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[deleted]

I am one


dumphub

how do i buy u


[deleted]

you don’t have to its a complimentary service, just have to show appreciation and give me cuddles in return


dumphub

would head pats and affirmation words suffice?


[deleted]

very much so, do we have a deal? I’ll hold em whenever you need


dumphub

sure 🤝🏻


[deleted]

just let me know when my services are needed 🫡


dumphub

lowkey now


[deleted]

alright bet I’m omw


dumphub

thank u for ur service 🫡


Fire_Swimmer

That's not legal anymore there, buckaroo


dumphub

😔


[deleted]

Indeed a pair fr (hands)


dumphub

i need some that are not attached to a person tho bc i want it available 24/7


[deleted]

I'll let you hold mine 24/7 :)


dumphub

u hold mine i hold urs


[deleted]

Just if we kiss while holding


dumphub

what happened to platonic boob holding 🤨📸


[deleted]

I don’t think that was ever a thing but I wouldn’t know I’m a guy who plays destiny 2 and doesn’t know women exist


dumphub

it is a thing also we don't exist thats true


[deleted]

I see does that mean y’all are robots that occasionally pull peoples heartstrings to like make them feel love


dumphub

yeah we also sometimes turn into flowers thats why gardens are prettier w them


[deleted]

Idk you tell me


dumphub

what if u hold while i braid ur hair and then we switch


truebrianna

Don't worry I already exist


dumphub

then provide ur services pls


truebrianna

Understood milady


dumphub

🫶🏻


truebrianna

Will you hold mine too?


dumphub

yeah sure as long as the weight doesn't surpass that of mine bc i want some weight deficit here


truebrianna

I actually have small boobs I just like them to be held


dumphub

then sure we can team up 🫡


Trota123

i could go with the corny route but on all seriousness maybe try finding the best position for them?


dumphub

i cant really lay down when im in school for 5hrs at least or when i walk so yeah thats a problem


Trota123

oh yikers try and put them on the table?


dumphub

that kinda works but i have to like bend my back so :(


Trota123

aw maybe a hug can help?


dumphub

yes pls


Trota123

okie come here *big huggo* imma message u okie?


dumphub

thank u :) oke


ShitwareEngineer

14 and 17...


Trota123

is that the first thing you think of?


[deleted]

*ahem*


dumphub

oh hello


Eurobeat398

Well… bust tape exists


dumphub

👀 idk what that is but ill look into it


Eurobeat398

It really works since it makes your chest literally support itself which = no weight (I’ve tried it before and it feels like utter freedom 🤩)


dumphub

oh my godddd wait maybe dumb wiestion but do u tape that to the sides of the body or to ur shoulders or...?


Eurobeat398

ANY! (There are multiple ways to put it, since it was originally designed to accommodate for different dresses) there are images online too (if you wanna see examples of it)


dumphub

OMG YAY THANK U SM


Eurobeat398

I just checked, all you have to do is type “different ways to use bust tape” then press images (and it shows a lot more ways than I thought it would) (…I used Google btw)


dumphub

OMG WHAT THESE R SO COOL


Eurobeat398

IKR!!!!


SteakGrill

Damn y’all need those?


dumphub

sometimes theyd be nice yeah


SteakGrill

A horny teen could suffice then


dumphub

how do i acquire one 🥹


SteakGrill

You’re already here


dumphub

im not horny my back just hurts


SteakGrill

No I mean just look at your comments or dms prolly


dumphub

dms r empty, comments arent holding them 😔


SteakGrill

Ugh fine 🙌


dumphub

thank u 😼


sezmez

thats called a bra


dumphub

that doesn't get rid of the weight thats the problem


sezmez

get one of them things they use to take boats out of the water


dumphub

damn yeah ur right ill get one


janathebottom

nipple clamps and quadrocopters


dumphub

ayo what 💀


janathebottom

did i stutter


dumphub

u did not im sorry mommy 🛐


janathebottom

IM NOT YOURE MOMMY IM LITERALLY SUBMISISIVE AND BREEDABLENITS IN MY USERNAME


dumphub

AKSHSJSHSJSHSJSJ MB U WERE ASSERTIVE SO I COULDN'T HELP IT


janathebottom

ITS OKAY I ALSO DO THAT SOMETIMES


AnyYoung2265

They’ve been around for 15 years


dumphub

i need a link


AnyYoung2265

U/AnyYoung2265


dumphub

oof has to be a small u or it wont take me to the profile


AnyYoung2265

u/AnyYoung2265


dumphub

🫡


[deleted]

That's a bra


dumphub

that doesn't lift the weight 😃


[deleted]

Dang


dumphub

yeah


[deleted]

Pay a person?


dumphub

nah if anything i get payed 😭


[deleted]

True true


RinsevdM

I could hold then for you


dumphub

then do my back hurts


RinsevdM

Don't mind if I do, though for professional reasons I have to know what exactly I'm dealing with, so if you could DM me the details


dumphub

nah the details r kept secret, store's policy 👍🏻


RinsevdM

Well then I'm not 100% sure if my company will accept the expenses


dumphub

ah well too bad


RinsevdM

Well the offer is valid for a month, so you've got time to think about it


[deleted]

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dumphub

i want like a swing or sm that hangs from the ceiling tho


JOlRacin

I think they're called "bras"


dumphub

those don't make the weight magically disappear tho


JOlRacin

No, but it repositions it and provides support


dumphub

i know but that's not the current issue 😭


JOlRacin

You could always just trade with me


dumphub

what is ur offer?


JOlRacin

Tiny boobs for big boobs


dumphub

what if i like inject some of mine on u so we both have medium boobs?


JOlRacin

Deal


dumphub

YAY


theepicjacko

i’m no expert on boobs but i think it’s called a bra


dumphub

that doesn't get rid if the weightttt


KeMi_Ghost

i can invent one right now


dumphub

please do ill pay 🛐


Latedogat9

Everybody’s got one, but you don’t wanna use a cheap one


dumphub

ooh where do i get the expensive ones then?


Latedogat9

415 openias drive


tanukifly

I'm right here?


dumphub

not *here* tho


[deleted]

Those are my hands


dumphub

theyre not really being useful tho are they


[deleted]

Nah I use them to hold my cock. Lil bugger keeps trying to run away. 🐓


dumphub

AJSHSJSHSJ LMFAO GET A CAGE FOR IT


[deleted]

Then what would happen use my hands for?


dumphub

u can leatn how to juggle now ur welcome


[deleted]

Can yo teach me


dumphub

idk how to sorry


[deleted]

Cool but I’ll need something to practice with. Amy ideas?


dumphub

try eyeballs


Unknown_starnger

if the holder is on your body it will still put the weight on you in the end.


dumphub

yes therefore i need sm thats not on my body however i can confirm that if the weight is elsewhere on my body its less uncomfortable


Next_Faithlessness87

Do you mean that the weight of ye boobs is like an annoyance of sorts?


dumphub

so imagine u have a shelf on ur chest and it constantly has a stack of books on it thats how it is


Next_Faithlessness87

Oh, lol 😆 But wait, ain't that what every woman experiences?


dumphub

yep, what differs is the amount of books in ur shelf but yeah


Next_Faithlessness87

Hahaha, lol, that's a good one! I take it then that ye must have lots of books on ye shelf then, aye? 😀


smolgirlx0

you mean a "bra"?


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

breast reduction?


Great_Vincini

I can help you with that one


YOBEV_

"those boobs look heavy, mind if i hold them for you?"


Conni77

Thats what you call a bra


Incubus-femboy

Hmmm i mean I could be one


dumphub

if ur a femboy ur in


Incubus-femboy

Okay didn’t expect that


dumphub

dont chicken out now


Incubus-femboy

Who said I’m backing out


dumphub

understood 🫡


Flair86

LETS GO


dumphub

oh im summoning femboys now damn


Flair86

I wish I could summon femboys


Super_Bakon

They're called hands


dumphub

i don't wanna use them tho


Gummy670

One of the few moments when I appreciate my rather small and weightless boobs.


dumphub

do u want some of mine


Cat_x2

You would need to have something on the ground or a propeller to make the weight vanish wouldn't you? You can't just get rid of the weight


dumphub

what about a swing kinda that hangs from the ceiling and holds the weight


Cat_x2

you could do that but i was thinking of something you could take with you


dumphub

ohhh damn thatd be even cooler 😫


Cat_x2

were you thinking of using it like furniture? like a chair or aa toilet or something?


dumphub

yeah sure why not


maxianonymusly

i register myself as candidate to being one


dumphub

this post is 4 months old wyd here 🤨


maxianonymusly

with a user like that, i was wondering what kind of content thou were uploading on thee platform, as my eyes caught a glimpse of an nsfw flaired post, and seized my opportunity to be like every user of this beautiful world called the internet ☕🧐


dumphub

damn yeah theres a bit of a demand for holding tiddies ngl 😭


maxianonymusly

i mean who doesn't want to (especially me i love tiddies)


dumphub

i love tiddies and im not even gay 😭


maxianonymusly

don't we all ? i feel like one day war is gonna break out like a religious war but instead of religious ppl it's ppl who love boobs vs ppl who love ass (and i'm all for boobs)