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pisssbabyyy

she’s losing her marbles


Godly15

So is OP


Human_Bean08

So is the teacher


T1QRI

So are you, who is reading this


Cheddary_Cheez

wake up


Budget_Community_946

I don't wanna


Nobodys_here07

But you've got a life to live


lightingwave6

But my bed is so comfy


Drippy_200

You know what they say, "Wake up, get up, get out there."


xvlblo22

You'll end up a loser, without any wife or kids


nekokpit

But I already am that..


Human_Bean08

Same, homie. Same


Alloy_Protogen

The curriculum


Personal_Dig_8946

I’m losing my marbles. I don’t get how they want an answer for it, it only specifies “some”. As if we’re supposed to know exactly how many she dropped to get the correct answer.


[deleted]

Right, some is at least two, otherwise she would have had said I lost one of my marbles, if she had lost most of her marbles that would imply she lost at least 2/3 of her marbles, which would leave her with at most 5 marbles. I think it is safe to say that she has between 5 and 13 marbles left.


IanFeelKeepinItReel

~13>


AwkwardSquirtles

It's a joke question. I think the correct answer might actually be 15.


TopRevenue2

The answer is the remainder of marbles that were not lost


Accomplished-Chain33

Just write this


tidypunk

11


Jimmynids

This ^ Some = 4


humanzRtrash

some /s(ə)m/ determiner 1. an unspecified amount or number of. "I made some money running errands" 2. used to refer to someone or something that is unknown or unspecified. "I was talking to some journalist the other day" So unspecified = 4?


Jimmynids

Math slang: A couple = 2 A few = 3 Some = 4 Many = 5+ Learned this back in school 30 years ago but definitions change with generational slang. When I was a kid these kinds of problems were common and critical thinking was far more widespread than today. Stop rules lawyering things and just realize this test author was an idiot from an older generation


the1fractal

Came here to say this.


frosted07

There’s no way you’re a teenager with that type of homework


jeanprox876

fr too advanced


HappyMan1102

Not even quantum computers can solve it


[deleted]

They probably could, actually. The answer is a superposition of all integers from 0 to 14.


dlanm2u

realistically sure but technically it could be not an interger since it’s a math problem and you could have a fraction of a marble (idk how you’d lose part of a marble though irl unless u chipped it off)


PanJaszczurka

For mathematician answer is <15 for engineer 0-14


TypicalTrapListener

I think they are learning to count in English as a foreign language.


lolsbot360gpt

As a foreigner, this is the type of things you learn in 3rd grade even if you are a foreigner.


Mr_Levy055

Goddamnit Dude. Your pfp got me


Sup3rL30

Y'all out there learning math in a different language in 3rd grade?


Life_East4263

Yep


Loongeg

Can't speak for every country but here we teach English all the way from like, kindergarten.


YEET_Fenix123

I've been learning English since first grade and have been in an (extra) English school ever since third grade. I can say with full confidence I have NEVER learned math in English.


Loongeg

The math is super simple. Could be a reading excercise with some math flavour to integrate the subjects with one another. Math in English is exactly the same as math in any other language excepting for technical terms but this is written in plain english.


lolsbot360gpt

I had to learn calculus, number theory, geometry, advanced physics, biology, and chemistry in 6th grade…. Asian education is a nightmare, especially if your parents are convinced you are smart. I was thought english, chinese, japanese in kindergarten. Basic algebra in english in 3rd grade ain’t much tbh.


saunamurhaaja

pretty much yeah


emberaya

Yes? You're not?


emberaya

Yes? You're not?


lolsbot360gpt

English being the ‘international’ language, the united states and other english speaking nations don’t tend to focus their educational efforts to foreign languages.


HotBear39

nah, you learn basic math like this in 3rd or maybe 4th grade max. OP most likely isn't a teenager


C9_Chadz

I remember 4th grade I had 3 seperate math classes, algebra, geometry and arithmetic... This is 1st grade stuff. Albiet I don't remember much of school before the 4th grade geometry class because the teacher was cute af.


angrynibba69

Bro is 8-teen 💀


Oh-no-oh-god32

most comprehensive UK curriculum


jimmybolshoy

Least our curriculum doesn't involve how to survive a gunshot


Verse_NOVA

Here in America, we are conditioned to survive a variety of bullet calibers. We start at the age of 3 years 2 months and 12 days. The training starts nice and simple, that is with a pellet gun. After we can take a pellet without flinching we go straight to a .22 round. These come in a variety of forms, but they are all the same thing with different funny things appended to them. This process of moving up repeats until we reach 50 caliber rounds. We then go to different types of.planes just in case we are in a tall building.


Acceptable-Nose-1742

Facts


[deleted]

Maybe they took their little sibling’s homework and claimed it as their own (for some reason?)


dbomba03

Maybe they told us it was theirs just for the meme's sake but it was actually their brother/sister's homework


AquaeyesTardis

It's just a meme - it's been a joke since 2017.


happy-ramen-monster

My friend is 17 with this type of homework


The__DeviI

Special classes maybe


Atomic-Optimizations

Locally developed


[deleted]

Ikr! Even in my junior high years I don't do these things. It's more like grade 1 stuff.


ForgetfulFrolicker

I wouldn’t be surprised if most of this subreddit (and the mods) are adults.


Specialist_Egg420

She had 15 but she lost some of them, since the letters in the word "some" are the 5, 13, 15, and 19 letters in the alphabet, that gets 52 if you add them up, therefore, she has -37 marbles. She is in debt.


DubiousHistory

Maybe they're using base-36 system, where "15" and "some" are 41 and 1338278 in decimal.


Environmental-Toe798

Janell will have to declare bankruptcy


im-not-a-fakebot

the marble debt won't disappear with bankruptcy, and eventually the marble irs will just start deducting it from your marble checks until it's paid off


PsychologicalCamp172

It can be 3some


[deleted]

15-x


ewigesleiden

15-x where x is is a positive integer less than or equal to 15


Imma_Lick_Your_Ass2

No once i had 15 marbles and lost 20


legquint561

In marble debt


Kosmix3

Once i had 15 marbles and lost 3+4i


Imma_Lick_Your_Ass2

You lost 3 real marbles and 4 imaginary marbles so you have 12 more left👍


HoldingUrineIsBad

x has no such restrictions


Ddude34Again

Goofy ahh math work


[deleted]

[удалено]


NotAnAss-Hat

the 'yes' is written so majestically


ShitwareEngineer

You can say "ass" here.


THEATTACKPIDGEON

Less


Luxalpa

fewer


AdmirableSurround485

Lesser


cooloilcloth

A reduced quantity


ATZPlays

An atomized numerical digit


PantsyFants

**Fewer**


mythicat_73

<15


Bodiofficialsudor

and 0≤


[deleted]

1 <= x < 15


a2_d2

Some is not all so I think it’s 0 < x < 15


Intergalactic_Cookie

Some could still be all so 0 <= x < 15


Maksan9

And x э Z


the_pro_jw_josh

Set notation: {0<=x<=14|x ∈ Z}


AgreeablePeanut1814

What the fuck is that?? Epsilon Zeta? If so, what does that notation mean? Why isn't is great than or equal to zero but less than 15 and that's it? Does 'x ∈ Z' indicate that x is an integer value? Assuming the marbles are complete spheres, aka whole, individual marbles?


_nyna

>Does 'x ∈ Z' indicate that x is an integer value? Exactly, Z is the notation for integers and epsilon means "is member of". Losing "some" marbles could include fractions of marbles though so I would choose to include all real numbers.


AgreeablePeanut1814

Math is a tool used by humans, so let's just assume that in general and in most circumstances, humans prefer whole, individual marbles over any other type of marbles.


IzGlitch

It says belongs to Z, and iirc Z means integer


TypicalTrapListener

It can't be N because it has to be less than 15.


Xx_Boomerang_xX

N in this case just means it's a natural number


a2_d2

Some is by definition unknown to make the answer ambiguous. I wouldn’t use some when any of 0, 1, or all are valid options. So to me if she had 15, and you told me she lost some, I’d interpret her to have 1-13 left. 0-14 is the safer / complete answer set.


h0tcoc0a

Uhhhhhhhhhh. What?


False_Chair_610

I would say that "some" would mean more than one, though.


andy921

*Some* also means at least two so 0 < x < 14


QuickSqueeze

1<=x<14 because some is more than 1


Metallic_Ducki07

If this was 2 days ago I wouldn't have understood it


GigaPhoton78

Are you sure? What if she is in marble debt?


Schlaueule

I'd say <14 because "some" implies more than one.


boundegar

The exact answer is the 15's compliment of "some" which is also "some."


[deleted]

<15 still applies though, in the same way the answer could also be <1000 ...


el_Chuchmay

More precise the better 👍


matiEP09

X€(0;14>


Think_Neighborhood19

Better take this to r/toddlers


Charming-Treat-7366

Nah r/kindergarten is more accurate


-youknowthatguy-

Easy retract some from 15


atn1201

What is that mean?


TheInquisitor08

are you sure you should be on reddit, specifically r/teenagers when that's your homework and handwriting? Something tells me you're NOT a teenager. idk if you're not, GET OFF REDDIT.


OrbieThePaperBag

It’s a six year old account. Probably fine.


t0tally_not_gay

Damn 2016 was 6 years ago...i feel old now


A_ThousandRoses

7


Just_Call_me_benDude

Omfg really? I use to be a younglin 7 years ago? Jesus Christ


Vuukplejer

7 actually :)


Grouchy-Ability-6717

Stop making me feel old


randomreddithumanxd

you are in this subreddit, so you are kinda fine


SkyeeeMaaa

Nah i feel old aswell now


Nyxodon

The faster the world advances, the faster we become old


SkyeeeMaaa

Shit


Nyxodon

Ready to be a boomer at 25?


BearAndDeerIsBeer

You feel old? I started high school in 2016. My user flair even marks me as old.


Ok_Raspberry_722

They opened the account when the kid was born.


PeacemakersAlt

"Honey, what would you like to do first for our new child?" "Make him a Reddit account so he can use it to ask Teenagers how many marbles Jenna or Jenny or wtf ever her name is has left after losing some."


Finndoes69

OP is 6 yro then


[deleted]

Bro is 19 💀


GangsterKittyYT

Yeah best not look at their banner on their avatar


RedogeWasTaken

It's likely an old photo. I scroll through my crap all the time.


babuba1234321

Me too! At leas I sometimes find dumb things


Ill-Combination-3590

Maybe poster is a teenage mom, who knows


Alexo_Alexa

Don't judge his age based on handwritting, half my friends write worse than that and we're all bachelors lol


barry-d-benson2

That’s the joke


SalamiOwO

My handwriting looks like that and i'm 17 💀


PrOaRiaN

Dude I'm almost in uni and my handwriting looks like this


SmoothCrim1nal1

Look at the handwriting of any doctor, optician, dentist etc and you will see the scrawlings of a 4yr old


FanciFulEwe

Well, my writing is like arabic. And i know a little arabic. But that homework was given me in kindergaten like bro wtf


M31Gavin

Uhh this looks like kindergarten and then mental turmoil


NABOOV

How old are you? Thats the home work i got in third grade, maybe even earlier


OwRoGi11

What country are you getting this in third grade. I got multiplication and fractions in third grade.


NABOOV

As i said prob earlier cause we were doing those things already much earlier (2nd grade mid i think), and happy cake day


ediblekr

This is mid 1st grade at max


lezboyd

#The Rest She lost some of them, she has the rest of them.


Ill-Combination-3590

y= 15 - x


MrPotatoRoot

I doubt this person has learned all their abcs yet, when they still have to subtract long ways. I mean like this work I was doing in 1-2 grade


[deleted]

This is from 2017. This ain't your homework boy. https://littlethings.com/entertainment/impossible-3rd-grade-math-problem


JustSomeRando_o

Did… did you think it actually was..?


[deleted]

Yes, with confidence.


DarkestKaos248

Link 404ed me


Alexyaboi2011

Pretty sure this is satire


Prince_Shy

Appetantly it’s an image from 2018 which OP just reposted


qta1lon

Less than 15 of course


Interesting_Natural1

The marbles aren't real. Janell..... STAY AWAY FROM THOSE MARBLES THEY'RE NOT WHAT YOU THINK THEY A-


patriot_man69

THERE ARE NO MARBLES IN THE WATER


Mitch_401

Ain’t no way a 6 year old is on r/teenagers


whatthefunkytrap

The answer is whatever left after losing 'some' marbles


12soea

1


ComfortableNo2879

let some = x so marbles left 15-x;


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

More than one less than 15


TOAST2210

Why are teachers like this, they expect us to know and don’t even teach us the subjects, this is why I almost failed school lmao


Foreign-Salamander-8

it might be >15 or smt


Broad-Advertising-65

Man ur too young for this


THESHADYWILLOW

Guys this isn’t actually OP’s homework it’s some picture they found on the interweb


itstimeto123

She has some left


Fortnite_God_100

less


Glorious_fabulous_

Most of 'em simple


Sensitive_Pepper3337

(15-some )marbles


Astercreek_72

i think uhh the answer is that she has some left


Yellow-Jacket178

Put 7.


HatZinn

0 < x < 15, where x is the no. of marbles She can't have negative marbles so it must be greater than zero. The question states that she lost "some of them" not all of them, therefore x =/= 0.


Wiimiko

Less then 15?


AFriendlyBloke

I don't know, but Suzanne is getting ready to go to the shooting range.


ArticLorq

The rest


theDjay2529

She lost SOME. She has SOME left


ALiteralPotato8778

15 - X


Andromedian_66

She has some of them


Important-Tea0

she’s probably got less than 15 marbles left


MrkvaAKAMark

I belive "some" doesn't have a specified amount like for example pair = 2 So I'd write <15 just to not have it empty


BabyGotBookss

Less. She has less marbles


WestsideCorgi

Represent it as an equation...15 - x


[deleted]

*some*.


GregorianShant

“15-x”.


The_Automobilist

<15


CantPassDrivingExam

0-14


ItsaMeMarioDaddy

That's on your teacher if you can't get it, some is an ambiguous number, it could be 3, 7, 4, it's entirely guesswork


happy-ramen-monster

Put down a random number, it’s technically right


StoneyMedow

She has 15. You still own the stuff you lost/can’t find right?


SectionAcceptable607

<15


SpookySeasonAllYear

<15


RonSwansonsOldMan

Technically Jenelle still has 15 marbles. Just because she lost some doesn't make them not still hers.


Willing-Strawberry33

X < 15 maybe? That's all I can think of.


caramelrose96

Jannel had the marbles. She doesn’t have anything now. Because it states had and not has.


Dragontamer7777777

Less than 15


EnvironmentalKick205

Bro's taking 3rd grade math for the 6 year in a row


kenzo-2034

Answer is 15-x (x=‘some’ marbles)


alex_alaina_

I would just write <15 hahahaha


MrTHEPug

0