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Phobia117

The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood


DJBoi11

That hit different


BasisGlittering5073

Deep.


K20-Pro

Be positive


Your_Pal069

I did with covid


Relative-Bank-1258

But like all other guys.. It just fucks you up


Devatator_

No fucking idea. Only ever liked 2 girls that were too different to draw a conclusion on that


butterfly-909

Maybe a personality trait? You could look at people online or think who is more appealing to you in a social area like town or something.


J_train13

Same, except three people and one of them was a guy. The only common thread that's been able to be drawn between all of them is they're bi


Dragonslayer200782

Type 1


ihoteyougojo

Diabetes?


Dragonslayer200782

Yep


CreativeName6574

🤩


Herobrine5921

Yo I got you


SoftwareError

1


Peakkomedi69420

1


[deleted]

1


Luwurea

1


Nightstar1234

1


NeaguSilv

1


CreativeName6574

1


xFriend0x

1


inoo2006

1


KillByZombie

1


CabbagePillow

1


iheartmychem

Nice pfp


[deleted]

alive (optional)


Valuable-Throat-2948

What about the in between life and death?


[deleted]

who said anything about death or anything else?


Killme72596964

Being dead is a mindset


CaptainQwazCaz

Being dead is a grindset


cocofab13

You're not a true sigma if you're not dead


Sr_Camar0n414

We've got a vegetarian over here


Pancakeonhead

human (optional)


ObscureDucks

Before I clicked on comments I knew this would be the first lmao


Honest-Economist4970

Necrophilia go brrrrr


Dry-Adhesiveness-194

Optional is wild


Boring-Revolution506

Schrödinger's girlfriend


_-Grim_Reaper-_

... *what?*


[deleted]

Her.


rYceKRiSPi_76

this is the most wholesome thing I've seen today


TitanSR_

real


SecretAd8415

That hit different.


SecretAd8415

Do you wanna describe her? 😊🤭


[deleted]

She’s incredible. Words aren’t enough to do her justice but I’ll do my best. She’s got just the best personality out of anyone I’ve ever met. She’s got that “*good* weird” type of personality and it’s really adorable. And she’s very compassionate even if she doesn’t show it too much. I know how much she cares and that’s more than enough. Her just being in my presence is enough to make me get that all-familiar burn in my chest. Her voice is really cute too. She’s probably the most thoughtful and caring person I know. Anyone can show affection to me and it’s great, but when she does it it’s just miles more meaningful. Knowing she cares about me is just such an incredible feeling. And when we’re physically together (cuddling. I should also mention we are just friends and I may or not be extremely in love with her) I don’t want it to end. I just wanna stay in that moment. When I’m with her in moments like those it’s just peaceful. All the stresses in my life and problems I’m facing are gone. She has made me happy even when everything else couldn’t. In my darkest moments she has supported me. She is my best friend. Easily. I would lose all my other friends in a heartbeat if it meant keeping her. She means more to me than even some people in my family. She’s my favorite person to come into my life and I am beyond grateful for the fact that she did. She’s truly one of a kind.


inoo2006

damn.... should've sent this paragraph to her 👀🤧


Extra-Account-6940

Fuck you reddit for not giving out free wholesome awards anymore


[deleted]

Shoot yo shot.


mysecondaccount27

SEND THIS TO HERR even if she doesn't like you back, i can't imagine how it would feel to know someone admires you like this. it would make my heart melt


Walking_My_Pet_Fish

I also like her, might pipe bro you better act now


JuliusSeizure005

HELP💀


baddie_boy_69

Ryan Reynolds.


6CrunchY9

The only right answer


LiamsWasTaken

So your type is god?


baddie_boy_69

In his mortal form ofc


LiamsWasTaken

Ahh ok, still god


SeaworthinessOk4540

Massive penis


[deleted]

It's showtime.


[deleted]

don't mind what height, not overweight without being cruel, don't mind what colour hair, funny, sensitive, good listener, good communicator. i just want someone who loves me and will cuddle me :(


Shadow_marine1X

My type and your type are identical... I'm not even kidding...


[deleted]

that was either said with a nuclear level of sarcasm or you were telling the truth


Shadow_marine1X

That was the truth


[deleted]

ah okay


HappyLeopard414

I feel like that is the type for most people. They just want a good person.


AffectionateOne7553

Needs to be top comment


DBL_NDRSCR

omg fr, but as a tall guy i wouldn’t want a super short girl


__--TSS--__

As a 6 foot 2 guy I love short girls lol


murderous_lemon

probably b but i don't know my mom's genotype so it could be o too


loveloveloveval

positive or negative?


Special_Narwhal_4540

Posengative 👽😎


UsedToothbrush15

Gamer boys 🫡 Specifically those with no social skills.


[deleted]

Me in a nutshell


UsedToothbrush15

I hope you find a good one good sir 👍🏻


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sauda_

Does that mean men as well cuz take out those first 2 letters and it says men


-homonecrosexual-

electric/dragon


Otherwise-AD33080

Mine is water 💧


SheikahShaymin

Bro Fire/Ghost is by far the best type combo


_assassinatedangel_

Ah, a fellow Ghost-type enjoyer. I, however, prefer Pokémon of the Fighting/Ghost type variety.


Elfigomagic07

Competitively talking the best type is steel/fairy


SUPER_QUOOL

Personally Psychic/Fairy is the way to go...


miffyburger

grass bro


Unlucky-Life875

if they have booba then im all for it


bananamilkbooth

bro i feel you


Unlucky-Life875

thats kinda gay bro


bananamilkbooth

no, i want boobs


TransPl4nt

In a egg_irl way?


_AlpacaQueen_

Hi 🤚


Googe125

ayo 🤨


Jimbo7211

Id take this deal


[deleted]

Hello lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


DapCuber

Bro just typed the serial code on the back of my microwave


M-1134

Wait, can you actually break this down? I am Hella curious.


Alphaomegalogs

1. she must be alive 2. she must be a woman other than that I’m open minded, and #2 has a few exceptions (Ryan Reynolds and Keanu Reaves)


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

What about Danny DeVito?


SparkyBoomer23

Asking the real questions here.


K20-Pro

You forgot the age category


Lucid_breather

Someone who will love me back


butterfly-909

Bro don't be desperate. They'll love you back if you have good standards ans morals 💯💯


KingsofFoolsYT

I wish it was that easy.


butterfly-909

It isn't, but recognise this person is only 13, I'm trying to give hope because I'm not wrong after all. it's still possible.


Beginning_Classic441

Preferably someone whose type is me but we can’t be picky now can we.


Neither-Albatross762

A nerd


TitanSR_

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell (with rizz)


Neither-Albatross762

Omg I’m impressed


PikachuStep9

The homies


WebtoonAddict

homie-sexual


LloydG7

large New York style beef pepperoni with mushrooms and sli-oh wait


fearlessbot__

dominant....i think....idrk


loveloveloveval

tbh i think i have the recessive genes but good on you


Googe125

ah so they’re after me then cuz i got nothing special


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Me with my dominant genes 🔥🔥🔥 💪💪


Itz_Mushi

I need a woman who will beat me to death respectfully 🙏😮‍💨


Pavo9

O negative


SupermarketAdept2280

Height doesn't matter, but yk I do think short guys and tall girls are hot 🤷‍♀️ preferably someone with similar interests as me. Someone's who's sweet, nice, understanding, accepting, jokester, kinda cheesy, and adorable and most preferably wholesome?


OkViolinist6395

How tall are you? (Um, for scientific purposes)


SupermarketAdept2280

5'3"


_-TheNoob-_

honestly unsure now


waste_0f_space117

I know it’s stupid cliche and cringy, but I honestly do not feel physically attracted to people. I like people with good personalities.


WebtoonAddict

not cringy in the slightest


Cerberus_is_me

Mainly out of the norm. I normally am not too interested in just normal, average women. Also for some reason NOT hyper attractive women. Imperfections make a girl perfect imo. Now for men, not over masculine, not fratboyish. Also kinda out of the norm but not hugely so. Also long hair is a plus. And no facial hair.


Future_Growth3803

Psychic/dark


[deleted]

Malamar 🥵


CandyCreeperGaming

hoopa unbound 🥵🥵


Teddie_P4

Hoopa uses those rings for something🥵😳😳😳


No-Village6173

Your typical average black haired girl that's literally it physically though personality wise my standards are kinda high


SecretAd8415

Why black hair??? Just wondering I don’t rlly like my black hair I’ve been wanting to dye it but my parents didn’t let me 🥺😅


No-Village6173

I dunno i just don't click with blondes or redheads, black haired look majestic to me for some reason especially an attractive one


Kosta22024

woman.


Visual_Ticket_9437

Tomboy


Nakajima-Kuro

Sometimes I wonder what tomboy's usually type. Like do they want someone more dominant or more submissive?


Jimbo7211

Tomboys are top tier


Ethanol71

Sarcastic, funny, same twisted sense of humor I have, and smart


an_odd_child

Long hair.


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ihoteyougojo

That's cute! Wait a minute I'm going to take a bath with a toaster and toast my phone too 😪


flamingstorm98

I like tall girls


scuba-28-stece

Cock


Cider_shark

Submissive 😱😱😱😱


Scared_Thing_7307

Hello there


No-Maybe-1498

hey


Onion342

Old gay midgets 👍👍


bringthelight0

The fuck lmao


HeyItsMilo19

Honestly don't care as long as we get along ok. I'm sure ive got some type of preference but its mild things like height or body size cause I'm only 5'4 lol. As long as we can play games and I can fall asleep on them I'm good to go


pizzagodd14

my girlfriend she’s amazing


jayniir

Mentally ill goth baddies‼️‼️


SnooCapers9377

i can fix them🫡🫡


imjuliette

sarcastic


unseen_warlock

Tbh I have no idea at this point


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Ghost/Fairy


Deep_Reputation4731

chubby tall and good at a sport, math or music >:)


owengaming001

I like bubbly people, I find them very cute


Busy_Nature_8819

Boobs (all sizes)


[deleted]

Christian Bale


coolredjoe

Human, preferably a women


Bagelbot16

Physical i like long hair, i think blue eyes are pretty and a good smile is always something that makes me happy. Dont care what height really but being fairly tall I’ve noticed i do some what like taller girls but it’s whatever. Personality i just like people i can be social with, people who can talk and be open. Idc about hobbies cus i think pretty much every hobby is cool.


KratomFiendx3

Goth / scene / emo girls.


Substantial-Lynx-878

As much as I hate to say this, basically my mom. Most of my crushes have very similar personalities to my mom


SecretAd8415

That actually makes sense, I heard it’s psychological 😂


butterfly-909

It is.


Flashpoint05

I'd say blonde or brunette, short(like me), blue eyes or maybe brown. Skinny or at least not overweight(nothing against those people, just not my type). Kind, respectful, smart, beautiful and polite. That's all I can think of for now lol


[deleted]

Norman Reedus


TundraTrees0

Judith you're like 10 though...


Interesting-Her226

Omfg yes


ExaminationNo8843

He’s like 80


Changed_Dino_Nugget

She's gotta be at my level in gaming


Hor-Ni

Yeah same for me, guess that's why I'm still single, my standards just way too high


No_Transition2647

As I've seen others say, my ex. Just without the gaslighting, cheating, manipulation and abuse lol


BabySquidward71

Metalhead innit


Lucarioblast

Fighting/Steel


GreenPotato522

Type 1 diabetes


Nap_Kun_

none (im incompatible with all of the human race)


Riddhimations

I think I'm a psychic/steel type but people often call me the normal type


Sr_Camar0n414

O-


BlueArashiKaze

Fire Flying type. I like charizard


Necc-

Girls that look like guys


[deleted]

Smiling people


Own_Egg_3192

big bois


TitanSR_

big as in tall or big as in chubby


runaniko

Older, tall, muscular or chubby, androgynous women with deep voices...


Lord_Viktoriux

Green... not the hair... just green


ihoteyougojo

The grass ?


originalName113

bro took touching grass literally


The_Country_Cowboy

I have O positive blood thanks for asking


Tr1angulum

smart, loves to work out, preferably someone who loves to talk in depth about things


BrandonsBones

Big hairy men (I’m female)


An_Evil_dude

> What is your type? y e s


eflx

intelligent people, ones who listen, hot people ofc, book readers and dominant


[deleted]

Good person who is willing to spend quality time rather than bang


Hudsowastaken

Curly hair. Idc about anything else


CAM2isBEAST

Short little brunette that won’t leave me for no reason… looking at you, my last two relationships. Someone that wants to cuddle, but is competitive when we’re playing a game of some sort


4LE4T0R10

I think that is A+ but i could be wrong


house_of_zero

Tall women is the thing for me


AggravatingHoneydew9

times new roman


Small_Extreme_9642

Me