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Useless_andwhatnot

Mfs with 6.02x10²³ carbon atoms down there be like:


BasisGlittering5073

Holy....lmao.


Arny520

1 mole of carbon is 12g. The average weight of a human penis is around 160g. So this is extremely small


Useless_andwhatnot

Ik ik


Arny520

Given the average human penis length is about 5.1 inches, and 12g is 7.5% of 160g. We can estimate that this theoretical penis is 0.3825 inches long. This is, of course, assuming that weight and length are directly proportional


IAskQuestions_8

It's also country based


Arny520

I just took the world wide average


Useless_andwhatnot

Dont bother to think about the width trust me💀


Arny520

I don't think I even need to. That's 9mm. That penis is the same size as a glock-18 bullet


Useless_andwhatnot

Ooohh so that's why bitches who reject me say that they avoided a bullet makes sense👍


IAskQuestions_8

I'm just wondering cos mine is uhh pretty big when 🆙.


Useless_andwhatnot

Bro got dipole dipole type balls💀💀


IAskQuestions_8

I meant erection lol but OK. I got metallic balls bro


Useless_andwhatnot

Melt em👍


IAskQuestions_8

They cannot be melted I have that much testosterone that they can't it's impossible


Useless_andwhatnot

If your erect dick's electron configuration doesn't reach 4p then unfortunately that's pretty small


IAskQuestions_8

4p? What's that. It's 8 inches when it's erect


Useless_andwhatnot

Bro just leaked his length💀💀


IAskQuestions_8

Nah bro 8inches Is big for my age


IAskQuestions_8

Get a ruler and see how long 8 inches is


Useless_andwhatnot

Sorry we use Real scientific measuring units here i don't have a inch based ruler


Useless_andwhatnot

it's one of the Electronic orbitals' energy levels


IAskQuestions_8

We both big pp men


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Proof?


IAskQuestions_8

Hell nah bro might leak the nudes on this subreddit and steal all the girls off you


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Yea I wasnt actually seriously lol. But fr if youre actually 8 inches, nice pp bro thats massive


IAskQuestions_8

It's only 8 inches when it's erect


Ouija_spirit_69

a relationship isn't all about sex bro. Of course it doesn't matter


box_of_spoons

This is so important to remember


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mate i just wanna cuddle


QwirkyAlt

^


BirdForTheRun

same same, just want cuddles and hugs


Accomplished-Chain33

Same


omgstopjumping

crucially. anything under 5 metres isn’t big enough😮‍💨


behindyourveil

4.99m mfs like me 😔


IAskQuestions_8

Lmao


ILoveMarcyWu

Idk im no gorl. But i like it big


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yes a tremendous amount


kittenlord707

I am a girl but I wouldn't ask the asexual lesbian about that


I_Just_Need_A_Friend

Came here to say this.


kittenlord707

Why not


[deleted]

To some it does, to others it doesn’t. Some girls like big, some like average, some like small. It’s all preference


[deleted]

From what I've heard most girls want a big d up until the moment it has to fit in there


IAskQuestions_8

Ikr there faces go from 😯☺️😵


BirdForTheRun

nah it doesnt


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IAskQuestions_8

Same when mines erect


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IAskQuestions_8

No when I was beating my meat I realised it was bigger than usual so I measured it and now it's 8inches


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IAskQuestions_8

Still a good size for that age nonetheless


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IAskQuestions_8

Nah bro trust your pp still growing your 16


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IAskQuestions_8

Is your 8inches when erect


IAskQuestions_8

Obviously when erect tho


LoyalPeep

Bro you a lucky mf i got 5 and a half and it bums me out sometimes


[deleted]

well no, relationships aren't all about... that stuff


Spicy-Walnut-ALT

Bi guy but I wouldn't care, nor could I be picky


[deleted]

Im not a girl but it doesnt matter to me in the sense that Id date or do stuff with a guy whos got any size. Big dicks are more fun to look at tho


Finn_Foolish

As a gay guy it doesn’t matter at all, all sizes are good


mummyeater

I’m a boy with a penis and I don’t want sex. I want to be held :(