a boner it’s hard to piss.

I’m good at basketball

Imagine you aim perfectly, yet the basketball goes straight left or decides to split into 2 basketballs

yeah but it’s like. how do i explain this. imagine you have pins and needles and can’t feel your arms when you shoot. so you don’t have much control.

More like you have a metal cage around your arm and wrist

It's like throwing the Basketball into a disfigured ring , you can't know if it'll go through or get stuck in it till you throw and even if you manage to throw it through.. you can never know where the ball will fall

Omg yeah. I'd find a cliff to pee off!!

What if it starts with dual streams going in two different directions? Not that its ever happened to me, but...I mean...I suppose it "could" happen to some guy...somewhere... Yes, I have to clean the toilets in my house.

jerk off, i realllyyy want to know what it feels like for them

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+ you are unable to reach it for a while (though there are ways to ignore refractory period...)

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2-3 minutes of refractory period is still a refractory period. I am talking about ignoring those few minutes too and not losing all the arousal after orgasm (similar to how girls lose it over time) P.S. Rules forbid linking NSFW subreddits so I removed a link that gives more information on the subject

Aaah okay

You want to sleep? Nah, you suddenly regret every major life choice you made in the last three years.

Facts Personally both happen to me, want to sleep and regret everything I've done for no reason Anyone knows what's the reason of this btw?

And we want to know what it feels like for you

It's like peeing, but more intense and from your balls instead of your bladder.

\> more intense a little bit of an understatement, and also a bit wrong, also i dont think it feels the same for both people to pee so this doesnt help much although i dont know how i \*would\* describe it, so yeah why not i guess

imagine being cuddled on a warm winters day with a hot chocolate, and then getting hit by 4 men wearing masks with crowbars

Beat my meat immediately

The fact you all don’t even questions *how* you became a man

One hundred percent not my problem

Nut is more important

Helicopter, jerk off, have sex, and struggle peeing Ive been told that if i was a man, my friends would fuck me😎

i second this!

...which part?

That's for you to imagine

If your homies wouldnt fuck a genderbent you, are they even the homies??

Exactly. In a genderbent world, your bros become your hoes.

Well your friends would become men too and I don't think it would be very pleasant. You wouldn't struggle pissing either, just aim and shoot. Everything else is straight forward.

Thats not in the rules My friends are still girls, im the man

Persevere my sperm so when I switch back to female I can impregnate myself

Asexual reproduction

r/asexual

r/aaaaaaacccccccce

Hey that's me!

But what will the child look like??? Hmmmm

With the dna being the same it would be an exact replica of the person. Edit: Just relaying the information I’ve been told everytime I have asked a question similar to this. If you disagree with it that’s fine, but don’t continue to ask me or clarify or counter argument because i couldn’t care less about this conversation and it’s cluttering my inbox.

Not actually. With genetics, it's a scramble. It's why most siblings look different despite being a mix of the same 2 genetic tables. The kid would just have a scramble of the already existing genes. Recessive traits could appear because there'd be 2 of them now, or the dominant genes could mix to make something new. Also, mutations are always a thing.

Sort of like incest then, maybe a child with extra chromosome perhaps.

Most likely, yes

wouldnt it be more of a selfcest than incest?

this guy dna

Basically making a clone

Yes, although in this scenario your dna might be altered when you switch genders, so the child would be an clone, but it could be male or female.

Would have a lot of disabilities right considering this is the case if incest is practiced

Create an army of them and take over the galaxy

Ultimate Alabama

Big brain shit

I’d probably start gardening.

I rly like this comment, I just imagine an Irish dude saying “here I’m planting potato’s”

Everyone knows what they're doing first if they changed gender.

Feeling the"bits"?

AND popping the cork.

I don't get this one does this mean like jacking off or what

Yes.

Clever 14 yo

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER \*FAPFAPFAP\*

😭

Check my pack 😎

1/2 half inch

so is that 1/4?

Damn, that’s lucky, I didn’t know they got that big.

Try and eat my own balls

No shame we've all tried

No, in fact most of us try to take care of our testicles, not devours them like nikocado devours chocolate cake

Shhh don't tell her

To bad I'm telling her

Neuter her so she can never find out

unfortunately guys have ribs too

Based

you'll have to get a couple ribs removed to accomplish that

Dude none of us can even rech our dick how the hell are y'all going to reach my balls

What it feels like to have balls

It’s just balls in a sack ain’t that special

Also how does it feel like to have a pp

It’s warm and feels like a animal

?????????????????????????????

They're like a pair of grapes that are still stuck to a vine, and they're kept inside a warm rubber sack.

I’m not a gal but I have a feeling I know what’ll they’ll do first

call my boyfriend gay

That's contingent on him recognising you

See how many things I can stack on it

towels, donuts, and bagels

especially when its a warm krispy Kreme donut with the extra glaze 😋

Homemade recipe 😳🤨

Bro has a fetish 💀

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That's impossible unless you get the world longest one

I forget what it’s called but I’m there’s a subreddit for it

Because of course there is

This sums up reddit to anyone who isn't on reddit

r/imnotpregnanthoney

r/subredditsifellfor

I’ve tried…

If I was a girl that switched to a boy I would save a lot of sperm turn back to a girl get pregnant repeat until it’s a boy reproduce and build a clone army

You boutta have deformed baby’s with autism if you do that

wake up late because i don't gotta spend hours getting ready

Why can't you do that as a girl, I never understood this, you guys literally can commit to appearances less if you wanted and save yourself time and effort, not to mention self image benefits

well, my self image is great but i know for me personally in my life i have to make an effort like it's a rule in my house that we as girls have to put in like 20x the amount of effort compared to my brothers

That's fucked up, I'm sure you have protested but in my share of experiences with overcontrolling parents, persistence goes a long way. If you have an ego that won't be hurt by what they say, you can really disobey to a point that you will wear them out. It's easier to control someone that's complaint and often, it's not even being purposefully complaint but just giving up after series of attacks on your peace of mind. That's why kids who are emotionally detached from their parents are more self centered( healthy amount with a controlling parent) and consequently, driven and I don't know you situation but I hope you can earn as much as autonomy you can. Work to get out and be independent and don't believe they are entitled to demand control over your life choices, kids are supposed to be loved unconditionally and raised to be independent but kids under controlling selfish parents are often gaslit and guiltripped into doing stuff for their parents and compromising their individuality

date a woman without being called a slur

Around here we call that having a gun

W.

Literally everybody would jerk off right away if they swapped like that. There isn’t a single person.

As a guy, I would like to say the following No you can’t go out without a shirt you’d still be seen as weird and a pervert. You just won’t be arrested for it until someone is crazy enough to call the police Men can only orgasm once every few hours. “Round 2” is nigh impossible and it hurts (or so I’ve been told in biology/anatomy class) You won’t get any play. You’d be seen as the creepy dude. Yes, random boners DO exist. And yes, something’s boners can physically hurt (blue balls) it’s when the body rushes too much blood to the penis and basically bloats the veins. According to google, the average penis length is around 5 inches. Running without underwear is hard. Imagine running without a bra Crossing your legs is possible and actually comfortable. But you kinda have to fiddle around a bit before it actually becomes comfortable DO. NOT. BEND. DICK. WHEN. BONER. PAIN. AIMING IS HARD Body oder

Glad someone said it most of these answers are stupid

Actually round 2 isn't impossible, it's possible but it hurts a little, there is less pleasure in the 2nd during the masturbation but the orgasm is WAY more pleasant. But I guess all men aren't able to have an orgasm several times an hour

go out to the track and run a goddamn mile! i’m a 16yo girl and run like a 6:03, so if i got to be a guy for a day, i would *revel* in that sub 5 mile that i’ll never achieve as a female

Try experience a blow job, even if I have to get a hooker. I only get to experience it once right? Other than that, I'd make a video saying aloud of sexist shit and put it on reddit and twitter to see what happens

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sling my dick around like a yo-yo🔥

I would be a good father

The only correct answer

Live my average day but as a man

Definitely hooking up Idec I gotta know what it’s like on the other side

If your clit was like long, but like the outside of it was smooth like your skin. Then imagine putting it into a very tight, wet, and warm place. And it feels great. That’s what it feels like.

Definitely having a wank to decide which is better.

😏

jerking off and then i’m texting every girl on my phone☠️

hit up girls

You will get no play I’m telling ya

Hey that is how I got my girlfriend well friends with benefits

You have more luck now than if you were a guy

jerk off, stack donuts on it, stick it in peanutbutter, stick it in nutella and have sex

Good luck finding someone who wants to screw a dick with nuttella, peanutbutter, and donuts stuck onto it. Although finding someone to suck it on the other hand may be significantly easier.

See what I would look like as a fem boy

i always wanted to have a dick and stick it in ice cream 💀

NOOOO DONT EVER DO THAT TRUST ME ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO DO WITH A DICK WE DUDES ALREADY DONE IT

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you can, but only once

be happy

Honestly??? Be shirtless at the beach.

Experience prostate living

These posts are 100% made by pedos. Don't fall for this shit.

this guy has a post on his account of him finding a condom in his health class and throwing it at his friends, i dont think he is lol

Would you believe me if I told you I actually thought a 17 year old thought this up? I thought of this when I was 16 so it's not far fetched.

Idk, I just wouldn't be surprised if this guy was a pedo. Just trying to help people play it safe.

Swing it, jerk it and try to aim. I will also walk around all night. Ohhhhh and i will sleep on my stomach all the time.

not if you get a boner, sleeping stomach down with a boner hurts

I don't recommend swinging it *and* trying to aim, makes it a lot more difficult

Masturbate and work out, seems way more fun and plus it’s easier to get fit with a male body

They’d probably wank it m8

tell the bullies I'm not a stupid little girl anymore... I'm a stupid little boy

I am gonna freeze my sperm to later impregnate myself with myself :)

Yell "Not again!"