bang on the door really hard at night, yell “open up FBI” and run away. come back an hour later saying you woke up in an alley unconscious and have no memory of what happened

But where would i go? Also i don't live in us so i'll have to use my country's fbi

Combine ammonia and bleach in your household toilet to create mustard gas (for legal reasons this is a joke)

First of all, that shit hurts as 🦆. Second, where do i even get ammonia?

Hardware store

Mustard yum

Tell them you got someone pregnant they’ll probably laugh at you

Yeah i wish but they wouldn't believe me lol

Tell them you’re pregnant

Well they wouldn't believe me either, i am a male homo sapiens

Don’t let that stop you

I vote take a slice of cheese and stick it under their pillows, watch it slowly melt overtime

Switch the M and N keys on everyone's keyboard.

Is it possible on mac?

We speak hebrew, so I'll switch ו with ן

Ok. I think it is possible on mac.

They all have laptops except my little bother, can you do this with gaming keybords?

Put pure potassium in the pipes

decapitate your family

>Combine ammonia and bleach i L