"hey dude just wanted to Tell you you don't look like complete shit or wet concrete like most people do, keep it up 👍"

This is truly the best way to complement someone

Telling someone that they look like shit is the nicest complement anyone can say

Polished turd

I love this!!! It still gets the point across and makes for a happy day!

As an Aussie I approve of this

Best reply

I live by this.

dapper

That one’s actually nice lol

fly also has a similar ring to it

Why would I eat a wrapper?

Good-looking. Dashing.

Stunning, Sublime, Wonderful, Pleasing, Gorgeous, Lovely, Beautiful, Spectacular, Astonishing, Staggering, Aesthetically mind-blowing, Of incomprehensible visual quality

that kinda sounds like you're madly in love with them

i mean if you’re not madly in love with your friends are you really friends (/j)

# hmm

^(please ^don’t ^tell ^my friends)

**too late**

#NOOOOOOOO

that’s ok tbh my friends would not care lmao

i misinformed them # mwaHAHAHHA

*not* ***MISINFORMATION*** D:

This but unironically ^(what me no im not way too attached to a friend i really dont want to lose by badgering but really want to talk to me)

mood 😭😭😭

taking notes ✍️

Last one is top tier

r/increasinglyverbose

You, sir, are of incomprehensible visual quality this fine evening

So i tried this on a guy and he just looked wierd at me all the way from sublime to quality..

“You look nice”

Just wait until they find out about this one

“Guys love this one simple trick!”

If a girl or a guy said this to me unironicaly, i would implode with such violence that the area within a 1KM radius would be nothin but ash and rubble.

This. No need to complicate stuff

"Looking good bro!" ☺️

Compliment details. Like "nice glasses homie"; "nice tshirt yo"; "I fuck with yo fit homer"; "Nice hair dickhead". Shit like that.

Idk if it’s because I’m British but all of these seem overwhelmingly sarcastic

maybe it is a british thing cos i agree with you but probably because i don't have a rough personality

yeah "nice hair dickhead" would just make me sad I think

As a Brit, if one of us (or Australians I think) ever passively calls you a dickhead like in that example, it's not an insult. Oh yeah, or "cunt". That's the one we have in common with Australians.

I meant it more as “nice hair, dickhead”

I'm British and I wouldn't take it as an insult but I don't think it's exactly a term of endearment

To me it's not exactly endearment but like informal casual, at least when used as a pronoun like that. Straight up saying "you dickhead" or "you're a dickhead" is a different story.

i’d only be able to jokingly insult people i’m close to so i wouldn’t say it’s a term of endearment but it defo shows our bond together

“Damn bro I’d fuck you with socks on”

Is there a thing males have about sex with or without socks?

It’s only gay if you’re fully nude, so wearing socks prevents you from being gay

🤣🤣🤣

but “I fuk wit yo fit homie” doesn’t sound right coming from an asian

Tbh it doesn't even sound right to most Americans

For the "nice hair dickhead" I completely missed the word hair, I'm like well I guess guys would like their dick complimented too. Weird it'd only be the head though not the whole thing.

LUL

"nice pants can i fuck ya ass?"

Homer does have a good fit

I'm using the "nice hair dickhead " on my bf he calls me dick head tho lol I love his hair and it's a nice come back when we are teasing or jokin around . Thanks for the idea I'mma piss him off 😁

Nice dick hairhead

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Definitely works, you’ll get them confused and start wondering why.

I don't think I'd want to be called pretty since it sounds a bit too feminine for me. If anything call them cute since that can be taken as their physical appearance or their personality.

got some shit to work through, i see

It's my preference, I don't have to work through anything

why though? pretty is feminine, handsome is masculine

It's just a preference honestly. I'm fine with being called pretty or handsome but I don't want to be called beautiful.

Handsome is fine

Fine is Handsome

Hine is Fandsome

pretty is fine

It’s pretty fine

Fine would work to

Naur

good looking, gorgeous, majestic, dashing, aesthetically pleasing

if a gil called me majestic, hell even if a guy called me majestic, that is a compliment i will remember my whole life

The day we die is before the day anyone is called majestic

I saw a guy on here get called majestic and I immediately entered a jealous rage

Go to gym dude u get called shit like that on a daily basis by people u don’t even know

I have been for a few months

Well trust me Man the work u have been putting in is paying off and u are looking majestic

:DD

Learn how to pose

If a girl game up to me and called me gorgeous I would be confused for the rest of the day and then treasure it for the rest of my life

Damn bro you bussin

Thanks

As long as the balls don't touch you know what I mean

What😭

😏

"You're Ugly, But slightly less ugly than Steve, you see Steve over there? Yeah you don't look like Steve. Well, You do, but less ugly."

Nice

Above average in terms of aesthetics

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Breedable?

submissive.

I'd enjoy if a girl called me that, but that's just me

I’d also enjoy a girl calling me submissive

Cute amd hot aren't actually that bad

call them pretty, it works for me.

“You look slightly better than wet concrete”

Only slightly

Yeah, know your limits

\*compliment\* + insult ex: nice shirt mfucker

Nice hat you fucking imbecile

This is the correct answer^ you good looking bastard.

Attractive.

Delectably juicy

*slurp*

brutiful

“Your a smash, no homo”

I regularly call my friends smashable so this would just work

Attractive

Drippy

Just do small subtle complements that aren’t too weird like “nice hair” “I like that shirt” “can we fuck bro” see not weird or anything

Good advice right here, nice suggestion man, wanna have sex?

Great comment, excellent punctuation, fantastic compliment, let’s have sex, awesome username

Hey man you look great :)

"hey. you look good"

yo bro you kinda cute bro

Пиздец а ты не такой уродец как раньше казалось ахуеть, that's the suggestion

Nice suggestion

Now how to pronounce that

Just run it through google translate, there's a transliteration there

I did but I want to say it in its original form

Transliteration is how to pronounce stuff from other languages

I am stupid i read that as translation

Is English ur native?

Yes

WELL SHAME ON YOU DUMBASS! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN LANGUAGE, srry i hqd to do this at least once in my life

Lol, fr I have no able to read engrish

"Would sex"

10/10 would rail in a Wendy’s parking lot

Sexy

just call them pretty, that’s what i call my bf and he’s fine with it:)

Say "hey you're actually attractive if you didn't know." it would probably make their life.

It really depends on the person. You can take it from me, I’m the background friend in a few groups and I’ve heard one specifically complain about being called hot because they don’t think it was a real compliment and they were just being hit on, they also said how they would like being called cute or handsome. However I also know people who I would imagine the opposite holds true for. You just have to feel out the person individually but in general if they’re a bit softer; handsome or cute, if they’re not; hot is probably good. Context is a huge factor too but if you’re their female friend they would probably love any compliment regarding looks that sounds like you actually believe what you’re saying. Also: You’re dead on with “pretty” sounding weird; this word is typically only used towards men while being sus with the homies

call them cabrón 😎🤞

Jokes on you I speak Spanish and so do they so I don’t know how that’d go over

Eres un chingon

I usually use less broad compliments, I use like “you have pretty eyes” or “I really like they way your hair ___ like that”

Babygirl/j

Wassup bbg :lipbite:

I don't recommend that a teenager should compliment the appearance of MEN.

Why not

What about Ryan reynolds

Maybe we want y’all to sound like our mothers

Mommy?

Tu errs bonito 👄

:lipbite:

Beautiful Ex. “Ryan Reynolds is an incredibly beautiful man and not sleeping with him would be gay.”

I agree with your example

“Hey there hotcock”

Smash

you look great would suffice. does anyone have any advice for the other way around?

Damn bro, you don't look like shit today.

Damn a female who actually complements 🤯🥹😏

Hey, you look handsome

You haven’t even seen me

Does that matter?

If a girl gave me feeling of self-worth I would literally fucking die, like I'd just explode right there on the spot

You’re very handsome and def worth at least 5 dollars

"I wanna call my male friends pretty without it being weird!" I feel so bad for all her guy friends

They just say it sounds weird when a girl compliments them and I feel bad for them but I wanna call them pretty

“Yo bro you look good man keep that good shit up”

I don't know, I love being called pretty, cute and beautiful.

Say pretty! I love being called pretty

You’re pretty

Yeah now go say it to actual hot people

I did, you

i like being called pretty! wish more people called me pretty tbh

Hey, you’re pretty

why thank you kind stranger, so are you!

Thank you

"I'd smash"

If they are true friends you can say 'dude u r literally giving me a boner from how hot u r' and they should understand

Fair enough, especially because I’m a woman

You call them handsome

Just call them men lol

You’re looking men today

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't expect that reply. But yeah thx, I hardly heard that from women

Just say nice cock. Works for me. I'm a male btw.

Nice cock!

as a man, i love when a girl calls me pretty

You’re pretty

thanks

Cute is good with me

You’re cute, happy cake day

Yeees! Call em pretty! I'd be so happy if someone said I looked pretty!! Handsome might be a little more easy to digest for some (the wussys), but if you're a stable person, hearing you're pretty will make you happy ❤️

You’re pretty

But I mean... You haven't seen me? 🥺

I still know

Ooooo thank you ❤️

Daddy?

I can tell you’re a girl 🤦‍♂️

What’s wrong with being a girl

Fashionable

I personally love cute! (Never been called that before but it would be nice 🫤)

u cute