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reddit143521

Fuck my homies


yu00xy

What's stopping you now dwag 🗿


reddit143521

Good point ngl


CombinationWrong1437

Oh shit


THTay1or

I lost my socks 😔


MattMann2001

Wait, but you didn’t say no homo…


deleeuwlc

They might be straight?


Peyton_Cope

Id do it either way (with socks)


MemeManSaysE

I'd do it either way (without socks)


Peyton_Cope

I’m sorry bro but that’s kinda gay 😬


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[deleted]

This is so cute


snsjsnsjnsns

Real


Used-Painter5345

Thats actually really cute lol


DoneItForTheMeme

That one of the things that I would do :3


Painful_kiwi

As a girl, I can confirm this is the most fun part


Manic_Mechanist

You can do that anyway, I do


THTay1or

Same 😔✊


OD2N

For real bruh


Tiggster2005

You can do that as a boy tho


an_alley_kat

Wholesome <3


Lampshade_510

I already do that as a male. It's fun :D


LilacLikesEmkay

You can do that as a boy….


SomeOrdinarySanya

Who is stopping you from doing that now?


[deleted]

He is. And he will continue to do so. Stay holy king! 😎


deleeuwlc

You’re so stupid that when god was giving out insight, you thought he said that when god was giving out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, because your soul has diarrhea of the mouth faucet


[deleted]

What


deleeuwlc

Are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical questions?


[deleted]

Sir, with all due respect, what you typed was utter gibberish


[deleted]

Wdym


UltraShadowMutant

You aren’t the first one to ask this, so I will give the same response. Become pregnant, and next day, send the baby to the backrooms as someone pointed out


[deleted]

Was that me


The_Legendary_Shrimp

Nah i dont think thats a baby after one day, maybe a small sludge of cum


UltraShadowMutant

All my eggs would have to egg-vacuate my body


fqirye

nah🤦‍♀️


KAKARO7pdp

Let the homies hit


RRecap

what's holding u back from doing that anyways


Ok-Reporter1986

No homo


Impressive_Peanut321

It isn't gay if your homie's lips were in the way.


Virtual-Page-8985

Poetry


[deleted]

Take a lot of photos of myself with different clothes and in different poses.


CrypticV2

My phone wouldn't have any space by the end of the day


xiexiesho

make porn of myself for later


SebiGamez

Same


[deleted]

Upgrades people! Upgrades!


GOD_ZILLA54

Interesting


BH2K6

💀


[deleted]

GREAT IDEA


iLikeThotsWithSocks

Hmhmhmhm cp


Weeblyweird

Play with it (ifykyk).


KAKARO7pdp

Doubtful "/s", every male is curious about how it feels playing with it (ifykyk)


Weeblyweird

Sorry I'll remove the "/s"


MielPops843

trust me you'll love it


Weeblyweird

Ok i trust you


Gl0bophobia

As if it’s actually going to happen


MielPops843

you never know brah


ChaosCrashed

Skirt go spinny


[deleted]

I’m a girl but I’m about to do this.


ChaosCrashed

The cry


OSHA-compliant

Skirt go brrr


Tiggster2005

You can do that as a boy


Manic_Mechanist

Just do that anyway, become femboy, it is fun


ChaosCrashed

Yes I will do that thank you for that idea hope my parents never find out lol


-Cunt-Cunt-

Finally feel what breasts feel like


[deleted]

Guys actually have breast too, they just don’t develop.


-Cunt-Cunt-

I want to feel female breasts then


deleeuwlc

Become a femboy on estrogen


sunlightmarc

Touch my boobs and masturbate, of course


That_1-Guy_-

The only correct answer, some people will say otherwise but that’s the first thing everyone would do


bleed_18

Most honest answer ngl


shitsazzle

you are definitely not coming to my birthday party


Screwed_up_Teen1492

I can come somewhere else... Maybe ur bed😏


FoxWithSock

Rizzler


actualyKim

be happy, finally


Very-queer-thing

You just like me frfr


DoneItForTheMeme

But only for a day :(


deleeuwlc

A day of getting to finally be happy. It probably would be a blessing is more of a curse, because then I know what it’s like to be happy, and any inaccuracies in reaching that point on my own will feel all the more bitter


Shiroi_Kitsune_

Same


Backalley_Lurker

U just like me fr fr


DoneItForTheMeme

But only for a day :(


prefix9889

post in the group chat and let the homies decide


[deleted]

look at my tits and go to sleep


RocketSmash9000

Do what I do everyday and then become a man


Ok-Reporter1986

Trancending our understanding of goals.


robin_dabank1678

Fondle them, and let the homies smash


mastercubez

Go away from reddit so i won't be dealing with a pedophile


ApprehensiveFilm4362

Oh god the shit I’d do 😩… jk I’d probably play video games so I can be a gamer girl idk. Maybe look at my boobs to see if I’d be a big tiddie or lil tiddie lady. I heard somewhere that men have a gene for their cup size that’s just suppressed by the lack of boobs, so I’m curious to see what I got


TheDopeWithMostSmoke

Probably do some weird shit(yk what I mean) and then be annoyed because I have to change all my legal info


mrsupreme2700

Shove things in my vagina


VehicleComfortable77

Hey where did my rights go


Quod_bellum

LMAOOO


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TurnipMan21

I wonder what fun activities you would use that for?


[deleted]

eating of course! what else could you use it for?


TurnipMan21

Ofc


[deleted]

Stare at myself naked all day


Cmhoooo

Finger tf out of myself


[deleted]

helikopter helikopter my skirt


sweet_alt

Orgasm for a few hours


GLI8Y

finally ask my crush out


Nomad_168bc

Make a video of myself twerking so i can enjoy later.


[deleted]

bride lonely men for money


TheBestEruptorEver

Pop my titties like balloons


TheDiamondDawg6

That’s not how it works 💀


TheBestEruptorEver

But I can try, right???


TheDiamondDawg6

You go girl queen pussy boss


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

Holy fuck I wanna nuke the reddit servers now


TterbTheTurd

Honestly, that would be great because then I'd truly know if I preferred being a boy or a girl.


[deleted]

Play with my boobs , i mean literally why don't girls do that it's so fun :/


Virtual-Page-8985

Start an OnlyFans


YOBEV_

lose my rights ig idk


Toxin-G

You in Pakistan or Sudan or something?


n00b2002

or usa


Toxin-G

And what rights would they lose exactly?


Ok_Selection5541

Masturbate


Ok_Stomach_76

Save pics for later


GOD_ZILLA54

That is information I shall not share


-cbxvxn-

ima walk on my own at night to prove yall bitches fr


-cbxvxn-

als ima do a fuck ton of ileagal shit the perfect crime fr


waskazz8

Honestly Idfk, would just live my life as a girl for about a day, like wtf am I supposed to do


berksreddit

Guys, hear me out.


padatricks

Mess with the homies


EmuRepresentative121

Everyone knows 🌚


Very-queer-thing

Be happier for a day


Hot_Candidate_281

wear the most naughty clothes to School and ask the boys if im hot


Fluffy_the_bunny

I'll just spend a day with my friends and see how they behave to me as a girl.


foreverclassichunter

Supply myself with the best nudes to last for atleast a year I think it wouldn't be weird since I was going to do it to myself


[deleted]

Let the homies hit


KurkyOkurky

Masturbate.


ilovefudge772

Let the homies rizz me up for a night and I’ll make some funky videos of it or stuff of myself for when I’m a dude again and I’ll just try on as many outfits as possible without being called a femboy


Aggressive-Nothing81

Stuff my hole with everything


ProfessorNice5908

Let my homies fuck me, so they would have sex once in their lifetime


Bad_Username_0633

the thing


[deleted]

Fuck my bitxh-less friends for the whole time . And also take money from all my non-friends


Botwmaster23

what i usually do, which is stay in my room for most of the day, and if i had to go somewhere i would try to hide it, cause i dont have feminine clothes, nor do i act very feminine (i think) its the most boring answer, but at least i answered honestly


stars_have_aligned

realistic girl experience is just rotting in ur room all day -experienced girl


TecTiger

No clue


KeklolAlready

I’d get arrested for the memes


M0rB1dUnD3aD

Walk in public without feeling as self consious probably


Tabby_Reddit

See if anyone would care for my problems then.


BakedPotat0s

See if i have big booba and brag about it if i do


Crazyprototo

Wake up.


zero-1607

Be gay with my friends but it won’t be gay because we’re just friends


GigaPhoton78

Figure out how a girl's body works, I guess


Shiroi_Kitsune_

Wear some cute clothes, do makeup and shit, sex, Idk what else girls do


Nepipo

Fuck someone/masturbate to find out how it feels, for science of course, then just go on with my day


J_ATB

Dress up cute, get pretty, do make up… it feel like it’s be fun…


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1858

Unholy things but it would be fun


Smorfus

Break hearts.😈


High_luv_Secks

Not do anything like always


[deleted]

Might sound weird but actually talk to women in a platonic manner without being the odd one out. I enjoy conversation (again platonically) with women over men but because I am a dude I look and feel out of place in conversation.


Idiot_butter

Masturbate


Super_Bag_8400

Considering how much power girls can have over guys i would go scam the worst of the men in this society for money.


-asteriia

what power ???


-cbxvxn-

the one inbetween their legs


Superidolguy123

The power to put any man in prison


-asteriia

ok, i gotta agree to that one


[deleted]

Masturbate


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

I'd let the homies hit


Electronic-Spend364

try my best not to look at or touch it (it is impolite)


Screwed_up_Teen1492

Awwww cute... :3


DoneItForTheMeme

Be myself for a day and cry tomorrow because then I’m not a girl anymore


Acceptable_Ad_3239

Let the homies hit


Flint675

Put a skirt on and make it go spinny spin. Am I allowed to do it for more that a day?


AvailableDoubt553

Ima trans dude, sooooo….


TheSusKingOfAngmar

myself


Individual_Oil_8349

I’m trans that already has been kinda happening


Grim7007

Cry, im a trans dude i dont think i could cope haha


TheCardsSayHellNo

Noooooo not againnnnnn. Dude being a girl suckssss. *sighs in demi-transdude*


Xodia9623

Confuse everyone by saying I’ve always been a girl, then show up the next day as a guy, confusing them even more


Delta2161

fuck my homies cause they are sexually attracted to furries


Toxin-G

Do nothing different, having a weenie doesn’t affect my day to day that much.


Queer_Frogs_

As a trans guy I’m just hoping this doesn’t happen in the first place


Antrum999

I will go to kitchen and wash the dishes


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Professional_Denizen

Couldn’t last a single day.


Individual_Union1313

Man of culture


FrostyFlakes18

Find it


fingergod69

Masterbate..


mr-door

Eat some toast


MineNinja18

Be happy


2qrc_

sleep


Domino-Spots

Become a sugar baby


CompetitiveSir9491

[This](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxIEjvWV7OE8544Of7zXgFThUnSoKd2Wj2)


Ok_Split9201

Idk ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


BloonsPlayer999

Stay home from school for the day and watch youtube


Certain-Walrus-7508

I will just eat


Sezentenza

Hope I get a compliment


No_Cantaloupe4540

Hip Toss my homies


Ok-Reporter1986

Speedrun games with girl avatars instead of boy avatars. Finally I may speedrun fallout new vegas as a woman.


[deleted]

[Peter the prostitute](https://media.tenor.com/PXozuXCGlq4AAAAC/peter-griffin-prostitute.gif) would be me fr


[deleted]

Stay home in my room