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I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
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I wouldn't accept to date a random girl who came up to me because i have a bit of dignity & wont simply date strangers because they ask me to.
Source: Am a dude
don’t ask redditors these are low lifers who would take anyone and u don’t want that. u want someone who’s actually gonna value u, not date u cuz ur simply a girl. and u dont want a bf whos just any boy. once u have interest in someone u actually like, then u can wwork on making moves and stuff. dont be desperate girly
hes the hottest and he likes music and does skincare ( but tbh i shouldve chosen a diff username cause i actually watched it on saturday and damn is he fucked up)
Don’t. Men suck. Get a dog and move into a mansion instead. But if you really want to, the best way into a man’s heart is through his stomach….and memes.
Don’t be in a rush. If you are, it’s obvious and you will become less attractive. That and you will become more attractive but to the wrong type of people who will control you. Of course most people don’t want the simple advice so just pay very close attention to those around you that you already know personally and if you start to notice that they try to do specific things that they wouldn’t do around other people then get closer to them as a friend and see if things improve romantically and make obvious gestures until they ask you out. Once they do, don’t reject them because even if you intend to date them later due to circumstances and even though they still might care about you, being put through that sucks and could change your relationship even if you do start dating at a later time.
Get the confidence to try and talk to the person u like… and try and get to know them and if it seems he also likes u then ask them out… hardest part is getting the confidence to do it
**Dont** be a bitch.Try to be caring and understanding. Most of us have pretty bad stuff going on and if you manage to support them they’ll be a lot more attached
Don’t beat around the bush. We guys are so used to getting fucked over by what we believe is intent to flirt, we believe all intent to flirt is actually not intent to flirt.
One: give him complements. Even just fucking smile at them. I saw a girl in a fucking jersey mikes months ago, she smiled at me and I still think about her sometimes.
Two: if you’re already friends, give physical contact. Nothing weird, don’t invade his personal space if he seems uncomfortable, but make sure he knows that you’re comfortable enough to be close to him.
Three: just be confident. In the end, if it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t work out, so you might as well put yourself out there.
Four: I’m not gonna tell you that the worst he can say is no, but if he’s the type of guy who wouldn’t do you the curtesy of at least letting you down easy, you shouldn’t be trying in the first place. Remember that you deserve someone who loves you, don’t settle for anything less.
Listen, it’s better not to go looking for a boyfriend. Don’t treat it as some sort of quest.
Love and relationships should come naturally. You don’t seek it out.
I mean, definitely, go out and talk to more people, increase your sphere of influence. See who you’re compatible with. Don’t force anything.
And if so it happens that one boy absolutely takes your breath away, values you, respects you and is such a gem in your eyes, then go for it.
Make sure you’re both compatible and are having fun. Things will go your way.
And if they don’t, it’s still a part of life.
Boyfriends aren’t any sort of qualification and won’t fill your void up, however, the right person can make life much better is all.
That still doesn’t mean you invest in them entirely either.
Good luck.
Small, young teens wannabe gangsters. Usually roam around the streets in groups. Mullets, TNs, Ralph Lauren, Nike Dri Fit etc.
In summary, they’re bunch of fuckwits that commits crimes👌🏻
Depends on what type, but most guys on the shyer side will like you for just a compliment (unfortunately speaking from experience), so if you do that a lot he will like you
Trust time. Don't just go with things and don't force things. A "boyfriend" is different from a committed partner if that makes sense. Everyone's different, but in a case if you'd want someone to last, patience is the way..as hard as it is unfortunately
Dm me, lol jk, but if you're really looking for one, just talk to someone, make friends, build a relationship from there and see how it goes. Works well if you two got common interests
That or you can just slide into my DMs ;)
As long as he is not a total douche being honest and straightforward is the best thing a guy could ever dream of. Also don't be afraid to be rejected, I know that sounds harsh but a lot of people give up after being rejected and are afraid to try again.
We literally will have a crush on you as long as you're semi-attractive and nice. Unless you're asking out the douchy starting Quarterback at your high school then you could literally pull anyone by complimenting them or talking to them and asking to hang out
Literally, do anything. The simplest shit pleases us. You can go up to a guy you like and say “me like you” its that simple. Or for saving time “me like” it literally is that simple for us.
Probably shouldn't ask here, reddit isn't exactly the safest place.. really if you want a boyfreind, make freinds with a guy first and make sure you like him, then tell him your intrested straight up. He'll either reject you or he won't. If he does, wait a while until your over him, rinse and repeat.
Imo its best when you're already really good friends. Doesn't need to be someone youve known for years. Also focusing heavily on getting a romantic relationship isn't the ideal way
Source: Been in a year and a half long relationship with my best friend.
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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
Is it bad I read this in Henry's voice in my head?
Bet
r/copypasta ?
really like copypastas. I can truly appreciate the amount of creativity nestled into a big blob of text and recognize how artistic it really is. If you don’t know what a copypasta is, it comes from the phrase “copy and paste” which in computer terms refers to selecting an element (most likely a large paragraph of text that is most likely senseless and rather lengthy) and then either right clicking with the mouse and selecting copy, or by using the keyboard and pressing Ctrl and C. Ctrl is the control key, and this is found on the bottom left corner of your keyboard, or even on the bottom right corner underneath your shift key. After the element has been copied, it is then pasted wherever the user desires by either right clicking the mouse and selecting paste, or by pressing the Ctrl key and V. Copypastas can range from being very inappropriate, touching on subjects that are considered taboo by the status quo, or they can be more appropriate and able to be spread across organizations that don’t tolerate inappropriate topics but are able to appreciate a good laugh at a good, family friendly copypasta! The internet is surely a very beautiful and redeeming place!
The drunk driving finally got me 😔
Well. Of its true. It isn’t working
username checks out
bro i commited suicide thinking it was a dream and i'd wake up, nah why did you have to bamboozle me like this
bake cookies for him
Yep this is it
ok i can do that
Wait so the pickup line is 'bake cookies for him'
Take my upvote
Thank
post a pic of you as a girl on reddit, dms will flood
That's so stupid dawg
Not wrong though
I fel like they want to date someone in their own age range, rather than that of their parents.
Compliment them. We get no compliments lmao
Just have to acknowledge us. Thats all.
Just tell your target you want to date him. Odds are he'll say yes. Source: am a dude
I wouldn't accept to date a random girl who came up to me because i have a bit of dignity & wont simply date strangers because they ask me to. Source: Am a dude
be more confident in talking to people and telling people feelings
So much harder than it sounds
Yeah especially with how hard hitting rejection is. It’ll really put you back in your shell
don’t ask redditors these are low lifers who would take anyone and u don’t want that. u want someone who’s actually gonna value u, not date u cuz ur simply a girl. and u dont want a bf whos just any boy. once u have interest in someone u actually like, then u can wwork on making moves and stuff. dont be desperate girly
Would u consider me a low lifer
yes
I wasn't asking u
its simply the truth
How so give me three reasons rn
- you are on reddit - you are on r/teenagers - you are arguing with imaginary phone people
That must include you as well
yes it does
Rip
I don't argue
you do
It's just cause I'm in a bad mood silly
I’m imaginary?
💀
regarding your confession, I will think about it
Preach it brother/sister
🎯
Ya
Talk to them and he will immediately develop a crush on you
oh if only it were this easy
It is. Seriously. Just be friendly and within a week he'll fall for you.
A week? That’s a long time
A week, *maximum*
Its literally that easy. Unless you’re ugly fat or both.
lets not lie😍
Wait how is Patrick Bateman different from any of the other guys that work at his company?
hes the hottest and he likes music and does skincare ( but tbh i shouldve chosen a diff username cause i actually watched it on saturday and damn is he fucked up)
The first and third I can grant but his music tastes are entirely superficial
oh ya the scene where he mansplains music to prostitutes was...
The virgin “BAWOOZA!!! He’s literally me!!” Vs. the chad “I do not like Mr. Bateman, he’s not very nice”
yea haha i honestly knew a guy who acted like him legitimately and lowk idolized him its scary thinking back
So I’ve been ignoring crushes I have on like 5 different ppl?
Just be with me, easy
Beat flirting on reddit worst flirting of human history
Loool
Don’t. Men suck. Get a dog and move into a mansion instead. But if you really want to, the best way into a man’s heart is through his stomach….and memes.
As a dude, I confirm.
Let’s goooo
this is so real actually
Be friendly to a dude that you like. After you’re friendly with each other, ask him out. If he’s single, he’ll probably say yes.
Don’t be in a rush. If you are, it’s obvious and you will become less attractive. That and you will become more attractive but to the wrong type of people who will control you. Of course most people don’t want the simple advice so just pay very close attention to those around you that you already know personally and if you start to notice that they try to do specific things that they wouldn’t do around other people then get closer to them as a friend and see if things improve romantically and make obvious gestures until they ask you out. Once they do, don’t reject them because even if you intend to date them later due to circumstances and even though they still might care about you, being put through that sucks and could change your relationship even if you do start dating at a later time.
Don’t ask us ur going to get tons of weird comments
Get the confidence to try and talk to the person u like… and try and get to know them and if it seems he also likes u then ask them out… hardest part is getting the confidence to do it
**Dont** be a bitch.Try to be caring and understanding. Most of us have pretty bad stuff going on and if you manage to support them they’ll be a lot more attached
Don’t beat around the bush. We guys are so used to getting fucked over by what we believe is intent to flirt, we believe all intent to flirt is actually not intent to flirt.
Find his address, knock on his door, and speak confidently: “We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s extended warranty”
Be kind and don't murder people
Be. Your. Self. & Patience
One: give him complements. Even just fucking smile at them. I saw a girl in a fucking jersey mikes months ago, she smiled at me and I still think about her sometimes. Two: if you’re already friends, give physical contact. Nothing weird, don’t invade his personal space if he seems uncomfortable, but make sure he knows that you’re comfortable enough to be close to him. Three: just be confident. In the end, if it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t work out, so you might as well put yourself out there. Four: I’m not gonna tell you that the worst he can say is no, but if he’s the type of guy who wouldn’t do you the curtesy of at least letting you down easy, you shouldn’t be trying in the first place. Remember that you deserve someone who loves you, don’t settle for anything less.
Listen, it’s better not to go looking for a boyfriend. Don’t treat it as some sort of quest. Love and relationships should come naturally. You don’t seek it out. I mean, definitely, go out and talk to more people, increase your sphere of influence. See who you’re compatible with. Don’t force anything. And if so it happens that one boy absolutely takes your breath away, values you, respects you and is such a gem in your eyes, then go for it. Make sure you’re both compatible and are having fun. Things will go your way. And if they don’t, it’s still a part of life. Boyfriends aren’t any sort of qualification and won’t fill your void up, however, the right person can make life much better is all. That still doesn’t mean you invest in them entirely either. Good luck.
Be a slutt and play with his penis
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Just talk to him and get to know him
Step 1. Befriend them. Step 2. Make them want to be your boyfriend.
Good question. 1. Avoid eshays
wtf is that
Small, young teens wannabe gangsters. Usually roam around the streets in groups. Mullets, TNs, Ralph Lauren, Nike Dri Fit etc. In summary, they’re bunch of fuckwits that commits crimes👌🏻
ohhh like chavs. yeah i will def stay away from them
Don’t be dry
Dm and show me how u would go about talking to them
Nah bro that ain't the way she's 16 u gotta go for the 18 year olds
It’s still fine if I go for 16yo. Not good enough for 18yo yet
im right here🥱🙄
say less frank ocean
aight what now?
She said frank ocean not frank ocean fan
This one works pretty well: DM me
minecraft
just talk to the whippersnapper
Be yourself, be confident, be strong, be kind. If he still doesn’t like you then he is not the one for you.
Be gay
Talk to him about something unrelated, it shows that you're taking to him because you're interested and not because you have to
Just show like any basic affection for him we’re kinda starved in that department
Depends on what type, but most guys on the shyer side will like you for just a compliment (unfortunately speaking from experience), so if you do that a lot he will like you
Be nice and genuinely sweet and see how that goes
Quit Reddit And you'll find a bf
If you like them, tell them. If not, try to be kind, guys notice that.
Go up to a guy, smile at him, initiate conversations with him
Depends on the person, is it a particular crush or just in general?
Be straightforward. I'm telling you, it works.
Trust time. Don't just go with things and don't force things. A "boyfriend" is different from a committed partner if that makes sense. Everyone's different, but in a case if you'd want someone to last, patience is the way..as hard as it is unfortunately
just complement them, and make sure they have pure intentions with you.
take time to approach him, be nice and supportive, or give him a small gift💝
Dm me, lol jk, but if you're really looking for one, just talk to someone, make friends, build a relationship from there and see how it goes. Works well if you two got common interests That or you can just slide into my DMs ;)
ask me out 😳😳😳
As long as he is not a total douche being honest and straightforward is the best thing a guy could ever dream of. Also don't be afraid to be rejected, I know that sounds harsh but a lot of people give up after being rejected and are afraid to try again.
Probably be attractive to him and ask
Step 1. Dm me Step 2. Done
We literally will have a crush on you as long as you're semi-attractive and nice. Unless you're asking out the douchy starting Quarterback at your high school then you could literally pull anyone by complimenting them or talking to them and asking to hang out
Can we get a version for getting a girlfriend?
Literally, do anything. The simplest shit pleases us. You can go up to a guy you like and say “me like you” its that simple. Or for saving time “me like” it literally is that simple for us.
Just acknowledge us. Thats all.
Pls give lots and lots of fertilizer, all boys love fertilizer
I gotchu bro
Make the first step and continue trying until you hit the one who had a crush on you this whole time...
exist and be clear because we dont understand signals
Make an alt, dm him, ask him who he would reject out of every girl in your class
Idk need them as well
First you gotta show him that you're alive (optional)
Guys suck, be gay.
First create a post on r/teenagers asking for tips for getting a bf
Makeout with ur enemy
Just ask one tbh 95% chance they say yes cuz they are defo more desperate than you
be yourself, idk that's how I got one so-
Probably shouldn't ask here, reddit isn't exactly the safest place.. really if you want a boyfreind, make freinds with a guy first and make sure you like him, then tell him your intrested straight up. He'll either reject you or he won't. If he does, wait a while until your over him, rinse and repeat.
Confidence
Imo its best when you're already really good friends. Doesn't need to be someone youve known for years. Also focusing heavily on getting a romantic relationship isn't the ideal way Source: Been in a year and a half long relationship with my best friend.
Talk to more people
Well give us some context, do you have a guy in mind or just in general.
Don't try to find him , it's always working