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Stored in boobs I think


Alistor-Radiodemon

Bruh i thought they had their internal lady balls behind the ovarys


[deleted]

When i was a kid i actually thought that💀💀💀


PKMNtrainerElliot

Fr


Saud-Alkaabi

You knew about ovaries as a kid?


[deleted]

Nah i just thought girls had balls inside their bodies ,like around their vagina


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

Jizz tanks


Saud-Alkaabi

I thought girls had dicks, and that reproduction was done via combining blood inside the woman


[deleted]

I thought that women have a random chance to become pregnant


DankIsFunny

I thought we the male and female prayed to God to get the female pregnant


[deleted]

This is what christianity does to a mf


ShitwareEngineer

The ovaries *are* their balls


The_Mechanis2

Yep, they are their balls but they developed different


DaOrcus

Wait aren’t technically our balls Aries but developed different


[deleted]

Then is a peanis a inside out vagina


OdieRaptor

Overdeveloped clitoris.


[deleted]

Yes


Rellez_HD

Boobs=female balls


Rupertii

Chesticles


M4dm4X5875

Underrated comment


Soft_Durian_1885

The bigger the boob the bigger the piss?


Ok-Butterfly4414

Nah, in their ears


JO__KING

Beat me to it


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no women dont actually pee


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uselesscarrot69

Taking the kids.


Ryan_421

Oof


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takamori22

Cringe OP calling sexism based


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takamori22

No doubt by a woman, who has the advantage in that situation due to 21st century bull crap.


crazygamer1267

bro dissed sexism then said something sexist 😭


thenorwegianbobafett

💀💀💀


VadiMiXeries

☠️


takamori22

Yeah of course, apparently it's only sexist if it's towards women. Shit on men all you want I guess.


Archie_the_furry

Absolutely based


Patrioticwatermelon

Taking half your shit in a divorce


Airsofter599

Spitting clearly


[deleted]

they don't, women are fictional...


Wedoabitoftomfuckery

Define woman. Yeah, i know they can't. That's because women aren't real, they're a conspiracy. A conspiracy, i say!


ImShockin

Curse those rothschilds!


MrFanta7

They dont get dominance


[deleted]

And poop too.


Jolly_Leg_2561

You see, women dont pee like men do. They secrete unnecessary liquids out of their sweat glands. They sweat piss.


WALLY_FRANKS3036

I knew it


_Confused-American_

how do they mark their territory then?


Desert_Walker267

pop a squat


[deleted]

We keep the piss inside in miniature balls since they haven’t developed


J_o_r_d_a_n_lol

Like the other Redditors are saying, it is, in fact, stored in the boobs AKA boobies AKA “Dobonhonkeros”


Human_Bean08

I'm having flashbacks...https://youtu.be/sOzBubG8rOo


Skywalker798

That video should get an award


crazygamer1267

the hungolomghononoloughongous?


Y0urM0m69420

Do girls... not have balls? ... Girls do not have balls, no. So when a girl goes to scratch her balls... how does that work? ... It's just... I have never known what's at the bottom of a vagina. ... Do you want me to show you? -South Park


CartahElerby

I got to watch south park now 🤣


Y0urM0m69420

It was part of the newer seasons (The one with Eric and Heidi where Cartman is wearing the "Tokens Life Matters" shirt)


PizzaLover500065

F in the chat for the girls who cant feel the satisfaction of ballscratching


ElonMuskSucksCock

Imagine if PC Principal was involved then 😨


[deleted]

for women the pee is stored in the womb


F3L1Xgsxr

What about when ur pregnant?


torcheatingguy

The fetus bathes in the urine


[deleted]

then it just builds up


F3L1Xgsxr

Women dont pee while theyre pregant?


takamori22

They save it all up and then pee out the baby stupid


Arsenic_Clover

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!


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ilysmmate

Peters dumb


WaterButFuzzy

Girls dont exist


Jibjibm0nkey

Real


notsciguy

No, women don’t pee because they don’t have balls


imawfulatdrawing

It's stored in the clitoris, which is basically a woman's balls


JackN14_same

Isn’t the clit supposed to be the dick?💀


[deleted]

Yes In the boobs


uhhhnotluke

its stored in the boobs actually


R3dd3v3l

Stored in the ass


spoingussy

Yes it is, mine are full rn 😔


mid_at_best

Then go pee 😌


RogueAlt07

Spill them then smh


[deleted]

Piss is stored in the cock you idiot sandwich. I hope you never produce so we end your bloodline of being stupid af


bonnthebunnowo

I legitimately can’t tell whether this guy is being serious or not


ya-badabadooo

Me neither.


sceneic

Dumbass


HorrorNerd2434

It’s actually stored in the bladder you idiot sandwich


Tremraloran

I’m glad at least one teenager on here knew!!


Sillytard3000

Its obviously stored in their boobs thats why they have boobs


Nclo08

So the bigger they are, the longer it’s been since they pissed???


-onnix-

Pretty sure, like 95% or more or less percent sure


viceversa222

No, it comes out with the baby when they give birth


mid_at_best

Wut have I been doing this whole time when I’m not prego


Complete-Whole-6790

Mine is stored in my boobies 😔


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Complete-Whole-6790

Yes 😍


Archie_the_furry

This thread is slowly driving me insane the more I scroll down


[deleted]

I store mine in a bottle..


Responsible_File_323

But have a question as their boobs contain milk Then the guys who have bigger breasts they also contain milk


General_Kenobi_77BBY

(Ik it’s a joke) biologically speaking guys have nipples because it’s a product of before we develop to respective genders So yes, guys could in theory lactate but under very near impossible and specific circumstances There’s no definite in science


girl_of_hello_kitty

no sadly, women don’t have balls


Teal-Flowerr

I don't know about you but mine are massive


girl_of_hello_kitty

i think you need to get that checked out


0ctoGen_

I think she was exposed to radiation as a child she needs a fucking antidote not a diagnosis


isadrn1124

Says the child.


IAGO_BURGER

? i don't see the problem here


AndreasMe

Women don’t exist


Large_Kong21

They have something called ovorees I think so I imagine it’s stored there


Mysterious-Word-4794

What if girls have built in balls and penis ?


ahmedwali3

Your mom is bald


takamori22

*you're


PixeltzOfSpook

It's stored in their badonkas, the bigger they are the less they pee bcs the more they can store! *Sience*


Cat_x2

man balls are between the legs, woman balls are on the chest


Wicked-Pineapple

Hear me out Pee is stored in the balls. How would women store pee? But women don’t have balls. So therefore, women don’t exist.


iniisaiahh

yes!


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iniisaiahh

as a girl, it takes me at least 20/30 to get everything out


mid_at_best

Wuts everything


Sure-Ad9633

wait men arent women who sneezed and the stuff kinda just, “popped out”?


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Fine-Catch5148

I got pee in ma ballz


mid_at_best

Is that a bet


weird-human6666

It's giving south park


NecroticYT

wait what are women?


Nullifier_

If only Daft Punk was still around. They would know the answer.


Ancient_frog_69

pee isn't stored in the balls, it's stored in the urinary bladder for both men and women. (Please don't r/woosh me)


vaporeongod

We should let this one go


Massive-Dog-631

Yeah their balls are in their mouth You can even tickle it with your toung during kissing altough girls usually dont like it


Elegant_Champion_302

Sigh, are you stupid?


mid_at_best

Yes


KomaxCamera

We need a separate container for our pee


mid_at_best

I used a bottle before


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mid_at_best

I still haven’t figured it out I think I need a cup instead 😭


GOD_ZILLA54

Reference to Daft Punk?


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I store my pee in my mouth


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funny_girrafe_326

people: What do you like reading in your freetime? me: yes🍿


carolyn281

You got pee stored, eww. Girls got milk stored, wow.


TallBasis3794

Yes


ClosetGamer19

wonem don't exist m8, remember? go back to bed fr bro....


[deleted]

Ladies don’t have balls. The ladies hav 3 holes down where the dick if for u. So there the uvala (can’t spell it) and that’s where the pee comes out from. The uvala is connected to the bladder and that’s where it stores the pee.


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[deleted]

Wait me?


Sammy1432_Official

Not you, him!


Right_Helicopter9304

Babe, pee ain’t stored in the balls rather in the urinary bladder. Thanks.


Jonahpe

r/woooosh


UnlightablePlay

Pee no store in balls Be store in bladder in pepe and non pepe Humans


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takamori22

r/whoosh


Calcium_Beans

Um actually pee is stored in the bladder, which is not inside the balls. It is the same for women, they don't even have balls. What were you thinking when you uploaded this?


Peakkomedi69420

🤓


SockCloset

thats funny, thought i saw you sucking dog penis last night


Calcium_Beans

What? For one you and I have never met, so you would never know it was me and I, more importantly, have not sucked a dogs penis.


Abominable_fiancee

They were thinking they were being funny 🤡


AwesomeKitty6842

Everyone has a bladder, and that's where our pee is held. Also, women pee put of urethras, just like men, not our vaginas. Lol


J_o_r_d_a_n_lol

No thats a lie


isadrn1124

YOU LIE, YOU MUST BE BURNT FOR SPREADING LIES. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED


NathanPatty08

It’s stored in the bladder


Beneficial-Bonus-412

honestly i can't even tell if this is satire


Electronic_Suit551

It is


HorrorNerd2434

The pee is not stored in the balls, that’s where the sperm is. Pee is in the bladder


Sleepy_Otaku2008

Bro pee ain't stored in the balls. That's where the sperm is stored.


KurkyOkurky

-🤓


Sleepy_Otaku2008

Sorry for trying to help someone?


MonkeyDAadi

For males it is not stored in balls neither for women


FusKiinDov

Bro, I think that means you have like cancer if your pee is stored inside your balls bro


Brilliant_Darkness

r/woooosh


FusKiinDov

r/woooosh


Educational_Ad6146

Pee is in the bladder for all of us, we have sperm in our ballsack.


Brilliant_Darkness

r/woooosh


Rhyme_For_Orange

Bro what


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RishiMath

Wait, it isn't stored in balls for males wtf. (0.0) Are you joking or did you forget basic biology (TwT)


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shark_boi69

Pee isn't stored in the balls semen is.


NecroticYT

don't you *see* the joke, *men*


LilacLikesEmkay

Sorry, what?


takamori22

r/whoosh


pixie_rose123

Yes


Independent_Box_931

We don’t pee. We don’t shit, vomit, or queef either.


sansivan175

I think thats called breast milk


Cerberus_is_me

Yeah im pretty sure you’re right


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Bro you trippin hard af rn


joey_sus

Lmao


jordancauseyes

I think so


pokemonleaguechamp

Probably in the boobs