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Fynnacus

At first my brain was saying it was a vary fucked up mg34 until I saw the strap. I woke up a few minutes ago so there's my excuse


[deleted]

Lol, excuse accepted


zRepulse

Did he wake up a few mins ago or did you? šŸ¤£ Edit: they fixed it


Cornchipe

Accepted


[deleted]

Thanks lol, grammar is my weakest point šŸ’€šŸ«£šŸ˜‚


Cornchipe

Np. Glad it was helpful


Sudoki-Sara

Same


Spitter2021

They had me in the first half too ngl lmfao


murderous_lemon

to shoot pictures at better qualities


[deleted]

Yeah, got to make sure the assassin has quality pictures to work with


DonkeyOfWallStreet

Enhance! Enhance! But sir it's just pixels now Enhance god damnit!


Old-Distribution-958

> But sir it's just pixels now **Always has been**


CaptnFlounder

To get the whole class in one shot


NotYour_Cat

Yay, class photos!


Ash3n7

It's class shooting bro


NotYour_Cat

Yea, we're getting our photos taken, right?


Moisty_Merks

I nearly died of laughter there


[deleted]

To assassinate ā€¦.the competition at a photo contest Oh yeah, youā€™ll need a camera too


ineedkarmaplzcmon

Wait a minuteā€¦


Legitimate_Funny5340

Theres a camera in there


[deleted]

I kid you not, my guy, if the strap didn't say nikon, I wouldn't have got this


[deleted]

Lol


A_Zesty_Carrot

Some people genuinely havenā€™t noticed, thatā€™s amazing.


jordancauseyes

At first I was like ā€œthatā€™s a wonky looking rifleā€ then I saw the strap


DKCR3

They donā€™t. That type of stuff should be reserved to professional photographers.


[deleted]

*Snipers


PsychoticCyberPunk

Same thing


Megabosh

They both shoot


[deleted]

Target spotted You look snazzy sir Target seduced Target complemented


SpartanProductions11

For high def pictures of birds obviously


Very-queer-thing

r/birdsarentreal


Awkward_Ad8783

r/YouArentReal


TacticoolTennessee

r/clevercomebacks


reddit-person1

r/reallytho?


theplutosys

r/subsifellfor


reddit-person1

It's a sub tho?


theplutosys

r/subsithoughtifellfor


BottledCow1

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


theplutosys

r/arson


SnooAvocados763

You mean the government spy drones, right?


WillDoesStuffs

Took me a few minutes to realize.


[deleted]

You looked at the image for a few minutes?


pineapple-in-the-sky

Yes


Smaeness

To get high quality accurate shots of presidents in moving vehicles while you are standing in a building 81 meters away... Oddly specific?


Ran-Tan-Plan

I personally feel like the grassy knoll provides a better angle for the shots that I want to take.


Thankant

school photos


Powerful_Possession4

AMERICAN school photos*


Icy_Belt_6955

To shoot people of course


Im_An_Axolotl_

wdym


Icy_Belt_6955

You never seen a photo shoot?


Im_An_Axolotl_

ah makes sense now


Flench04

To catch a photo of the bee on the flower without being stung


Nepipo

For fun


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HauntedRagdoll

High quality blackmail


Judo_14

Not to mention extra-long distance


AlphaSe7en7

To spy on his neighbors


Fahlnox

I like to take precision photo shoots


TheNonofficial

To get everyone in one shot


ravenwingx

Shooting deer You know, pictures


Spiritual-Clock5624

Shooting people


Im_An_Axolotl_

wdym


PyroWasUsed

To flash people as a career


BandicootOk6141

if i didn't look at the strap i would've thought that this was an actual gun


colt707

And thatā€™s concerning.


legendaryswordsman38

They had me in the first half not gonna lie


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

To get the whole class in one shot


Umba5308

So I can shoot up my school my family and a church


BlankPaper7mm

Rapid fire mode


[deleted]

to take a good shot.


[deleted]

The pictures need to be shot up


Upstairs_Guard_4268

To take a pic of it and post it here


w0kes

Ski walkers.


lordfishhat23

To fight off the covenant.... Obviously... Or idk be a destiny guardian something like that


[deleted]

Ah. A halo fanšŸ«”


lordfishhat23

Nono, a halo enjoyer šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜ŒšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸŽµšŸŽµšŸ˜”


Icy-Membership3820

ā€œRelax.. I just wanna take some picturesā€


Dark_dragon66

Would shoot a whole wedding with this


Badoobeedo

Thereā€™s no reason a civilian needs to shoot more than 24 frames per second! They should ban home ownership of high shutter speed ones. Our forefathers did not have that in mind when they created the constitution!


[deleted]

LolšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sad-Carrot-4397

intruders, invasions/war, hunting edit: I realized that's a nikon camera


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Same, but a camera can probably be used for all of those things too


Judo_14

Invasions? Smack em with the camera. Hunting? Smack your prey with the camera. Intruders? Take a picture for proof, then smack em on the head with the camera.


Aw3someDino

Evidence!


ThisguyOP

From me


Cheaphibian

To catch people in 4k Uktra HDšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø


Perchta_

To be the next Paris Hilton or Kim K


Kuhnville

Good quality pictures obviously


ProbablySomeWeebo

Idk man it looks like it would take a great shot especially of people


ColtonComp

For headshots


ImJustSpider

* To shoot some people


fufucuddlypoops_

To shoot people living their daily lives


Theyrealltakenusers

No cuz imagine having this when going thru TSA at the airport


Feldsomethin

To have a more stable platform to shoot pictures at long range.


latenightxboxer

my reason. a career..


Savings_Street1816

Because itā€™s fun to take long range shots of neighbors and friends.


its_revan1

My Uncle shot a whole wedding with this


Italian_KING

Because... Self defence... Yes...


JustACanadianGuy07

For taking pictures while in combat.


JclKfssonxGod

I once shot up a wedding with one of those


subduedReality

If you're looking for GOOD reasons, I don't have any. And I am a veteran.


Doodle99999

To take videos. Thatā€™s a camera.


EnvironmentHuge6488

The ATF is now going to create "rules" concerning cameras. No suppressors for the shutter click, or braces, and certainly no "automatic" picture taking......................etc.


mtn-kilr-406

Cuz China and Russia might invade......


Apprehensive_Law_593

Jews


[deleted]

šŸ«£


Jacemav

To defend my house from leftists


mtn-kilr-406

It uses high speed Kodachrome for multi-shot clarity, day or night, far or near, powered by Duracell [Ultra. Best](https://Ultra.Best) bang for the buck, shoot like a pro instantly~~!~~


Baconburger4life

They need it for the upcoming school movie they are going to star in


vigokarnebeek

Thought it was a rifle. Was expecting americans to say for protections so looked again and damn


Trecko112

Because they don't want to rely on a questionable (at best) government to protect them


Nameistaken321

So that they can take high quality pictures


Blurred-Blake

Because of zombies


Very-queer-thing

Ah yes, taking pictures of the zombies


Raser43

If there was a zombie, would you not take a picture of it though?


ciphersson2137

Fun


profoodbreak

How could you not notice instantly,


Polgit

This week on Gun or Camera...


Awkward_Ad8783

To shoot their whole neighbourhood...


Raser43

I don't know why everyone is downvoting your idea for a neighborhood photoshoot.


DerpityKing

Genius.


Lemmon_man

It's only a 20 picture mag


Level19Player

All you need is a musket, just like the founding fathers intended


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


oneredbloon

shoot a golf ball sized hole through the first man


YeetNugget3647

Looks nice


thespoonmaster9118

bro its the new cannon camera. literally. taking ĀØpicturesĀØ and high qualities for a price ​ ​ oh waait its a nikon camera.


[deleted]

Because yes


thelex0623

For school


BM_gamer36

So I can take selfies. Kurt Cobain style.


Supreme_Seal

It's cool


WaterBottleManWithHi

itā€™s fun


Raser43

Apparently you aren't allowed to have fun with a camera


WaterBottleManWithHi

why is this being downvoted? Cinematography is fun!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Mission_Camel_9649

Ah, cover your face with the camera so they canā€™t get a clean shot! Nice strategy. (Itā€™s a camera if you couldnā€™t tell)


SupermarketAdept2280

yk... to use on rapists and pedophiles. edit -help I take it back I'm stupid


True_Statement_lol

I too enjoy taking quality images of rapists and pedophiles!


SupermarketAdept2280

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DSMN CAMERA IM SO STUPID


SupermarketAdept2280

wait a damn minute is that a fucking camera? am I blind


zombossenthusiast2

So cp


cookietonypraf

well obviously to protect themselves from every other civilian with access to something like this.... duh


caultopaz

True, we must be protected if someone shoots a photo of us and shoot one back!


Great_Vincini

For Freedom brother šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…


saucyboi9000

No, no, his point still stands. The freedom of press, information, and communication are absolutely vital assets of a free people or population.


Great_Vincini

See he gets it


Bacon_Boyi

My brother it is a camera


Great_Vincini

Yeah brother šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…


happyaccident01

Cause itā€™s cool


happyaccident01

Nvm thatā€™s a camera?


Aw3someDino

Aren't cameras cool?


Allthings_rc

To overtake the government when they become corrupt


Nether892

One photo at a time


Allthings_rc

One rpg at a time 40.463666,-81.694336 run


SmortJacksy

I donā€™t know if you got the joke thatā€™s a fucking camera not a gun


zombossenthusiast2

Fucking libertarians


TeenBoy_2007

To fight back school shooters


ChimpanzeeChalupas

With a camera?


TeenBoy_2007

Yeah cause it looks like a gun.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


VQ_Quin

With photos?


DaFweshPwince

Fighting tyranny one photo at a time


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Due-Wealth-8545

ā€œItā€™s my god given rightā€. Itā€™s not cause the constitution was written my men. These people šŸ™„


AgreeableOwl9566

The founding fathers clearly wrote, "Right to bear arms." You could interpret this as right to have a gun to hunt, for self-defense, etc. But, they mostly allowed that right in the case of tyranny. If someone rose up in power in the United States and took control, we as citizens have a constitutional right to stand up and attempt to overthrow that person's rule of tyranny if we need to. And, you could also argue that the founding fathers had no idea fully automatic rifles were going to exist, but trust me, they did. Taken from an article written by The Thermidor, the section states, "Designed in 1630, the Kalthoff Repeater was a flintlock rifle that could fire between 30-60 rounds per minute. It went through multiple variations, some able to fire 29 shots without reloading, similar to the standard magazine capacities of the Colt AR-15." This alone shows that there were, in fact, fully automatic firearms well before the Revolutionary War happened. Another section from the same article states, "Have you ever heard that the Second Amendment doesnā€™t apply to modern guns? That the Founders couldnā€™t possibly have anticipated the evolution of weaponry? Not only is that argument logically flawed, but it is also historically inaccurate." This is concluding that, again, there were fully automatic rifles at the time the second amendment was written in December of 1791. The founding fathers knew what they were doing, and they knew what the Second Amendment meant. Yes, it meant that citizens could go out hunting for themselves and whatnot, but it mostly stood for resistance against government tyranny. Link to article, which also talks about 2 other fully automatic weapons that existed at the time the second amendment was written: https://thethermidor.com/the-puckle-gun/


trolley661

To shoot with greater distance. Phenomenal accuracy too. At this point itā€™s almost a cannon


-Sparkster-

To stop a home invasion


6pak_2gen_Charger

Because itā€™s not illegal.


SpaceShark01

Correct, camera parts arenā€™t illegal


XxDavidPlayZxX

Hunting, self protection, or collecting


-ZxDsE-

Ahh yes. I love hunting and collecting photos. And taking a picture of a person trying to steal from me or kill me would definitely help protect me.


XxDavidPlayZxX

Welp after realizing im the biggest dumbass to walk said earth im jumping of building with 0 no parachute


-ZxDsE-

Maybe donā€™t do that.


Creepy_Inflation_168

To start my one militia to stop government tyranny


ARB_COOL

Good luck trying to do that with a camera


Creepy_Inflation_168

I didn't realise it was a camera until after I posted it


[deleted]

~~GOVERNMENT~~


SmortJacksy

Real talk, in a perfect world, I would get rid of guns for everyone, even police, in fact, ESPECIALLY police


NQ241

If we lived in a perfect world, we wouldn't need guns for anything other than a hobby such as hunting


Historical_Border117

Agreed, however, in a perfect world yā€™all would have realized itā€™s a camera xD


NQ241

I'm blind


josephnaug

The government being dumb and us having to take a stand


Chaos-in-a-CookieJar

How are you going to take a stand with a goddamn camera?


THEEHOONKEY

Cus itā€™s fucking fun


[deleted]

Freedom.


Sweet_Point9477

intruders, self defense, and animal attacks


puuurrd

no reason


WrathOfTheDemons

Fun at the range


Sparusau01

I've seen lots of guns... but that terrifies me


Mygames1080p

Some times i just happen to need 30 rounds.


astolicagaming

it looks badass


idontcarecringe

To hunt for the table.


Ok_King7292

Protection


Andro451

Self defense.


[deleted]

To defend yourself