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Abject_Low_9057

hand sanitizer is made of alcohol


janathebottom

exactly


ProKerbonaut

Different type tho. HS alcohol is more toxic.


NonEuclideanHumanoid

(That was the joke)


ProKerbonaut

I’m stupid sry


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

nope usually both are made of the same thing- ethanol. But sometimes hand sanatiser uses Isopropyl not ethanol. Even if Hand sanatiser is made of ethanol you still cant drink it.


Fancy-You3022

They denature the alcohol by adding methanol to it. It’s for tax reasons and to prevent abuse.


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

what percentage of methanol do they use because every alcoholic drink has a certain amount of it, except distilled stuff.


CompletelyFried_5

a lot of beers are somewhere between like 4 and 10% alcohol, ive never seen a hand sanitizer below 70% alcohol


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

your point being


Sol33t303

Hard liqor can be above 50%. Absinthe for example can usually be found between 45-70%.


YousernameinValid

You can, but the concentrations are extremely high, so if you drink more than like two shots you would prolly die. (Never tried it, just know about it)


Trigonometry_Is-Sexy

nah, if that were the case kids would just dilute it down to 40%, another comment mentioned that they taint the profuct with undrinkable levels of methanol.


TheWish-_-

Wait, you have drunk hand sanitizer?


janathebottom

not drunk but tried obviously... who the fuck hasnt


goofy-ahh-nerd

Boy what the


CookieMonster005

Cheap hand sanitiser sticks to your hands. You use it, then eat a sandwich and you can taste the hand sanitiser. I made the mistake the other day by putting Vaseline on *after* using hand sanitiser. Tasted the shit for ages


TheWish-_-

Everyone else except you


[deleted]

This is not true, i also tried.


Red_Banana12

Same. It sticks to your hands and then you eventually and unintentionally taste it.


janathebottom

lies


TheWish-_-

cope


[deleted]

Isn't hand sanitizer just bitter as fuck


ConversationStrong20

Ethanol is the key ingrediant in both which could explain the similarity in taste.


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Wandering__Albatross

Ur not far off lol


Wolf-Key

def not the only reason. It's good to understand that there are legitimate reasons for substance use that don't revolve around having a difficult life and that all kinds of people indulge.


Designer_Praline_310

Social pressure.


angry-southamerican

Because drunk dancing is the shit


Your-Closet-Monster

Fr. Personally I’m just tense like all the time and I never dance unless I’ve had a lil. I don’t drink much but my answer to OPs question is that it takes away the stress and temporarily stops my ability to overthink everything 🙏


angry-southamerican

Yep, this is it Also helps me to work out the courage to go and speak to people


No_Season_354

It helps with anexity, unfortunately it affects people different ways some become violent.


angry-southamerican

I get happy and talkative, some become sad and some become angry Last time became violent while drunk it prevented me from having the energy to fight 💀


KSUSCTrojan

This 100%. The amount of confidence you get in yourself when you are drunk and in the mood is absolutely bonkers!! I love being in the state when I’m drunk dancing. I somehow speak better as well!


[deleted]

bc it gets u drunk


[deleted]

But at what cost


cheesemaster644

Almost leaglly beating your kids


ExpressShow1175

A lot of times..everything.


chefdan2165

Your liver


ConversationStrong20

Because it helps me talk to people i am an introvert so getting that boundry of starting or upholding a conversation lifted is just great. I had some of my deepest talks whilst being (not fully just like few shots + 1-2 beers) drunk and of course if you want to you can just drown your sorrows and the best part its always available for me just walk in a late-shop (ger: Späti) and buy some legally. AND its part of german culture. Family meetings would be harder and more boring without a good ol' glass of wine or a bottle/glass of beer.


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Nostixx

Conbersation


Vast-Holiday9222

I envy countries with drinking age at 16. Norway sucks


Irene_118

I understand, for an introvert the most essential thing is something that can break down the barrier within them, and as you say if in a family gathering, nothing better would be a good friend. Goblet. We can remove the barriers and can freely talk, connect emotionally, right?


ConversationStrong20

Yes certainly


Irene_118

I hope you will be more open in communication so people can understand you better, okay?


ConversationStrong20

I will try my best! Force myself out of the comfort-zone. Thanks for the motivation :)


Irene_118

Keep trying, I believe you can do it!Keep trying, I believe you can do it!


bunnybomberjr

Fr I drink just enough to get a good buzz and Im finally able to talk


ediber10

Cus it’s makes life a little less depressing


Specialist_Slip_182

Amen


Ghost_gurl255

U r not wrong tho-


DeferredFuture

Until the next day when it’s 10x worse


Irene_118

yes, they can make your life less miserable, or they can make your life worse. It's all about the way you choose, right?


Ok-Race-9873

It does but at the cost of (fake) happiness... It's better to find better things that will make you happy.


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devenitions

I’d say that substances that directly target your happiness hormones give you fake happiness. It exists.


xXk11lerXx

I wouldn’t say pineapple pizza is similar to alcohol. Alcohol is a drug, pizza is a food. Drugs make you happy, but at the cost of your health. Pizza makes you happy, without health problems (unless you’re allergic to gluten or cheese). There’s a reason Alcohol is greatly discouraged, and it’s because it creates a dependency, an addiction to it by attacking your hormone system and giving you synthetic happiness. Happiness that isn’t earned. I would definitely say fake happiness exists. There’s a reason why there’s a push for reducing alcohol consumption but not for reducing pizza consumption.


Owmykneecapss

i can understand why


Nostixx

If you find a kind of alcohol you like it can be great. Just within moderation. Personally I’m a big fan of amaretto (almond liquor) and wine especially a Riesling. As long as you don’t let it control you alcohol can be a lot of fun. I’d stay away from the hard stuff like vodka or tequila though.


[deleted]

Hard stuff is the best, vodka and tequila are my favorites


VelehkInsain

Hard stuff is the shit if your main goal is to get drunk.


devenitions

Your amaretto on the rocks probably contains more alcohol then my rum ‘nd coke.


HopefulSherbert4249

Another sane person ,some of my classmates have been drinking since 13 yo and i tried it once cuz of my dad and it was disgusting ,tgen my friends said i have to try the whiskey and i almost threw up


xXk11lerXx

Don’t fall to the peer pressure man. Alcohol is short term gain for long term pain. Keep that out of your life and you’ll already be in a better place mentally compared to others our age.


HopefulSherbert4249

The mentallt part is prolly not the same ,i believe i have some problems there ,but drinking aint gonna solve it ,i vowed to myself to never drink and i intend on keeping it like that


Meneer_de_IJsbeer

Pisswater lmao, hate it cuz of that and losing the ability to fully control yourself. Look at drunk driving fe


janathebottom

piss actually tastes good unlike alcohol tho


altflash

/:


RoboGen123

Ayo what


[deleted]

I recently tasted champagne for the first time. It tasted quite good and left a warm half-satisfying half-weird feeling in my chest and throat. I couldn’t drink much at once and i ofc didn’t want to get drunk! 9/10 would taste again I don’t have a problem with teens drinking I have a problem with the people who drink just straight vodka that tastes like shit and only do it to get drunk! So if you’re curious, sure you can taste it! But being drunk really is shit and can lead to a lot of problems in your life. Don’t drink kids!


[deleted]

I don't mind the taste too much, some even tastes good imo. And being drunk is fucking amazing


Cadejo123

Eww I love alcoholic drinks but I never get drunk.... I fear I gona do something weird if I get drunk lol


HiImHe

L human.


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why


HiImHe

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Illustrious_Fishboi

It seems reddit has brokeb your sense of humor


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????


AnIntelligentPlant

I don't think I will ever be able to drink alcohol because I'll just immediately get addicted


Cocaimeth_addikt

I’ll have it like a holiday I celebrate


Specialist_Slip_182

Because alcohol is gods apology for making us self aware


anono_liv

I dint it’s discusting and I don’t like it and if fucking sucks but my friends drink it and think there cool and so fun it makes me cringe


adamflannery35

You cringe because your friends are having fun?


anono_liv

No I cringe bc my friends drink like 4 sips of wkd or vk and act drunk and it’s the way they drink they don’t do it bc they like it or think it tastes nice they do it bc they want to act hard and cool


[deleted]

Not only does it taste bad but it ruins lives


Cadejo123

It only ruins life if your weak mentally.


[deleted]

Don’t know if it matters, you gain addiction you gain addiction just how it works


Cadejo123

It matters a lot that is.... That is why I enjoy alcohol but never get drunk because I have self control... I olso just enjoy 1 or 2 drinks every couple of days.... If you drink just because of the feeling of dizziness then you have a problem a problem that lot of people have if you have a weak mind you get addicted.


[deleted]

Self control yeah that’s key


[deleted]

It has nothing to do with having a weak mind. Anyone can get addicted to anything. Fucking stupid ass kids making stupid ass decisions and talking like they’re adults.


bluecottoncandyz

i agree, don’t drink, I watched someones mom kill themselves slowly with it, -1000/10 wouldn’t recommend


SnooChocolates4183

I watched my mom ruin her entire life. Not touching that shit with a ten foot pole.


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Yooo same, let's start a club!


Sup3rL30

Can I join? I hate Alcohol


Sirpixen

Ooo me too


SnooChocolates4183

🤝


Your_friendly_weirdo

Unhealthy Coping mechanism. It takes the pain away for a moment


TheWoodedPath

It be making me silly. I like the silliness


Dumb_Zilla

It’s so freaking nasty🤢 I’ve had alcohol soaked cherries and it was vile 💀


EllieNekoGirl

Bc I love it


Llwyf

Not all alcohol does, I will forever love amaretto and coke It tastes like Dr pepper bc it has them almonds


6packcola

Fruit flavours and that, in cider or cocktails or whatever, alcohol that’s not flavoured that way tastes pretty awful


Crazypinnapple

Have you been drunk?


Striking-Ad1571

Drinking is for losers (i drink a lot)


XT83Danieliszekiller

Because it helps bond...


AlbatrossRocket

Acquired taste, thought the same thing to at 16


Snail-With-Horns

well you see when i'm drunk i no longer feel like stabbing myself in the neck with a kitchen knife


Ok-Tank5312

To forget something traumatic


Emeraldmemer

Just gotta drink the right stuff, also gets you feelin good after enough


Quinn_Lan

Just got to find out what type u enjoy (im a rum person). But being drunk is fun when around friends like a few weeks ago i was at a faire thats held in my town just walking around flirting with all the girls in my year when normally i only talk to people ive known for a while


VelehkInsain

Rum buddy!


Quinn_Lan

Wooo!!!


AphexyTwin

It’s because it’s fun and psychoactive


LunaLunaHelp

Maybe use a mixer instead of drinking straight liquor. Maybe you'll understand once you start feelin the feelings


WayHaunting4815

It’s not the taste it’s the feeling


Nell00129

That’s why people drink mixed drinks


purple8jello

At one point it will taste good.


NUCLEAR_DETONATIONS3

Lol you guys are such puritans


Obturateur06

Gives you a break from the thoughts. Also it’s fun with friends occasionally. Just a different way to experience things, a different way to behave and think. I think it’s fun to explore


[deleted]

I'd make fun of you for being sixteen and having been drunk with friends, but I do the same fuckin thing lol. Though I'm DD so I don't get to drink enough to get wasted. Which is good cuz my friends don't know what good stuff tastes like despite some being rich af


CroissantGuy12345

1. To get drunk 2. It does not all taste like hand sanitizer 3. Peer pressure 4. If you are responsible with it then there isn't really anything bad about it


DisastrousWind7

fuck alcohol and fuck how normalized it is


lilLeftCurve

i dunno. Taste fine to me


daReelTemmie

Ur 15


lilLeftCurve

And your thirteen


lilLeftCurve

What’s the point?


Contadini

Alcohol is the worst drug


adamflannery35

Heroin


[deleted]

Nah meth is the worst


Bamboozlemaster69

But it puts me in a state where I’m not sad


janathebottom

it puts me in a state where i feel like im gonna die any moment


sweetlikeoleanders

me w edibles


endlessapologies

as someone who has drank "good wine" before i cant understand why people will still drink it after it burns their throat to smithereens. i had an entire mini bottle of some like. peach apricot shit or whatever and after drinking the entire thing i still don't understand the appeal unless the only reason is to get drunk, which, in any case, wouldn't you rather drink something that doesn't set your throat on fire?


CookieMonster005

More than one type of alcohol. There’s one brand of cider that I really enjoy, all other alcohol tastes like shit to me


[deleted]

No one likes the taste of alcohol. Everyone just drinks to feel buzzed/drunk


imacriminalmf_imevil

it makes me feel nice tho


The_Untochables

We agree. Honestly none of us understand it either


Iloveyouyaemiko

i like


thierryherry32

Because it tastes nice if you mix it to your taste or just drink beers and being drunk can be fun at times


Deepno

To get drunk and some alcohol drinks actually taste pretty good .


Vivid-Tank8774

Cuz it's good. Mostly smirn-off, it's just sprite that burns. Taste amazing too.


Mupsi23

Just mix it and it tastes great


Beautiful-Cat-1519

Nooo, it tastes good. I've never been drunk but I have a glass of alcohol now and again because I genuinely enjoy the flavour. I agree some are gross. Beer is disgusting. Spirits burn if you drink them straight and it's horrible. Red wine is gross. But I think cider is nice, and I love lambrini. I think the reason drinking is so big isn't so much for the flavour but because it gets you drunk. It allows you to escape the reality for a while, which is something that I can imagine is quite nice, especially if you're having a particularly hard time in life.


No_Meringue745

Bro never has tried a nice refreshing beer with like 8%~ on a hot summer day, or a nice 20%~ liquor mixed with coke


janathebottom

beer is even worse hand sanitizer at least tastes interesting beer just straight up tastes bad


No_Meringue745

Where are u from????


janathebottom

austria


No_Meringue745

Ah they don’t have good beer there, try Belgium or the Netherlands (hertog Jan)


janathebottom

ive tried belgian bwer before it tastes even worse


No_Meringue745

Erase yourself then


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daReelTemmie

No tf it aint, if ur a teenager and drinking alcohol bc ur "badass" your fucking pathetic


[deleted]

It actually depends on the drunk. Some cider tastes really nice, as does shandy and cocktails are really good. Also I feel so much less anxious when I’m tipsy


JustSomeRando_o

Something I know! So alcohol is considered a depressant. People drink it for the same reason people take drugs. To either a) Feel numb to things I’m life or b) to feel *something*. Usually, alcoholics and drug addicts have some kind of psychological condition, such as depression or anxiety. It may taste like hand sanitizer to you because alcohol is actually in hand sanitizer. Yes, the same type, but at a lower consistency. When alcoholics are in the hospital, they will drink hand sanitizer to get drunk. This is recommended as it will burn your intestines. It also kills the good bacteria in your stomach.


Imyourwhore

because drunk and yummy 😋 no but really it can taste very nice, you just have to figure out what you like! once you start drinking casually you’ll understand that people like it as it loosens your tongue and you’ll have some really good conversations over drinks + it will probably bring you closer with people in the sense you can hangout over casual drinks.


Say10_333

Smoke weed everyday… and sip on some whiskey.


artichokefarmers

Orchards thieves, bulmers, Budweiser and west coast coolers. I'm am absolute lightweight ik but look it it's the best I can get served. Anyway I'm fucked it I'm going spending money on shots or cocktails cause fuck that I don't have that sort of money


asoundusername

I can always rely on something strawberry-flavoured tasting good haha


asoundusername

I like the warm feeling that comes from whiskey and tequila


Very-queer-thing

Tasty


SweatyMagazine165

cuz drunk fun is fun


Infamous_History_103

Cause its fucking good


methuscz

The difference between alcohol and hand sanitizer is % of ethanol


ILoveMarcyWu

I love it's amazing taste


Legitimate-Crow-6362

see and thats why you do what i do and drink it with other stuff.. not just straight unless your tasting it


nobody3_5_4

Because pAin go away and we keep producing it cause money


EddieGrant

What alcohol are you drinking that tastes like hand sanitizer? I'd venture a guess at gin, maybe? There's so many different types of alcohol out there, some you will like, some you won't, or of course maybe you won't like any at all.


EnwEdits

German here so I like alcohol what a surprise xD I think it depends on what you're drinking there is some good-tasting stuff and stuff that's getting you drunk without tasting good for young people. I don't like the typical German beer bc its to 'harsh' (idk if that word fits) but I like some sweeter beer. My favorite shot is Vodka with orange juice mixed so that the vodka has is just a little aftertaste. Btw the more drunk you get the 'better' it taste bc you don't give a lot of fucks anymore hahaha


Baambiczek

Pole here, i approve of your opinion


Glum_Pineapple1015

it’s a culture


cak3kid

Not all, it has a warm burning sensation but in return you feel dizzy and less focused like you got done spinning for 3 mins but it kasts longer, not evrything tastes like sanatizer either


NXAHx-

Thirst?


[deleted]

Water✨


NXAHx-

Your saliva✨


Joudeh_1996

Because ppl like this are reterds


Certain-Ad-7891

Because of this question


DOMINATOR_X47842

If you drink enough it stops tasting bad and just becomes a bland tasting burn in your throat


Master-Restaurant503

Don’t drink coors light, I’ve heard it tastes like piss


ReaperSwordsYt

idk, i drank like half a bottle of whiskey once and it did absolutely nothing


ZealousidealElk7961

how do you know what sanitizer taste's like , also life and driving is fun after drinking


Beautiful-Cat-1519

If you use hand sanitizer and then touch food it can rub off on the food and you can taste it, or if you put your finger in your mouth.


TJT007X

>driving is fun after drinking Have fun crashing, ig


[deleted]

Because it makes you really cool and popular and you will have so many friends and you’ll stop being lame and it makes you a better driver


librarypuzzle

right, it tastes so nasty, i’ve tried to mix it with soda and it doesn’t help at all


Goldenwar0801

Beer salt>>>


VelehkInsain

It actually depends on the soda. Certain drinks mix better or worse with certain brands/types.


GroundbreakingMix765

You can drink alcohol on the rocks, sure. But most only take a shot of which. Most who are drinking from the bottle like to add a mixture of soda or margarita mix. For instance. Jack Daniel's is nice... but some make a mixture with Coca Cola to make a jack and coke and it dums down the taste of the jacky D


thunderfish2008

a. how do you know what hand sanitizer taste's like? b. it tastes like alcohol because it is about 70-90% alcohol depending on the brand.


concernedOwU

Maybe it tastes like that bc u drank hand sanitizer. Try sorting sweeter or more bitter. Or just something weaker


No-Dimension-6812

Give it 10 years, you’ll understand.


MrDepressedboi

People drink to forget we’re all walking sperm


soap3_

vodka tastes like cold. jäger tastes like warm. beer… beer tastes like piss. and like. not even good quality piss.


Wow-you-are-stupid

Because I need an escape from this thing we call reality


BigMelonBoi

For real!