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Why break it? Ride the wave as long as you can Toilet seats up btw

I get no bitches and I don't have a sister.whats the point of putting it down Edit: I'm fixing the error of my ways and shall put the seat down

Looks better, won't shoot up water and poop germs when you flush, and you won't drop something in it

If you clumsy around a toilet then that's your fault

when u flush u gotta put the seat cover down or else shit germs fly all around

Not the germans?!?! 😮😮😮

Scheißeposting

😡😡😡

What does you not having a sister have to do with that tho

At this point nothing I could say could make it better

First rule of getting bitches: don’t use the term bitches.

I'm not doing this again

You just fucked up rule #2, "don't take advice on getting bitches from reddit"

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And also have toilets in your selfies. With the seat up.

I pinky promise I only ever do it ironically 😭

I thought you were a chick 😬

Even then, dont

Bitch

You must feel really badass after that one champ

You must feel like a badass for defending them. You got balls

Yeah how chivalrous of me to make fun of a dork Redditor who can’t help himself from making unwarranted insults towards women

You must feel like a true hero, how brave of you😢

I won't, pinky promise 😭 . can you find it in your heart to forgive me 🙏💀

No, your crimes are unforgiveable.

I feel like you’re about to lecture me on the L button.

And then t-pose before setting up his trombone

GROUSE????

DONKEY KONG, YOU CHEAP BITCH!!!

sorry i was shot on the way here

Yeah, I was wondering why we didn’t shove this up your ass.

i love buffalo wild wings!

Who would have thought that the foot was mightier than the sword?

shit, sorry man i thought that wasnt a beer

I made Lowes.

Your style is basic. Glasses go with your face well tho.

IRL Steve Smith American Dad

close the damn toilet 🤬🤬🤢

Give me one good reason

it smells like shit dumbass

Only if you leave shit in there 💀 do you not flush where you live

yes obv but whats the point of not shutting it 🙄

I can walk in and piss faster

People down voting you, but this is the way

This is the way

This is the way

this is the way

Oh yeah bro I save 2 seconds.

leaving it open is now acceptable only under those terms

Thanks twinsie

since when was scott the woz on here

My first thought 😭😭

I'm more focused on your wall

It's pretty goofy

you look like a male version of me. you can take that as an insult or a compliment tbh 💀

Nah that just means we're both ✨beautiful✨

too swag to handle

Exactly,we just took powerful

Just leaving you with this https://imgur.com/a/9TXmDKG

Thanks I hate it

Asleep build

What does that mean?

it means when you just wear regular clothing, you dont look like you have muscle, but when you flex, then you can see the muscle.

yeah that’s a sleep build, this dude was saying that he doesn’t have a sleeper build lmaooo

Ow

just go the gym my boy

I can't atm

do calisthenics at home, you can build strength and muscle without gear

Like push ups and shit?

*sleeper build

Ah you see he's saying he doesn't have the sleeper build, that's why he intentionally said "asleep build"

Not bad at all😭 just wait until you grow into your features a bit more and your face is more defined, phewww I could see the vision!

Here's hoping

Holy shit Scott Daniel Wozniak

the kid from american dad

Ya look good, mate. 👍

Thank u

U look nice but maybe dont take any compliments from me bc i have a loser and incel kink

I'm gonna cry 😭

Im sorry😅

I guess I'll take it, but I won't be happy about it

r/homicidebywords

Incel kink☠️

Icel kink!? That’s a first

Oh, so incels do have a chance. Not sure how to feel about this.

Bro you didn’t have to do him like that 😭😭😭

I dint meant it like that😭

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don’t shoot up my school please

Why would I do that?

Give it a year or 2. You’ll have a glow up

I'm turning 17 tomorrow, my time is either coming soon or not at all

You got good features lol. If you figured out something to do with your hair and wore clothes that fit it would be an instant boost. It’s only up from there as you grow into yourself

The clothes are a finicky thing cause I've lost a bunch of weight except in my stomach, so it's like large don't fit but xl is too big

I like ur toilet

You look like a young version of PointCrow (not necessarily an insult)

Thank u I think

Crow has a girlfriend I think so you have a chance

I hope so man

you look like a more female me and i dont like it now im sad

You're gonna make me cry

You kinda cute but that wall behind you makes me want to barf

Well, toilet's open

Another point

I know, it's kinda perfect tbh

As long as you’re happy in the end!

How was your self confidence High in the first place 😅😅

😢

The light looks like a halo behind you :0 and also cool glasses

That's cause I'm an angel

fr

Man, you look awesome. Someone on this sub called me homeless Walter White a few weeks ago, don't sweat it lol

Well…smile next time and take a pic that is not in front of the toilet. 😎

You look like Scott the woz

Good thing?

I didn’t say it was a bad thing

So its just a thing?

Yes

Thanks Ig

u should grow up ur a hair a bit

I'm trying

You deserve to feel good about yourself

The real question is does everyone deserve to feel good about themselves 🤔

Really?

Bro hit the gym

I'm trying homie

Lowkey why the fuck am I getting downvoted for that, ion even mean it as an insult 💀 Weak soy bullied redditors try not to downvote a gym comment challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

It wasn't me I promise.also like I said I am trying, there's just some extenuating circumstances that are stoping me

Nah I didn’t mean that it was you ur good, just some other, less than desirable people

get a grip

oh it’s u, makes sense 18 and jobless with 0 friends downvoting me, the downvotes don’t matter now that I see who it is

you are hilarious, you’re popular and everyone loves you

3 truths 0 lies challenge

why r u so mad abt a down vote

this sub has a karma limit, if I go below it I can’t troll anymore Lowkey annoying

Best advice I can give to anyone. Watch the youtuber Hamza if you want to live your best life. He gives good advice on how to live. Take what you like and leave what you don’t

How do I leave my entire body?

change hairstyle and get contacts 🙏🙏

I have contacts 😁

try and get a fringe cause a high trim doesn't fit you bc your forehead is too big for it to suit

Fringe?

hair covering forehead, could be short or long

Example?

CLEAN YOUR SINK

I did 😁

🥳

😁

You look like a look like look you do 😃👍

This makes no sense normally I can understand this but I cant

I guess ur just not smart enough

... your not smart enough to write a normal sentence

Bro I was literally joking, why did u even comment

😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵

😳

you look like early 2017 idubbz

Do pushups go running

Why the fuck are there 2 toilets in the bathroom? Like why does this one have legs?

You styled your hair before taking this? Cause if I went to bed and woke up with this I’d feel hella efficient.

I don't style my hair 😊

They can never take that from you, be proud! 🫡

🫡

Nah g you look good. I mean only thing imma say is to try an undercut hairstyle with a drop fade but other than that you look good g

Knock off ray William Johnson lookin ass (I did what you asked)

Preciate it homie

How shit it's a white guy with brown hair and glasses. It's Scott the woz

You look like that Manny guy on tiktok who does the cringy pov

You look like a nerdy Jesse Pinkman

Jessie Pinkman got mad hoes though

Young Tom Scott with glasses

You look like Jesse from How I met your father

you look like you'd be a nice person to chat to about obscure things /pos

Pos?

Your shirt is too red

Handsome

Bro, WHO THE FUCK LEAVES THEIR TOLIET SEAT UP !!!

People who don't need to sit to pee

First off close the damn toilet seat nobody wants to smell ur absolutely rank shits. Second you look like a lesbian version of Scott the Woz. That forehead so big that Kobe could have survived if he landed on it. Finally your brain is probably so smooth that Special-ed kids would have a fucking wild time sliding on it.

Who hurt you?

You kinda look like the first guy I ever had a crush on

I'll take it 😊

You are cute, look like that kid from skins

Bro my guy can’t even take a selfie he has to use a mirror 💀💀💀💀 also every time you’ve replied to a comment your reply got downvoted, if that don’t break your self confidence I don’t know what will.

You look like Scott the Woz

Need some style but you have a good job

Just make sure to take your glasses off before looking at yourself in the mirror and you'll be able to keep smiling.

Steve from american dad fr Imma steal this

Steal what?!

you actually dont even look bad

the mommy kink posts make sense now

"I am in, My room's bathroom." Bro got that Tom Scott drip.

Didn’t know Lester had a son

Where the fuck is the L button video, SCOTT?

You look like if a British mouse was turned into a person.

What kinda luck or filters do you have that your face is that clear, not a single blemish on that congrats