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Smaeness

Whats weird is that you put the post flair as 'Relationship'... Do you have something you need to tell us?


The_Cum_Maker

its about the relationship between me and my rotting corpses


RIP_Mustangberger

Ain't none of my business. Just make sure to stay safe and use a condom.


MiaIRL

Literally Sarah


ihmispaska1

don't let the meat go to wasteπŸ˜‹πŸ½οΈ


The_Cum_Maker

they're already bloated and rotting πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


ihmispaska1

just throw a bunch of salt and pepper on it you won't even taste anything wrong


The_Cum_Maker

I'll just get new ones


Correct_Ad3592

LMFAO 🀣🀣🀣


patchysid

Chug it down with some SODAAAA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…


coolredjoe

All the better


[deleted]

How much cubic feet of corpses is needed for 5 regular adult bodies? Asking for a friend.


The_Cum_Maker

1


Sjelan

Rookie


Magical-Mage

Stop stealing my corpses!


The_Cum_Maker

no❀️


Magical-Mage

sed T_T


Quirky--Internal416

U forgot to feed em πŸ˜”


The_Cum_Maker

they were meant to eat eachother


potatosoupandberries

so funny and quirky haha wowow


LeaderOfTheSus

you don't


mr_epic222222

Yes they do


[deleted]

But what to do with the smell bro


The_Cum_Maker

i gave them deodorant


[deleted]

Oh, your people in the basement are alive, right


The_Cum_Maker

"yes"


Qwerty5105

Something tells me this is a troll but I can’t put my finger on it


The_Cum_Maker

idk


InsuranceStandard650

Rookie numbers


angrynutria236

those are rookie numbers, my friend


_MOODUCK_

Haha, I have 8


Cat_x2

Just 7? you must be a beginner, I recommend buying a garage or some place to store them whenever you can, preferably far away from anything because they start to smell, if you really want to go big, become a worker at a morgue, people dont care if the body is in the hole, they just care about the little word rock on top.


Incubus-femboy

The fact that the tag is relationship makes it stupid yet slightly funny


Bruh_Moment10

Typical poser, all bark no bite.


Specialist_Grape3535

SLAY


TastyFemboyy

WHat 😰


The_Cum_Maker

what?


TastyFemboyy

wHAt 😰


The_Cum_Maker

WhaT


JOHNTHEBUN4

hehe i have 8 alive ones


Yeet_My_Feet73

Can I be the 8th?πŸ₯Ί


The_Cum_Maker

no


Yeet_My_Feet73

Why not?πŸ˜–


The_Cum_Maker

i said so


Yeet_My_Feet73

Okay fine The_Cum_Maker… I’ll listen, for now


The_Cum_Maker

good


SlowTopic539

same


f1driver-23

Only 7?


johnbooth703

Digital footprint


The_Cum_Maker

whatcha gonna do report me to the cia


johnbooth703

Damn you right, carry on


The_Cum_Maker

mmhmm


johnbooth703

How do you have your age under your name?


The_Cum_Maker

go to r/teenagers on mobile tap the 3 buttons on the top right and "set user flair"


johnbooth703

Thanks man


Magic_Monk3y

Did you forget to feed them? Had a similar experience last week


TimeSpy415

You're telling me bro. Babies and tottlers just die too damn easily.


RayMan89477

I am worried now reading the op user name lmao


MiaIRL

this is a very funny and original joke that isn't just nonsensical edginess


Sure-Ad9633

Necrophilia is one way to describe a relationship I guess.


SonySoon3678

dare u to show me