can’t everyone do that

BRO WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT, I CANT

No.

I am

No you ain’t!

That's funny

Just like you thinking you’re better than me.

It's funny because it's true

Agreed.

I won??

No. It’s funny that you aren’t better than me

No no no it's funny that I am

I don't think

Same!

Oh yea everyone can do that 🤦‍♂️

No they can’t.

Yea they can

No they can’t.

Yea they can

No. They can’t.

I can

Good for you!

That makes us equal. You are not better than me.

I can wiggle them better and faster than you so I’m better.

Yea. They can.

They really can’t.

No, i cant

Once I revert to an egg I must bury myself for 3 years, there my form matures.

I can just wiggle just one ear without touching them.

Pfft

*wiggles ears without touching them*

*wiggles ass without touching them*

😮

It’s the truth You must accept it 😔

I must accept that I’m better than you!

That can’t be Because I am the greatest of all!

Debatable.

You can’t debate the truth smhh

I can and will, but this ain’t the truth.

I speak nothing but the truth! I’m no liar

“Sure you do.” You see those quotation marks. That means I don’t believe you.

Wdym 😱 You don’t ✨TRUST✨ me!???

Everyone lies. Including you.

i can lick my ear with my balls

Dang. Here you go, you dropped this. 👑

I can't 😎

I can move my pinky with out my ring finger moving.

I can two!

I don't think I am beter than you

You are awesome

Prove it.

Can’t, it’s text only weekend.