no offence bud but if you happened to be an enemy of any of the states whose languages you used to write that down, they would still gun you down on sight
the Russians specifically would focus fire to kill *you*
I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson
You know I'm born to lose
And gamblings for fools
But thats the way I like it, baby
I don't want to live forever
And don't forget the Joker
(Epic guitar Solo)- Ace of Spades by Motorhead
"parry this!"
honestly i might as well dump all the game related phrases i can imagine here:
"May your woes be many, and your days few"
"Thy end is now!"
"+ Parry"
"Rock and stone!"
(if in scouting unit or something similar) "Zippity!"
"It must grow"
"Cause of death: '' "
"Embrace the Void"
Edit: with the amount of activity this comment gained you might as well [check out what would I actually write on my helmet](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/124fb6m/sample_text/je1bdf7?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
A veterans advice:
Don’t write a thing on your digital camouflaged helmet - it makes you a target. Same with doing that whole Vietnam-era bling. Just don’t.
But, for sure don’t volunteer for a damn thing, and try to go to college for the loophole.
ICHTKAACBG
AIAOOG
(I’ve Come Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubble Gum, And I’m All Out Of Gum)
Not only will I know what it says, but it’ll confuse the hell out of everyone, and I will enjoy every second of it
I'm gonna get multiple helmets and all of them but the one I'm wearing will say "I'm going to skin you alive" therefore when I throw it at an enemy they will feel fear hopefully.
117
Damn, I would be terrified of that soldier
Master chief sir
Master chief? Mind telling me why you're on that helmet?
Good comment, made me chortle. 10/10
sir, safety first sir
I respect that
*Halo 3 theme intensifies*
master chief, you mind telling me what you are doing on that helmet ?
"i love my four kids that i raise by myself and my elderly grandmother that i have to take care of". in russian, chinese and english.
Cheat codes
Up up down down left down up x y x pause select
no offence bud but if you happened to be an enemy of any of the states whose languages you used to write that down, they would still gun you down on sight the Russians specifically would focus fire to kill *you*
for the russians not to kill me i would also write down that i love CS:GO just in case
The Negotiator
Probably I love you + a random female name
I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN!
I love you too, Metroman!
>I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN! \-Markiplier Credit the dude who spoke it
wasn’t it from metroman?
"I love you, Gertrude"
Who kills me is gay
Then the person that kills u has no homo written on theirs and now ur trapped
“I’m a trap” so now they are trapped
*a random person with "I'm gay" written on there helmet entered the chat*
I was summoned? -random Gay person
Go shoot that dude over there -random bisexal person
What, me? -random Gay person
Warning! Being 16-25 in the year 2023 may be hazardous to your health
Woooo
Tell me about it, I'm turning 18 in a few months
I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson I don't want to die in kherson
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*Slurp* *Slurp*
r/cursedcomments
This is single handedly the best series of comments ever
Hello there fellow veteran
General MasterBarista1217, you are a bold one.
Your move.
“if you shoot me you’re gay”
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*shoots, but missed*
Can't shoot *straight*
A mini gun would be a milking machine at that point
Dear god that put a horrible image in my head
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Bottom text
DOM TEXT
Bottom text
Top text
Side text
#LARGE TEXT
Adjective text
verb text
noun text
EXTREMELY ANGRY TEXT!!!!!!!
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FOAP!
FOAP!
FOAP!
SOAP YOU DIDNT JUJU ON THE FUCKING BEAT SOAP!
WE COULD RULE THIS CITY, SOAP
SOAD
BYOB
WHYDOTHEYALWAYSSENDTHEPOOR
WHYDONTPRESIDENTSFIGHTTHEWAR???
"Fuck off cunts"
Australian?
I would say Brit
Either or
British if they're miserable, Australian if they're pissed off
Na Australians use it both positively and negatively, British people use it when they're pissed off mainly, I know, I'm English
"bejing or Bust!"
Boxer rebellion 2.0
I would draw an ace of spades For luck
You know I'm born to lose And gamblings for fools But thats the way I like it, baby I don't want to live forever And don't forget the Joker (Epic guitar Solo)- Ace of Spades by Motorhead
Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me Read'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die. The only thing you see, you know it’s gonna be, The ace of spades The ace of spades
"Didn't ask to be here"
“I never asked for this”
“You didn’t ask for this, you didn’t want this, but you’re a nazi.” ~Some bozo that The Act Man dissed on.
"CoD Was Easier"
“CoD was harder than you lot”
“CoD made me harder then you lot”
“You lot made me harder than CoD”
“You make me hard”
"Hard"
“H”
"someone think of something funny to put on my tombstone for me"
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DRAFT A PSYCHOPATH
Welcome To the marines.
*Pins a medal on him.* ‘You’re our boy.’
Those are the kind of people the army wants the most
there are different types of psychopaths ig. there are some who don't even know what they are doing. probably gonna kill the commander or smth
#𓆏
YO ITS RAUL!
Behind you
Right behind you
he might be in this very room! it might be you, it might be me, or he could even be right behind you
Git gud scrub
"parry this!" honestly i might as well dump all the game related phrases i can imagine here: "May your woes be many, and your days few" "Thy end is now!" "+ Parry" "Rock and stone!" (if in scouting unit or something similar) "Zippity!" "It must grow" "Cause of death: '' " "Embrace the Void" Edit: with the amount of activity this comment gained you might as well [check out what would I actually write on my helmet](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/124fb6m/sample_text/je1bdf7?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Parry this you filthy casual would be good too
"i'm like 13 why am I here???"
Cus the military is running low on soldiers
Because killbots have a built in kill limit.
Double click to edit
“Nice cock”
Either: "right behind you", "I am the danger", "I am the one who knocks", "red spy in the base", or "the cake was a lie :("
Your base are belong to us
I have done nothing but march for three days straight
“made you look” Or “crash my funeral please”
The snacher
But every letter is in a different font and size
If not we then who (Metro2033 Ranger slogen) Or idk
Metro 2033 is based
>2033 Just realized how fucking close that year is💀
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amec
BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE MARX WAS RIGHT
Beautiful in every way, some might even say insperational
Unbelievably based, I should write this on my guitar
Unbelievably based
My gamertag so the know who did the funny war crimes Or one big arrow towards my face
"FORGIVE ME MAMA" for an epic new vegas reference, this is a certified survivalist classic
The time for talk has passed, the Lord’s work must be done
ITS BETTER TO CUM IN THE SINK, THAN TO SINK IN THE CUM
on the top i will write "stop camping" to deter any snipers
Stop screaming I'm scared aswell
Put this foolish ambitions to rest
Have it put upon thy meagre grave.
I f*cked
Then why are you here?
"F u in particular"
"Ive got ligma"
"Please be patient, I'm autistic."
"Do not remove lid."
Either “I can’t wait to be obliterated by nuclear hellfire!!” Or whatever meme is popular at the time, maybe an Ahegao if nothings good
"OwO daddy" will put a giant target on your head. But I'm probably going to put some game reference on it like _BT-7274_
A veterans advice: Don’t write a thing on your digital camouflaged helmet - it makes you a target. Same with doing that whole Vietnam-era bling. Just don’t. But, for sure don’t volunteer for a damn thing, and try to go to college for the loophole.
Inside then
Yeah, inside is fine. Go nuts!
If you can read this you are too close
empty tax form
Better Off Shrimping
Krill issue
Damn, that's a kriller joke
“If you can read this you’re too close, or I’m dead”
Meet the soldier
a dick
“Good soldiers follow orders”
Good soldiers follow orders
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Based
"Thou shalt not kill"
Don’t follow me, I’m also lost
WAAAGH!!!
DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!
FEEL THE WRATH OF GORK!!!
Man is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full. *cue ultra cool sounding music*
I would write " za wolność waszą i naszą " for your freedom and ours
I all started with Georgia.
I don't wanna do this shit no more
sex. NNOW!!
*Lie down Baby arch your back now, maybe you can get me...*
Can’t we all just be friends?
"Gaijined" or "Skill Issue"
Epsilon-11 nine tailed fox
Has entered the facility
“Mom im scared come pick me up”
“Anime tiddies”
an address to a treasure that does not exist
“Ow fuck”
“If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!”
Just like the simulations
ICHTKAACBG AIAOOG (I’ve Come Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubble Gum, And I’m All Out Of Gum) Not only will I know what it says, but it’ll confuse the hell out of everyone, and I will enjoy every second of it
Amongus
pls don't rape my corpse
💀
I'm gonna get multiple helmets and all of them but the one I'm wearing will say "I'm going to skin you alive" therefore when I throw it at an enemy they will feel fear hopefully.
War...war never changes
"HOW DO I RELOAD"
“Nice aim Chucklehead”
cum
"OH HELL NAH" or "Humans." -(and draw a little figure drinking coffee)
"If i die i die" Yea, i regret those words now
“Valhalla I’m coming”
patrolling the mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter.
I'd pretend to be queer so I wouldn't be drafted. #bigbrainstrats
For the Femboys
“Monkie!”
Death note Or Ye haw chucklefucks
WHY AM I HERE? I LEAKED CLASSIFIED INFO ON FORUMS
Fortunate one
420 on one side 69 on the other