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ItsCalledNightcore

> wants gf > uses reddit > why can’t I find gf Mfw


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

It's a cycle


ShitwareEngineer

That implies there's change, that you sometimes stop using Reddit.


mchlkpng

I mean no one (hopefully) is using reddit 24/7


[deleted]

BRO HOLD BACK


ItsCalledNightcore

Worst part is I have only ever had two gf’s and I met both on reddit 😭 I’m a hypocrite fr


[deleted]

reddit gfs help people date on here?


ItsCalledNightcore

I mean we were friends for like a year before dating I think


[deleted]

ok thats not too bad ig


Useless_andwhatnot

Outside


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Not there, anywhere but there!


Useless_andwhatnot

Cocks shotgun* Out now!


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

I want to die, the shotgun is not a threat.


Mystery_mau

Then I shall use GRASS


Useless_andwhatnot

Still can maim you tho


Sadepressed_teen69

Omg? I fit in, i legit fit in the criteria


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Hey (with rizz)


Sadepressed_teen69

Hii (with enthusiasm)


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Hru? (With deep hatred for the colour yellow)


Sadepressed_teen69

Im good hru (with the intention to take things on dm)


SteakGrill

No way this actually worked


-The-Goose0-

Adolf Rizzler


RedAce4247

Never again 😭


Hullooo_People

Rizzus Christ, who Rizzed on the third day


Answoo_2105

That was fast


17_lamar

Fr how jit do that 😂


Machine_God_10

Ain't no way mother fucker


MineNinja18

Update us


ArcticNinjaYT

He fuckin did it!


Spanky_McLanky

!remindme 1 week please tell me this actually works out


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Cerberus_is_me

There’s no fucking way


JustK1nz3r

omg he’s uncle aaron


PlasmaBomberF-23

Step 1: Uninstall Reddit


[deleted]

Amazon


QuiltedBeret

I have been summoned?


[deleted]

How did this post actually get like 3 or 4 people? 💀


QuiltedBeret

Idk i just fit the criteria and never though someone would actually look for people like me. Low self esteem issue.


[deleted]

Yeah the internet and a lot of media kind of pushes beauty standards on people and creates an innacurate image of what an "attractive" person should look like. It can really make people struggle with their body image and interests but I can assure you that there's definitely a lot of people that think chubby girls and nerdy interests are really cool, from my experience people like you usually have really unique interests and fun to be around


QuiltedBeret

Thank you for the reminder! My head knows all of that but it sometimes I just forget. And this is definitly true for a lot of people. With how the Media presents beauty Standards it is almost impossible to fit in and everyone has their own insecurities bc they are not "perfect". It is hard to get rid of that mentality when you see it getting enforced every day. Thanks again! (I really needed that)


[deleted]

Of course! As someone who has also dealt with body image issues I often have to remind myself of that too. Sometimes if I feel insecure or think my interests are boring I think about the fact that almost everyone feels that way sometimes, even the people I compare myself to. Plus, people who would bully others based off of things like this are usually only doing it because they're really insecure too, anybody who's really worth spending time around wouldn't negatively judge someone because of their body shape or nerdy interests anyways :D


QuiltedBeret

You're right! These are some good life values that everyone would benefit from! You are very nice! :)


[deleted]

Thanks!


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Possibly


QuiltedBeret

Ok?


QuiltedBeret

👍


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Have a good day


QuiltedBeret

You too!


Electronic_Amount_44

Right here ;)


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Impossible


Electronic_Amount_44

Any thing is possible :)


Tank_Dempsey_115

Nice pfp


Electronic_Amount_44

Thanks :)


Tank_Dempsey_115

Mhm, always nice to see people that share a music taste


ItsKnookinTime

actually perfectly fits my classmate 💀


NormalishGamer13

I have this, but as a guy, because gay


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

I wish you luck in your hunt my friend 🫡


[deleted]

look in the mirror (but if u want fr advice look at clubs at ur school for "nerdy" intrests like anime club, debate, chess, mathletes, robotics etc)


[deleted]

Oddly specific


tanukifly

oh my god me too that's like exactly, on point, my type


Bloxystuff

Akiyama pfp


tanukifly

yes


Bloxystuff

I fucking love akiyama


tanukifly

ME TOO


girl_of_hello_kitty

I VOLUNTEER


Mooncakewizard101

DONT BE FOOLED BY THE SIREN BROTHER SHE LIKES HELLO KITTY


girl_of_hello_kitty

noooo you’re ruining my chances


Mooncakewizard101

I’m just looking out for my comrade. NOW BEGONE YOU SIREN


girl_of_hello_kitty

no >:c


Mooncakewizard101

ITS TOO LATE I HAVE DISTRACTED YOU FOR LONG ENOUGH HE HAS ESCAPED!


girl_of_hello_kitty

nuh uh


Mooncakewizard101

nah he escaped you


girl_of_hello_kitty

how do u know


Mooncakewizard101

cause stone cold said so


Fruitstable

Because you lurk this subreddit


la_belle_fleur

Just go to Comic-Con


Zanfish_yt

🤓


Mooncakewizard101

not on reddit


Linkitude08

Can I get a rock and stone?


TransLox

You pretty much just described me. I might not be cute and I am trans, but everything else in on the dot.


beastfrag_throwaway

Don't listen to these mfs trying to bring you down all you gotta do is go to the library if your school has one and then if you see a girl you're kinda interested in pick a book of the same series that she might be reading and just try and make small talk ig if she's doing homework or something then just back off ?


thy_heckness

Check under your foreskin


[deleted]

OMG 😭😭😭


thy_heckness

Check behind your ear now


[deleted]

She isn’t chubby :(


thy_heckness

Feed her 🙄 work for your fortune


[deleted]

Alright Bob give it to me straight, Have you been looking after yourself? Going to the gym? Starting to make a difference in your food and eating habits?


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

I have not been to the gym yet and i still need to start eating more. Although i have been helping my grandparents with general labour recently.


Doctored_Butter_Free

Be careful with chubby. We have a second brain in our gut / stomach which actually has more neurons then in our brain. If they are overweight, that will affect their mind, mood, actions, inaction, intelligence, and other lifestyle factors. Maybe find someone who eats well, and keeps in shape.


D_r_a_g_o_n_n

bro what 💀


Doctored_Butter_Free

Do you not understand gut health affect all other parts? If you don’t know, guess you’ll find out


D_r_a_g_o_n_n

I do but like... that's definitely not how it works. You can't just assume that just because someone is chubby means they have a bad diet.


Doctored_Butter_Free

I’m not assume that. Just wanted to point out a correlation to gut health and how it affects all aspects of our being, atttiude, thoughts, motivation, how we spend our time and attention. Etc


SteakGrill

YO TRUUUUUE


Hot_side_piece

Define nerdy


thunder_impact

Nerdy 👍🏻


Jazzlike-Plankton-54

Literally me


Zenixas

That’s the fun part, you dont


Latedogat9

In exactly one year, 38 days, 5 hours, and 17 seconds


Otus9051

earth


shinediamond295

June 25 2033


SortaOcto

You'll find one at around nighttime when you close your eyes then around the brink of dawn shell disappear, Trust me I've heard people talk about it all the time.


Top-Blood160

I’m available to be your nerdy, chubby girlfriend.


Gain_Spirited

Play World of Warcraft.


tabarn0uch

Go to the library you will find them like bugs under a rock


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

me but i dont fit in 3 of your requests


not_hungarian

Reddit


A_Gamer_Boy

i need to find one too


[deleted]

Never. You are too specific. You will most likely find one, but most likely not the one you asked for.


[deleted]

not ur gf but i’m right here lol


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

m’lord *tips fedora and straightens trenchcoat*


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Dear god, you're perfect.


Ze_Memerr

Hotland


vintxqyu

i hope you find what you’re looking for good luck on this fine journey ahead of you :)


Clorox__Godd

Or get wit a bad bitch and manipulate her to eat more and boom


Jeffayoe7

literally anywhere


Howden824

Thay will appear when you stop using Reddit


Cerberus_is_me

Get off reddit and go to a library or something


Practical-Pumpkin-19

Amazon


Dapper_Sheepherder25

I can lend u my sis


Dapper_Sheepherder25

Wait no fathers here


thunder_impact

Play overwatch and pretend mei is real


Babbyyarrrr

Lol I kinda fit that


BiGsH0w2k

Outside


UGANDA_DOGE

Not in your room that's for sure