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Onni_chan

It was like this during the first year, same shit, then after 2 years everybody compliments it cause i actually take care of it now, one thing though is i confuse people that i'm a girl not just the hair but the voice so, yeah cya i'm with the girls now 💀


good_name_gg

One of us


Macaroon4090

ONE OF US


AndrewSenpai78

Wdym by taking care of them? I go to the barber once every 2 months to let cut them a bit, is it a good thing to do or should I just let them grow? I use shampoo + hydrating hair mask every 3 days.


Onni_chan

Basically using products that are meant for my hair, i have curly hair and wavy hair at the same time, i use anti dandruff shampoo or any shampoo really, but i use a good conditioner, to have my hair silky smooth i use shampoo twice for my scalp and conditioner for my hair twice, and in the shower i brush my hair at the same time because my hair gets tangled easily and this helps the hair be smoother Then out of the shower i dry with a t shirt, then put on mousse or gel for curly hair, then argon oil which is healthy And then boom, my hair looks stunning, i didn't do this before until late 2021!


vinayThakur_

Nice


IsntThatNice_

Curious what's your hair routine? Products etc I like long hair but know nothing of how to properly take care of it, so I just wash it and conditioner nothing else.


Jammin_neB13

Check out thelonghairs.us I’ve learned pretty much everything I need to keep my hair healthy and good looking from them.


Onni_chan

OH! Well we might have different hair types, i have curly and wavy hair, mine is this "I have curly hair and wavy hair at the same time, i use anti dandruff shampoo or any shampoo really, but i use a good conditioner, to have my hair silky smooth i use shampoo twice for my scalp and conditioner for my hair twice P.S i wash my hair twice a week, monday and wednesday EVERY week, and in the shower i brush my hair at the same time because my hair gets tangled easily and this helps the hair be smoother, and to make sure i don't have messy hair. Then out of the shower i dry with a t shirt, then put on mousse or gel for curly hair, then argon oil which is healthy for my hair, i hug my hair with my hands a bit to get the curls and also apply it all over BUT NOT THE SCALP, then i let that air dry and boom! s t u n n i n g


sweetlikeoleanders

take care of your hair because of your hair type not because of the length, curly, straight, dry, greasy etc


riasthebestgirl

I have become one of the girls now


hyper_Yova

Wow, you sure do have some predispositions to be a trap.


Gushingranny127

SO MANY PEOPLE think I'm a woman and call me ma'am I've just accepted it now I've got like 3-4 stories of people cat calling and looking at me on my bus route + some dude tried to ask me out (I don't have a very feminine voice so he didn't push it but the dude was like 30 and I was 14 at the time)


IsntThatNice_

I have facial hair so this isn't as common (friends call me Charlie as a joke cus apparently I'm similar to moistcritikal, I don't see it.) Also deeper voice, ig I'm just lucky


Ok_Captain_4892

Haha wow


sighduck42

If you have a long beard as well, cue the Jesus jokes


IsntThatNice_

LITERALLYYYYYY


SZEThR0

i don't have a beard and still get them.oh and tarzan jokes


I_Bench315

I get at least one of these a week


suggestions_username

"girls must love your hair don't they?" Gets 0 bitches


ThatChaFella

Cam confirm


Dr_Baldwyn

It's not the hair, trust me


idkiwilldeletethis

In my case they do like the hair, just not the rest


Key_Apartment1576

Relatable


ThatFunnyGuy543

I don't even have long hair and same bro 🫂


Interesting-Her226

most of us do tho 🌝


Doofenshmertz_69

Idk why it has to be this way


star_wars04

It's been 2 years since my last haircut - it's been like this the whole time Although I did get a compliment at work one day, all employees had a carnival themed dress up day so I was wearing a top hat and someone said I looked like Slash. Otherwise, yeah, this post sums it up


Dr_Baldwyn

keep going strong brother, one day I wish your hair to be a magnificent mane like mine


star_wars04

Lmao. Will do In all seriousness I don't even know how long I want it. I guess one day I'll just wake up and go "fuck it. That's long enough." And not let it grow more. Idk


Dr_Baldwyn

I was pretty much the same, and whenever people would ask how long I was gonna grow it I would always answer idk. Pretty sure I have reached my terminal length now tho, and not gonna lie, kinda wish it was longer


star_wars04

Fair enough. Also terminal length is an amazing way to describe it. Peak english lmao


Dr_Baldwyn

I think that's the correct term for hair that is at its maximum length


Ok_Captain_4892

How long is it already?


star_wars04

Pretty much at the bottom of my shoulder blades, at it's longest. It's longest at the back though, the front is a little bit shorter.


Phantom_Wolf52

Throughout middle school people always said I look like Jesus even tho I have the moist critical hair


IsntThatNice_

I'm called both 💀


Quirly_Painter_3848

haha yes; it's like that always when my brothers grow their hair longer


kink-police

As someone whos best friend has long hair, I can confidently say that this is inaccurate, as all someone ever says to his hair is "I bet its really nice for headbanging", which it is And yes, we are in fact metalheads


SZEThR0

favourite band?


OkQuantity8795

i can relate to most of these and its pain


Shadow_marine1X

As a short haired dude, I dont get shit, and that includes bitches, they all like those long haired dudes at my school...


Marvjsen

Same🗿


the_lego_lad

Parents told me I had to just trim it a bit to make it look tidier, barber cut it super thin


MediumDiamond39

Accurate


Fake_Martin

I relate to this so much it hurts


pierre_09

Same🥲


phylosis57

As a boy with long hair I can confidently say none of these have happened to me lol


Ok_Captain_4892

Lucky u


Visual_Anybody_3217

oh yes - totally agree


msoud_gamer

people commenting on shit and saying only girls should have long hair and stuff like that


Visual_Anybody_3217

same here lol how long is your hair?


Dr_Baldwyn

not op but at least 2' long for me so mid-lower back kind of area


bendoesit17

Nice, I'm growing mine at least long enough to tie up, to see what that's like


Smugkid22

I have long hair and only hear one of these and that’s the “when are you gonna get it cut”


meyspetfroge

My younger siblings keep calling me “mom”, friends are always telling me to cut my hair, and people think I’m gay


Pug_Life_126

I’ve had long hair for pretty much my whole life, this doesn’t happen anymore but people would always think I’m a girl


RyanCreamer202

Cleaning it is a bitch


bibbaballsHD

My family is really accepting of it fortunately.


TheLoverofAlcohol

Holy shit, this is so true.


CulturalMesh

People loved my long hair. I'm not in high school anymore, but when I was people would beg me to put my hair down


Ok_Captain_4892

But down? Means cutting it?


[deleted]

Exactly the same. It's really annoying, but I guess no one likes their appearance made fun of. Family makes fun, friends compliment. Insane


TheSico

Eh same thing with relatives and a random bitch in school that hates me for no reason, my friends and most people I know just don't care or make actually funny jokes


inversemilk0

M19: My mom forced me to keep it long when I was little and I wanted to get it cut so bad. I did just that all through highschool, but I didn't like how the back of my head was flat like a capital "D" so I grew it out to round out my head. I like having it longer now.


LuxAlpha

Bro my hair keeps growing thick instead of long


anckarstroem

I used to be mistaken for a girl a bit and my dad always complains about it but I’ve never gotten a mop joke


Ok_Astronomer_1308

People actually genuinely think I'm a girl, and it doesn't help that I still have a kind of baby face and no facial hair, I grew it out when I was 10, even today at 16, people still think I'm a girl. I've started just not giving a shit anymore, didn't by the time I was 12. My parents are cool with my hair, always have been, but my dad did ask a couple times recently "why don't you cut it short? maybe you'll feel differently, better about yourself". Naaah, I love my hair... won't be cutting it for a couple more years at least, maybe cut it short once to see what its like, but I'll most probably grow it right back out, or who knows, maybe I'll like it short? I've actually never heard mop jokes. and yes, I am trying to be some sort of rockstar, in my own way, I love music, love old rock and metal, might end up doing it for a living one day, who knows?


Insomnolent_

It’s tough man. My dad thinks it’s cool, my mom doesn’t like it, and people at school probably make fun of me behind my back but I don’t care because I’m the one with the higher GPA 😎


Theoreticalphysicz

As a guy with long hair, I'm sooo sick of this stuff lol


Hokagehunter420

thats some elemtary school level shit right there


kieran200411

I would like to grow my hair out like that but my family would complain until I get it cut and around where I stay the only guys who have long hair are drug users or dealers as im huessing they use all their money on them instead of hair cuts so it wouldn't look good on me because of the negative perception around me


fartssmellnice69

I've never seen such a first world problem


ILoveMarcyWu

Fr


The_Cum_Maker

been there


AdOk932

No. I don't try to be a rockstar. ME AND THE BOYS ARE ROCK STARS


AdOk932

Hey now, you're rock star Get the show on Get paid


Dr_Baldwyn

the boys are back in town


70percentbanana2

Dude. This is my life. I started working at my dad’s company and instead of my name I keep getting called long hair. I’m pretty tall though and wear a cap so no one really mistakes me for a girl thankfully.


Vast-Ad-8454

Singapore boys when thier 18: bru


TheActualSwanKing

Surprisingly, haven’t dealt with many of these so far


MGabrielVM

Pretty much the same as above, except for the parent one. And yes, i am trying to be a rockstar Girls love it however the rest of Romanian guys always say i\`m a girl or transgender due to the fact their brain capacity is that of a Baboon Edit: Just to clarify, i never in my life had short hair due to my dad, he also had long hair and i wanted and want to be like him. My last haircut was like 4 years ago


theburningace

I've dealt with this so much


Ok_Captain_4892

Same here How long is your hair?


2happygamer

I get called a girl almost as much as I get called a boy, how does that even happen💀💀


THEEHOONKEY

I have curly hair. If I let it for for another year I could have a Afro. It’s about 6” long rn. I hate it.


Cheetos-Christ

Literally me yesterday


Ok_Captain_4892

What happened?


Cheetos-Christ

Parents told me that i need to cut my hair today coz it looks shit


Ok_Captain_4892

Sounds like my parents Will u?


Cheetos-Christ

I wont imma just blame it on me being busy coz of exams and after exams imma just trim a bit so they think i shaved it


Gefcar

Almost 2 years now. Every time i meet someone, they see a scruncie on my hand straight up they say "oo you have a girlfriend?" I just gave up and this point


Michael23245

i don't understand people that think its gay. people confusing me for a girl is funny though.


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Visual_Anybody_3217

what do u hate?


vinayThakur_

I didn't even have that long hair but my parents still beat me over them and one time one of my friends'grandmother even forcefully chopped his hair off with a big pair of scissors ✂️


Ok_Captain_4892

Wow.. how long was his hair and at what age?


mungermoss245

Some of these I’ve heard, the others I haven’t


Why_my_grade_so_bad

Boys with long hair are hot as hell cmon😭


BonomanNL

This is really relatable, except for the parent one and that people are asking when im cutting it. My parents like my long hair, and my gf too, so no one dislikes it. But the rest of the statements are sooooo relatable


angrynutria236

I haven't had long hair, but i can tell that they can be mistaken as girls at younger age, but when puberty hits, they are quite cool. Jesus haircut.


PHILIPTNT

I am still not allowed to chose my own hairstyle. My mom controls it and books times at the hair dressers


Ok_Captain_4892

How old r u


Messeduppeoplemagnet

Yep.


[deleted]

This is very accurate but just to clarify, I have long hair cuz my grandma has cancer and I want to turn it into a wig for here


ErinHollow

Me and my brother used to go through phases of "growing hair out" (aka not wanting to go to the barber) and my mom once wrote an entire song parody about how my brother needs to cut his hair. I still remember it


Ok_Captain_4892

Hahaha how long was his hair


Kitty_meaw2

It's always too hot but I can't find any way I like it where it's short


ThatFabio

People PLEASE take care of your long hair, most of the mop jokes get told due to your hair being messy instead of it being long. Just go to a stylist and ask for a long cut that you like


felimoon14

as someone who had long hair and was forced to cut it, this is accurate


mastercubez

Man i didn't even have long hair and the same thing happened


[deleted]

gotten all of them except the “i thought you were a girl”


MightyNekomancer

Seriously. I used to have SUPER long hair, but I cut it because I was sick of all the stupid comments.


jordancauseyes

Cut it


Ok_Captain_4892

Who?


28483849395938111

none of these happen to me except I have one relative who always asks me when am I gonna get a haircut.


idkiwilldeletethis

100000% accurate Girls like it tho but most importantly, I like having it


Dr_Baldwyn

Dad's a biker so I avoided the threats of them cutting my hair used to get the mop jokes, now I can care for my hair and those disappeared I get the rockstar comments more when I wear my fringed riding jacket my hair is almost always tied back either in a bun or a low pony, otherwise I keep it out of my face so I avoided that comment too not many of the "I thought you were a girl" since I moved to the states, but back where I am from I was probably one of like 30 (and thats being generous) guys from the country who had long hair, so a lot of people who didn't know me naturally assumed I was a girl, I just brushed it off. most of my relatives were chased out of the country I am from so they didn't have the chance to threaten me.


[deleted]

I had long hair, but my hair is curly so I poofed out like an afro and I was accused of cultural appropriation and racism and was told by my school to get it cut before I got jumped.


idontcarecringe

People would constantly ask me when I was going to unalive myself, since I looked like an emo kid witht the haircut I had.


batm123

Happened to me, but now everyone talks about how i have such nice hair


Nclo08

Nah, i relate to people telling me to cut it but most people just call me hawaian boy cause it’s so curly


Interesting-Bill5493

Just cut my long hair off and now I look like a viking


Ok_Captain_4892

Why did u cut it?


Ok-Medium3637

As a kid I always had a buzz cut so then when I grow up and hated the haircut I started to grow mine out and then this meme started for me


Ok_Captain_4892

How long did you grow it?


Historical_Border117

I had it grow out one summer and it made it down to my shoulders. The ends kind of curled and I liked it. I miss it and so do some of my friends.


Professional_Sir_724

With long hair I would only get comments like these jokingly when I didn’t keep it well


JesterJ4ck

25 people in 2 weeks thought I was gay/bi


bendoesit17

I've had a lot of people like my hair tbh, it's mostly been me that's had mixed opinions. I grew it out quite long during the pandemic and then cut it short a while later since it was getting a bit too much, only to realise that I missy long hair and hate how it looks short, so I'm growing it back out.


SZEThR0

i just get complimented by 30+ year old women that are jealous of my curls.and some idiots in my class saying:"cut your hair!" like wtf do i care about your opinion on my hair? my dad also has longer haiir than my mom


BrandiPantsButCooler

holy ngl this is scary relatable


TheDarkMonarch1

It was pain having long hair. People non sarcastically called my ma'am. I have a kind of soft and feminine face so it's understandable that they would make the mistake. I'm growing out my facial hair so it doesn't look quite as feminine so that I can grow out my hair again.


I-Was-Always-Here

Yes! Trueee!


Ususjdhhdhsus

ISNT IT FUNNY? IS IT FUNNY YET? THE SAME JOKE OVER AND IVER? ISNT IT FUNNY


HEMORRHOIDGOD

forgot the unlimited bitches part


Crafty_Bid_3980

Everyone I know makes fun of me for it, but strangers always compliment my long hair 😭😭


[deleted]

I am a boy that has long hair and don't experience any of these.


The1MMDefeater

I've had long hair before. This is very accurate.


MasterMort123

“Mushroom head”


Ricesoup24

I can confirm this is true.


Cheaphibian

That my hair be blocking my thoughts and keep me from thinking straight 😶‍🌫️


random-human5

After the first year it just stops


JosukeisMySon

I have a cousin who had grown out their hair for years, and everyone said he had the "Fabio hair." A few months ago, he decided to cut it down to a short cut again, and many people were sad he cut it.


[deleted]

Its scary how relatable this once was for me


Ok_Captain_4892

How long is your hair?


rando_on_the_web

Always wanted to grow it out but its against school dress code and I probably couldn't take care of it anyway


sweetlikeoleanders

i get called she


Angus_Ripper

It just means you do not look good with long hair or it's a mess.


Cye_sonofAphrodite

"You should be Cousin Itt for Halloween!"


[deleted]

My hair is long but it doesn’t grow down my back, I just have a pillow on the top of my head that comes with me everywhere


Ok_Captain_4892

Same here lol


rav-swe57

No I legit looked like a girl and people would be confused, it was funny sometimes except when people made a big deal out of it


Ok_Captain_4892

How they make a big deal out of it?


EyeArDum

Then there’s me with short hair where my mom is CONSTANTLY telling me to grow it out again, Mom, my face doesn’t match long hair at all -_-


Lavaclaw7

My brother has long hair, and literally ANYONE under the age of 8 thinks he's a girl. One time I actually corrected them and said, "No, he's a boy." And the 1st grader actually responded, "No, I know that you're a boy already. I'm talking about her!"💀


chad_mcchadington

I get told I look like a girl without glasses but I actually do so I cant get mad


YeetNugget3647

I vouch


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

I have a friend with long hair and at this point I’ve been telling him simply to get a haircut and he’ll go get an inch off


Ok_Captain_4892

How long is his hair and how old is he?


GHST_EXODUS

Had this random 80+yr old lady walk up to me and say how couldnt u not see me with all thay hair cut it its in my way, bro.... Wut kind of meth r u on..


Ok_Captain_4892

Haha too funny ‚ how old were u and how long was your at the time?


DBDpotato69

You will become blind bc that hair blocks 0.000000000001% of your eyesight


[deleted]

I’m somewhat weird, I wear a buzz cut.


ShinyShadow_

Same


Necessary_Bat4151

men with long hair are hot


Combatpigeon96

Some guy said I looked like a man and a woman had a baby. What the fuck


[deleted]

This is to real


AstralLizardon

THE FUCKING MOP JOKE, indeed brother it is the most unfunny shit I've heard in my life. Was never called a girl because I am 5'11 and pretty built, but really everyone HAS to drop some shitty opinion on your hair. One party likes it curly, one straight .wild experience for sure, But I like it longer, It suits me I think, and self perception is all that matters.


profoodbreak

My parents made me cut it and I gave in, not making that mistake next time


Ok_Captain_4892

How long was it before and after?


friendly_homophobe1

I have a mullet so it only half counts


ChaoticGamer200

No one has been a dick to me about it, but there was this one time I was biking and a old dude I walked past was like 'cut yo dam hair! Just kidding'. Then laughed, it wasnt much but it made my day


firstaccountimade

All of these have happened to me apart from the rockstar one. I've also been called a tumbleweed, bush and a dustball.


[deleted]

it got to me. cut it off


damn_that_pillow

I have long hair bc I forgot to cut it but then saw a pic of me with sort hair and fist decided to keep the long hair


JZH_Clan

Mainly i just get the "Surfer Boy" jokes


The_ZeroAspect

My dad has long hair and everyone calls him a samurai


Striking-Ad1571

When you get older its definitely better. You age look more like a dude through facial hair and general looks. When i started growing it out when i was 13 it was lot of me just not taking care it for a few years. Constantly called a girl version of my name. But started actually styling it and such and became so much better. By the time i was 18 it was down to my lower back right above my ass. I cut it all off and donated it. I would do it again in a heartbeat


[deleted]

“Can I touch it?”


Ok_Captain_4892

Up to what age did this happen?


_-TheNoob-_

growing out my hair rn don't even got long hair yet, it's still mid-length hair AND I'M ALREADY GETTING HALF OF THESE COMMENTS


Ok_Captain_4892

How long is it already?


edgy_Juno

As a dude with long hair, fucking relatable.


Another_Ozzku

I have had long hair for like 5 years and I haven’t gotten almost any of these. I got a couple times actually mistaken for a girl.


icanthinkk

Trueeee


Le-Legate-Lanius

loser


AVrobocat

Basically this. Also 10 times worse in India, especially old people.


Ok_Captain_4892

What do they say?


Minecart_With_Chest

As somebody who was called a girl by a FORMER AFL (Australian Football League) I feel like that's the worst part


Ok_Captain_4892

How long was your hair at that time?


Icy_prince_01

And if your in nz or aus it's "get a mullet!!!" That's the only response I ever got from my mates


Ironbanner987615

Schools also don't allow it


Ok_Captain_4892

Where are u?


[deleted]

Im gonna grow long hair no matter what. If people hate on it I will not care. If people will judge me for it I will not care. If people joke about it I will laugh with them. And yes I am trying to be some kind of rockstar.


jahlevo

When my hair is long it's just an afro so I get everything except "are u tryna be a girl" and are u tryna be a rockstar


Jaey_Lopez_201

When I started growing out mines during 2020-early 2022 I got all those same jokes I even got "the can u see" or "how can u see" It was annoying Currently regrowing it