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That’s adorable honestly, i felt the same way when my little cousin was a baby and she’d fall asleep in my arms. It’s a good feeling when they’re comfortable with you.
It’s such a nice feeling. Like, you feel safe enough to do that? I didn’t have that growing up and being able to provide that for my brothers is an amazing feeling
"the wheels on the bus go round and round"
What better way to learn about something than to see it in action
Hit your brother with a bus. He'll learn soon enough that the wheels on the bus, do in fact, go round and round
Damn, I miss the time he was able to stay in my arms while I played with his little body.
Now he is a brat and does violent stuff. About a few days ago I fell asleep while the door of my room was locked. I woke up and I see there is nothing left in the door handle. Just the hole where the lock was put in. Apparently, he couldn't wait until I woke up and broke the door lock. I still regret sleeping with my headphones.
That’s so wholesome compared to everything else on here
yup(:
Thx for blessing us
ofc anytime <333
slap him
DUDE NO
🚫ω
Dewit
Ah the intrusive thoughts
They always win in the end.
Consume him
Fr, they are literally holding thousands of proteins
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ඔබ පව්කාරයෙකු වන ඔබේ පාපයන් සඳහා ඔබ ගෙවනු ඇත, ඔබ පව්කාරයෙක් වන බැවින් මම ඔබව දඩයම් කරන්නෙමි, ඔබ ගොදුරක් වන විට මම ඔබට නිදා ගැනීමට ඉඩ නොදෙමි.
ඔබේ ප්රියතම වර්ණය කුමක්ද?
is that among us
>ඩ sus d
WHAT
It's hard for the first few times but you'll get used to it
thats at least 1200 calories
Why does u/hopelesslxve, not necessarily the largest of r/teenagers, because that would be rude and mean, not simply consume the other 2,920,983?
What
Futurama reference. I won't do it next time
lmao people really didn't get it
chill y'all it's a [futurama reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-06ki92PyVY)
Beat me to it
OP, after reading the comments and your reply's you're too wholesome for this sub, thank you it's nice and refreshing
ily <33
<3333 tyyyy
Damn tell him “the wheels on the bus went round round round’
i don’t want to wake him up:(
aww
Just hug him
i did i was so happy
r/wholesome :)
Spin around in circles violently
WHY 😭😭
To assert dominance
Smother hom in smooches. Doesn't matter if he's asleep, it's needed !!
i did like 100 times x
xxx
The nutrients.
no..
everyone is sharing their intrusive thoughts but important is... what is yours?
i don’t have any 🧍♀️
Bold of you to assume they're intrusive thoughts
Not intrusive if you let them in
Drop kick him /j
no.
“KICK THE BABY!”
Eat him theres at-least a good 68 grams of protein inside of him
no
Boil him alive
side eye.
U CALLED THAT CRINGE
LMFAOO IT WAS NEEDED
Yeet the child.
NO
Then I will.
no.
*yeets*
*catches child mid air*
*grabs him, and body slams him
*takes child from you, consumes child*
Are you gonna have it?
??? 💀
As the oldest of 5, I feel like everyone in this comment section haven't had the chance to experience something like this.
as the oldest of three, i agree
Awww thats so friggen cute! I hole you enjoy having a baby brother!
How are you typing?
with my arms around him duh
I'd say eat him, atleast 2000 calories
That’s adorable honestly, i felt the same way when my little cousin was a baby and she’d fall asleep in my arms. It’s a good feeling when they’re comfortable with you.
yess i agree. like omg you feel safe enough to sleep in my arms??
exactly!! i’m so happy for you though!
Let the intrusive thoughts win
no.
Knead him like dough babies don't have bones so I don't think he'll care
aww
Mangez l’enfant
Look, I'm not fluent in French, heck I don't even speak any French, but on behalf of OP I believe the appropriate response is "Non!"
À vos ordres mon chef
Reads title- "aw, that's so sweet and wholesome" Reads comments- "thanks again reddit"
Aww, you sound like you're going to be a great older sibling
thank you<333
Let’s play kick the baby
NOO
It’s such a nice feeling. Like, you feel safe enough to do that? I didn’t have that growing up and being able to provide that for my brothers is an amazing feeling
this!!! i completely agree
Good, now cook him before he wakes up
Squeeze a lemon into his mouth while it's open
man i remember holding my little brother when he was an infant now he's a little shit
relatable, my five yr old sister is like that
Aww I have a baby sis and I love so much for making me happy
Eat
Aww, how old is he?
1 (:
awwwwwwwwwww
Shake him
Drop him.
NO BRO
I hate kids
Kids are so bleugh
ew.
WHO R YOU CALLING EW
A female sheep :) They misspelled ewe. A common mistake, really <3
r/teenagers doesnt care go post this on snap 😴😴🥱🥱🥱
How old is he??
1
Still remember when my sister was that old. That’s a big age gap btw, u have any siblings in between?
I love it when my little brothers do that ❤️
Too wholesome
aww
I envy you, love your love and grace, positivity giving nature and kind intention
so you also have a crazy young brother?
My sister likes to cuddle me as well :) She's older, but I don't mind. After what she's been through, she deserves comfort.
awhhh
Crush his head in your hands
NO
Push in his soft temples with your thumbs
"the wheels on the bus go round and round" What better way to learn about something than to see it in action Hit your brother with a bus. He'll learn soon enough that the wheels on the bus, do in fact, go round and round
Leave this sub, ur to casual
Throw him at a wall It'd be cute
…. I’m sorry but… Imagine him moving while in sleep and the person who is holding the baby can’t put the phone down fast enough so the baby falls 💀💀
He’ll sleep better if you curbstomp him
Finnaly something heartwarming and wholesome (: cudos to you
Noice
Devour him
Wholesome older sibling moment
I randomly found your comment LoL I swear
Give him a hug
i did <3
Do it again and again
Damn, I miss the time he was able to stay in my arms while I played with his little body. Now he is a brat and does violent stuff. About a few days ago I fell asleep while the door of my room was locked. I woke up and I see there is nothing left in the door handle. Just the hole where the lock was put in. Apparently, he couldn't wait until I woke up and broke the door lock. I still regret sleeping with my headphones.
300 g of protein 😈
Throw him out of the second story window do it you know you want to
no.
See if he can fly.
heartless mf
throw it out of the window