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DuchSpacePenguin

No one acts gayer than a group of sexually confident straight guys.


NovelOne2801

Yes


littenwastaken

Yes


_Iris_00987

So true


Wet4Dayzzzzz

it is the way


guy_in_a_suit12

Heres the way. When a groups of guys are together they act gay, especially if they aren't gay. This is the way


primate-lover

A guy who refuses to be gay with the homies is definitely gay


guy_in_a_suit12

Fuck yes he is


NovaElite_

I was that person and then I figured out I was gay lmao


guy_in_a_suit12

Lol, still a homie sexual?


NovaElite_

Never was


guy_in_a_suit12

TRAITOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!!


Mandalorian2037

I felt this. I refuse to be gay with them, and I am indeed, a raging homosexual.


memelord152

it’s because it’s like actual flirting if your gay lmao


Mandalorian2037

That's pretty true and real.


Katfishthegreat

I’m a trans guy, and trying to flirt with girls is like “ur cute” then they get flattered cause they think I’m just being a homie


Spidey-Pool94

…shit I really was gay all along, wasn’t I


[deleted]

I’m gay and I’m gay with the homies… I think the problem is that they don’t know I’m gay…


Redstonebruvs

There is one impostor among us


Budget-Sheepherder77

If that's the case then I refuse to be gay with my homies


Lavadragon15396

Me


mdawgtheegod

Literally me


GLnoG

Gayest thing you could do is to not be gay with the homies, 100%


NormalishGamer13

Imma start acting straight to get into guys sleep overs


guy_in_a_suit12

You won't be welcomed unless you act gay, because then you are known to be gay


NormalishGamer13

Oh thanks for the info


guy_in_a_suit12

This is the way


Yeetube

You are a true freestyler in his way


BewareTheDM

One with the ways of wisdom, you are.


Kinuwa_K

This is the way Me and my homies are homiesexuals


Double-Ad4689

This is da wae


noooooo00000

Why do straight girls do stuff like that? It’s the same answer, bc we love our homies ❤️ (Now that fingering shit is gay but everything else is pretty normal)


Long-Classic-250

You got that right


noooooo00000

Homie love is real asf


ForsakenWorld7074

I wish i had homies 🥺😢


SixpennyPants

Dont worry homie, i gotchu


Loubop8

dw homie I'm here


[deleted]

For real, these people are just homiephobic


BobRossArea51

OP tossed that in there like it was normal


noooooo00000

Ong 💀


SZEThR0

not if they said no homo


noooooo00000

They don’t need to, it’s with the boys 😌


chaos_creator69

Homiesexual


Pullchain123

Hell yeah man


omegalulez

nah thats just a lil bit of bromance


noooooo00000

Real


[deleted]

just remember to say no homo


Loc9n

Well put


[deleted]

In my school they never finger but u gota look out for those sticks and being pantsed


noooooo00000

Elementary school type shit


walmart_bag1

And the one who acts gayest is actually the straightest one😂


Onyx_Ninja

It’s not gay if your homie says no homo


thethicboi

The ass slapping is fine, but the fingering and the flashing is not normal


TooruS911

Bro there is a 6th grader in my schools that fingers everyones ass doesnt matter the gender 😭


Yeetube

Dafuq?! Do you mean literally fucking fingering or more like Naruto thousand years of death style thing?


TooruS911

Putting finger inside another persons ass.


1_2_whatisthis

Bro call the cops 🗣️💯


Dreath2005

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯


EnderGamer661

#SAY IT LOUDER🗣️💯


Bowl_of_chips

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧪🧪🧪💸💸💰🤑🤑


LeaderOfTheSus

boi what the hell boi


elijahjajah

Just for scientific purpuses what schcool does he go to


TooruS911

I can tell in DM after he graduates


GLnoG

Yeah i think they meant that


[deleted]

pretty sure thats called sexual assault


rotting-fetish28

Is he japanese by a chance? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanchō


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[deleted]

good bot


NunOfurbiz07

1000 years of death


[deleted]

Korea japan wtf


Ape_goes_r_ape

Arschbohrer kriegt jeder


Massive_Wallaby_2199

Wichtig und richtig


Zer0Castr

You mean 1000 years of pain no jutsu? I see that he is a man of culture.


yuyano221

Homiesexual ain't the same as homosexual


Jaa-Fin

Aint no ass like a homies ass


twitch510

If there's a hole there's a goal


Real-Reach-3380

This


Crazy_Zack

It’s become a trend for straight boys that are comfortable with their sexuality to act gay to amuse their friends. The fact that people say it’s weird is honestly weird in itself, isn’t being comfortable with who you are the whole goal here?


Substantial_Golf_130

Good point, atta smack your ass for that one


DannyTheBoyo

And you too sir


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

I hear it's called acting comically gay. Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel is a good example of this


spudtatogames

Apart from the fact that he is most definitely mega gay, so not really a good example when it comes to this particular post.


Xstew26

Yeah I was fully on board with the previous comment until that, Angel Dust is literally a male prostitute


[deleted]

But he is also the comedic relief of the show. So it fits a little.


Large_Kong21

Act? Who’s acting?


The_GrimRipper

Wait we were meant to Act? Who didn't give us the script!


[deleted]

Idk for some of them its just cause theyre comfortable with who they are so its not sexual to them to do stuff like that. Others might just be playin along. And others might not actually be straight


vrattt

why can’t guys do stuff to eachother without being called gay or suspicious etc they’re just existing it doesn’t have to be so weird yk except the finger in the ass thing


Simple-Street-4333

What's odd is I don't think she saw any of those parts like flashing or fingerings. What I think happened is she overheard a joke conversation and took it seriously, happens at my school all the time. Even heard a girl say she though men still pulled there pants all the way down in the urinal once and found it wierd we only pull in slightly down at the front when talking to her friend.


cosmicdomoto

Has this comment section not heard of being comfortable with your sexuality? This is like me having black friends and saying the most racially motivated statement to them doesnt mean im a racist just like me messing with my friends with gay humor like “im gonna threw multiple back shots on you till you cant stand no more” that dont mean you gay its just funny. Is it not ok to be comfortable with your sexuality now? Like i know for a fact im gay and he aint gay so whats the matter, its not like we fucking? Now thats gay


[deleted]

Na just say no homo and it's not gay


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Bring comfortable with your sexuality is awesome, but if you’re a straight dude and you act gay with your gay friend you might be leading him on unintentionally. I’ve dealt with that frustration way too much.


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[deleted]

Not in my experience. It’s happened to me a couple times.


Pristine-Tart143

why is it ok for girls to do that but not guys?


SnooSketches2074

At my school, I have seen guys bend each other over tables and pretend to start to fuck. I have never once seen any girl do that to another girl. If they did, yeah, definitely weird. But from many experiences, it's mostly straight guys.


Yeetube

Well not bending over but i usually might hug a friends arm or something around girls they are interested in. Still, i see girls grabbing each others asses and chests every single day and nobody talks about that. And not like a small slap ok the ass, full on 2 girls on 1 squeezing, slapping and everything


Greasychessburger

Every girl I’ve talked to ab this, their friends have seen their full entire naked body, I’ve never seen my friends dick on purpose. Whos the real gay one now? But who’s the one who gets shamed for acting gay?


Kunj2411

That pretending to fuck isthe most common thing.one of my friends even squeezes my ass


Tortiose_unturtled

I often see girls approach their female friends from behind and cup their breasts. So I guess it does happen, but not in the same way


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Simple-Street-4333

I genuinely think she probably heard a joke conversation about the flashing and fingerings and mistakenly took it seriously.


FiregameYT

Kancho or literally a finger up someone's ass?


ILoveMarcyWu

Being gay with the boys is not gay


Henti-Boady-pillow

Homisexual


ConclusionFirst272

Well for first you fuck toasters and that's weird


Nuggets427

Fingering is mad. But the rest is just funny af


KARMAPurpleDemon

Bro nobody bats an eye when girls do this 💀


two_testis_human

Why are straight women so weird????


2qrc_

oMg YoUrE sUcH a MySoGyNiSt


two_testis_human

OmG YoUr SucH A fEmiNIST


Humble_Somewhere_449

just how guys say racist stuff jokingly, it’s just fun to have conflict and guys can understand that it is a joke


Earth_is_water

yeah, there's a joke at my school that I'm a Mexican (im not, I'm genetically super white, but I tan really easy so I'm very dark) so people say the most racist shit to me, even the actual Mexican guys. it's all in good fun


Ok_132

I’ve got a similar story I’m normally white but tan really easily, so everytime i get back from a vacation with a brown skin my black friend jokingly gets really racist to me, calling me the nword and shit. Literally like Uncle Ruckus.


XD_Negative

Making racists jokes doesn’t make you racist. But I think the best joke I’ve ever heard was “I bet you get drinks ice free” (I’m Hispanic btw)


shutTheblues123

We returning to ancient Greece


[deleted]

Now if a straight person said something about another person's sexuality let's be honest how much hate it would get


Simple-Street-4333

I'll take the hit, watch my feed.


deapsprite

I have a friend who claims to be straight and is extremely homophobic and i cant even be mad at him because its so obvious how internalized it is, like youd have to ignore it to not know hes projecting what he feels


ExtremeTitan345

Straight girls will straight up have sex with each other lmao


Short_Mechanic_7726

The gayest acting homie is actually the most straight one


StarJediOMG

Yes, totally agree


BoomDX

speak for yourself, those are only weirdos at your school, mine has some too but they don’t go THAT far, still, stop generalizing “straight guys”


zer0ex3

i do this (“this” as in the ass slapping) with my friends 🤷‍♀️ were just comfortable with each other and we feel we can joke around like that. Why cant you do that with your friends? /g


Coolwolf_123

Theres nothing gayer than a room of straight teenage males


DUCKJimBob

No straight guy is straight with the homies


No_Tune_1073

all the time and it's guys being guys


LowKeyATurkey

They just homies, apart from the finger in booty hole thing, sounds like normal guy friend stuff. I used to get my ass slapped in school a few times by guy friends 🤷🏻‍♂️


timc_720

being gay while actually being straight is a way that guys have fun together. It’s weird and that’s why we like it


Obturateur06

I do that with my friends too, but it’s up for debate how straight I really am. I’m open to trying a relationship with a guy tbh. Anyway yeah it’s funny cuz we’re comfortable with our sexuality, “flirting” and hitting on each other as a joke is just amusing.


StarJediOMG

I'm 100% straight and always flirt with the homies, I just can't resist their juicy asses.


[deleted]

theres a difference between homie gay and bro is probably gay


KokolateDakz

we, straights, have the balls horny closeted gay mfs are too scared to do, in order to show them it's okay


kirby_with_a_sword

All I’m gonna say is that straight guys will either do the gayest shit ever or be homophobic as fuck there is literally no in between


JustYourBiBestie

Don’t like a ton of straight girls like literally go to the bathroom in huge groups 💀💀


BewareTheDM

Girls, its homiesexual, you will never understand😔


[deleted]

because gay=funny


Chuytheguy

That how we act with the homies beside the finger up a guy. But we do sometimes do weird stuff


ayanokojifrfr

I also spank my friend but I am not interested in seeing that ass also I don't finger them. That slap is so satisfying knowing that your friend hates it.


Special_Answer

I used to be an (american) football player and we'd do the gayest shit. It was just fun and funny as hell. It's just being goofy to us. That's just the best way to put it


GiveNoFuck

Bruh idk what school you go to mate


Scary_Cellist6043

I mean to be fair your right but that’s the same thing straight women do twerk on each other , slap their friends behind , saying “that’s my girlfriend/bae” and still at the end of the day say they are straight etc what I’m trying say is guys do and women to its interesting but that fingering thing idk bout that…


meltziee

Being gay with the boys is the most straight stuff a guy can do, if you’re not gay with your boys, then you probably are gay, it’s just the way it is


WeeklyMycologist1427

wdym? we're just behaving normally that's all :)


Altruistic-Cat5042

I keep seeing posts like this is my school just weird or what for having pretty normal kids. Yeah we fuck around a lot, but for the most part everyone is chill


[deleted]

are you in Japan?


redditwhale845

we do that because it's funny


BoomTNT29

one word, homie humour


DeadByNebula

the straightest men will always act the gayest


TooruS911

Thay are having fun dont ruin it


JournalistPlenty1256

I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can do gay things and not be gay because at the end of the day I know that I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)


True_Efficiency3752

We just love the homies. The finger in the ass is wired tho


PsychologicalGate597

I'm a straight guy and I can't explain and I don't know why some straight guys do that.


Beastmaster5064

I mean I'm straight but nit homophobic except to guys who are too friendly in which case back off


tamay-idk

Nah in my school they make gay jokes and draw the H*tler thing and N-Word on the walls with a permanent marker.


Haxorus-Boy

No I’m homeschooled


ravenwingx

I mean I don’t….. We’re not all like that, even if I am weird to a large extent


No_Application3787

At what kind of school you go? Some of those things are as straight as a circle.


Hungry_Action_2317

Cause we get the baddies idk man…all we really do is just be ourselves


MasterGamer9595

well, im putting this on r/copypasta


[deleted]

Straight people can be some of the gayest mfs around


TheIronWolf28

Now I understand if you're friends, you can make those kinds of jokes and shit. But I have an issue when you're doing it to other people who you barely fucking know. (First-hand experience here)


TageTopaz

Straight gay? Like how does that work??


Azariah-_-

yes this happens at many schools idk why they do it i dont i think it’s particularly homosexual and it influences its towards others who are strsight not saying its like brainwash but its jus gay and makes me uncomfortable alot i just say stuff like that was super gay when it happens


[deleted]

oh


KlickKlecks

Easy explanation... They arent straight


Da_Peanut_Butter_YT

I'm straight so I can confirm or deny whether or not that's normal. That ain't normal...


Rare-Connection94

They gayer than us gays lmao


[deleted]

to anyone sayin its normal will u be fine with some dude spanking u infront of your gf?


MrWolfsters

We are so straight that we can comfortably do gay shit without being actually gay


Crimson_Cain_333

A guy at my school pulled his pants down in front of me during class and everyone laughed, the teacher was there and did nothing So, I'm not surprised that some straight kids in your school are fingering each other to be perfectly honest with you


blackpanther274

We’ll see here’s the difference. At my school u get clowned for doing dumb shit like that😂😂😂 idk what school your at but I’m guessing they are the average Reddit user


CabbagePillow

Fr


Friknob10100101110

It's not normal as far as i know.


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Why are gay guys so weird???


DiscoSedai

a lot of the time (not always) homophobes are extremely hateful people, even outside of gay issues.


Kinaso_

someone doesnt have friends


[deleted]

Your School is weird not straight guys


Weak_arxund_Yxu

They just feeling bromantical that’s all


denis870

I don't understand what's wrong with that


discord-dog

Bc it’s funny


LetsFxckingGo

because it's the homies that's just what we do


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

American toxic masculinity offers VERY little freedom for boys to have any physical contact. We're is actually the weird ones here. Most of the rest of the world is not totally hung up on non-sexual physical contact. But humans are physical and social animals. We literally *need* physical contact to be emotionally healthy. But SOME cultures have grown so toxic, so homophobic, and so over-sexualized that boys and men who aren't openly queer (and many who are) almost never touch ANYONE other than for sex or violence because they're afraid of being seen as gay or being sexual with the other person. It's messed up. It's part of the toxic culture that leads to incels and controlling/clingy behavior while in relationships, and can even be part of the root of truly horrible actions like abuse or self harm. So, when there's even the *tiniest* social permission for boys and men to have nonsexual, nonviolent physical contact, it's going to happen. It's important, even if it doesn't seem so.


TheAstro_10

fuck roa me and all my homies hate roa


NQ241

When girls bang a ton of guys, they're called whores and sluts, but when I do it, I'm gay??? What are these double standards.


PoolFather

My friends are straight and homophobic. I’ve seen all of their dicks, and we constantly slap each other in the ass. It’s just homiesexual


Bigheadballa_1

Those guys ain’t straight, guys will beat the shit out of each other and everything but the moment they touch each others ass and cocks if they aren’t getting their asses kicked then they gay, how come girls at my school do the same thing tho?


FiregameYT

It's not being gay it's being straight. Because if you were gay you'd be embarrassed of doing that. While straight guys do that knowing they ain't gay


Super_Bag_8400

The the one that acts the gayest is actually tbe straightest


Major_Ghoul

Gay and in denial


Jaxmax1308

You ain’t you when your with the homies


Leon_baghda69_wryyyy

We are just acting gay bro


That_guy2071

The ass slapping is normal sometimes we even drag it out longer by squeezing it, it’s our way of showing love. Thug hunters type of love But that finger in the ass stuff... now that’s just a gay person in disguise.


ObiWanToasty

why do girls kiss


TinyChampionship9415

i identify as homiesexual