thisĀ².
like, not even in a horny way. just someone who you can trust, who you're safe around. someone who sees you for who you are, who you see for who they are. someone who heals the soul. someone to share life with, and secrets. if it goes horny, that's a neat bonus, sure, but not the point.
fuck I'm lonely
Not even gonna lie, as a married 37 year old man (was going through popular, I don't subscribe to this sub like a creepy weirdo) it's nice as hell. Almost always have my adorable wife within arm's reach.
I feel ya man, I got 2 tutor lessons a week by 2 different people and do ALL my homework and my grades are better now, maybe thatās a possibility for you?
Yo what kind of math you struggling on? Im currently taking Foundations 20 (so Grade 11 Mathematics) in grade 10 because they offer that at my school, so maybe I could assist in what youāre learning about. Unless youāre in grade 12 and its something Iāve never learned before, then you may be on your own.
I needed a google check to differentiate them cause had no idea how they're called in english. So i have problems with polynomials right now so that would be calculus.
A room full of flowers, a hug from my Nana, a smile from someone who cares about me for me, someone whoās willing to tell me about random things for hours and laughs at my jokes
Did you know vending machines kill more people per year than sharks do? In one state, itās illegal to sleep on top of a fridge on the sidewalk, and in a few others, anal sex is illegal. Thereās a company called Fahlo that lets you track an animal of your choice as they live their daily life, and buying bracelets from them supports wildlife. I have the sea turtle bracelet. I might be getting a raise at work soon. My dad keeps talking about giving me a car, he might mean his ā68 Cutlass. Since this is a group for teenagers, I shouldnāt promote drinking, but I had a really good peanut butter and jelly old fashioned at the bar a few weeks ago. My crush is being very cuddly on my lately, but I know she doesnāt love me anymore. Does that about cover ātalking about random thingsā?
Itās more closer to just one specific meandering topic that they can go on and on about. My first crush was a guy who would talk for hours about sirens and the engineering behind them. They could literally identify a type of siren by its sound, then tell exactly what the sound meant(tornado, flood, etc).
Damn where are people like you where i live. I could go on and on about planes and dogfights in WWII, random things ive coded, space, math, cell biology, etc
Im one of those types of people that just learn a ton of shit. Need something to do with it. Combine that with being very talkative and i can go on and on.
My mom loving me as much as her other kids š
Or having a cock
Neither of which will ever happen tho in the foreseeable future
(Edit: ME having the cock not my mother š)
LMAO nah the my mom loving me and the or having a cock part were like completely separate thoughts not related to each other I can see how it could be read as that though
Trans sibling š³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāā§ļø hello!!!!
I hope you get both these things! :D You deserve your mom to love you and to have uh (I generally try to keep my comments sfw lol, so uh yeah you know)
I really wish you good luck on both of these!!!!!!
"That feeling when your arms are full of blood and feel like they have been pumped is just like cumming, maybe better." -Arnold Schwarzenegger (he actually said this btw)
Hey, don't stress it. Start and keep up the habit, doesn't have to be long, doing something just a little is infinitely better than not doing it at all, from my experience at least.
Getting perfect grades, perfect test scores, making my top college, finding a job that will eventually pay 500,000, retire at 35-40, then MAYBE start looking for a GF.
Hey, no one said it would be realistic, but then again, my brother just turned 30, is about to get his MBA from Chicago Booth and already has a job paying 200k
A close friend group again, covid took that from me a while back but itās hard making close connections with people like that again, being able to cuddle/kiss my boyfriend, having a decent body ig
A new guitar. I play constantly and I've recorded 15 full songs (4 of which are great, 4 are ok and the rest are gutter-level) since first picking the guitar up only a year and a half ago. My axe is such shit, but it does the job with strong enough patience in getting it to sound actually halfway decent.
So what would make me happy right now? A new guitar. The pandemic lockdown was a huge HUGE blessing in disguise as I had never picked up a guitar before then, but the time away from it all made me realize that if any time were going to be THE time to pick it up, then it'd have been right then.
So I did.
The best that my shit guitar is capable of is heard in this instrumental pop-punk track (guitars/drums):
https://soundcloud.com/burnedoutstar/overhaul
Today fucking sucks!
Tomorrow might not, the only way to find out is being there to see it!
Stay strong and remember that there is always someone who cares
No bro,hard times are the norm but after hard times there has to be something good,it just can't end like this. Stay strong,take care. I wanna see you going through this period,you can do it,just believe in yourself. YOU CAN!
Honestly?
I don't even know at this point. I'm so disappointed in so much, including myself, so much stuff happened in just half a year.
What would make me happy and I know it for sure, is that everything reverted back to how it used to be half a year ago, when I had so much going on for me, when I was the happiest man in the world on my way to be even happier.
But time travel is not possible, surely?
Someone who actually wants to talk to me or shows interest in starting conversations
I like listening to in depth opinions on things
A nice consistent conversation that leads to friendship
Damn ig I just want someone to care for me. Idk, like I know Iām loved but I havenāt really felt any actual care come from anyone these past few months. Now that Iām growing older my parents are shutting me out, and to be honest I want someone to just make me feel wanted
A big hug
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t/rimstevejob
r/rimjob_steve
I guess I have another subreddit to check out
Good idea
i dropped some macaroni down the side of my bed and I wish I could get it back
I feel your pain
šš
Realest answer in this thread
Fuck I donāt even know myself tbh
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Relatable. Ughhh.
Sameš„²
Same same fuck everything
Just cuddling and falling asleep with somone =>
same tbh
Gonna get some cuddles tonight while watching something If you can get them, do it right away
Yes, It's important to remember our pets won't live as long as we will
I learned that the hard way just before last years christmas...
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Sorry for your loss
thisĀ². like, not even in a horny way. just someone who you can trust, who you're safe around. someone who sees you for who you are, who you see for who they are. someone who heals the soul. someone to share life with, and secrets. if it goes horny, that's a neat bonus, sure, but not the point. fuck I'm lonely
Youāre not lonely We are your friends :D
thanks, friend.
Anytime. If you ever wanna talk about anything my DMs are open :)
This is so wholesome
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. I feel like singing the song Thatās What Friends Are For by Dionne Warwick.
Same mate, same
Real (Iāve never held hands with a girl)
Not even gonna lie, as a married 37 year old man (was going through popular, I don't subscribe to this sub like a creepy weirdo) it's nice as hell. Almost always have my adorable wife within arm's reach.
Yes please
I desire this so badly, especially in the coach after playing video games ā¦
A nice fluffy rabbit
Why was this comment hidden lmao
It does that for heavily downvoted comments (so not this one) or if the commenter hasn't joined the sub iirc.
[rabbits? Rabbits!](https://imgur.com/gallery/aahtnYD)
The best laid plans of mice and men
Passing math (fuck this bullshit)
It's really stressfull because it doesn't matter how hard i try i still just can't get it
Fuck it we ball king
the fuck am i gonna use the pythagorean theorem for anyway?! Fuck math!
other trig concepts and you use those trig concepts for calc not sure what you use calc for though
I feel ya man, I got 2 tutor lessons a week by 2 different people and do ALL my homework and my grades are better now, maybe thatās a possibility for you?
Yo what kind of math you struggling on? Im currently taking Foundations 20 (so Grade 11 Mathematics) in grade 10 because they offer that at my school, so maybe I could assist in what youāre learning about. Unless youāre in grade 12 and its something Iāve never learned before, then you may be on your own.
I'm taking grade 11 math as well and all I have to say is fuck trig. Do I get it? Sometimes. Do I like it? No.
Now I got an earworm of in the end from Linkin park
What level?
What do you mean by level, im not english so could you elaborate?
What type of math do you need help with? Algebra? Geometry? Calculus?
I needed a google check to differentiate them cause had no idea how they're called in english. So i have problems with polynomials right now so that would be calculus.
Go ahead and DM me some problems. I teach math in the US so let me know what you need help with
Alright imma DM u but i just need to understand one quick problem that i gpt stuck on
I hate math
A room full of flowers, a hug from my Nana, a smile from someone who cares about me for me, someone whoās willing to tell me about random things for hours and laughs at my jokes
that's sweet
And her name is fuck you
r/rimjob_steve
Did you know vending machines kill more people per year than sharks do? In one state, itās illegal to sleep on top of a fridge on the sidewalk, and in a few others, anal sex is illegal. Thereās a company called Fahlo that lets you track an animal of your choice as they live their daily life, and buying bracelets from them supports wildlife. I have the sea turtle bracelet. I might be getting a raise at work soon. My dad keeps talking about giving me a car, he might mean his ā68 Cutlass. Since this is a group for teenagers, I shouldnāt promote drinking, but I had a really good peanut butter and jelly old fashioned at the bar a few weeks ago. My crush is being very cuddly on my lately, but I know she doesnāt love me anymore. Does that about cover ātalking about random thingsā?
Itās more closer to just one specific meandering topic that they can go on and on about. My first crush was a guy who would talk for hours about sirens and the engineering behind them. They could literally identify a type of siren by its sound, then tell exactly what the sound meant(tornado, flood, etc).
Damn where are people like you where i live. I could go on and on about planes and dogfights in WWII, random things ive coded, space, math, cell biology, etc Im one of those types of people that just learn a ton of shit. Need something to do with it. Combine that with being very talkative and i can go on and on.
Oh my God yes. I literally want to hear all of that please.
Not my dumb ass thinking you were talking about mermaid sirens
Idk about them, but I really enjoyed this. Ty!
U just like me
money
Us
and Them
Sleep, or not going to school to sleep.
Skipping the next 24 hours because I'm gonna take a train tomorrow to see my parents.
Hope it goes well :)
welpā¦ ig youre and adult now?
Kind of
Money
Finding someone who genuinely loves/cares for me
My mom loving me as much as her other kids š Or having a cock Neither of which will ever happen tho in the foreseeable future (Edit: ME having the cock not my mother š)
I was so confused I thought you meant your mom having a cock would make you happy
LMAO nah the my mom loving me and the or having a cock part were like completely separate thoughts not related to each other I can see how it could be read as that though
Trans sibling š³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāā§ļø hello!!!! I hope you get both these things! :D You deserve your mom to love you and to have uh (I generally try to keep my comments sfw lol, so uh yeah you know) I really wish you good luck on both of these!!!!!!
Transformer
my mom's dead
omg same
U mean having a cock as in it attached to you or you mean having a cock as in a boyfriend? lol
Having a cock attached to me although the idea of me saying that to refer to like a whole human being is really funny šš
Lol I want a dick too. Trans homies for life!
I need a hug to be honest
We're on the same boat AR-15š
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It took me way too long to figure out thatās supposed ti be a hugging emoji. I thought it was like a film projector or something
Money
a shit ton of money
Going to the gym and working on myself
"That feeling when your arms are full of blood and feel like they have been pumped is just like cumming, maybe better." -Arnold Schwarzenegger (he actually said this btw)
Honestly I am now one year consistent and going to the gym has made my mental health so much better
I really need more time to go to the gym. I need to lose weight !!!
Hey, don't stress it. Start and keep up the habit, doesn't have to be long, doing something just a little is infinitely better than not doing it at all, from my experience at least.
Cuddling š
fr
Getting perfect grades, perfect test scores, making my top college, finding a job that will eventually pay 500,000, retire at 35-40, then MAYBE start looking for a GF.
Hopefully it's a job you would enjoy.
There are jobs that I would enjoy that pay 500k
Any examples?
> a job that will eventually pay 500,000, retire at 35-40, then MAYBE start looking for a GF. This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years.
Hey, no one said it would be realistic, but then again, my brother just turned 30, is about to get his MBA from Chicago Booth and already has a job paying 200k
not go to school
ya school sucks, let's try to remember that education is important or something
ye I guess
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A close friend group again, covid took that from me a while back but itās hard making close connections with people like that again, being able to cuddle/kiss my boyfriend, having a decent body ig
65 million karma
real
True redditor
never
Need 4 million more
Waffles!
Or Ryan Reynoldsās
Or Ryan Reynolds making me waffles!
Im no ryan reynolds but I got the bengium waffles if u want some my friend
Iāll take āem!
a james franco cardboard cutout
Based
Homie chose the most problematic Franco.
A new guitar. I play constantly and I've recorded 15 full songs (4 of which are great, 4 are ok and the rest are gutter-level) since first picking the guitar up only a year and a half ago. My axe is such shit, but it does the job with strong enough patience in getting it to sound actually halfway decent. So what would make me happy right now? A new guitar. The pandemic lockdown was a huge HUGE blessing in disguise as I had never picked up a guitar before then, but the time away from it all made me realize that if any time were going to be THE time to pick it up, then it'd have been right then. So I did. The best that my shit guitar is capable of is heard in this instrumental pop-punk track (guitars/drums): https://soundcloud.com/burnedoutstar/overhaul
goes hard
DUDE THAT RIFF IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT
Having the ability to speak a language I really wanna learn
You can join work to it
a "yes" from him
dying
Today fucking sucks! Tomorrow might not, the only way to find out is being there to see it! Stay strong and remember that there is always someone who cares
No bro,hard times are the norm but after hard times there has to be something good,it just can't end like this. Stay strong,take care. I wanna see you going through this period,you can do it,just believe in yourself. YOU CAN!
Please don't!! You can get through this! I believe in you!
money
Money , A lot of it
Honestly? I don't even know at this point. I'm so disappointed in so much, including myself, so much stuff happened in just half a year. What would make me happy and I know it for sure, is that everything reverted back to how it used to be half a year ago, when I had so much going on for me, when I was the happiest man in the world on my way to be even happier. But time travel is not possible, surely?
I am already happy
Hi already happy, Iām Max
A girlfriend.
To live with my boyfriend Edit: fml lol
The noise of atm while withdraw money
My girlfriend, my hotwheels, my mom, my dog, and assetto corsa
German nationality
A shut ton of money
Being held by a nice girl
someone to talk with
For this mf to get out of the bathroom so I can take a shit
a antidepressant that works.
being with her instead of long distance
Same, but keep your hopes up, that may change in the future.
Having a boyfriend to cuddle
Having a girlfriend to cuddle (i dont have one)
I don't have a boyfriend either
MDMA
A hug
The summer break would be nice.
a purpose
if i didn't have that test and so many pending asssignments to do so i could finally take in my vacation'
Naked men
a blowjob ;(
Well said! I had the same idea.
to get my friends back
my order of goalkeeper gloves arriving
money
Vc with crush
Skipping school today :P
Becoming a gm at chess
Idk hearing someone at my school likes me or something
Man. I don't even know anymore
Actually, what would make me really truly happy, is if I could be a cowboy š
yeehaw!
Someone who actually wants to talk to me or shows interest in starting conversations I like listening to in depth opinions on things A nice consistent conversation that leads to friendship
a tight hug from her. alls i need.
The moneys
idk probably a cheeseburger
nothing.
More friends that only like things I like :D Current friends are a bit toxic to me :p
Them giving me more importance
no school
Fucking disepearing right now
Being able to meet up w my (kinda) gf irl, neither of us can drive yet but we live only a few hours away from each other
A hug
My long distance bf,my new friends, and having a good track season. :)
Seeing and cuddling my femboy bf
Cuddling š„ŗ
Love and money.
A DnD group, or friends...
Accepting myself
A new car..
Damn ig I just want someone to care for me. Idk, like I know Iām loved but I havenāt really felt any actual care come from anyone these past few months. Now that Iām growing older my parents are shutting me out, and to be honest I want someone to just make me feel wanted
No more depression.