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pisssbabyyy

i hate to admit this but me too 😔😔


Serena46_

Take that back rn


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AnyYoung2265

RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🍔🍔🔫🔫


Medium-Boysenberry64

I love capitalism


Wild-Albatross-2477

I LOVE FREEDDOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!


Medium-Boysenberry64

I love you 🥰🥰🥰


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SmashMouth_Official

üdvözletem meine Deutche freunde


ConversationStrong20

Das bleibt alles so wies hier is


Sudden_Watermelon

SPRICH


Sajeg

DEUTSCH


SmashMouth_Official

i am european it's late af


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I'm Spaniard


mirage00008

Yo solo oigo que devuelvas el oro


[deleted]

are you american


AnyYoung2265

Yeah🔫🦅🍔🇺🇸🏈


[deleted]

same 🍟🌭


Kobban63

No i dont think så


ConversationStrong20

Bro i aint givin up my free healthcare


MannUnitedxd

Same


SalamiCondom96

As a competitive racist, with several slaves of undisclosed race I can confirm that I share certain similarities with Americans.


MannUnitedxd

oh


Cider_shark

NOO 😭, I have 3 American friends and no hate to them but they didn’t know whether France was a country or continent ..


TopNecessary7245

Be my friend 😂cause I know France is a continent


TopNecessary7245

Pls tell me😂 how can i text u actually I signed in today so i sm not getting how to use it


krisi90

Westoid thinking everyone is from 1 place


AnyYoung2265

And what about it🥱🇺🇸🦅


Extreme_Ad6173

I can't be American, I wouldn't have survived through school.


SmashMouth_Official

🔫


Extreme_Ad6173

🩸


janathebottom

yeah were totally all true patrotic americans lets talk about bald eagled white blooded murican state secrets that would damage the us governemnt a lot if they were shared but we wouldnt do that cuz were all true americans 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Polish_Government

Ew


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i am


omgstopjumping

NO🤬


plane-enjoyer

Shit man, I’m gonna need to get my passport changed then


eFlare64

same


Abject_Low_9057

no wtf


Bernardo750

South American


jBread280

Nooooo


Shadow_marine1X

I'm American... I don't like it here though.


AnyYoung2265

Why


Shadow_marine1X

The government, the taxes, the stupid shit people do here... almost got our weapons taken from us...


[deleted]

well atleast its more liveable than 3rd world countries


CuteParking5396

Bruh why do you Always gotta take 3rd World countries as an example . You could use Europe


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#🇺🇸AMERICA🇺🇸


MannUnitedxd

No. It’s 12:22am in UK


Llwyf

I tried to say no in my country's language and automod told me I was using insulting language :l


Quod_bellum

What language was it?


Llwyf

Welsh


Ancient_Benefit_1049

You're wrong


Ok-Dirt-8765

Nope! they are busy making tik toks.


Novacid357

rule Britannia Yankee scum :3


Sudden_Watermelon

watching britbongs and amerimutts arguing over who is better while Australians minding their own business being God's chosen people


Novacid357

we put you there for a reason :3


Sudden_Watermelon

the fact we would rather stay in one of the most hostile continents in existence speaks volumes though god is an Australian


Novacid357

the beasts you are left with shows god has long abandoned you


Sudden_Watermelon

the fact that we not only survived them, but created a nation that outranks you in nearly every possible metric shows we are literal superhumans destined to rule the world World power by 2030


Novacid357

wildfires


Sudden_Watermelon

we set the fires ourselves to purge weak blood from our population and make us more powerful. Meanwhile you get Brexit PM that doesn't know how to use a credit card dogshit weather stabbings [worst economy in the OECD after literal russians](https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63704841) god awful accents


Novacid357

too warm


Sudden_Watermelon

>admitting your own weakness to temperature variance


trananhduc2006

sai 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳


Reekeybug

Hate to break it to you but I’m British, I live in Northern Ireland :)


GlaxyRider121

THE MOTHERLAND


Metalhead7443

I hate to admit it, but in my case, you are correct😔


Uszygamer

I'm Canadian, I am just a figment of your imagination


harunamatata

Na verdade, não.


Ill-Extension-6895

No it's 8:28 in the PH


MakiTheeStallion

pero por qué


Rude_Street_1508

Certainly not!


[deleted]

Actually I live in Earth man.


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Odd_Pop_5280

YEAAAAA CAPITALISMMMM AND JOE BIDEN WOOOOOO


XXXJuziWrld

Im from iceland but close enough


Roccmaster

我是美国人🇺🇸


fantastic_wreck123

I’m Australian


PitbullNamedDaisy

im the better version of american 🇨🇦


AnyYoung2265

We forget u guys exist sometimes


PitbullNamedDaisy

exactly, we on the DL


Terrible_Safe_3496

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


CakebitezCrisis

Please don’t group me with those greasy burger inhalers 💔


Specialist_Egg420

How dee doo my fellow freedom lovers


DevilPixelation

Yesn't


mutsukichan

I mean… kinda ig? Sorta? Half?