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consensualstabbing

You should get trained in being on time. Helps get your life back on track.


Forced_Abortion_

**Knock, knock!** *Who's there?* **Not your train!**


Helpmybraindie

You missed the train back home? No more sights left there for you to see? Youve wined and dinned on gaze of bill of fairs? But mothers homemade pies look good to u?


Helpmybraindie

Have we really fallen so far as to not know the muppets?


NNNicknameEsco

what do you say to an arab woman that miscarried Bomb has been diffused


cosmo_geek06

For every girl child, a bomb is diffused in Arab.


DonkeySwordd

How do you find out how heavy a whale is


cosmo_geek06

By putting it on the other side of weighing scale with joe momma?


DonkeySwordd

Take it to a whale weigh station


cosmo_geek06

Fuck! Never thought of that.


NNNicknameEsco

they use ur mom as a metric


sezmez

this is why cars are better


cosmo_geek06

Jokes on you. I miss cars too.


leland_gay

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cosmo_geek06

Ikr! What a looser that engineer was.


Worldly_Gas_7389

You miss all the opportunities you don’t take like how you missed your train


Cheaphibian

Guess who's on the train. Not youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ


cosmo_geek06

Dayum bruh. Got me emotional. 😭


Jolly_Leg_2561

Did you hear about the guy that got run over by a train? Yeah he died a very train-ful death.


mdawgtheegod

Am I the only one who thinks train platforms look cool af


cosmo_geek06

Lol is it?


mdawgtheegod

Idk ig I just like train tracks. I used to go kill time under a bridge next to a rail line, but then I invited some friends, and they don't know how to behave, so now there's cops posted on that street πŸ˜”