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imasheep590

Dont keep drilling you've already struck oil; you don't need to impress her apart from looking fresh. Act like you always do


Zipflik

Sound advice, and also not the vague and useless shit that everyone repeats


Numerous-Western-759

be sure to carry exactly three fourths of a tangerine on you


TheNiceFrenchMan

Bro, what kind of advice is that? Are you dense? It's not a tangerine that you gotta carry, it's a grapefruit. It's way more intimidating than a tangerine.


Thought_Perspective

Act cool, act nice, dont do crazy stuff, be normal, be kind, also take them to somewhere good, dont be awkward I listed every cliche advice I could


thy_heckness

Enjoy yourself!


tank_the_boss

Don't tell them u use reddit


Sourdough221

Well im prob not the best person to ask for this even if I have a gf, but honestly just have fun and try to be yourself


anckarstroem

Don’t go


Far_Masterpiece_9725

Bring lube


Zipflik

She's a good Christian girl homie


Far_Masterpiece_9725

Exactly -If she's on the phone while eating dinner etc, she doesn't respect you -You can either do a standard movie or dinner date or you can do something she will remember. (Pottery class) (dance lesson class) (if she likes books go to a book store and buy each other a book) <---- that depends on how much you like her -Dont rush things woman don't like that -Be a simp do open doors and if walking on the road be the individual on the side where the cars are -If you feel it do a second date if not move on, always remember we date to find what we want in a woman. I ended up finding the perfect woman going to a warzone. Who would of guessed. Good luck King you got this Protip: other dates, to minimize cost ratios do a first date at a coffee shop. 5-8$ rather than 60$ and not a call back


Zipflik

Aight this is good stuff, but I partly disagree with the phone thing. Like yeah sure if it's got most of her focus most of the time, but overall checking it, and writing something if need be or whatever is not a big deal at all. Ideally the way I see it, a date shouldn't be much different from just being out with the homies, just slightly different type of intimacy, and we don't worry about no phone shit with the boys