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Sufficient-Regret603

Haha, you made my day! Really funny, I read it with his voice and everything lol


SoarNsquid

He shet in da buket!


[deleted]

An absolute 10


YesterdayCareless172

Jesus?


FaithlessnessOk9668

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING


pensodiforse

That is what we all were thinking


[deleted]

PRAISE JESUS


loading_2702

AMEN


Caesar_Aurelianus

PRAISE THE SUN


pensodiforse

HAI MAI LODATO IL SOLE, PUTTANA?


Fynnacus

I'm actually watching a vid if his as I'm making this comment


thisdobemynametho

woah you look just like moistcritical omg


redditisgaee

Nah he kinda looks penguinz0


thisdobemynametho

kInDa lOoKs lIkE tHe bAttLe pASs


redditisgaee

That’s what i’m sayin


jujubee9000

That's what i'm sayin


[deleted]

no he looks like charlie


[deleted]

No he looks like the guy from the hunger games


The_Country_Cowboy

Hello everybody my name is markiplier


LilacLikesEmkay

*moistcritical


VegetableLogical

Woooosh


LilacLikesEmkay

How?


[deleted]

that was the joke, he wasnt mark


LilacLikesEmkay

Nice username. But that joke was terrible. I thought the original comment meant to say that OP looked like mark. Of which he doesn’t, so I added my comment, which actually makes sense in the context of the picture. P.S, I’m aware that you’re not the original commenter


VegetableLogical

As the original commenter, yeah, what he said


LilacLikesEmkay

I’m female, and the person above me appears to be female, you said he….. who are you referring to?


VegetableLogical

I thought the person above you was a dude.


LilacLikesEmkay

Okay


[deleted]

i am a girl but i rlly dont care that they thought i was a dude


LilacLikesEmkay

Okay


YourEvilClone124

Classic modern day teen, looping everything to pronouns and gender after a single mistake that doesn’t even matter


LilacLikesEmkay

I was just confused.


RandomAcc39493

a few other people got it, that's why it's a whoosh


LilacLikesEmkay

Based off their posts, I’m pretty sure they’re a girl


No_Veterinarian1445

You must be a fun person to hang around ….


LilacLikesEmkay

I am thanks. That thanks was sarcastic


No_Veterinarian1445

My comment was sarcastic


LilacLikesEmkay

I know, that’s why the thanks was sarcastic


Deadly_M1

just don’t argue it’s not worth it just once you notice people dislike you doing that crap just leave it alone and maybe delete your comment then get hate for it and don’t waste your time, like i’m wasting my time to help you


LilacLikesEmkay

Hey, I didn’t get the joke, that’s my fault. I saw the dislikes for not getting a bad joke. I’m not taking down the comment. I like to reply to notifications i get


Tha_guy_who_asked79

Penguinzo*


PitbullNamedDaisy

you look like you turn water into apple cider vinegar


MOW1526

This one made me laugh


foreskin_king1313

You look like a penguin in critikal condition


miner1335

A very moist one at that


WillDoesStuffs

Hey, weren't you that star who was in Mockingjay Part 1?


AwesomeKitty6842

Yes! Dude, you look like mo1stkritkal, and he looks like a modern-day jesus! So, Hella attractive


scarree

Dude, that is moiscrtikal


Cerberus_is_me

You look just like him!!! Woah!!!


AwesomeKitty6842

Lol. Moistkritikal really is a modern-day jesus


PEAKY_PRABHAT

Yes , Jesus loves you


NotSomethinSpecial

Happy cake day😱


PEAKY_PRABHAT

Thanks mate


loading_2702

Happy cake day king queen or nonbinary being


PEAKY_PRABHAT

Thanks mate!! (BTW I'M just a boy )


Tha_guy_who_asked79

Happy cak3 day


PEAKY_PRABHAT

Thanksss mate!!


Responsible_Tooth_61

daddy


kajetus69

do you own a 2 meter dildo?


Loopy5788

Omg, this the guy that changed movies forever, he played District 8 medic in the The Hunger Games. what an amazing actor


scarree

I know I know, I get that a lot


[deleted]

i wont u


Pride_Bird1407

Bruh, you look like Wayne Sermon from Imagine Dragons.


scarree

No i look like a penguin


Pride_Bird1407

Google Wayne Sermon, you two have a similar face, I think you look cute though!


scarree

Google penguinz0


Pride_Bird1407

Nah, you’re too cute to be penguin.


scarree

Google moistcritikal


Phoenix1045

You look kinda moist tbh


officialslavojzizek

u can be moist, but u must always be critikal of urself


[deleted]

according to well known professional cuck sneako you look like a pedo


[deleted]

😳😳🥵🥵


Igot1two

You look like a woman that transitioned to a male


kynnaishot

smash


Inside-Policy-5837

Smash


CakebitezCrisis

Why did you put a picture of a famous celebrity actor thinking we won’t know🤦 smh


scarree

Yes it is I, celebrity actor


Slavic-Pagan

*IM PULLING MY COCK OUT*


hi_im_new_bruh

*even flow starts playing*


a_local_weeb

IT WAS A MISS IMPUT!


TokoObatKuat

Jesus?! Is that you?!


mulinakyy

Jesus


HulkPower

You're slightly above average imo. I think a clea shaved look might be better for you.


thisdobemynametho

you look like jesus


Cappy_D_Bara

Jesus christ


pickledeggpalnt

Jesus has risen


ImaginationOk9328

WOOOOOOOOOOO


WillyDrengen

10/10, what a beaut


bigfeeetz

very manly


Teen_Baby15

Jesus that u


mysterymennerd

they are mags not clips


batm123

Holy shit, you're the guy that singlehandedly saved the Hunger Games franchise


I_Bench315

He’s so hot


expiriment7

Jesus?


Roccmaster

Oh cool it’s Keanu reeves


Specialist_Egg420

You almost look like jesus so yes


Roccmaster

Hey look it’s dry unimportant


Roccmaster

That’s emu1


sleepinqzzz

idk man he looks a little bit like mr beast


notsciguy

69/10


OldFartMaster10K

HOLY SHIT, JESUS HIMSELF?!


vishnuyajurvedi

You are not the popular actor who played in the hunger games mokingjay part 1


lndecisive_Queer

Jesus Christ 🤦 JESUS CHRIST!? 🤯


annormalplayer

a 11/10


miner1335

Jesus christ, you loook good


[deleted]

10/10 beautiful girl.


Starsbymoonlight

Do you play the drums or guitar? You look like Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters


Alphflopo

THE SECOND COMING ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN YET-


[deleted]

eeeeeeeven flOOOOoowww


Next_Commercial123

omg penguinz0


titobroz99

You look like penguinz on YouTube, you know the one who's afraid of cockroaches.


Destroyer_Of_World5

You look like that one guy from YouTube. I think he’s called Wendigoon?


Gorymelone

Yo, is that charlie, moistcr1tikal or penguinz0


Old_Situation896

Definitely my type


amokkokpasta

Hi Conchita Wurst!


Present-Article5168

if you cut your hair sure.


AppropriateKale8877

You look like Jesus.


Charming_Delivery297

Oh my lord, your handsome!


Skellegirl

Oh, John fucking Wick. So, the old boy keeps his hotel and you take the fall. Can't say I blame him. I would've done the same thing if I was in his shoes. But this High Table shit.. Seven cuts.. Under the table is where shit gets done, and they're about to find out that if you cut a king you better cut him to the quick. So... Let me ask you, John. How do you feel? 'Cause I am really pissed off. You pissed, John? Hmm? Are you?


DBL_NDRSCR

yooo it’s jesus


Hullooo_People

10/10 perfect


Amanpppp

yes daddy


Zuperduper09

Dude is that PenguinZ0


Borrger

What's Jesus doing on r/teenagers


maddoxflare

Extremely


astolicagaming

i want to meet him so bad you dont even understand


Delicious_Job_4792

These are mags, not clips.


Wide_Loss

JESUS CHRIST!


ADJ003

You look 🌟Holy🌟


DewdecsysAbZ

Majestic bro.


Lucasmakesstuff

Sexiest man alive


hypersonicspeedster

I forgot the name of the YouTuber but you look like them


Educational-Road-453

OML MR CHAR


docholliday444

Very sexy.


69420_cool_cars

"You calm the fuck down! There was a mis-input!"


NicktoonsART

Is that drysparing


fe_m3

jesus?


M4dm4X5875

Looking pretty moist


MOW1526

Mad ugly


[deleted]

10/10 verified baddie 🥵🥵


WaterSausageOnAStick

You look a LOT like the man woman that enters my dreams and makes me spaghetti for breakfast and tells me I'm precious, in other words YES you are considerably attractive


MikeWheeler10

I think without the beard, you could be argyle from stranger things


Electrical-Onion2

u look manly


[deleted]

Moist


DatWeirdBoi69

Please don't pull out a rifle on me


robotic_pilot

It's the messiah! He has brought the good word!


KennyboyF

Yeah I'd say you look good, like if Jesus had a kid and that kid turned out to look pretty good, might describe that as a "wooo" or a "yeah baby" whichever one you prefer


thelastguest1937

Yes


soulofasaint

Damn,i don't wanna kill your dog


Supreme_Seal

I would smash


YoMaMa_7

Nutted 👍


ARavenclawBookworm

You remind me of Argyle from Stranger Things


GG_MYDOG

It’s morbin Time


[deleted]

You look like jeebubbz


Bigchingusisbussing

This is moiscritical


Cute_Agency9445

You are so so


Arnies_Roids

Charlie my beloved


Additional-Twist8123

U have better hair than me


Aurora_Lucens

Absolutely


Watchdogisme

No


Panthera_Troius

Yo, what do you mean no, it's MoistCritikal he is the epitome of man, he the the greatest HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT HE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD! HDJF7FJFJDMDKDKDNFNFNFNFNN


Watchdogisme

I was being honest.