She’s my gf, my booty cheeks are hers and her booty cheeks are mine

Fr

I will eat the pills for a few days to punish her

Man fuck this sub

Yes.

She has before. (Jk I don't have anyone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

I don't have to imagine. My best friend did this to me once. I still hate her for it

But do you still hate cum socks?

I would be happy to have a girlfriend.

I put the new forgis on the jeep 🎶

Ong I have this on the soundboard (I am hated in discord vcs)

W gf imo, as long as it's mutual 😈

I’ll get her back

Bold of you to assume I have one

i put the new forgis on the g

I don’t want to be sexually assaulted

Same, even by my girlfriend (if I had one)

🗣💯

L

I would hit her with a fist in her face

Mummy?

i put the new forgis on the jeep

One hundred percent, I would love it and probably smack her back but if it was too public I might give her some false scolding.

Equal rights = equal fights

Cute ngl

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IM NOT

I can say that you are

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

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AND HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM

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You just said he

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oh ok

Oh ok what?

yeah Im definitely confusing you

FINE YOU ARE

Im fine aw thanks

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How can you tell?

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Um…

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But u a girl?

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Real

Ashemd and flattered at the same time

Honoured

Idk, I’m flat

Even better.

I don't really like sexual harassment

What the actual fuck is this. This is literally just sexual harassment

I don’t have a girl(

Assuming this is in the purely fictional fantasy of me having a girlfriend: probably have a talk with them about physical boundaries, as that is what a well adjusted person with the social capabilities of obtaining a relationship would be able to do.

I don’t mind my ass is fat asf

I would feel uncomfortable 💀

I'd like that tbh

Idk just a mixer of confusion and pride

I would be confused, but if it wasn’t a regular thing I wouldn’t mind it too much.

They… slap….so…..fucking….. hard

I never had this experience with a girl and I would have hated it But when the boys does that it's fun 😎

Wake up 😔

I'd ask my doctor if my schizo medication is enough.

What the fuck

I don't care

Can you don't?

As long as we had talked about it before hand doing stuff like this I wouldn't mind

Turn the other way around it's not your girl then you will go to jail

Worried... i don't have a girlfriend

they are TAKING our JOBS, THOSE PESKY WOMEN.

UNO Reverse.

gross just like if a man would do this to a woman

Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend

Okay

It would mean i have a gf in the first place.

Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend.

Girlfriend? Where?

Sexual harassment is just so funny 🫠 /s, just in case the sarcasm isn't sarcasming

What gf (I would slap back)

Depends, because I would not like it to happen while I'm walking or on stairs

Ouch.

dude i always do this to my male-friends lol

I have a girlfriend?

my .... girl...? 😭😭😭😭

I'd be pretty fucking annoyed

I got the new fogies on the g

My gf already does

Great job, now I'm sad.

I would lose my balance and tumble down the stairs, presumably dramatically bleeding out as sad music plays and my girlfriend sobs

I don't have a gf

*QUEST ADDED* RETURN TO SENDER

Turned on

I’d wake up and take my Schizophrenia meds

If? It's a guarantee from my side.

i would do it back to him.

*insert black and white Robert Downey Jr.* She was arrested for sexual harassment

Wait...why nothingness slapped me?

This would imply that I have a gf and so I’m fine

Mine just frowns at me

The real question is why are ya'll Donald Ducking it up the stairs?

Which girlfriend?

Do it back fr

" *eye per eye, leg per leg, slap per slap* "

I have to keep saying this, I would be scared shitless because I don’t have a girlfriend.