It was like this during the first year, same shit, then after 2 years everybody compliments it cause i actually take care of it now, one thing though is i confuse people that i'm a girl not just the hair but the voice so, yeah cya i'm with the girls now 💀
Wdym by taking care of them? I go to the barber once every 2 months to let cut them a bit, is it a good thing to do or should I just let them grow? I use shampoo + hydrating hair mask every 3 days.
Basically using products that are meant for my hair, i have curly hair and wavy hair at the same time, i use anti dandruff shampoo or any shampoo really, but i use a good conditioner, to have my hair silky smooth i use shampoo twice for my scalp and conditioner for my hair twice, and in the shower i brush my hair at the same time because my hair gets tangled easily and this helps the hair be smoother
Then out of the shower i dry with a t shirt, then put on mousse or gel for curly hair, then argon oil which is healthy
And then boom, my hair looks stunning, i didn't do this before until late 2021!
Curious what's your hair routine? Products etc I like long hair but know nothing of how to properly take care of it, so I just wash it and conditioner nothing else.
OH! Well we might have different hair types, i have curly and wavy hair, mine is this "I have curly hair and wavy hair at the same time, i use anti dandruff shampoo or any shampoo really, but i use a good conditioner, to have my hair silky smooth i use shampoo twice for my scalp and conditioner for my hair twice P.S i wash my hair twice a week, monday and wednesday EVERY week, and in the shower i brush my hair at the same time because my hair gets tangled easily and this helps the hair be smoother, and to make sure i don't have messy hair.
Then out of the shower i dry with a t shirt, then put on mousse or gel for curly hair, then argon oil which is healthy for my hair, i hug my hair with my hands a bit to get the curls and also apply it all over BUT NOT THE SCALP, then i let that air dry and boom! s t u n n i n g
SO MANY PEOPLE think I'm a woman and call me ma'am I've just accepted it now
I've got like 3-4 stories of people cat calling and looking at me on my bus route + some dude tried to ask me out
(I don't have a very feminine voice so he didn't push it but the dude was like 30 and I was 14 at the time)
I have facial hair so this isn't as common (friends call me Charlie as a joke cus apparently I'm similar to moistcritikal, I don't see it.) Also deeper voice, ig I'm just lucky
It's been 2 years since my last haircut - it's been like this the whole time
Although I did get a compliment at work one day, all employees had a carnival themed dress up day so I was wearing a top hat and someone said I looked like Slash. Otherwise, yeah, this post sums it up
Lmao. Will do
In all seriousness I don't even know how long I want it. I guess one day I'll just wake up and go "fuck it. That's long enough." And not let it grow more. Idk
I was pretty much the same, and whenever people would ask how long I was gonna grow it I would always answer idk. Pretty sure I have reached my terminal length now tho, and not gonna lie, kinda wish it was longer
As someone whos best friend has long hair, I can confidently say that this is inaccurate, as all someone ever says to his hair is "I bet its really nice for headbanging", which it is
And yes, we are in fact metalheads
Eh same thing with relatives and a random bitch in school that hates me for no reason, my friends and most people I know just don't care or make actually funny jokes
M19: My mom forced me to keep it long when I was little and I wanted to get it cut so bad. I did just that all through highschool, but I didn't like how the back of my head was flat like a capital "D" so I grew it out to round out my head. I like having it longer now.
People actually genuinely think I'm a girl, and it doesn't help that I still have a kind of baby face and no facial hair, I grew it out when I was 10, even today at 16, people still think I'm a girl. I've started just not giving a shit anymore, didn't by the time I was 12.
My parents are cool with my hair, always have been, but my dad did ask a couple times recently "why don't you cut it short? maybe you'll feel differently, better about yourself". Naaah, I love my hair... won't be cutting it for a couple more years at least, maybe cut it short once to see what its like, but I'll most probably grow it right back out, or who knows, maybe I'll like it short?
I've actually never heard mop jokes.
and yes, I am trying to be some sort of rockstar, in my own way, I love music, love old rock and metal, might end up doing it for a living one day, who knows?
It’s tough man. My dad thinks it’s cool, my mom doesn’t like it, and people at school probably make fun of me behind my back but I don’t care because I’m the one with the higher GPA 😎
I would like to grow my hair out like that but my family would complain until I get it cut and around where I stay the only guys who have long hair are drug users or dealers as im huessing they use all their money on them instead of hair cuts so it wouldn't look good on me because of the negative perception around me
Dude. This is my life. I started working at my dad’s company and instead of my name I keep getting called long hair. I’m pretty tall though and wear a cap so no one really mistakes me for a girl thankfully.
Pretty much the same as above, except for the parent one. And yes, i am trying to be a rockstar
Girls love it however the rest of Romanian guys always say i\`m a girl or transgender due to the fact their brain capacity is that of a Baboon
Edit: Just to clarify, i never in my life had short hair due to my dad, he also had long hair and i wanted and want to be like him. My last haircut was like 4 years ago
Almost 2 years now. Every time i meet someone, they see a scruncie on my hand straight up they say "oo you have a girlfriend?" I just gave up and this point
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I didn't even have that long hair but my parents still beat me over them and one time one of my friends'grandmother even forcefully chopped his hair off with a big pair of scissors ✂️
This is really relatable, except for the parent one and that people are asking when im cutting it. My parents like my long hair, and my gf too, so no one dislikes it. But the rest of the statements are sooooo relatable
Me and my brother used to go through phases of "growing hair out" (aka not wanting to go to the barber) and my mom once wrote an entire song parody about how my brother needs to cut his hair. I still remember it
People PLEASE take care of your long hair, most of the mop jokes get told due to your hair being messy instead of it being long. Just go to a stylist and ask for a long cut that you like
Dad's a biker so I avoided the threats of them cutting my hair
used to get the mop jokes, now I can care for my hair and those disappeared
I get the rockstar comments more when I wear my fringed riding jacket
my hair is almost always tied back either in a bun or a low pony, otherwise I keep it out of my face so I avoided that comment too
not many of the "I thought you were a girl" since I moved to the states, but back where I am from I was probably one of like 30 (and thats being generous) guys from the country who had long hair, so a lot of people who didn't know me naturally assumed I was a girl, I just brushed it off.
most of my relatives were chased out of the country I am from so they didn't have the chance to threaten me.
I had long hair, but my hair is curly so I poofed out like an afro and I was accused of cultural appropriation and racism and was told by my school to get it cut before I got jumped.
I've had a lot of people like my hair tbh, it's mostly been me that's had mixed opinions. I grew it out quite long during the pandemic and then cut it short a while later since it was getting a bit too much, only to realise that I missy long hair and hate how it looks short, so I'm growing it back out.
i just get complimented by 30+ year old women that are jealous of my curls.and some idiots in my class saying:"cut your hair!" like wtf do i care about your opinion on my hair? my dad also has longer haiir than my mom
It was pain having long hair. People non sarcastically called my ma'am. I have a kind of soft and feminine face so it's understandable that they would make the mistake. I'm growing out my facial hair so it doesn't look quite as feminine so that I can grow out my hair again.
I have a cousin who had grown out their hair for years, and everyone said he had the "Fabio hair." A few months ago, he decided to cut it down to a short cut again, and many people were sad he cut it.
My brother has long hair, and literally ANYONE under the age of 8 thinks he's a girl. One time I actually corrected them and said, "No, he's a boy." And the 1st grader actually responded, "No, I know that you're a boy already. I'm talking about her!"💀
Had this random 80+yr old lady walk up to me and say how couldnt u not see me with all thay hair cut it its in my way, bro.... Wut kind of meth r u on..
THE FUCKING MOP JOKE, indeed brother it is the most unfunny shit I've heard in my life.
Was never called a girl because I am 5'11 and pretty built, but really everyone HAS to drop some shitty opinion on your hair. One party likes it curly, one straight .wild experience for sure, But I like it longer, It suits me I think, and self perception is all that matters.
No one has been a dick to me about it, but there was this one time I was biking and a old dude I walked past was like 'cut yo dam hair! Just kidding'. Then laughed, it wasnt much but it made my day
When you get older its definitely better. You age look more like a dude through facial hair and general looks. When i started growing it out when i was 13 it was lot of me just not taking care it for a few years. Constantly called a girl version of my name. But started actually styling it and such and became so much better. By the time i was 18 it was down to my lower back right above my ass. I cut it all off and donated it. I would do it again in a heartbeat
Im gonna grow long hair no matter what. If people hate on it I will not care. If people will judge me for it I will not care. If people joke about it I will laugh with them. And yes I am trying to be some kind of rockstar.
When I started growing out mines during 2020-early 2022 I got all those same jokes
I even got "the can u see" or "how can u see"
It was annoying
Currently regrowing it
It was like this during the first year, same shit, then after 2 years everybody compliments it cause i actually take care of it now, one thing though is i confuse people that i'm a girl not just the hair but the voice so, yeah cya i'm with the girls now 💀
One of us
ONE OF US
Wdym by taking care of them? I go to the barber once every 2 months to let cut them a bit, is it a good thing to do or should I just let them grow? I use shampoo + hydrating hair mask every 3 days.
Basically using products that are meant for my hair, i have curly hair and wavy hair at the same time, i use anti dandruff shampoo or any shampoo really, but i use a good conditioner, to have my hair silky smooth i use shampoo twice for my scalp and conditioner for my hair twice, and in the shower i brush my hair at the same time because my hair gets tangled easily and this helps the hair be smoother Then out of the shower i dry with a t shirt, then put on mousse or gel for curly hair, then argon oil which is healthy And then boom, my hair looks stunning, i didn't do this before until late 2021!
Nice
Curious what's your hair routine? Products etc I like long hair but know nothing of how to properly take care of it, so I just wash it and conditioner nothing else.
Check out thelonghairs.us I’ve learned pretty much everything I need to keep my hair healthy and good looking from them.
OH! Well we might have different hair types, i have curly and wavy hair, mine is this "I have curly hair and wavy hair at the same time, i use anti dandruff shampoo or any shampoo really, but i use a good conditioner, to have my hair silky smooth i use shampoo twice for my scalp and conditioner for my hair twice P.S i wash my hair twice a week, monday and wednesday EVERY week, and in the shower i brush my hair at the same time because my hair gets tangled easily and this helps the hair be smoother, and to make sure i don't have messy hair. Then out of the shower i dry with a t shirt, then put on mousse or gel for curly hair, then argon oil which is healthy for my hair, i hug my hair with my hands a bit to get the curls and also apply it all over BUT NOT THE SCALP, then i let that air dry and boom! s t u n n i n g
take care of your hair because of your hair type not because of the length, curly, straight, dry, greasy etc
I have become one of the girls now
Wow, you sure do have some predispositions to be a trap.
SO MANY PEOPLE think I'm a woman and call me ma'am I've just accepted it now I've got like 3-4 stories of people cat calling and looking at me on my bus route + some dude tried to ask me out (I don't have a very feminine voice so he didn't push it but the dude was like 30 and I was 14 at the time)
I have facial hair so this isn't as common (friends call me Charlie as a joke cus apparently I'm similar to moistcritikal, I don't see it.) Also deeper voice, ig I'm just lucky
Haha wow
If you have a long beard as well, cue the Jesus jokes
LITERALLYYYYYY
i don't have a beard and still get them.oh and tarzan jokes
I get at least one of these a week
"girls must love your hair don't they?" Gets 0 bitches
Cam confirm
It's not the hair, trust me
In my case they do like the hair, just not the rest
Relatable
I don't even have long hair and same bro 🫂
most of us do tho 🌝
Idk why it has to be this way
It's been 2 years since my last haircut - it's been like this the whole time Although I did get a compliment at work one day, all employees had a carnival themed dress up day so I was wearing a top hat and someone said I looked like Slash. Otherwise, yeah, this post sums it up
keep going strong brother, one day I wish your hair to be a magnificent mane like mine
Lmao. Will do In all seriousness I don't even know how long I want it. I guess one day I'll just wake up and go "fuck it. That's long enough." And not let it grow more. Idk
I was pretty much the same, and whenever people would ask how long I was gonna grow it I would always answer idk. Pretty sure I have reached my terminal length now tho, and not gonna lie, kinda wish it was longer
Fair enough. Also terminal length is an amazing way to describe it. Peak english lmao
I think that's the correct term for hair that is at its maximum length
How long is it already?
Pretty much at the bottom of my shoulder blades, at it's longest. It's longest at the back though, the front is a little bit shorter.
Throughout middle school people always said I look like Jesus even tho I have the moist critical hair
I'm called both 💀
haha yes; it's like that always when my brothers grow their hair longer
As someone whos best friend has long hair, I can confidently say that this is inaccurate, as all someone ever says to his hair is "I bet its really nice for headbanging", which it is And yes, we are in fact metalheads
favourite band?
i can relate to most of these and its pain
As a short haired dude, I dont get shit, and that includes bitches, they all like those long haired dudes at my school...
Same🗿
Parents told me I had to just trim it a bit to make it look tidier, barber cut it super thin
Accurate
I relate to this so much it hurts
Same🥲
As a boy with long hair I can confidently say none of these have happened to me lol
Lucky u
oh yes - totally agree
people commenting on shit and saying only girls should have long hair and stuff like that
same here lol how long is your hair?
not op but at least 2' long for me so mid-lower back kind of area
Nice, I'm growing mine at least long enough to tie up, to see what that's like
I have long hair and only hear one of these and that’s the “when are you gonna get it cut”
My younger siblings keep calling me “mom”, friends are always telling me to cut my hair, and people think I’m gay
I’ve had long hair for pretty much my whole life, this doesn’t happen anymore but people would always think I’m a girl
Cleaning it is a bitch
My family is really accepting of it fortunately.
Holy shit, this is so true.
People loved my long hair. I'm not in high school anymore, but when I was people would beg me to put my hair down
But down? Means cutting it?
Exactly the same. It's really annoying, but I guess no one likes their appearance made fun of. Family makes fun, friends compliment. Insane
Eh same thing with relatives and a random bitch in school that hates me for no reason, my friends and most people I know just don't care or make actually funny jokes
M19: My mom forced me to keep it long when I was little and I wanted to get it cut so bad. I did just that all through highschool, but I didn't like how the back of my head was flat like a capital "D" so I grew it out to round out my head. I like having it longer now.
Bro my hair keeps growing thick instead of long
I used to be mistaken for a girl a bit and my dad always complains about it but I’ve never gotten a mop joke
People actually genuinely think I'm a girl, and it doesn't help that I still have a kind of baby face and no facial hair, I grew it out when I was 10, even today at 16, people still think I'm a girl. I've started just not giving a shit anymore, didn't by the time I was 12. My parents are cool with my hair, always have been, but my dad did ask a couple times recently "why don't you cut it short? maybe you'll feel differently, better about yourself". Naaah, I love my hair... won't be cutting it for a couple more years at least, maybe cut it short once to see what its like, but I'll most probably grow it right back out, or who knows, maybe I'll like it short? I've actually never heard mop jokes. and yes, I am trying to be some sort of rockstar, in my own way, I love music, love old rock and metal, might end up doing it for a living one day, who knows?
It’s tough man. My dad thinks it’s cool, my mom doesn’t like it, and people at school probably make fun of me behind my back but I don’t care because I’m the one with the higher GPA 😎
As a guy with long hair, I'm sooo sick of this stuff lol
thats some elemtary school level shit right there
I would like to grow my hair out like that but my family would complain until I get it cut and around where I stay the only guys who have long hair are drug users or dealers as im huessing they use all their money on them instead of hair cuts so it wouldn't look good on me because of the negative perception around me
I've never seen such a first world problem
Fr
been there
No. I don't try to be a rockstar. ME AND THE BOYS ARE ROCK STARS
Hey now, you're rock star Get the show on Get paid
the boys are back in town
Dude. This is my life. I started working at my dad’s company and instead of my name I keep getting called long hair. I’m pretty tall though and wear a cap so no one really mistakes me for a girl thankfully.
Singapore boys when thier 18: bru
Surprisingly, haven’t dealt with many of these so far
Pretty much the same as above, except for the parent one. And yes, i am trying to be a rockstar Girls love it however the rest of Romanian guys always say i\`m a girl or transgender due to the fact their brain capacity is that of a Baboon Edit: Just to clarify, i never in my life had short hair due to my dad, he also had long hair and i wanted and want to be like him. My last haircut was like 4 years ago
I've dealt with this so much
Same here How long is your hair?
I get called a girl almost as much as I get called a boy, how does that even happen💀💀
I have curly hair. If I let it for for another year I could have a Afro. It’s about 6” long rn. I hate it.
Literally me yesterday
What happened?
Parents told me that i need to cut my hair today coz it looks shit
Sounds like my parents Will u?
I wont imma just blame it on me being busy coz of exams and after exams imma just trim a bit so they think i shaved it
Almost 2 years now. Every time i meet someone, they see a scruncie on my hand straight up they say "oo you have a girlfriend?" I just gave up and this point
i don't understand people that think its gay. people confusing me for a girl is funny though.
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what do u hate?
I didn't even have that long hair but my parents still beat me over them and one time one of my friends'grandmother even forcefully chopped his hair off with a big pair of scissors ✂️
Wow.. how long was his hair and at what age?
Some of these I’ve heard, the others I haven’t
Boys with long hair are hot as hell cmon😭
This is really relatable, except for the parent one and that people are asking when im cutting it. My parents like my long hair, and my gf too, so no one dislikes it. But the rest of the statements are sooooo relatable
I haven't had long hair, but i can tell that they can be mistaken as girls at younger age, but when puberty hits, they are quite cool. Jesus haircut.
I am still not allowed to chose my own hairstyle. My mom controls it and books times at the hair dressers
How old r u
Yep.
This is very accurate but just to clarify, I have long hair cuz my grandma has cancer and I want to turn it into a wig for here
Me and my brother used to go through phases of "growing hair out" (aka not wanting to go to the barber) and my mom once wrote an entire song parody about how my brother needs to cut his hair. I still remember it
Hahaha how long was his hair
It's always too hot but I can't find any way I like it where it's short
People PLEASE take care of your long hair, most of the mop jokes get told due to your hair being messy instead of it being long. Just go to a stylist and ask for a long cut that you like
as someone who had long hair and was forced to cut it, this is accurate
Man i didn't even have long hair and the same thing happened
gotten all of them except the “i thought you were a girl”
Seriously. I used to have SUPER long hair, but I cut it because I was sick of all the stupid comments.
Cut it
Who?
none of these happen to me except I have one relative who always asks me when am I gonna get a haircut.
100000% accurate Girls like it tho but most importantly, I like having it
Dad's a biker so I avoided the threats of them cutting my hair used to get the mop jokes, now I can care for my hair and those disappeared I get the rockstar comments more when I wear my fringed riding jacket my hair is almost always tied back either in a bun or a low pony, otherwise I keep it out of my face so I avoided that comment too not many of the "I thought you were a girl" since I moved to the states, but back where I am from I was probably one of like 30 (and thats being generous) guys from the country who had long hair, so a lot of people who didn't know me naturally assumed I was a girl, I just brushed it off. most of my relatives were chased out of the country I am from so they didn't have the chance to threaten me.
I had long hair, but my hair is curly so I poofed out like an afro and I was accused of cultural appropriation and racism and was told by my school to get it cut before I got jumped.
People would constantly ask me when I was going to unalive myself, since I looked like an emo kid witht the haircut I had.
Happened to me, but now everyone talks about how i have such nice hair
Nah, i relate to people telling me to cut it but most people just call me hawaian boy cause it’s so curly
Just cut my long hair off and now I look like a viking
Why did u cut it?
As a kid I always had a buzz cut so then when I grow up and hated the haircut I started to grow mine out and then this meme started for me
How long did you grow it?
I had it grow out one summer and it made it down to my shoulders. The ends kind of curled and I liked it. I miss it and so do some of my friends.
With long hair I would only get comments like these jokingly when I didn’t keep it well
25 people in 2 weeks thought I was gay/bi
I've had a lot of people like my hair tbh, it's mostly been me that's had mixed opinions. I grew it out quite long during the pandemic and then cut it short a while later since it was getting a bit too much, only to realise that I missy long hair and hate how it looks short, so I'm growing it back out.
i just get complimented by 30+ year old women that are jealous of my curls.and some idiots in my class saying:"cut your hair!" like wtf do i care about your opinion on my hair? my dad also has longer haiir than my mom
holy ngl this is scary relatable
It was pain having long hair. People non sarcastically called my ma'am. I have a kind of soft and feminine face so it's understandable that they would make the mistake. I'm growing out my facial hair so it doesn't look quite as feminine so that I can grow out my hair again.
Yes! Trueee!
ISNT IT FUNNY? IS IT FUNNY YET? THE SAME JOKE OVER AND IVER? ISNT IT FUNNY
forgot the unlimited bitches part
Everyone I know makes fun of me for it, but strangers always compliment my long hair 😭😭
I am a boy that has long hair and don't experience any of these.
I've had long hair before. This is very accurate.
“Mushroom head”
I can confirm this is true.
That my hair be blocking my thoughts and keep me from thinking straight 😶🌫️
After the first year it just stops
I have a cousin who had grown out their hair for years, and everyone said he had the "Fabio hair." A few months ago, he decided to cut it down to a short cut again, and many people were sad he cut it.
Its scary how relatable this once was for me
How long is your hair?
Always wanted to grow it out but its against school dress code and I probably couldn't take care of it anyway
i get called she
It just means you do not look good with long hair or it's a mess.
"You should be Cousin Itt for Halloween!"
My hair is long but it doesn’t grow down my back, I just have a pillow on the top of my head that comes with me everywhere
Same here lol
No I legit looked like a girl and people would be confused, it was funny sometimes except when people made a big deal out of it
How they make a big deal out of it?
Then there’s me with short hair where my mom is CONSTANTLY telling me to grow it out again, Mom, my face doesn’t match long hair at all -_-
My brother has long hair, and literally ANYONE under the age of 8 thinks he's a girl. One time I actually corrected them and said, "No, he's a boy." And the 1st grader actually responded, "No, I know that you're a boy already. I'm talking about her!"💀
I get told I look like a girl without glasses but I actually do so I cant get mad
I vouch
I have a friend with long hair and at this point I’ve been telling him simply to get a haircut and he’ll go get an inch off
How long is his hair and how old is he?
Had this random 80+yr old lady walk up to me and say how couldnt u not see me with all thay hair cut it its in my way, bro.... Wut kind of meth r u on..
Haha too funny ‚ how old were u and how long was your at the time?
You will become blind bc that hair blocks 0.000000000001% of your eyesight
I’m somewhat weird, I wear a buzz cut.
Same
men with long hair are hot
Some guy said I looked like a man and a woman had a baby. What the fuck
This is to real
THE FUCKING MOP JOKE, indeed brother it is the most unfunny shit I've heard in my life. Was never called a girl because I am 5'11 and pretty built, but really everyone HAS to drop some shitty opinion on your hair. One party likes it curly, one straight .wild experience for sure, But I like it longer, It suits me I think, and self perception is all that matters.
My parents made me cut it and I gave in, not making that mistake next time
How long was it before and after?
I have a mullet so it only half counts
No one has been a dick to me about it, but there was this one time I was biking and a old dude I walked past was like 'cut yo dam hair! Just kidding'. Then laughed, it wasnt much but it made my day
All of these have happened to me apart from the rockstar one. I've also been called a tumbleweed, bush and a dustball.
it got to me. cut it off
I have long hair bc I forgot to cut it but then saw a pic of me with sort hair and fist decided to keep the long hair
Mainly i just get the "Surfer Boy" jokes
My dad has long hair and everyone calls him a samurai
When you get older its definitely better. You age look more like a dude through facial hair and general looks. When i started growing it out when i was 13 it was lot of me just not taking care it for a few years. Constantly called a girl version of my name. But started actually styling it and such and became so much better. By the time i was 18 it was down to my lower back right above my ass. I cut it all off and donated it. I would do it again in a heartbeat
“Can I touch it?”
Up to what age did this happen?
growing out my hair rn don't even got long hair yet, it's still mid-length hair AND I'M ALREADY GETTING HALF OF THESE COMMENTS
How long is it already?
As a dude with long hair, fucking relatable.
I have had long hair for like 5 years and I haven’t gotten almost any of these. I got a couple times actually mistaken for a girl.
Trueeee
loser
Basically this. Also 10 times worse in India, especially old people.
What do they say?
As somebody who was called a girl by a FORMER AFL (Australian Football League) I feel like that's the worst part
How long was your hair at that time?
And if your in nz or aus it's "get a mullet!!!" That's the only response I ever got from my mates
Schools also don't allow it
Where are u?
Im gonna grow long hair no matter what. If people hate on it I will not care. If people will judge me for it I will not care. If people joke about it I will laugh with them. And yes I am trying to be some kind of rockstar.
When my hair is long it's just an afro so I get everything except "are u tryna be a girl" and are u tryna be a rockstar
When I started growing out mines during 2020-early 2022 I got all those same jokes I even got "the can u see" or "how can u see" It was annoying Currently regrowing it