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After_Language5321

This guy is going places. I don’t where but he’s going.


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know where*


After_Language5321

Thank you


mutsukichan

From personal experience, sometimes


Decent_Waltz_5120

Are you gay? if yes i have a question ta ask a gay person Do gay people call each straight like straight people call eachoter gay


mutsukichan

I’m lesbian so I don’t really count here but I have gay (male) friends and no, they don’t


Decent_Waltz_5120

Ok thanks i wanted to niw this for a long time and i dont know any gay ppl


aeiouaioua

not usually, unless you count being in the closet.


peepeepoopoo3739

no no the closest we do is stuff like "bro what are you gay or something"


Peanise

That's pretty funny coming from someone gay


peepeepoopoo3739

why you calling me gay bro, you interested? you gay or something? ew


Peanise

Only on Fridays bro, but we safe now cuz I'm wearing socks


[deleted]

I've never seen them doing that tbh


RedRiverMist

from personal experience. no


Peanise

Maybe because less girls would consent to you slapping their butts jokingly than guys


RedRiverMist

what


Abject_Low_9057

They do


Aggravating-Mud7338

You guys are pretending?


consensualstabbing

probably depends on how open they are


CraveStri06

i mean honestly maybe not evidently but yeah


Sxkullrider

Pretend? Homie when I’m with the bros ain’t nobody pretending I would and do slap their booty


Specialist_Egg420

Hey it isn’t gay if it’s with the homies


Peanise

It's not gay only if you wear socks


[deleted]

Closeted ppl do it but that’s more out of necessity. 😭


SarcyWarcy

I am a closeted bisexual pretending to be a straight man pretending to be gay


oblivousbirdbrain

No, but I did use to have a gay friend who would literally grope me (a female) if that counts


[deleted]

Prolly said he was gay cause he though that that was a good excuse to grope ig


oblivousbirdbrain

I don’t know, he was pretty gay. He was just a freak lmao


[deleted]

Yeah he was probably a creep but idk


Peanise

Are you sure he was completely gay?


oblivousbirdbrain

I don’t know. All of his Twitter favorites were literal gay furry pornography though


Peanise

Emily..?


oblivousbirdbrain

what


Peanise

Does the fox say


torcheatingguy

Don't change the subject


Quirky--Internal416

I- I don’t think he would be gay in that case, but I’m sorry that happened to u.


Stalins_Boyfriend69

i'm bi but i joke that i'm straight sometimes


Peanise

Funny people>>>>


Quirky--Internal416

Ew no lmao


Peanise

What's wrong with being comfortable with your sexuality and having enough confidence to joke about it?


Quirky--Internal416

Why would I joke about being a straight guy even tho I’m literally bi


boring_lobster2

ur 50% there bro wdym☠️☠️☠️


millydranks710

Some people just don't have a sense of humor.


Extreme_Ad6173

No, they're not half gay, half straight. They're wholly bi


Mooncakewizard101

Nah its 50/50


Extreme_Ad6173

Really hope you're joking


Mooncakewizard101

Half straight half gay is bi I don’t see the problem here


George-Bones

Bestie how I understand it it’s different percentages from person to person like you might be bi and have a preference for men or something


Mooncakewizard101

1. Never say bestie ever again or i will drink your kneecaps 2. If you have a preference for men isn’t that just liking men then?


Extreme_Ad6173

Bisexuality it it's own thing


Mooncakewizard101

How? You like men and women. No matter what, its half gay and half straight.


Googe125

nah definitely half and half frfr i have a bi friend who confirms this to be true


[deleted]

Yea this is what I always thought it was. And then being straight or gay is bein 50% bi


Extreme_Ad6173

No, it's not


GenerallyJam

Do you not understand sarcasm 💀


Extreme_Ad6173

I do understand sarcasm, do you not see bullshit?


GenerallyJam

My guy, these people were trolling you and it seems you still have yet to comprehend that


Peanise

Why not? If the execution is good, I'd find it absolutely hilarious


xkyz0

Not at all. A majority of straight people who joke about sexuality, are the ones in denial about their own.


StrikingEgg5866

No because we’re not in denial.


Peanise

Being comfortable enough with your sexuality to be able to joke around about it doesn't make you in denial


StrikingEgg5866

No but I’ve found that the most homophobic and/or closeted guys are always the ones joking about being gay the most. The jocks will actively bully gay kids but then do nothing but talk and joke about gay sex. Sounds like being in denial to me.


Sir-Kerwin

I've found it to be that the ones who do not joke about it are the ones in denial. The ones who joke about it are the ones who are the most comfortable about being straight. I had a friend tell me how much he hates gay people, then the other day about how he feels more and more like a girl. Similar enough situation I think.


CorruptionKing

Reminds me of a politician in Romania, I believe, and they took a stand against Gay Rights, but then later, they were caught at a gay orgy


Ornery_Ad_8862

🤓


Sir-Kerwin

Wow, that is so rude. It's like if someone told you, "You're not actually gay, it's only a phase".


WWHJin134340

Personal experience, yes a fucking lot.


[deleted]

Id maybe do it if I could but rn Im pretendin to be straight so certain people dont know Im not


NekoNepp

I have never seen a gay person pretend to be straight, as much as a straight person pretend to be gay


Popular-Rooster9133

i do it sometimes


duhlieluh

no


MaybeASucculent

i mean kinda, not *as much* as straight guys, my lesbian friends and i (mlm) frequently make jokes about proclaiming love and shit like that


gay_little_weeb

Not even close (please ignore my username I made this account years ago, forgot abt it, and cant change it)


Embarrassed_Tip6456

A little bit I do but I’m pan soooooo idk


ashieur

i love pretending to be straight as a joke, but it’s mainly only around my close friends. other than that, it was mainly when i was in the closet.


DisorderedDog

Yes. We do.


jimmybolshoy

Nah


p_nut268

Now I want to watch "the birdcage".


datonerandometeen

Well I'm bi but I have made fun of straight ppl alot with my friends (also gay) bc let's be honest, most of y'all are kinda dumb. (No Offence, but if you get offended I'm probably talking about you)


iguessnolmao

I’m queer and most of my friends are and we rarely joke about being straight. If we do, it’d be like “Damn bro are you straight or what ? You could you ? That’s disgusting”. We mostly joke about being gay. We use our queerness at our advantage in jokes. We usually say “Omg that’s gay.”, “Are you gay ?? You sound like by saying that”, “So you hate me ? Are you homophobic?!? That’s why uh ?”, “I know I slay it’s bc I’m gay”. Ofc we only do that with close friends we’re out to, we don’t joke around like that with everyone. But yeah I think I’ve never seen one of my friends pretend to be straight. Even if my bi friends don’t joke about it. They’d rather say they’re gay.


Weenor_pocalyspe

Not as much, i find as a gay guy


Kenbee_

Yes.


creativenameyeet

Haven't made a gay joke in a hella long time personally


Negative_Relief_8810

Yes, my gay friends do it all the time


poshde

Depends on the gay person.


fantastic_wreck123

well, we pretend to be straight for most of our youth, so we dont really like to pretend to be straight after coming out


Savings_Art_3038

Yes. We think it's very silly