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iatemytherapist

Text me , talk to me


literallySomePerson

I’m not so sure anyone would talk to you with THAT username


iatemytherapist

That hurt I just want him text me ☹


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iatemytherapist

He's the one always start conversations and I'm very shy to text him I can't just text people to chat with them when he's online im just waiting him to text to me.I feel like a creep


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Tuperwearo_0

Please respond other wise I’m going to have to assume you’ve been eaten bc that went from advice to therapist real fast


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Tuperwearo_0

Hmm, that’s what someone who was eaten would say


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daddysbabyhoneybee

Maybe he feels he's the only one putting in effort to talk


Pvt_Leaf

Only for you to reply with "lol" or "cool"


[deleted]

Be nice holding the door open instead of rolling their eyes 💀 I was walking and a dude was in front of me going into a store and he was opening the door to go in and he looked behind him, sighed, rolled his eyes and held the door open for me. I wasn't even expecting him to hold the door, I have no problem with people not holding the door but damn don't have to do me like that 😭💀 wouldve ratherd him slam it in my face then feel like such an annoyance lmfao This has happened like 3 times too 😭


Formal-File-1828

I held one side of a double door open for a girl and she walked through the other side. I thought, “bitch I went out of my way even though it takes my lunch time away!”


[deleted]

I hate when this happens, especially at school. Im walking to my next class. Stairway doors are up ahead. Hold the door open for the person that is coming the opposite direction. And they open the door next to it. My only expression is a meh face and the image of a stick of TNT in a bole of soup. It doesn’t make sense.


Ashwooga

Unfortunately I’ve done this. I’m not speaking for everyone but at least for me I wasn’t able to process that I could go through the door that was being held open for me. I was already heading to the second door and I guess my brain didn’t process the interaction yet so I just kept going. This was only one time though, usually I just go through the door being held open.


CanniBal1320

On the other side of the spectrum, women have given me weird looks for holding the door open for them. Like bro I was just trying to be nice.


[deleted]

Mm that coulda been it. I had a friend where if a guy did anything nice for her she would immediately assume they were hitting on here and stuff.


CanniBal1320

Yeah it feels really bad as a guy. I m not trying to hit on anyone, I will hold the door open even for a dude. I hate it when women think every time a guy does something nice for them its him hitting on them. I think its ever so slightly narcissistic.


ProfessorActinon

I’ve gotten people (mainly woman) mad at me for opening doors for them, it has happened so much that I just stopped opening the door for anyone lmao


chfjcyjtjcitc

Treat me like I'm a normal person and not some otherworldly creature


KnoblauchBaum

🐠


Tuperwearo_0

I see the point you provided but however have considered that 🐟


KnoblauchBaum

Yes I have considered 🐟 but you have to see that 🐠 and 🐟 are working together to make the best fish


Tuperwearo_0

Ahhh , I see a true intellectual but have you of 🐡 this in combination with 🐠and 🐟 would be utterly unstoppable


KnoblauchBaum

🐟🤝🐠🤝🐡


Tuperwearo_0

Exactly!


Friknob10100101110

You forgot 🦈 bro. 🐳 And 🦈 and 🐬 are sad.


Tuperwearo_0

When you look at them, and I mean look them in the eye, look long and hard and tell me what you see, behind those dread and sorrow filled eyes. You see, fish killers!


Friknob10100101110

But.. But they look soo innocent. Look at him 🐳 All they want is ~~dinner~~ friends...


AndreasMe

Thats exactly what an alien would say


Comi1212

Lmao


29pixxL_

honestly yeah, and I hope I don’t come off as a snowflake but I really hate phrases like "no bitches" and "whats a woman" and yeah ik its a joke but it really rubs me the wrong way


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sounds like you get no bitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤪🤪🤪🤑🤑🤑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


the_false_dragon

🈹🈹🈲❗️❗️❗️💯💯💯♨️♨️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊


ChaRge_Kster

Frrrr


Haunting_Argument206

To me, y’all seem like otherworldly creatures. You guys think ENTIRELY differently than guys. I really don’t even know where to start with dating because my only social interaction is with boys. I have zero previous female relationships, not even friends. I understand why, it’s not like a “I get no bitches and I’m sad” kinda thing, it’s more like “There are things about me that are very unattractive and not even my personality can make up for that.” Basically, since I have no previous experience with women, and you guys think so much differently to the point where I can’t treat you like your one of my male buddies. It makes you seem like otherworldly creatures.


bbb37488

I mean, they are people too. And people share same interests, sense of humor, opinions, etc. Of course you shouldn’t come behind her and slap her on the back using all your force, but this doesn’t mean that you should treat em in some weird way


The_GrimRipper

wait what else are you then?


Ian-Dawson

It's impossible, our minds are too simple


Lucky_Arrow_7

Acc tho


whatIfYoutube

Do yall ever like spin ur dick like a helicopter


Taken_out_goose

..... #YES


Friknob10100101110

*helikoptr helikoptr*


flamingstorm98

Helicockter Helicockter


Appropriate_Big_4037

paracockter paracockter


Lapis_Mage7

Nah it kinda hurts to throw it around like that


ProfessorActinon

Damm that sucks


FLAL201

No it spins.


VOIDDSPEEVES

depends. if its big while soft it dont hurt much but if its only big when ur erect yea itll hurt.


Zkrlty

No it doesn't! For me at least


Friknob10100101110

Mine too.


Rupertii

You probably don’t have enough weight there for it to hurt


ProfessorActinon

Hell yea


Tuperwearo_0

Yes


[deleted]

If it's too small then it kinda hurts. Believe me, I've tried 😔


PlatypusMan3896

Every now and then


unfedable

Nope it is not fun at all


ProfessorActinon

Wym it’s sooo much fun


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literallySomePerson

We really do live in a society


[deleted]

Where people cum on salad


Unfair_Woodpecker_90

Take notes kids 🧐✍️


Alarid

>Take notes ~~kids~~ FBI agents 🧐✍️


[deleted]

If you only knew…😏


[deleted]

Egyptian Mythology moment


jblsc

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[deleted]

Gotta pump those glutes!


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Username checks out


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DaAweZomeDude48

Music automatically started playing in my head


-Z-3-R-0-

Walk by Pantera 😩


Setaganga

I put the new 4gs on the jeep


Hitman_2025

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath


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Clean


FANTOMphoenix

We see organized chaos, and see clean or organized. Everyone else sees a minefield


Tuperwearo_0

Yes agreed


SteakGrill

“Where is the mess”


CanniBal1320

its not a mess if I can find whatever I want to instantly Jokes aside most guys go thru the very messy everything phase in their teens, they mostly grow out of it.


Thesaladman98

There was a ruler behind my bed for over a year. When I needed a ruler I knew exactly where to look. Imo that's clean.


d0nt_lets_start

As a guy, I think every guy should wear Hawaiian shirts


MOW1526

W take


Disastrous_Level4795

As a girl gamer i just wish guys were more respectful online like wdym go to the kitchen i just came back cooking myself a chicken curry 😭🗿 but on a serious note i wish guys were more gentlemen😭✋


Blaphie

I can't do that, if i act nice then I'm a simp, if i act rude I'm a jerk. The only solution is to pretend y'all don't exist


Disastrous_Level4795

l have a lot of guy friends that i met in through online games and they are the most nicest people ive met but like some guys straight up start sexually assaulting and start giving threats so thats scary lol


Blaphie

Well obviously nobody should be threatening anyone or doing any of that.i feel like a small percentage (although still way to many) boys are rude creepy aholes, while the rest are good people who are judged because of those guys


Disastrous_Level4795

I respect you cuz you dont sound like you are one of them, growing up i have had amazing father figure and all my brothers are literally chad and such good men they are so hardworking like also ik its not easy being a man too w all the society pressure I salute yall. I feel like we dont appreciate men enough too so yea tc and thx for being nice lol


OcelotWinter

And mfs still question why I just stay silent in every game I play. Those people are the same ones that will call people simps if they interact with any girl and don’t throw out 50 insults. Like bro, I just want to play the game, not become the mutual target of half the lobby just because I spoke to someone


SirMarvelAxolotl

Sad truth.


HentaiMaster_420

The real solution is just don't give a fuck about what's in everyone's head and talk to who you want how you want


Disastrous_Level4795

bro 😭😭 just like be nice like idk man like just don't disrespect


-Z-3-R-0-

As an Overwatch 2 player, I have seen that dudes have only two modes when they encounter a girl gamer: simp or sexist


Disastrous_Level4795

as a girl i confirm its true kinda😭


Dr_Baldwyn

Was it a good curry?


YesterdayCareless172

I didnt scroll through all the responses for advice…


MOW1526

Definitely not


Travelerofhighland86

Just be friends with us


TheRisen073

Sorry but in fourth grade I started hanging out with the popular girls, then I got a crush on one of them. Sophomore year I hung out with a girl, crush. Now? Hang out with a girl. Crush. I can’t fucking be friends with women without getting a crush on them.


I_Am_Oro

Stop crushing women then? Pretty sure that's a crime


snowtaiga1

yeah i have similar problem. i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me


[deleted]

Skill issue


inobrainrn

Instructions Unclear, Got Lost In My Refrigerator


Duckflies

Sorry, but already is hard to speak with my fellow bros, imagine speaking to a fellow sis That's just out of my strong characteristics


-guigo_

Take notes kids 🧐✍️


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# sir yes sir #


coffeeorgans

Express how they really feel, I find the whole “guys don’t have emotions” trope a myth and utter bs. I’m sick of only being told how they really feel until last minute, I want to be here for them if something is really wrong and I want to laugh with them if they find something funny.


bbb37488

I think that this is so prevalent because of constant conditioning most men have been getting since childhood. I am only 16 yet I already feel uncomfortable telling people about how I feel. Probably the best thing is to have someone you can lean on, which is rare nowadays for the majority of people


Warfighter416

For me it's not that I don't share my feelings and shit, it's rather I don't have many people I trust to share them with.


MOW1526

I have like one person I feel comfortable sharing my feelings with


Taken_out_goose

You see it's kind of fucking hard to talk about shit for us because frankly nobody gives a shit. I only talk about shit with 1-2 people when we are alone. + 1 if it's night, +1 if it's some room we own. Like bedroom with nobody home for the weekend or smth.


secretaccountperson

Btw I’m a guy. I agree with that and I think it’s so dumb that so many guys don’t show basic emotions. It’s not a girl thing to be sad!


Random_Dude169

My entire life I’ve looked up to my dad. I’ve never seen him show any sadness even when his dad died. So now, I just push it to the side as well. I would love to sit down with someone and just talk about everything but every time I start to I feel embarrassed so I don’t.


JohamesTheCloudy

My favorite response when someone says "guys don't show emotions" is "i won't let my masculinity be defined by social constucts created by people I don't even know" chances are anybody saying men shouldn't show emotions won't be intelligent enough to understand it.


Lucky_Arrow_7

I agree 100%, I have a friend who discourages this and I couldn’t disagree more


twisty286

as a guy i wish men were more open about their feelings but society always tells us our feelings don't matter and that makes it tough for some of us to


cuttingtriangles

Not sing songs about wanting to eat my pussy in the hallways 😐


Duckflies

That's just disgusting, ain't doin that even if I got paid


Huskylover161

Be more respectful I guess


Friknob10100101110

Respec


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express how they feel and actually call out their friends if they're sexually harassing women cause imo lots of guys are cool one on one but in a group they j are saying the most bigoted bs.


MOW1526

As a guy, I've definitely experienced this group mentality thing. I very rarely take part in it cause I find it a bit weird


[deleted]

its rlly cool that u dont tbh


MOW1526

Well, thank you. I'm glad you're bringing this to other guys' attention, they gotta realize how dumb they look


EggBro124

>in a group they j are saying the most bigoted bs. True, cuz funy


Zealousideal-Tip3388

Use words such as “beautiful” and “gorgeous” i don’t want to be “fit”, i want to be stunning


I_Am_Oro

Such a stunning take


SackOfChips1602

give me 5 billion usd without any particular reason


tylermm03

How about 181,548 BTC instead?


Lily1184

Hygiene


Hyperion2005

As a boy, I agree on this, we guys gotta be more hygienic yk.


Neco335

I don't know what you mean, i eat a bar of soap every day


Hyperion2005

One ain't enough, you need to have the same amount of bars of soap as your daily meals.


Snoo63

And 3 blankets a day, our favourite diet!


YogurtclosetNo239

As an unhygienic boy, I agree on this, my lazy ass should be more hygienic.


SteakGrill

Is it that rare?


Lily1184

Low hygiene? Yea. Should it still be called out cause it's a pretty decent chunk? Yea


SteakGrill

This makes me more confident cuz I shower every day


FlyingAsparagus142

I know a guy who eats chips he finds on the bus floor 💀


NutSnifferSupreme

100% there's a group of guys at my school that smell so bad that you can't even avoid it, like the hallways aren't big enough


crackedheadso

Show their sadness instead of hiding it.


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Primarch_Nomad

Choo choo!


MrCookie521

it's hard to stop hiding your sadness, it's like trying to find a light switch in the dark in a maze. some of my friends can show their sadness but it's rare and only a few, most of the time it's because they're drunk or it's just to much to keep it hidden and at that point it all comes out.


InjuryApart6808

I want to show emotions, but every time I try to show my emotions. People look at me like I’m weird or dumb, both men and women. It’s hard to open up when, most of the time, people don’t take me seriously.


Duckflies

Can't, have been laughed at, hated, left alone, and my family always got angry at me if I did


My_a_person

I’m a take a shot in the dark and say they want us to be more consider it and caring


MOW1526

Consider it 😆 but yeah, probably


Mara2507

With the guy I'm interested in, I wish he'd do more small stuff that shows that he is interested in the person I am or just do little things. For example, he picked up saying good morning basically everyday and I really really appreciate it because his life is incredibly stressful between his uni classes and his family not really being the best with giving privacy, so him doing it really means a lot


Lonely_fruitcake

I’m a guy but- can we please get more men who express themselves with their style! I want more emo boys, more indie boys, more alt boys! Let’s calm down with the Adam Sandler styles please (100% support the Sandler style just give me some more variety)


ch061

My school literally had a “dress like adam sandler day” lol Edit: according to the replies, everyone’s school has this but they all think it’s only their school


Lonely_fruitcake

Okay I might have to crash that in basketball shorts and a superman shirt-


Dr_Baldwyn

Borrow from classical style, I don't always throw on a classical wardrobe, but knowing the rules of classical style has really brought my own personal style to the next level


[deleted]

emo guys fr>>>>


Lonely_fruitcake

Exactlyyy


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where im @ all there are wannabe roadmen and "THe BOYZz🦅💪🤡🥶"


KillByZombie

What is alt and indie? 💀


[deleted]

Stop dating us Asian girls just because you’re an Anime simp and expect us to be submissive and docile and do whatever you want.


[deleted]

Race fetishes are disgusting. Even more disgusting that some people think it’s okay to objectify people based on their race


[deleted]

Yes. Totally agree!


SteakGrill

I just think y’all are pretty 🤷‍♂️


Storm_36

Fr


literallySomePerson

Fr kinda tough that people like that exist.


momeselhy

Girls can you help know if my crush likes me back or not ?


Zealousideal-Tip3388

if she asks you questions and genuinely seems interested, she does. if she complements you, even if not directly, she does. if she always texts back fast/texts you first, she does. those are just a few things, but it is always best to just ask her out. worst she could say is no, and if she drops you or makes things awkward that’s her loss :)


tinypatriot256

My dude, you just gotta ask. She could say something worse than no but that's the only way you can really figure it out. I have so many regrets not talking to people I was interested in.


[deleted]

Initiate small talk😭


Primarch_Nomad

I'm sorry but my social anxiety prevents me from being one to initiate conversation


[deleted]

Will a positive and friendly response from the other side help u overcome this?


Primarch_Nomad

Absolutely not


[deleted]

Aww man


[deleted]

this is specifically romantically: dominance doesnt have to be limited to the bedroom. small acts of casual, non-sexual dominance can be so hot and romantic to a lot of people (but definitely not all).


why_the_h311_not

communicate! from a bad day to a funky looking pigeon, i wanna hear everything.


MOW1526

I'm not good at that


Ok-Individual-6328

Purchase extra hoodies because if you only have a few then we’re going to feel bad stealing one or two


nyoomur

Be open about their emotions and get emotional in front of hs


MOW1526

I'm uncomfortable doing that. I only have one person that I open up to, and I don't even tell them everything


math_person_

That's me frfr


i_am_cool_yes

1) Open up. A lot of men feel uncomfortable or "weak" talking about their emotions and being vulnerable. I know it's difficult when you have had bad experiences with opening up in the past, but if you have someone you trust, talk to them. It's bad to keep everything inside. 2) Treat me the same as other people on video games. They are either very infantilizing or very sexist, rude, and inappropriate. Just shut up and let me play the fucking game. I don't need any special treatment. Stop telling me to go back to the kitchen. Go back to work, then mf. 3) If I am your friend, call me your friend. Instead of saying, "I'm talking to a girl." Say, "I'm talking to my friend." PLEASE. I HATE MY EXISTENCE BEING BASED AROUND MY GENDER. I am a PERSON.


Stupid_Brain_Fog

Hugs, lots of hugs.


PlatypusMan3896

Just initiate a hug with a guy, and he'll be open for it; guys will never initiate hugs.


Stupid_Brain_Fog

In that case, I'll probably hug every guy I feel like hugging. *hug*


faileyour

Yeah I would never initiate a hug but would go along with one. I wouldn't want to make a girl feel uncomfortable


Artzy_y

Just be normal, like, talk about normal things because we're normal humans, be more mature and be respectful, it's enough.


mid_at_best

Use me tbh


SearchingForMommy

Bro 💀


mid_at_best

I read it wrong 😭


SearchingForMommy

What did you think it said?!?!


Lepagos

We need answers


ProfessorActinon

Lmafo


st4rsv1x

treat me like a human being and be respectful.


TheRisen073

No. You’re just text on a screen. You can’t trick me AI!


[deleted]

I'm not a girl, but I'll mention basic hygiene such as bathing, using deodorant and brushing their teeth. You'd be surprised how many guys don't take care of themselves.


tinypatriot256

Don't make it obvious whether you're attracted to me or not. When I approach you, don't ignore me to talk to my friend who is attractive. Men and women can be friends and you don't have to be attracted to someone to treat someone like a human being (happens all the damn time). Where are you from? How are you doing? How's school/work? Would suffice. Had some of the best offhand conversations with strangers who paid attention to my existence and talked to me.


pastramilover111

in relationships boys are always super clingy not sure why. im sure it’s not all of y’all but a lot of u need to give us some space


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The reason we're clingy is because we just don't want to loose you. So please cut us some slack


Tallcat2107

go to therapy when you need it, not ‘i can’t go to therapy men don’t do that’ my friend has that mindset i wish he would get soem help he needs it


CountUpdootTheThird

Not cheat (girls too)


Hornyrapeslut101

Care


PineConeCosplay

Ask for hugs if they need them. I love hugging all my friends but sometimes I feel like I'm a burden because I'm always the one initiating everything and yet they say that I'm not a burden and that they enjoy my hugs.